Gross: Liberal vaginas breathe sighs of relief after Obama win

Oh, for the love of everything ever! This is what happens when women vote with their lady parts, not their lady smarts.

Liberal women aren’t just swooning over President Obama’s victory — they claim their vaginas, uteri and ovaries are expressing gratitude and relief now that they’re in the oh-so-capable hands of President Lady Parts.

You’ve come a long way, baby!

Er … try cotton panties instead of synthetic. Bonus: they chafe a lot less than an Obama presidency.

Yes, because as we all know, our rights come from our lord and savior Obama.

But it’s not just a slew of vagina monologues. Other liberal “lady parts” joined in the celebratory sighing.

Some femme-a-gogues even believe their biological clocks run on Obama time.

T. M. I.

  • http://twitter.com/cheesytastic CheesyAwesome

    They behave as if they’re all a bunch of walking abortion factories.

    • BlueGood

      THEY ARE!

  • http://twitter.com/lola_lotion Alicia Hake

    ugh, how disgusting. i bet they’re feeling all “free” and “liberated” putting that filthy garbage on the internet for everybody to see. Class > Trash every. single. time. I’m thankful I was raised right.

    • Guest

      “Right”…literally :) I totally agree…no grace, no class in any of these tweets…ewww!

  • http://www.awinninghabit.com lissa

    I am embarrassed for the misguided among my gender but *I* breathe a sigh of relief that’s about ALL we have in common. Ick.

  • billeeblue

    Get those pictures out of my head! These women are walking-talking gross idiots! There’s just no mystery anymore.

  • Liberal Hater

    Liberal queefs…. how vile.

  • Donna Jackson

    There was maybe 1 or 2 of those women that looked like they actually could have a career. I am just speechless on how stupid people are.

  • ZoriahShepard

    Heaven forbid you use your brain and common sense. Lord help me that I share the same gender as those….females.

  • ZoriahShepard

    And a million unborn babies just cried out in terror.

    • ERMERGERD

      Maybe happiness actually. They won’t have these fools as parents.

  • Steve_J

    Looks like she did something else in her jeans aside from vote.

  • Joel A. Edge

    Fixated much?

  • Teresa Davis McCormick

    Yes Obama is the almighty savior of women, right?? Well what about all those little females who will never have a voice because of abortion. Aren’t they as important as these idiots? Why don’t they just have their ovaries and uterus’ removed and stop trying to call themselves women? Because real women don’t kill their own children.

    • EEKman

      You act as if women have abortions like they have Botox. They don’t. Quit being a tool.

      • Guest

        You’re full of it. I’ve been in the medical profession over 30 years, and you have no idea what I’ve seen…MANY women use abortions as a form of birth control…no way you can argue with me on that one!

      • http://twitter.com/wineplz wineplz

        there’s probably more women having abortions than getting botox because abortions are subsidized; botox isn’t (yet).

      • Liberal Hater

        Millions of dead babies would call your bullshit.

      • Tyr65

        @EEKman, Since 1973, roughly 50 million abortions have been performed in the United States. I don’t know about botox. Setting aside any religious arguments I may have, why don’t you go look up the procedure on late term and partial birth abortions, give it a real careful study then tell me who is being a “tool”. Why does the state have less of an obligation to prevent harm to these citizens than to the inconvenienced mothers. It is not a matter of self defense. And it cant be argued reasonably that they are a lump of cells anywhere after week 8 or so. You can hide your head in the sand but it wont make facts go away.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    I only have 2 words for this…

    Fucking disgusting.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Best one is, “My uterus just let out a sigh of relief. It’s my vagina not yours, please keep your politics out of it. thank god Obama won”

    What the fuck do you think Obamacare is, you fucking moron? ‘Scuse my language.

    • YeahWeWill

      Apparently Nobama was dead on asking women to think with their lady parts. These women are reducing the sum total of their existence to their sexual organs. As a woman, they embarrass me; They embarrass themselves ;(

    • Guest

      LOL, KAdams…you ever notice that most people who are for abortion are women you wouldn’t want to sleep with anyway? (I stole that from George Carlin).

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      I’m still cringing from the thought of ANYTHING down there letting out a sigh of relief.

  • Marcy Cook

    The pendulum will swing…it always does…and when it does these people will regret it.

  • Dialla Ingilas كافر

    Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs: http://educationalpsycology.blogspot.com/2010/12/maslows-hierarchy-of-needs.html , With this kind of President … it is almost a matter of time till women turn to basic survival …. then they will be ready to vote Republican.

