Comedian Stephen Kruiser reveals his plan for fighting the Left, taking back the GOP

Conservatives are still reeling from last night’s election loss, but mourning must now give way to learning from our mistakes and taking action to ensure we don’t make them again. Comedian and outspoken Tea Party activist Stephen Kruiser is doing his part, and he took to Twitter today to lay out his strategy for taking America back. While it may strike some as controversial, now more than ever is the time to step outside of our comfort zones to protect the American values we cherish:

Indeed. And we’re proud to fight right alongside you.

  • Typewriterstreaming

    Bravo. Like a great brew of tea on a cold day. Thank you.

  • MsBoop

    Love it!

  • http://twitter.com/DaveBorlandPhD Dave Borland

    Romney was chosen because he was “moderate”. Seeing how well Romney did against Obama in the first debate-imagine what a Newt could have done to Obama in the first debate! Chose the right, fight the left, defend the core values and hold Obama (or whomever in power) responsible.

    • Ntr

      The thing is…Newt is even more of a liberal-leaning moderate who helped pass the disastrous NAFTA and doesn’t hold ‘conservative core values’. IMO, he would’ve done far worse than Romney.

      • iandrews08

        Newt on GOP ticket would have surely had me voting libertarian or independent.

        • mbecker908

          So, you’re just flat-out single-digit IQ stupid huh. Nice to know.

        • http://IKnowBO.com/ Slam1263

          Seriously, how can you vote for anyone over the age of twelve, that goes by the nick name Newt?
          Slam is bad enough, but Newt?

          • http://warrenlevine.wordpress.com/ Warren Levine

            He mostly surfaces every four years. Mostly….

    • Ntr

      The thing is…Newt is even more of a liberal-leaning moderate who helped pass the disastrous NAFTA and doesn’t hold ‘conservative core values’. IMO, he would’ve done far worse than Romney.

    • my preciousss!!

      McCain was moderate too…………….and he lost.

  • http://www.facebook.com/roberta.wittlingbiggs Roberta Wittling-Biggs

    ::::Jumps in, grabs oar, starts rowing:::::”HELL YEAH! Im w/him^”

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Perfect plan…………now………. how to get the spineless politicians to put it to practice

    All you republican politicians…………pay attention………..Playing it safe and being “nice” hasn’t worked……….time for a bold and AGGRESSIVE approach

    • catb55

      I just heard the Dems say that if the R’s don’t approve of Obama’s tax increases .. then the collapse is on them … Call their bluff … give Obama what he wants . saying that is exactly what you are doing .. then OBAMA OWNS THE COLLAPSE! Then Get someone as Speaker who has a pair .. remove BOHNER NOW!

      • http://twitter.com/BlissDesignz Tabitha Taylor

        Amen. His supporters backed him & this fiscal cliff crap was known prior. Most of us have gotten to the point where it’s like “OK I’m done. Light a match, lock & load & let em burn it down. They can own it!”

        • walterc

          Ditto, let them own it. Step on the gas and let’s run it off the cliff.

  • http://twitter.com/trespatines1 Trespatines

    Until we stop the immoral revolution in our schools and media, consevatism doesn’t have a prayer. And how do we do that?

    • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

      The truth and nothing but the truth….and someone who can explain it well to regular people and with passion. Basically Ronald Reagan.

    • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

      The truth and nothing but the truth….and someone who can explain it well to regular people and with passion. Basically Ronald Reagan.

    • FranklinWasRight

      We need to start getting active in our schools. Get on school boards, pay attention to the actual curriculum, protest the revisionist history books and socialist slant.

      • http://warrenlevine.wordpress.com/ Warren Levine

        Socialist slant? Like teachers telling students Marx, Lenin, Stalin, and Mao Zedong were people they should emulate? STFU and GTYR. And stop posting stupid shit you can’t back up.

  • Marcy Cook

    YES!!!!!! I with you on this. And one thing we must do is hold the media accountable. Pressure their sponsors. We need the truth to be told all the time.

  • Evilpa

    Oh YEAH!!!!

  • syvyn11

    I don’t see one way where he is wrong. Kruiser just gave us a roadmap and a battle plan.

  • civet

    I’m in. I also second Marcy Cook. Undecideds won’t get the truth through traditional channels.

    Hell, the Tea Party is either the cause of the Republican losses or is completely irrelevant according to whichever corrupt media outlet you are listening to. The media is a real threat to this country.

