Geraldo endorses Romney/Ryan but is voting for Obama/Biden. Or something; Update: Whines about voter suppression

Alllllrighty then. One of the more bizarre endorsements we’ve seen during this election cycle. Others agreed:

Maybe Geraldo should use the generator powering his koi pond to jumpstart his brain.


Looks like Geraldo quit sniffing glue long enough to whine about long lines and voter suppression:

Gee, what could he be trying to insinuate there?

Oh, that happened a long time ago.

  • Lloyd Snauwaert

    Herendo Revolver has been a hoot for years…

  • NumbuhOne

    I think he’s spent too much time in his Koi Pond.

    • yahneverknow

      He swims with the… ? nah. can’t do it. Too easy.

  • lisalake

    This man is such an asshole! FOX! FIRE HIM!

    • Lauren DeMoss

      he is the best liberal for fox to have lol HE IS AN IDIOT LOL

  • TroyGates

    So he thinks Romney/Ryan is better for the country, but he’s being selfish and voting Obama because he cares about immigration/gay marriage for himself. Its obvious because he is a 1% where the economy, medicare, social security have no affect on him personally.

    • Gallatin

      Exactly, are choice, immigration and gay marriage really going to matter if SS, medicare or the deficit aren’t gotten under control?

    • soJa

      The worst part being obama himself said he will do nothing on a federal level for gay marriage; he believes it is a state issue (so exactly the same as it is right now).
      His immigration policy is a temporary two year injunction because he couldn’t get it to pass congress so he had to force it through just in time for elections. So it will expire in two years unless he actually compromises and makes reform that both parties can live with (we all know compromise ain’t in this guys vocabulary so it will expire).
      In other words, his issues that trump our failing economy are actually not even real issues. Ignorance.

      • Archer305

        He just wants to get into office and get that Supreme Court Justice appointed so he can override everything and then claim “It wasn’t me… it was the Supreme Court!”

    • Elaine

      Did ANYONE doubt this jerk would vote for BO? ANYONE? I think he is out of his mind, sayng there is voter suppression. We have voter ID here in NH and things worked very well here today, from what I saw!

  • Kathy HT

    It’s true…liberalism is a form of metal illness!!!!

  • MarcoAurelius

    That makes Geraldo the perfect Obamalyte–take opposite positions to pander to different sides. Fool the people!

    • drschuetz

      No, the people aren’t fooled. He is fooling himself.

  • ChicksLoveRight

    So he thinks Debt and deficit are not as important as gay marriage! I guess he also is voting from his ladyparts!

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    • Denise McPherson

      Teehee now that’s funny.

  • Cocotrini

    So my living standard can drop, my kids future looks dim yet am supposed to care about gay marriage and immigration so vote Obama, Geraldo is full of it.

    • drschuetz

      He problably won’t be full of it for too long the way he is spewing now.

  • Bill Denny

    If everyone would just ignore Geraldo maybe he’ll go away. All he’s ever been about is getting attention hence his ridiculous comments. Long lines at Early Voting = voter suppression? Really? It’s EARLY voting. Not too many years ago it wasn’t even an option. Nov. 6 is election day.

  • MarcoAurelius

    Cognitive dissonance is the hallmark of liberals.

  • Jim Wafwot

    Sometimes pictures say more than words…

  • JP2012

    Is that like “guilty but unproved?”

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Schizophrenia (skit’sa fre’nea) See Geraldo Rivera

    • yahneverknow

      Again! Why are people being so mean to the schizophrenics???

  • kch50428

    Jerry Rivers is a wazoo aperture on the scale of Mt. Rushmore…. for those in Rio Linda, that means monumental arse-portal.

  • DizzyMissL

    What a complete idiot

    • SwTk

      My Lord, I mean… what does one say… I mean. I need air, but hold my head under water for four years. Thats what he just said. Am I right?!

  • EastValleyConservative

    Wow. Geraldo is a special kind of crazy and deranged.

  • mayume

    If geraldo for obama as a voice for gay marriage then shouldn’t he be APPALLED the president dumped billions of dollars into the muslim brotherhood and other middle east countries who activly execute homosexual and oppress women?

    • Cosmic Girl

      Liberals cannot be appalled at that because they’re incapable of thinking deeply. Heck, they’re incapable of thinking. They cannot grasp the concept of unintended consequences.

  • edward cropper

    does anyone really care what Whorealdo has to say about anything, or how this unmitigated creep votes ?

    • CherDash

      @google-0edc9207e6317c1b826ce78c7243b2c4:disqus That’s what I’ve called him (Whorealdo) ever since he was Clinton’s whore in the 90s!

  • susieqeue

    Okay, Geraldo, maybe you can call CNN and see if they will take you back. Since you have just lost all of what little credibility you had left, it will be a great fit.