  • Conrad2010

    OBAMA WINS! Hollywood Collectively Orgasms.

  • vino veritas

    Ugghh.. what a can of worms this election opened up (Why yes, I am referring to liberal vaginas)! So basically these lib ‘women’ are celebrating by having a giant gas-passing PMS party! Could have gone my whole life without that thought burning through my head. Well the bright side is it could be worse but I wont go there simply for the sake of preserving the mental stability that any of you might have left after last night’s catastrophe.

  • Steve_J

    We know their vagina’s are breathing. When will their brains start thinking?

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Brain wise, there’s nothing to see. There isn’t anything going on up there. It isn’t because they aren’t capable of higher thinking, it’s because they just don’t want to.

  • Steve_J

    We know their vagina’s are breathing. When will their brains start thinking?

  • Bea

    Congratulations to all of the liberal vaginas out there that can now wave open and proud and free. You can now whore around on the publics dime without fear of a pregnancy and even if you are too stupid to take your pill, the public will pay to kill your mistake. Hey, maybe if you open wide enough, next time you can get the public to pay for the inevitable IVF treatments you will want when you are too old and too lonely and need a baby to make you feel better.

  • Bea

    Congratulations to all of the liberal vaginas out there that can now wave open and proud and free. You can now whore around on the publics dime without fear of a pregnancy and even if you are too stupid to take your pill, the public will pay to kill your mistake. Hey, maybe if you open wide enough, next time you can get the public to pay for the inevitable IVF treatments you will want when you are too old and too lonely and need a baby to make you feel better.

  • detroit19

    Just when I think that these ‘war on women’ survivors can’t get any more moronic, sophomoric…just plain bat$hit crazy, they prove me wrong. Thanks for taking REAL women and their rights back centuries, BFO (Bimbos for Obama). To paraphrase your fearless leader’s ‘lady parts’ other half…’For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be part of the female gender’. No wonder there are those who think we are less intelligent than our male counterparts; keep up the good work :-(

  • Bea

    How ironic that their vaginas are so free by electing a douchbag.

    • http://twitter.com/LeonFoonman Leon Foonman

      Sore loser? LOL

      • Rusty Jewell

        No the country lost and some of us don’t feel the need to vote based on how many sex partners we want to have. Also, we use birth control and don’t have to get an abortion because we are irresponsible.

        • Armando

          Birth control is included free on your health insurance thanks to Obama

          • Dallas El Cazador

            You know, this is a perfect example of the ignorance of the children of the Left. “It’s included FREE”. Of course most of US know its NOT free, it costs more to provide it through insurance than it would if they just went and bought it at the discount pharmacy, But they don’t think that far past their genitals, and probably don’t make enough yet to care about the escalating amount of taxes taken to pay for their “free” party favors.

          • EEKman

            The single most effective thing the world has discovered to reduce abortions is free birth control.

          • http://twitter.com/lola_lotion Alicia Hake

            You’re so wrong. The single most effective thing that people with self-respect do to prevent unwanted pregnancy is to not have sex. The best use of a birth control pill is to put it between your knees and keep it there.

          • http://twitter.com/lola_lotion Alicia Hake

            You’re so wrong. The single most effective thing that people with self-respect do to prevent unwanted pregnancy is to not have sex. The best use of a birth control pill is to put it between your knees and keep it there.

          • SwTk

            How about some personal responsibility? Oh yea. Now you don’t have to have that anymore. It will be doled out to you with all your other free stuff. No one has ever died from not getting any – Dems have turned, yet another Privilege into everyone’s responibility. My cock does not thank anyone – it is part of me, it does not define me. But yours clearly defines you. You should change your name. I have a good suggestion. 😉

          • Glenn Mayton

            they probley live off the goverment anyway

          • Belinda Henry

            well dipshit nothings ever free,some other shlub is out making the money to provide it for you..

          • Glenn Mayton

            But that’s the way they like it.

          • Armando

            First of all, Watch your language. Second, it’s better for the insurance company to spend on the birth control than to spend on the pregnancies that would come of not offering it.

          • SwTk

            More time should be spent in mommy and daddy doing some darn training early on. Birth control and the use of abortion as birth control would decrease greatly if we tried a little pre and less post band aid solutions. Oh yea, that would require some work. Silly me. Why is your privilege to have a happy, healthy sex life, now my responsibility?

