obama won which means women dont have to hoard tampons and birth control thats all i really cared about—
Shelly (@MESH3LLY) November 07, 2012
Well, at least there’s plenty to laugh at today. Some smarty-pants Obama supporters are sighing with relief and it’s not just because their candidate won.
Finally — finally! — liberals have some assurance about where their next Tampax fix will come from. With President Lady Parts in the White House for another four years, American women will never suffer the fate ridiculed by Ace last month.
Day Two of A World Without Tampons: A Nation Bleeds—
FourTwoZero (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 11, 2012
Libs took to Twitter to celebrate the defeat of Romney’s mythical plans for a nationwide ban on feminine hygiene products.
you don't understand how relieved i am that romney is not the president, i would've had to stock up on tampons like honey boo boo's mom—
corgi 2016 (@avaleighx3) November 07, 2012
thank god obama won, because i would have had to stock up on tampons FAST.—
em. (@lovatosheaven) November 07, 2012
Yayyy now I don't have to go to Costco and stock up on tampons!!—
Jackie Krempasky (@cracker_jax13) November 07, 2012
i don't know if you guys are as happy as i am, but i get to keep my tampons. obama, stock them shelves!—
Stephanie Tran (@BabyAsiannn) November 07, 2012
One person lamented that she had already stockpiled tampons.
Fuck I bought all those tampons for nothing .—
SEMIRA†KORRINE (@SEMiRAKORRiNE) November 07, 2012
Hey, she should have read Twitchy and saved herself the trouble!
Meanwhile, other Obama supporters rejoiced that Mitt Romney won’t be able to laugh maniacally while outlawing all birth control. As if that was his plan.
Somehow, a few people managed to stock up on birth control despite the widely rumored inability of people to do so without a government sugar daddy.
What am I going to do with this stash of birth control I hoarded just in case?—
Pixie Me (@shannonpixie) November 07, 2012
I’m not gonna lie. I stocked up on birth control pills before this to be safe.—
Jo Ro (@xoJam23) November 07, 2012
Stocked up on rubbers. Gonna toss 'em and get that free birth control for my bitch. CAUSE I CAN STILL DO THAT. *Salute*—
Luis Perez (@LuisFromLA) November 07, 2012
Classy. Your “bitch” is one lucky gal to have you (and Big Daddy Government) looking out for her!
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED I DON'T HAVE TO HOARD BIRTH CONTROL PILLS ANY MORE—
Liz (@lizfarrington) November 07, 2012
so glad I don't have to stock up on birth control. eat shit Mitt!—
Monique (@M0NayNay) November 07, 2012
Yea! I don't have to hoard birth control pills!!!—
(@elle_yumi) November 07, 2012
I don't have to go to concentration camps and I don't have to stock up on birth control? Best news since Bush has been out of office!—
SHEℓBY | ARTPOP ♡ (@ShelbyyyTaylor) November 07, 2012
So glad I don't have to hoard birth control tomorrow.—
Shelby Ritchie (@Shelby_Lynn2015) November 07, 2012
I'm mostly happy that now I don't have to stock up on my birth control….—
Lauren (@foreignlauren88) November 07, 2012
WELP. guess i don't have to stock up on birth control anymore.—
Rachel Tilley (@racheltilley15) November 07, 2012
God bless. No need to go hoard my birth control now.—
Cassie Klocek (@cmklocek) November 07, 2012
Bless your precious hearts.
With Romney’s defeat, one thing is certain: liberal Twitter users will remain the gift that keeps on giving, no matter who occupies the Oval Office.