Neil Diamond dials for Obama, offers lame and nonpartisan ‘get out the vote’ poem

Perhaps Neil Diamond’s tweet sounds better when he sings it. Vote your sorrow? Well, it rhymes. So does borrow, come to think of it.

His poem’s nonpartisan, but Diamond is fully behind President Obama.

Don’t hang up! This is the real Neil Diamond, not the robot Eva Longoria. But that poem…

Hey, he asked you not to hang up.

  • Rochelle McBride

    That moves Neil Diamond to my “non entity” column.

  • Bob

    I am I said
    To no one there
    And no one heard at all
    Not even the chair

    That about sums it up.

    • Brian Moran

      That’s an empty chair

  • Tony0920

    Song sung blue tomorrow Neil.

  • SAndrews

    Sorry Neil, I just can’t vote for the guy “Forever in Mom Jeans”.

    • yahneverknow

      LMAO omg I never even thought about it, but I always wondered why he looked kind of awkward in normal clothes.

  • marcellucci

    Can’t afford food, my grandchildren in debt…..
    I think Romney’s the better bet……

  • Firewall

    I have been telling my wife for years that there was something not right about him

  • melissa

    used to be a huge fan of yours for YEARS. Now I no longer can be. Anyone who votes for Obama doesn’t really know the issues or the principals this country was founded on, basic freedom of the individual, freedom given to them by God, not by some all present government. Obama thinks government is the answer to EVERYTHING, which smothers our individual freedom. You do not understand this apparently, Neil

  • melissa

    what IS IT about Hollywood that dements you people? Do you lose all sense once you become a celebrity? You know why all you hollywood types are liberals? because you can AFFORD to be. Liberalism is very expensive. You don’t care how much gas or food is or if I can put my kid thru school or if half your paycheck goes to the government. You’re all stinking rich. THAT’S why you’re all libs.

    • Mammy Obo

      Hollywood crowd feels guilty about having all this money so to make up for it, they talk about giving it back to other people. Meaning, all you little people and fans, take out your checkbooks and give to everybody else.

      Me? Give to others? Oh but I can’t. I’m Hollywood.

  • tessaprn

    Damn. There goes my Neil music!

  • RightThinking1

    One too many bottles of ‘Cracklin Rosey’

  • Penmar

    I fully intend to vote my sorrow tomorrow and rejoice in my joy on Wed for President Romney.

  • Michael Derby

    Since you’ve run out credibility you’ve now resorted to blatant stupidity. I sense a deplorable hack..

  • RW Reagan

    Good thing I already thought his music sucked. I would have had to toss his CD’s after that lame poem.

  • David Hamm

    ND throwin you and your CDs out with Obama .

  • TocksNedlog

    — Wrong Fellow Serenade
    — Daydream Believer
    — Solitary Man (Obama tomorrow)

  • Liberals Needhelp

    Will he be the poet laureate at the inauguration?
    He can read Sweet Caroline or They’re Coming To America.
    I would prefer it if he was the poet at the goodbye party.

  • littleones

    Sorry Neal, no center stage for you. Dissin Neal like they dissed Netanyahu…

  • littleones

    I always thought his pot-smoking song was funny.