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            I’d rather pay for my birth control than have the taxpayers do it. Unlike the Obama loving girls (they aren’t women maturity wise) I take responsibility for myself and don’t need “Papa O” doing anything for me.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

            How, pray tell, is it “free”? Will the employees of all the major pharmaceutical companies and their suppliers provide your birth control now as a community service without compensation?

          • Armando

            The insurance company, of course it’s paying for it. It’s better for the insurance company to spend on the birth control than to spend on the pregnancies that would come of not offering it.

          • SwTk

            Stop being easy and irresponsible. Simple. I know, way too simple – another argument that the “hand me a fix folks” don’t or wont understand.

          • exiledbaystater

            I can pay for my wife’s birth control out of my HSA, although that’s unnecessary now. More importantly though, I’m less likely to have to see pregnant teenagers at the store or in the street. That’s a good thing.

          • Liberal Hater

            It’s not free you dumbass. Someone is paying for that. Some of us, though, are responsible and paid for it ourselves. What a novel idea.

          • Armando

            Watch your language. The insurance company, of course it’s paying for it. It’s better for the insurance company to spend on the birth control than to spend on the pregnancies that would come of not offering it.

          • Dallas El Cazador

            Funny seeing a Proggie saying “watch your language”. Secondly, the insurance company doesn’t really pay for it, the individual insureds do, through higher premiums to the companies. Like stores do to compensate for Libs shoplifting from them.

          • Armando

            Well yes of course at the end of the day, the individual insureds are the ones paying for it, but not having to deal with the pregnancies make it cheaper than not having that option available.

          • Dallas El Cazador

            And since my wife and I have no more plans for pregnancy (neither of us can anymore) why should we pay for someone else’s pregnancy, or birth control?

          • Armando

            If you stay healthy, not only are you paying for that, you are also paying for cancer treatments, doctor visits, and medicine. That’s the concept of insurance.

          • Dallas El Cazador

            No, its not “the concept” of insurance, Knucklehead. Learn a bit before you open your trap. Insurance was a hedge against a catastrophic injury, just as vehicle insurance or liability insurance is now. Your vehicle insurance doesn’t pay for routine repairs, oil changes, new tires or wiper blades. Nor does it pay those expenses for others and expect the pool to pick up the cost. Have you graduated high school yet?

          • Armando

            Your car insuance doesn’t pay for those preventive services, but your health insurance does:

            http://www.healthcare.gov/news/factsheets/2010/07/preventive-services-list.html

            So it does “pay those expenses for others and expect the pool to pick up the cost.” However, those preventive services are cheaper than waiting for the catastrophic event to happen.

          • TexSizzle

            Repeating the lie does not make it true. The insurance company does not pay for it; the people who pay for insurance pay for it. The more the insurance company is forced to include by government diktat, the more insurance costs for those of us who pay for it. My wife and I do not need birth control because she is a cancer survivor, but we’re going to be forced to pay for it with our insurance premiums.

          • Armando

            If you stay healthy, not only are you paying for that, you are also paying for cancer treatments, doctor visits, and medicine for other people. That’s the concept of insurance.

          • TexSizzle

            Repeating the lie does not make it true. The insurance company does not pay for it; the people who pay for insurance pay for it. The more the insurance company is forced to include by government diktat, the more insurance costs for those of us who pay for it. My wife and I do not need birth control because she is a cancer survivor, but we’re going to be forced to pay for it with our insurance premiums.

          • Tyr65

            Nothing is free… someone has to pay for it. You just chose to have someone steal the cash to pay for yours.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

        I believe a charge of “sore winner” would be appropriate in your case.

        • Jim Denney

          Harry Reid told me the woman who was the most sore after Obamas victory party was Sandra Fluke.

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            How would Harry know?

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            How would Harry know?

      • Bea

        How could I be, I didn’t vote for Obama.

      • Bea

        How could I be, I didn’t vote for Obama.

    • Glenn Mayton

      Gotta love that one

  • Michelle

    I was raised by a parent who was in OB/GYN and bodily functions were open conversations in my house, we spoke freely about reproductive functions as my Mom wanted us to have accurate information – but she also taught me class and tact. Thank you Mama that the open-mindedness you instilled in me didn’t include discussing my period, vagina and uterus with the rest of the world via social media.

  • http://twitter.com/yahneverknowCB yahneverknow

    *blink*

  • YeahWeWill

    Speaking from a female perspective; Can these women make women look any worse? Please do not judge us all by those morons. For f sake!!!