  • GaryTheBrave

    I have stated the same thing pretty much (see “It’s Over”). I have already emailed my state’s GOP Political Director offering my help to CONSERVATIVE Republican candidates for Governor and Senate. As far as TEA Party candidates they better start grooming themselves for 2014. Write down a clear and complete position statement for each issue. Tell your personal story. Be prepared for attacks and respond immediately.

    I keep wondering how the loss occurred. Did we deceive ourselves with false signs? Did the Romney campaign deceive us? Did they deceive themselves? Did the Democrats and Obama deceive us? Were there enough hi jinks by the Dems to steal this election? As Kruizer mentioned, we must quit fooling ourselves with results that have yet to occur.

  • David Darnell

    Printed out and ready to distribute

  • David Darnell

    Printed out and ready to distribute

  • Ntr

    The biggest thing is the GOP needs a kick in the ass and also needs to learn not to throw influential voter groups under the bus. And stop letting the media get their way in swaying public opinion. Not as many Republican voters were excited with Romney (moderate, leaning liberal per his Massachusetts record) as there could’ve been. Which led to him becoming strike two. Strike one was, of course, McCain. A third strike in 2016 and it’ll be the Republican party on the brink of dissolution.

    In short, grow some backbone Republicans.

  • Ntr

    The biggest thing is the GOP needs a kick in the ass and also needs to learn not to throw influential voter groups under the bus. And stop letting the media get their way in swaying public opinion. Not as many Republican voters were excited with Romney (moderate, leaning liberal per his Massachusetts record) as there could’ve been. Which led to him becoming strike two. Strike one was, of course, McCain. A third strike in 2016 and it’ll be the Republican party on the brink of dissolution.

    In short, grow some backbone Republicans.

  • Ntr

    The ultimate goal of the Republicans, Conservatives, Right-libertarians and such should be to provoke the unwinding of the DemoKKKratic party. Expose the history of the Democratic party, bring about and foster their divisions, not ours.

    • Teresa Davis McCormick

      the only democratic politician they want us to remember is JFK. It’s always amazed me…why African Americans vote for the Dems. but this election, more than any, has shown that people don’t take the time to do their homework and come to the polls with an uninformed decision.

  • Ntr

    The ultimate goal of the Republicans, Conservatives, Right-libertarians and such should be to provoke the unwinding of the DemoKKKratic party. Expose the history of the Democratic party, bring about and foster their divisions, not ours.

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    Our biggest mistake is putting several real conservatives like Michelle Bachmann, Herman Cain, and Rick Perry up against one establishment guy. We have to agree on one Tea Party candidate and not split our vote.

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    Our biggest mistake is putting several real conservatives like Michelle Bachmann, Herman Cain, and Rick Perry up against one establishment guy. We have to agree on one Tea Party candidate and not split our vote.

  • salvagesalvage

    Oh yessss please wingnuts form an official Tea Party split-off from actual sane conservatives into a lump of a rump of a pack of loonies not only would that make the American political landscape better for everyone but it would ensure endless entertainment.

    Make Michelle Bachmann your leader and Victoria Jackson her VP for maximum hysteria.

    • NCRelite

      Don’t worry about us, worry about Obama and how he’s going to handle the piss poor economy handed to him by his predecessor, empty chair. The court eunuchs of Barackingham Palace can only protect him for so long, and when Obamacare and Dodd Frank rear their ugly heads people will be abandoning ship from the SS Obama faster than you can say “corpseman”

      • salvagesalvage

        That would be the piss-poor economy that is recovering? Yeah, that’s going to be a challenge!

        Oh wingnuts, are facts invisible to you by choice or circumstance?

        • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

          Speaking of recovery and invisible facts, apparently you haven’t seen the stock market today.

          • salvagesalvage

            !!! Oh noes! A bad stockmarket day?!! The Republic is doooooooommmmeed!

            Here are some facts for you:

            http://www.economist.com/node/21561909

            Read. Learn. Don’t be a wingnut.

    • vino veritas

      The entire democrud party is populated with far left lunatics like yourself. There is no Democrat party anymore! Its purely an ideology now known as liberalism, in all its wretched forms. If the conservative turn out for last night came close to matching the turnout in 2010, you idiots would be hollering howling & lamenting your corrupt messiah’s massive defeat right now while issuing the standard calls for violence then crying about nonexistent racist conspiracies all because you didn’t get your way.

      • salvagesalvage

        Please show me one policy that the Democratic party has enacted, championed or otherwise presented that is “far left”.

        And yes! There is no racism in America!

        • TrueBlue73

          Pro Illegal immigration and amnesty. Repeatedly against mandatory e-verify. Against Voter id…..