  • Ralphie85

    Does he not realize that economic issues are more important than his social issue right now! Obama is chomping at the bit to shut down Fox. Then where will Gerry go? Maybe Rupert needs to remind Gerry of that !!

  • Jim Denney

    Let’s cut to the chase Geraldo; who do you think will do a better job for your fish during the next four years?

  • jd

    what a tool… just one more reason to turn the channel whenever he is on… like I didn’t have enough already :)

  • detroit19

    SS and Medicare on the brink of bankruptcy along with the USA, but so long as abortion remains on demand, and anyone who has a religious/moral objection to paying for it shuts up, millions of criminals/illegals get to jump the citizenship line ahead of LEGAL immigrants (which, btw, why would anyone go to the expense/difficulty when others can flaunt the law and get amnesty) and gays can get ‘married’…Geraldo’s good with the ongoing destruction of the USA as long as you don’t make him wait in line to vote.

  • Kimberly Schutzenhofer

    Way to go – you just pulled an Ovomit —– voting present and taking a stand for nothing.

  • Steve_J

    If I gave a damn about what Rivera thought I might be upset.

  • $27934766

    rivera is a hack. I cringe every time I see this joker

  • detroit19

    What about the ‘4 good men’ your ‘choice, immigration, gay marriage’ hero left to die in Benghazi?

  • Robert Stevely

    I think he is delerious from worrying about his Koi.

  • dunst43

    >Folks having to wait 6-7 hours to vote is outrageous&unAmerican.<

    How about folks having to be away from family for 4 years fighting through Europe so that you have the right to vote? Is that unAmerican?

    Geraldo needs to either go away or read a freakin' book.

    • vetgal1970

      I always have to laugh a little at the people that complain about standing in line to vote. I have been to the places where they shoot at the people standing in line to vote. He is ridiculous and needs to take some time off.

    • Vivian Perez

      Like if their lives are going to end in four hours… while our soldiers’ lives may end in minutes…

  • YERMOM182

    who cares what this mouth breather thinks?

  • Vivian Perez

    Geraldo seems to forget that one of the issues he endorses President Revenge for…immigration… he really didn’t deal with it. Geraldo seems to want to top the absurdity of Blumberg, Republican-voting for President Revenge because of climate change. Geraldo seems to like to be sitting right on top of the fence…. Whatever!

  • Michelle Gilbert

    Geraldo is such a hack.

  • Michelle Gilbert

    Geraldo is such a hack.

  • medicinewomantwo

    Sometimes there’s just no common sense from the ignorant, esp. when they have a stick and draw pics in the dirt, in Iraq………………yea, boy, I remember…………

  • medicinewomantwo

    Sometimes there’s just no common sense from the ignorant, esp. when they have a stick and draw pics in the dirt, in Iraq………………yea, boy, I remember…………

  • NixTyranny

    Evidently, Geraldo does inhale.

  • NixTyranny

    Evidently, Geraldo does inhale.

  • Bob

    Of course he’s for immigration reform and gay marriage. He doesn’t want to lose that limp-wristed gardener who takes cares of his koi pond.

  • Bob

    Of course he’s for immigration reform and gay marriage. He doesn’t want to lose that limp-wristed gardener who takes cares of his koi pond.

  • Kandeep

    Geraldo = Confused and Bipolar. The Man is more worried about his koi people… he’s just sad.

  • Kandeep

    Geraldo = Confused and Bipolar. The Man is more worried about his koi people… he’s just sad.

  • pcimarron

    so he’s picking Obama because of immigration and gay marriage…and despite Libya? Priorities Geraldo, priorities!!!

  • my preciousss!!

    oh you Smeagol !!!!!!!!

  • John Kerry’s Forehead

    Obama only expresses he cares for gay marriage, immigration, abortion, etc to get votes. He has an agenda that does not include working for the American people. He made that abundantly clear in his failure to accomplish anything of any use to anyone thiis term. I am betting if he get another 4, executive orders will fly. I am guessing he shoots for eliminating term limits for POTUS. After the election, he will have more flexibility. My bug-out kit is ready to go. I am voting for Romney/Ryan then holding my breath.

  • richray

    Hmm… imagine if Geraldo’s mother had used choice to have an abortion.. Imagine all the kids that will never have that chance to be a Geraldo.. But the Geraldos that make it can marry each other in Geraldo’s happy place..

  • republicandrinkingtea

    He just lost a faithful viewer!

  • Dion Corrigan

    Proof that if you don’t stand for something you will fall for anything

  • cityflat

    I can’t distinguish between G.rimierda and Chris Matthews while both are crawling in the mud competing for the brown nose’s award.

  • tessaprn

    What else to say but “What a dickhead.”

  • Tom Kramer

    Hey Geraldo! Thought I’d clue you in…you’re irrelevant. Nobody but you cares what you think or do. Now go feed your koi fish.