    • Jer

      No worries there! Conservative women have brains and class. And are way hotter. 😉

  • Kate

    I can’t believe so many people fell for this bogus “War on Women” rhetoric. We have rising gas and food prices, a sluggish economy, a healthcare system in desperate need of reform, a polarized Congress, 8% unemployment….and these twits vote based on birth control, a “choice” we already have!

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      It shows you how self-centered they all are. Not a care in the world except except about themselves. They don’t care about the decline of the U.S. from a superpower to a 3rd world country ruled under socialism.

      True Unemployment, if we count those who’ve dropped off the work force period, is at 14% and rising. This is unacceptable, but sadly by the end of Obama’s reign of terror it may be at 28%, 30%, maybe higher. :- Emergency Unemployment ends for all in January. That means once your Unemployment is up from your Employer, you get nothing else even if you can’t find a job. Meanwhile those on welfare, food stamps, and living in section 8 housing keep their aid and don’t have to seek employment anywhere. How is that fair?

      Why do you think they are ending Emergency Unemployment? Simple. When a person’s Unemployment is up, they are no longer counted in the Unemployment Percentage if they don’t seek an extension. However, those on Emergency Unemployment are, and the % rises since E.U. can be extended if a person is truly looking for work. Without E.U. the Unemployment % goes down, even though the True Unemployment % goes up, but the Obama Administration and the Left don’t look at that, and the MSM don’t report that %. So in essence since that true % is not being reported it doesn’t exist according to those who support the Preezy.

  • http://twitter.com/Strawboss727 Ken Sutton

    I just want liberal women to be able to abort liberal babies

    • BeeKaaay

      If leftwingwackos were left to themselves, they would contracept, abort, homosexualize and euthanize themselves out of existence. Karl Marx’s book would be a historical curiosity collecting dust in some museum instead of official government policy.

      But as you know, leftwingwackos don’t just stick to themselves, they take over public schools, colleges, the MSM, government agencies and use them to propagandize, and convert people to leftwingwackoism through imposing their beliefs on others.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    I don’t think their vaginas were releasing a breath of relief, it was more like trapped gas from too much touching of their #LadyParts. Anyone else think of tuna while reading those tweets?

    Meanwhile we’re all going to be jobless and homeless at the end of this hellish four year cycle if we aren’t already. And we most likely won’t even have basic rights. Liberal woman all must have a sign in their cranial cavity where their brain used to be that says “Move along, nothing to see here.” Just as long as they can kill their children and all on their or the tax payers’ dime, they’re happy!

    I have a feeling we’re about to join Sodom and Gomorrah they way our country is heading..

  • http://www.abww.wordpress.com/ Mino Nzinga

    Vaginas win!!! The TeaOP looses making government so small it controls my lady parts!

    • Maria Seeger

      Idiot. The only person controlling your vagina is yourself…for now. Believe me, if government wanted to control your vagina, they would, a la China by requiring women to get premits in order to carry a child to term and requiring her to get an abortion otherwise. No choice there. Don’t laugh. It’s been suggested before by population control enthusiasts, all of whom swing left. You’re living in a fool’s dream if you think *your* President wouldn’t sell your so-called “reproductive rights” down the river if it meant reducing the deficit by reducing the population.

  • BeeKaaay

    So the vaginas voted for one.

  • ERMERGERD

    I was wondering what that foul odor was.

  • michael s

    is it me or did that lady urinate on herself?

  • detroit19

    I am embarrassed by these tweets…funny thing? So are my friends, daughters, son, their friends, husband, his friends, parents, in-laws, granddaughter, her friends,, great aunts/uncles, nieces, nephews, great nieces/nephews..everyone I know.

  • medicinewomantwo

    Nothing is more impressive than a large group of women that makes all the male sexists jokes true from the 1950’s and 60’s…………….

  • EEKman

    Lol some of us aren’t as repressed regarding sex. Those tweets are funny :)

    Girls aren’t icky and people have sex cause it feels good, the sooner you get that the sooner women might vote for conservatives again.

    • YeahWeWill

      Not repressed that concerns me. It is stupidity. Tunnel vision;)

    • Jer

      I’m not repressed, and women are awesome. I just don’t find breathing vaginas and bleeding celebrating uterii to be a turn on. But hey, whatever does it for you. There are a lot weirder things out there.

      Besides, the tweets aren’t about sex, they’re about how they choose the leader of the Free World. And they say guys do their thinking with their man parts.

