At least Big Bird still has a job. At the expense of the 23 million unemployed Americans.
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Chelsea (@chelseagrunwald) November 07, 2012The large yellow puppet millionaire that dominated much of America’s election coverage after the first presidential debate seems to be on the same page with Beyoncé when it comes to post-election football spiking.
DAMN twitpic.com/bb7atw—
LMAO TWITPICS™ (@_LMAO_TWITPICS) November 07, 2012
Who’s unemployed now? Well, even by the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ numbers, at least 12 million people. Big Bird’s job was never in jeopardy, though — America takes care of its puppets, no matter how famous or wealthy.
This is so bad it's good. Big Bird's revenge! WIll make RWNJs heads explode! http://t.co/qKNzJA0n—
DenisCampbell (@UKProgressive) November 07, 2012
I bet ya Big Bird breathed a big sigh of relief this morning…—
Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) November 07, 2012
Yes, Muppets and vaginas everywhere exhaled in unison.
HEY BIG BIRD WE'RE SAFE!!! #election2012—
Arthur Read (@arthur_read8) November 07, 2012
Welcome back, Big Bird. #Election2012—
(@VEVO) November 07, 2012
Welcome back? Did Big Bird go somewhere? Would he, please?