          • salvagesalvage

            Well I’m not sure if it’s “pro illegal immigration” as it is “pro solving a problem”. Illegals are going to keep on coming unless you’re prepared to shoot them on site. They come north to find work and there is obviously work for them that benefits both the illegals and America. This is what happens when you crack down on illegals:

            http://blogs.ajc.com/jay-bookman-blog/2011/06/17/gas-farm-labor-crisis-playing-out-as-planned/

            Thanks to the resulting labor shortage, Georgia farmers have been forced to leave millions of dollars’ worth of blueberries, onions, melons and other crops unharvested and rotting in the fields. It has also put state officials into something of a panic at the damage they’ve done to Georgia’s largest industry.

            —–
            So the best plan it to find a compromise, something that gets America the cheap labour without it being illegal and all the issues that creates.

            It’s a bit like drug abuse, you simply cannot legislate it away, you have to work with it because that’s the reality of the situation.

            I’m not sure what e-verify is and voter id isn’t the problem the problem is that it’s selectively enforced to affect certain areas. Voter fraud is such a small percentage of a percent is that you will hurt more legal voters than illegal in any sort of over-policing.

            So that’s it, those are radical crazy hippy liberal things? Then most of America is crazy liberal hippies and I don’t think that’s so.

          • vino veritas

            Its PRO ILLEGAL immigration, since handing out amnesty does nothing but increase the drain on our resources, the crime rate, DOES NOT add to revenue and is a moral slap in the face to all those who have suffered and toiled to get into this country legally. These are all things you narcissistic hypocritical libs ignore in favor of getting cheap labor while attempting to appear ‘sensitive’ to the plight of illegals. If you libs really did care about their plight you would be helping to end it, as conservatives do, BY ENDING the entire lecherous & corrupt system that enables AND encourages them to come here in the first place.

            Those farmers that hired these illegals have only themselves to blame since they don’t get a free pass to violate out country’s laws and enable others to criminally violate our sovereignty just because they want cheap/next to free labor. So yes, the liberal agenda on illegal immigrants (which you lib progs deceptively & disingenuously label as undocumented workers) is crazy hippy crap but, more importantly, it is dangerous to our country’s safety and security as well as to the illegal immigrants themselves.

            http://mdjonline.com/view/full_story/14351476/article-D-A–King–Pro-law-Americans-turning-tide-on-immigration?instance=special

          • salvagesalvage

            >Its PRO ILLEGAL immigration, since handing out amnesty does nothing but increase the drain on our resources,
            Oh it does not, they come, they work, they pay payroll and sales taxes just like most natural born Americans.
            >the crime rate,
            Yeah, that’s what criminals do, they sneak into your house to pick fruit for minimum wage and no benefits.
            >DOES NOT add to revenue
            Yes! All the people that hire the illegals don’t make any money because no one in America buys their products!
            > and is a moral slap in the face to all those who have suffered and toiled to get into this country legally.
            The illegal actually suffer more, crossing deserts, dealing with criminals, getting shot at the border? And it’s amazing that you speak for all those millions of people! How do you know how they feel about it?
            >These are all things you narcissistic hypocritical libs ignore in favor of getting cheap labor while attempting to appear ‘sensitive’ to the plight of illegals.
            Where have I expressed any sensitivity? Why don’t you stick to what I actually say?
            And you’re not in favor of cheap labor you want to pay more for stuff?
            > If you libs really did care about their plight you would be helping to end it, as conservatives do, BY ENDING the entire lecherous & corrupt system that enables AND encourages them to come here in the first place.
            So… you want to dismantle capitalism and the free market? Well good luck with that Comrade!
            >Those farmers that hired these illegals have only themselves to blame since they don’t get a free pass to violate out country’s laws and enable others to criminally violate our sovereignty just because they want cheap/next to free labor.
            I can imagine your face at the supermarket when you’re paying three times as much at the register.

            So yes, the liberal agenda on illegal immigrants (which you lib progs deceptively & disingenuously label as undocumented workers) is crazy hippy crap

            Ha! Ha! Yes! Cheap labour is hippy crap! Like unions! No, wait a second…

            >more importantly, it is dangerous to our country’s safety and security
            Yes for the last 50 years America has been destroyed by Mexicans picking your fruit.

            >as well as to the illegal immigrants themselves.
            Sure is and that’s why they want to create a safe legal system for them to use, that solves that problem, see?

            And you’re against it, why and what solution do your propose in place?

          • KansasGirl

            True, don’t feed the troll.
            He’s a leftist sent here to cause mayhem.
            And we know how good they are at that.

        • vino veritas

          That’s probably the silliest question any of you lib trolls have ever spewed on here. Are you guys just gluttons for punishment or what?