  • Jim Denney

    “When Obama won my vagina took a sigh of relief.”
    I knew I smelled something fishy, but I thought it was from Geraldos’ Koi pond.

  • ArmyMom81

    Yup. Let’s all judge people we don’t know for their exercised American right to post ignorant shit on the internet. That’ll make this country much better.

    • Al Sharptons Hair

      What? It’s plain disgusting what they’re doing, this is the Obama voter. Nothing about sequestration, debt ceiling, fiscal cliff, un-employment or the nations debt will be three times it’s GDP. This is why we’re in the mess we are because of complete morons like this who think that Romney was going to come into their houses and take their birth control and tampons.

      • ArmyMom81

        I see. So every single Obama voter is a slack-jawed moron with no morals or concern for the well-being of their country. Interesting theory.

        • Al Sharptons Hair

          Ummm… yes!!!! If you had morals and are worried about the fiscal health of our country you wouldn’t have voted for him. But as long as we have free birth control and condoms, who cares right?!!!

        • Al Sharptons Hair

          Oh and don’t forget four dead Americans in Libya, “the one” still has to answer for that.

          • ArmyMom81

            Right. Everyone who doesn’t share your exact opinion or didn’t vote the way you did is either an idiot or an enemy. The person I voted for didn’t win the election either, but maybe if I harp on it enough, then demonize every single person who voted differently than me, that’ll bring this country to a much better place. That’s not dividing us more at all. Sounds like you’ve got it all figured out.

          • Al Sharptons Hair

            What?

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            No, it’s just hard to believe that most people have thrown common sense out of the window. Staggering, even. The principles that made this country great are in the minority, and that was proven on Tuesday night.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          No, not everyone. And if you’re going to post it on the internet, if it’s ignorant, as you are saying, then you should expect responses. Communication: It’s irreverseable. Once a bell is rung, it can’t be un-rung. I wouldn’t call it judging, though. Judgment usually ends with condemnation. We feel sorry for these ‘ignorant’ posters.

          • ArmyMom81

            I agree that common sense should be used (and often isn’t) when putting anything out in a public forum like Twitter or Facebook. I also agree that communication is at least a two way street (though oftentimes much more than that with how many opinions are being tossed around). However, as Mr. Pankin here and several others in this thread have demonstrated (and indeed, on many opposite forums on the other side of the Right and Left line), these responses are very clearly cut-and-dry judgmental – not the product of pity. I wish it was a surprise to see nearly the exact same speeches: “They’re brainwashed, they’re ignorant, they’re selfish, they’re stupid, ect ect” coming from people on opposite sides of the issues. What astounds me is how many people spouting these overgeneralized judgements and insults don’t see the fact that they’re doing exactly the same thing as the people they’re condemning.

          • ArmyMom81

            I agree that common sense should be used (and often isn’t) when putting anything out in a public forum like Twitter or Facebook. I also agree that communication is at least a two way street (though oftentimes much more than that with how many opinions are being tossed around). However, as Mr. Pankin here and several others in this thread have demonstrated (and indeed, on many opposite forums on the other side of the Right and Left line), these responses are very clearly cut-and-dry judgmental – not the product of pity. I wish it was a surprise to see nearly the exact same speeches: “They’re brainwashed, they’re ignorant, they’re selfish, they’re stupid, ect ect” coming from people on opposite sides of the issues. What astounds me is how many people spouting these overgeneralized judgements and insults don’t see the fact that they’re doing exactly the same thing as the people they’re condemning.

  • TocksNedlog

    Obama Makes Women Bleed . . . sounds about right.

  • TocksNedlog

    For most of those girls, the only time their vaginas breathe a sigh of relief is when Monday morning comes around and they have to head back to class.

  • Victor Kahuro

    This is disgusting. Looks they are proving they voted with their lady parts

  • Danny Meeker

    Now honestly, conservatives. Don’t be so hard on vaginas — those things take a pounding….

  • EastValleyConservative

    These people are disgusting and take stupid to a whole new level.

  • http://twitter.com/opus_6 soccer mom

    Yep, their dried-up, scraped-out uteruses voted. Woohoo.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Haha, Mom… awesome!

  • http://twitter.com/murgatr0id GTJessop

    Sadly, my wallet is groaning with impending doom

  • Glenn Mayton

    And these are the people who decided who was going to run our country?SICKENING

  • riddler1620

    For all the women who think republicans want to take away your rights and what have you. The republicans can’t do nearly as much damage as you did to yourselves by your postings about your vaginas.

