Chances of Don Lemon/Jonah Hill bromance slim after post-restroom encounter

We’re not sure why CNN’s Don Lemon decided to take this story to Twitter, but perhaps it’s a lesson to us all on how to conduct oneself when meeting, um, Don Lemon. You never know who’s waiting for you on the other side of that restroom door.

Oh, it’s ON.

Can’t we all just get along?

Is it wrong that we’re wondering if Hill washed his hands?

Hey Jonah Hill … the bellman was laughing at you after you left. How ya like them apples?

  • Tim

    I wonder if Lemon would have reacted the same if it were Shemar instead of Jonah. I smell the stench of a racist ego at work here.

  • Cbfordz

    Aw, Lemon is butt-hurt that Jonah didn’t know who the hell he is. Have to actually do something big to be famous, Lemon. Like, maybe report real news. See Brokaw, Downs, Cronkite, et al.

  • TJCrane_NCC1701

    The perpetually offended liberal homosexual Don Lemon. Since he’s also black he should also be able to play the “race card” after his “ladyparts” anus card.

    Hey Don, I’ll give you $9 for your birth control and $2 more to take the Dial-A-Ride bus service. Oh, and go away !

    These types are beyond rediculous !

  • Lord Foggybottom

    Keeping track of liberal anger is hard. Is Don Lemon pissed off because Jonah Hill is straight, white, or chubby? Also, who is Don Lemon?

    • Jack Deth

      Don Lemon is an arrogant, egotistical, uppity, offended by everything and everyone, womb to tomb liberal. Who enjoys Double Secret Politically Correct Protection for being non Caucasian and gay while reading teleprompters to empty airports across the nation.

      Not worth the time of day. Or a moment’s attention. A perfect fit for CNN.

      • cgraham77

        Oh man…you nailed it!! LOL

      • Maria

        “Who enjoys Double Secret Politically Correct Protection for being non Caucasian and gay while reading teleprompters to empty airports across the nation.”

        Obama? Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

        • Jack Deth

          Hi, Elle:

          Nice catch!

          I imagine that Don Lemon reads teleprompters more often to empty airports across the nation than Obama does.

          Though if Obama did have a son, I’m sure that he would look, act and sound a lot like Don Lemon.

          • d55may

            nice.. You folks are witty……

          • Maria

            Yes we are, thank you.

          • Maria

            No doubt!

      • orringtonmom (D)

        so jonah was just being like everyone else in the world…

    • $23907788

      lemon is pissed off because his mother
      didn’t name him Shenequa

      who is Don Lemon ?
      Shepherd Smith’s date.

  • Slam1263

    I’m getting tired of having to Google these peoples names.

    • JoeMusgo

      You don’t know who Don Lemon is? He’s ONLY a CNN Anchor AND Twitter King, according to his Twitter profile! You are all obviously so jealous!

      Actually, if I bumped into him I would probably mistake him for Isiah Thomas. Just saying…

      • Slam1263

        I was listening to him speak yesterday, wow, I’m not sure how he manages to walk, what with that chip on his shoulder.

        “He treated me like the help”. Priceless idiocy.

    • Penmar

      I know how you feel Slam1263, don’t know either of these two and could care less.

  • Maria

    I like Jonah Hill. To me, if what Hill said was true and he was in a hurry, it sounds like he was just being quick and friendly. I didn’t know who Don Lemon was either.

    • d55may

      It’s not like a straight guy would really like to spend time in ANY men’s room with a gay one who is standing outside he stall he is p’ing in. Strange.

      • Maria


  • Michelle Blackwell

    A non-story. Two people with a little name recognition pass each other and tweet about it, one feels slighted.
    Look at the rage on this board over it: “liberal anger”, “arrogant”, “uppity”, “lady parts anus”, “racist”. All because a gay black guy called a chubby white guy rude. Unbelieveable.

  • CrustyB

    I’m taking Jonah’s side for the simple reason that he’s the one who talked Emma Stone into becoming a redhead. #teamjonah

  • Baba Ghanoush

    Jonah Hill is a funny dude. Hopefully he doesn’t open his mouth and start spewing attacks on Republicans. I’d hate to see his name on my boycott list.

  • $129448

    Don Lemon is a girl with a complex

  • 1azuce

    Poor don, did his wide stance an a double tap but got no response. Now his lady parts are hurt.

  • Brett McMicken

    sounds like blaine and antoine having a spat

  • deepereyes

    And still the Time/Warner CEO wonders why ratings are so low

  •!/wdelpilartcot William Del Pilar

    Don Lemon is a minority racist and represents what I’ve been saying. Minority racism is at an all-time high as it’s been left unchecked. That’s because of political correctness and white guilt. What he said was a classic minority-racist tactic. Give a stereotype racist innuendo to create a picture of Jonah Hill as a racist. That simple and I bet 99% of conservative minorities would agree. I bet whites would too but they’re too afraid (rightfully so as MSM will successfully brand them racists) to say so.

    That said, Don Lemon is treading into dangerous waters as Hollywood won’t take too kindly to these types of attacks on their own. MSM is in bed with Liberals based on ideology, Hollywood raises millions upon millions for the actual politicians. Don’t think they won’t toss Lemon out on his ass if he gets out of control. That’s what they do; stay in line and prosper at the expense of your own culture or become part of that culture we keep enslaved with entitlements.

  • Belinda Henry

    Finally I know who one of the people are. Jonah Hill ,he had a nice movie with Brad Pitt and the rest is just crud.

    • Belinda Henry

      Oh and the other dude I had to google,never heard of him.