          Abortion on demand – Roe V. Wade & planned parenthood who have done everything in their power including lie, inveigle, obfuscate and commit fraud in order to further and protect the corrupt & evil abortion industry.

          Partial birth abortion – Your heretical & hypocritical hero’s support in efforts to legalize this is well documented

          Amnesty (as well as some very liberal forms of it as previously mentioned)

          Indoctrinating kids in public schools with the gay agenda – gay extremist radical & obama school czar Kevin Jennings

          Pushing his agw/green boondoggle agenda to everyone and anyone – global warming agenda extremist & White House science czar John P. Holdren

          This list could go on & on but anyone who has actually been paying attention to the truth about the corrupter in chief knows this stuff is a drop in a very large bucket and old news the MSM largely ignored.

      • vphilly

        Yeah, don’t forget that the liberal vermin would be demanding endless recounts

  • vino veritas

    His message would work better without the cursing (just makes him look as crude & stupid as the lib/progs he’s fighting) but I agree with just about everything he states here. Conservatives like Michelle Malkin (and I) who were saying Romney was the wrong choice for the presidential ticket were proven right! Conservatives need to burn and char the GOPuke establishment scum from the party ranks and start populating it with real conservatives from the top down. Otherwise, like Michelle Bachmann said, its time to form a new party.

    • vphilly

      Screw trying to purge the GOP establishment because that’s an uphill battle. I think we need to move right on to forming a new party and every candidate would need to be vetted to make sure they are truly conservative in nature.

  • $30423294

    I keep thinking about the factoid circulating today that Romney failed to get the number of votes McCain got in 08, and that if he had gotten the same number of votes McCain got, he would have defeated Obama. We’re all scratching our heads. What in the world did McCain — McCain? — have that Romney didn’t have? Why in the world would so many McCain people sit out this year?

    Let’s articulate the situation a little better:

    Romney failed to get the number of votes McCain/Palin got in 08.

    The GOP held up a big sign at the convention: Sarah Palin not welcome here.

    Her followers got the message. Some apparently took it hard.

    My interpretation? Obama didn’t command a bigger vote. We had the bigger vote.

    What happened was that the wizards of the GOP decided — for reasons inexplicable to me — to tell a few million of our voters to get lost. They did.

    BOOM.

    • http://IKnowBO.com/ Slam1263

      I hold Reince, lather and repeat, at fault for sidelining the TEA party.

    • http://twitter.com/BlissDesignz Tabitha Taylor

      Oh there’s no way any of this banana republic election isn’t fraudulently rigged to the hilt. IF there was actually rule of law & safe elections, given the turnout & mass hate for Obama the map would have been as red as Reagan’s!! I’m sure locked away somewhere there’s probably a massive amount of ballots. Or, they could have just been deleted when the machines were hacked into (See hacking democracy). With all the dirty tricks we saw pulled, just imagine how much we didn’t see. Sad

      • Teresa Davis McCormick

        and did those overseas military people even get to vote. We need more controlled voting standards.

    • http://warrenlevine.wordpress.com/ Warren Levine

      For one thing, military experience. He was a draft-dodger, claiming his Mormon missions as an exemption from the draft. Five times he got a free pass. During which John McCain rotted in the Hanoi Hilton. Don’t be an idiot. THAT is the main difference between Mittler and McCain.

  • Blake Waymire

    Definitely agreed. There are also some things that Republicans need to start doing, and sooner rather than later.

    1) No more taped interviews. Live only. The mainstream media hates Republicans. This is no secret to any of us. The less opportunity we give them to spin, the more effective we will be.

    2) Fight like Democrats. I would suggest announcing to the world that until the Senate offers a budget and shows willingness to actually act in a bipartisan manner, the House will pass NOT A SINGLE BILL offered by the Senate. Not one.

    3) No more allowing the media to choose our presidential candidate for us. Every attack the Democrats offer to any Republican primary candidate, refute it. Immediately. And then attack the Dems with the same gusto. Put them on the offensive. Romney notably did not do this nearly as much as he could.

    4) This is most important. Move to impeach Obama over Benghazi at the least. Yes, the media will start by saying the Republicans are nutjobs (when do they not say this?), but make such a commotion that they HAVE to cover it. Again, this is meant to put Democrats on the offensive.

    We can’t play games anymore. Time to make the Dems pay for the slanderous lies they constantly heap upon us.

  • Victor Kahuro

    Wow this guy is really in it I want to meet him

  • DANEgerus

    Screw destroying the GOP… TAKE the GOP.