  • Ken H.

    First of all – are these people real? They voted for Obama based on this issue? That is just unbelievable….

    OTOH – my pothole-filled road is scheduled to be repaved next year, and with president ladyparts in office, the asphalt will probably keep flowing… so I can say “my potholes just breathed a sigh of relief”. Thank you president asphalt!

  • Ken H.

    First of all – are these people real? They voted for Obama based on this issue? That is just unbelievable….

    OTOH – my pothole-filled road is scheduled to be repaved next year, and with president ladyparts in office, the asphalt will probably keep flowing… so I can say “my potholes just breathed a sigh of relief”. Thank you president asphalt!

  • http://twitter.com/wineplz wineplz

    WTH? ew. *shudders*

  • Scott Wilson

    Are this many women really this ignorant?

  • http://twitter.com/MoueLaMoue Moue La Moue (D)

    Now we can save all those baby fur seals, kill our unborn, marry who we want and enjoy free shots and pills for those pesky infections. Idiots.

  • smb04d

    I still want to know what about Romney really made women “afraid”. I saw an interview with Romney and he said loud and clear that his religion guides how HE should live his life…not anyone else. He also explained that his religion forbids drinking of alcohol, but he then asked, “Now should I make a law banning alcohol? No!” Also, he was governor of MA. Did you hear citizen say, “Wow after Romney left, we really had to restore all of our rights as human beings”? Just some thoughts for all the vaginas out there…I guess vaginas have brains and can express thoughts.

  • bicentennialguy

    These disgusting viragos are nothing but cats in heat. It’s vulgar. They say how rotten men are….BS….they have NOTHING over these women. NOTHING.

  • Jer

    For the ones who’s Vs are breathing a sigh of relief, I’m glad I’m not in the room with them.

    My God. And what, exactly, did they think Romney was going to do to their vaginas? I don’t know, cuz I’m a dude, but my guess is that if I were a woman and Romney won, I’d be grateful that the guy who’s campaign spent the last 6 months objectifying women and insulting their intelligence had lost.

  • LochGates44

    I smell tuna but I’m not anywhere near an ocean.

  • Glenn Mayton

    All I can say are you women that think of your Vaginas in a polical way, having a period and uterus is celebrating, you have got to be the stupidist,horney idiots that don’t have a clue what you’ve done. You are a Joke and proving it by your comments. Nancy Mayton

  • Liberal Hater

    WTF are you talking about? Since when is preventing the murder of an innocent child “limiting the rights of vaginas”? You liberals think so backass backward. You are borderline retarded. Single women can go fuck whatever they want. They can put whatever they want up their snatches. I’m not paying for the shit. Now, go fuck yourself.

  • Liberal Hater

    WTF are you talking about? Since when is preventing the murder of an innocent child “limiting the rights of vaginas”? You liberals think so backass backward. You are borderline retarded. Single women can go fuck whatever they want. They can put whatever they want up their snatches. I’m not paying for the shit. Now, go fuck yourself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

    You expect to be taken seriously whilst referencing a parody site? Oh and vey!

  • Streetiebird

    Women currently have the right to seek a safe abortion. You want to take that right away. But thanks for being so classy about this little misunderstanding.

  • jaimjackson

    Mmm. Is a safe abortion one where nobody gets killed? Or am I wrong?

  • detroit19

    That was NEVER going to happen. Abortion on demand is the law of the land and will continue to be so barring a CONSTITUTIONAL amendment outlawing it, an amendment that would have to ratified by a majority vote by all ’57’ states and even then, the Supreme Court could just overturn the decision of the majority. Sometimes, lately, the ignorance is just stunning.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    What about responsibility and being an adult? And yes Suzanne is right. But Liberals don’t have the thought processes to realize that.

  • Belinda Henry

    what a moron,why don’t you show us this bill that takes away your right to off your offspring in utero..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

    How could republicans do that, given that the Supreme Court has long since decided that the procedure is constitutionally protected? Misunderstanding, indeed. By chance, did you sleep through basic civics during your school days?

  • BeeKaaay

    Leftwingwackos are bloodthirsty and dehumanize whoever they can. In this case, they lub-lub the death of innocent babies.

  • Liberal Hater

    I’m classy to only people who deserve it. Fuck heads like yourself deserve nothing. There is no such thing as “safe abortion” to the murdered child. What an evil piece of shit you are.

  • Rusty Jewell

    How about you take responsibility in the FIRST place and use birth control? oh yeah, you can’t afford it because you don’t have a job because Obama is in office. GIVE ME A BREAK. Romney would’ve fixed the economy NOT worried about your used vaginal area.

  • Maria Seeger

    Right now, in China, women are limited to one child. If they get pregnant again, they have no choice but to abort. It occurs to me that one way the President and his minions can save money is to limit the number of children being born into this country by requiring women to get permission to have a child based on income, race, and gender…in other words, depending on which gender is needed most; and don’t forget, forcing women to abort the fetus if it’s found to have any kind of disability.
    Now, Streetiebird, you and your vagina enjoy yourselves with free gov’t funded abortions, because it’s been my experience that the gov’t giveth and the gov’t can taketh away. And when my little scenario comes to pass it won’t be Mitt Romney’s party doing it…it’ll be your Democratic party doing it. And it’s not beyond the realm of possibility; after all, Planned Parenthood was started as a eugenics meaasure to control minority populations who, back then, bred like rabbits; in particular, the Black population. PP’s founder, Margaret Sanger, was a White racist, you see. But don’t take my word for it…google it.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    You’re hilarious, but even Romney said in the cases of rape, incest, and life of the mother abortion would be allowed. But nice try, though.

  • Streetiebird

    ahaha cute :) You want rape victims to use birth control? Or should the rapist be responsible and wear a condom? GIVE ME A BREAK. Romney would have dug a $5 trillion hole to bury the middle class in.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    Don’t bother, Rusty & Belinda, Mark, anyone else who contends with this person. You can’t reason with Streetie because it lacks the power to think on its own and absorb new information.

  • Streetiebird

    Correct, the GOP supports a CONSTITUTIONAL amendment to strip women of their right to access a safe abortion, even in the case of Rape.

  • detroit19

    AGAIN…that was never going to happen. And if the irresponsible conception of unwanted children is still an issue, with so many options to prevent said inconvenience, we have not come very far, ‘baby’. I had 3 children, because my husband and I decided to have only 3, and you know what? It was pretty easy to have only 3 children without resorting to an abortion. Not to mention any potential ‘inconveniences’ before I got married which was not an issue as I am not a recreational ‘user’. Bottom line, these ‘vagina breathers’ are setting back women’s rights by reducing us to our lady parts.

  • detroit19

    Requiring ratification/permission from all ’57’ states…NOT GONNA HAPPEN. We are way beyond that moment…:'(

  • Streetiebird

    So if you were raped you would have raised the rape-baby? Why is the GOP pushing thousands of new ways to limit reproductive rights if they’re not interested in limiting reproductive rights???? And by your capitalized use of FREEBIES, I assume you bought into the Rush Limbaugh lies about Sandra Fluke? LOL. Maybe someday you’ll realize what she was asking for (here’s a hint, it wasn’t a freebie from the government).

  • Guest

    I am the mother of 2 daughters and 1 son. Daughter.

  • detroit19

    I am the mother of 2 daughters and 1 son. One of my children has a 13 year old, although unmarried-TY God-since the other parent is a low life with whom the child has NO relationship , one of my children is in a long term relationship with a great partner and one of them is soon to be engaged to be married. Not one of them has asked the governments to intervene in their ‘reproductive’ rights because they are responsible adults with a moral compass.

  • Belinda Henry

    yes she was a grown ass woman asking for the catholic church to provide herself something she could pay for herself.

  • detroit19

    I respectfully disagree…I have a ‘child’ who is the responsible parent of a 13 year-old, all A student, a child in a commited relationshIp, a

  • detroit19

    Can’t say what I would have done since that did not happen to me. BOTTOM LINE-abortion on demand is the law of the land, and to argue otherwise is ingenious

  • detroit19

    I/we have a 13 year old granddaughter who has an absentee parent-straight A student, a child who suffered through date rape to find
    their soul mate and a child who is engaged to be married, I can honestly, sincerely, respectfully tell you and Sandra that you know not what you speak of. Sandra, and perhaps you, need to experience life, then we’ll ‘talk. Beyond that, I return to my original point…Roe vs. Wade, sadly, will NEVER be overturned so rest easy, many more millions of human lives will be denied, all in the name of reproductive rights/irresponsibility.

  • detroit19

    And you’re right..there are NO freebies from the government-I/We the People are paying for that.

  • vino veritas

    Since when & how the hell can a human life suddenly mutate into non-life because of a rape (and yes that living growing fetus in a womb is an ACTUAL human life from conception, scientifically speaking)? There is no ‘right’, anywhere or in any way, to murder an unborn life, especially because it inconveniences you and every other self-centered sociopathic sandra fluke out there who is complaining instead of taking responsibility for your own actions. This absurd narrative about ‘reproduction rights’ is a lie and nothing more than another way for liberals to force everyone else to subsidize their irresponsibility.

  • Mark Glenn

    No, the gov’t funds Planned Parenthood, they provide the abortions.
    Romney actually agrees with abortion in the case of rape and incest, (Ryan is the one who believes in life begins at birth and all abortions are wrong). Since Romney was the one running, his platform was the one both men would have followed. For the record, abortion wasn’t an issue this election, everything was about the economy and the Affordable Health Care Act (which will be anything but affordable when it goes into effect next year). I agree with the earlier poster, getting a constitutional act passed for abortion or anything else right now seems pretty far fetched. Even Republicans are split on this issue, the religious side doesn’t like them, the rest of us don’t give a hoot one way or the other.

  • Maria Seeger

    Government funding of abortions is written into Obamacare; that’s the quarrel right now with the Catholic Church…Obamacare would require Catholic hospitals to provide women abortions although offering such services is against the Church’s teachings. But what does that matter just as long as your vagina gets what it wants, and your reproductive rights are protected? To hell with anyone’s religious beliefs.
    And you can laugh all you want, honey, but I’m here to tell you that if the government decides that they want to limit the number of babies being born because women are irresponsible and refuse to use birth control (welfare babies, dontcha know), in order to save their precious entitlement programs, they can and will require abortions and permits to carry children, and there’s nothing you or your vagina will be able to do about it. So laugh all you want, honey, because it’s your “progressive” party that will embrace the idea, not the Republican.

  • Streetiebird

    So if your youngest daughter was raped and impregnated you would force her to raise the rape-baby? Very brave, but forcing others to suffer like that seems extraordinarily cruel. I’m very glad we live in a society where access to abortions is a right.

  • Guest

    Gee, what do you think of me choosing to keep my autistic baby? If I’d listened to the doctors, I’d not know the joy of the innocence he brings to our family. Wait…I know what your answer is…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

    Since abortion cannot be outlawed, barring a constitutional amendment or a supreme court reversal, what are you blathering about?

  • detroit19

    I would never force anyone to have a child against their will, including/especially my own. Point being that you would have to be willful, outside of rape/incest or just plain stupid to get pregnant when you don’t want tore

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

    Obama has not raised taxes, by default and by design, on the middle class? Even your fictional Romney number is dwarfed by the amount added to the deficit under Obama.

  • Maria Seeger

    Why are you so hung up on using the old rape issue that the feminists used to justify abortion back forty years ago? I mean gimme a break. Nowadays a rape victim who actually bothers to report the rape is given a morning after pill by most hospital ER’s. and if not, then she can find a Planned Parenthood clinic to get one. She has 72 hours to get one. You know, you really ought to get off that strawman argument; nowadays it just makes you look stupid, considering the morning after pill.

  • Liberal Hater

    You bringing up the $5 trillion out of context shows just how fucking stupid you are.

  • CherDash

    So, punish the baby by murdering it because of the crimes of the man? That’s liberal compassion for you.

  • Streetiebird

    That’s all well and good, except the GOP also wants to eliminate the morning after pill AND Planned Parenthood.

  • Streetiebird

    You’ve missed the mark by a lot here. Government funding for abortions is NOT written into Obamacare and it is NOT what the quarrel is with the Catholic Church. The quarrel was over private insurance paying for CONTRACEPTION, not abortion. The church did not want to abide by federal law, and so they caved and made an exemption for them. But you probably were watching too much FOX news and listening to too much Rush Limbaugh to get the facts straight. Sandra Fluke wanted PRIVATE insurance to cover contraception for women, like they cover expensive things for men like penile implants and viagra (which are FAR more expensive than the pill). But Limbaugh and O’Reilly turned it into some kind of Government giveaway which it never was. In short, you’ve been misled by your beloved rightwing media.

  • Streetiebird

    So, punish the woman because of the crimes of the man? That’s conservative compassion for you. If you don’t want an abortion don’t get one. If you’re offended that other people make the hard choice to have an abortion then that’s fine, but taking away their right to choose because you have a hard time with it is disgusting and cruel.