  • nc

    I know Geraldo has some wacky ideas, but he’s very devoted to our military, so I want to give him the benefit of the doubt whenever possible. But this just doesn’t make sense. He’s willing to crash our economy for gay marriage and illegal alien benefits? Kooky.

  • yahneverknow

    Good lord. Now he’s on the voter suppression/fraud wagon in preparation for the Obama loss. Dumbassery abound.

    Hey, at least it’ll be a landslide so even these claims will be made impossible.

  • Terrie Mooneyham

    Geraldo has always given me the hee-bee-jee-bees! How can you take someone like him seriously!

    • yahneverknow

      I have to admit… I always thought he was kinda creepy.

  • Conservaguy

    LOL! What a tool. Romney/Ryan better for the country but to hell with that, he’s going to vote Obama. He needs to go look for Al Capone’s underwear again. That suits him better.

  • GTFOBigGovt

    We know he only cares about immigration. The annoying part is having to tolerate him anywhere near our tv.

  • Botzilla

    Time to put Geraldo in a nursing home.

    • YeahWeWill

      Don’t punish our seniors like that!

  • Denise McPherson

    Off with his mustache! This is just nuts – what’s the point. Why bother to endorse? Does he think his opinion really is going to sway any votes?

  • bluewaternavy

    didn’t this loser defend gang members?

  • Jesus Rivera

    He is voting for Obama because of immigration and gay marriage? like I asked him on that tweet…..How is it that he did not do anything bout immigration for 2 years with full control of Congress….and Obama is on record as saying he won’t do nothing bout gay marriage if elected, so how exactly does that make him pro immigration or gay marriage?

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Gerry, Al Capone called and wants you to join him in some dark, dank tomb under the streets of Chicago.

  • Bill

    Guess that is what happens when one’s Koi pond looses oxygen due to a generator running out of fuel. Seems like Geraldo’s brain has run out of oxygen.

  • Dianne Bennink

    I always knew Geraldo full of BS, but he is worse than I ever thought. Next time he comes on TV, I will change the station. The issues he should be worrying about are the amount of people on food stamps and welfare and those who are unemployed or underemployed. He alsoshould be watching the debt clock ticking away and Obama Care (15 person panel determining who can get certain tests, etc. You might as well say who lives or dies!! Shallow people, shallow values, if any.

  • Fish.

    He is an idiot. Doesn’t he know Obama is planning to not go after gay marriage in his second term. Selfish ignorance

  • John Mullins

    Dear Roger Ayles. Can you please fire this idiot now? Or at least seal him in Capone’s vault?

  • orringtonmom (D)

    what a fucking tool.

  • It’s just me again

    He is so ridiculous. What has Obama done about immigration and gay marriage? Nothing. The “dream act” order signed by Obama, does nothing about immigration. All they’ve done about gay marriage is flip flop on their position without any legislation even proposed to date. So ignorrant. How did he ever get a job in broadcasting? Oh I remember, changed his name from Gerry Rivers to Geraldo Rivera. Quotas.

  • James Neal

    I have to say this bizarro non-endorsement doesn’t surprise me. After tuning out Geraldo as irrelevant for several years, I started watching him again on Fox. I’ve noticed other almost split personality type behavior. For example, he seemed totally sympathetic to Tyrone Woods and his family, yet later said people should APOLOGIZE to Obama for saying that he was covering up on Benghazi. For that reason and now this, I am once again writing off the schitzo Rivera. Don’t have time to try to figure out where he’s coming from.

  • mhojai

    Guess he missed those long lines-where people CAMPED OUT for sneakers and phones and movie openings, but “6 hours” for voting is “suppression!” This slobbering sychophant for Obama needs to go to MSNBC where he fits in perfectly with the other raving lunatics!


    Geraldo you love America as much as those two clowns you are voting for. Fox has to ship your schmuck ass to MSN-BS. You need to start dating Chris Matthews and I hope obalenin and Jeremiah Wright will give their blessings to your marriage.

  • scalzo

    Geraldo is a RINO.

  • Torri Sepi

    Maybe Geraldo would better use his talents at Media Matters.

  • Carl Brown

    This is why I recommend people “follow” Geraldo, but I listen to Rush Limbaugh and watch Fox News.

  • Wulfheard

    Spoken like a dumbass Dementocrat. Obviously Geraldo doesn’t understand that they are all tied together. If that is his criteria for voting then I guess he figures all the gays and immigrants can starve right along side the rest of us. What a moron.

  • Junie3

    7hrs of fighting off radicals in Benghazi, while waiting for help to arrive.

  • BobTheUmp

    Any journalist who volunteers who he voted for is of course, not a journalist. So Jerry’s sense of integrity turns out to be as empty as Capone’s vault.

  • LightSabre

    Geraldo, why don’t you put your money where your mouth re voter “suppression”: it’s been reported right here on Twitchy that GOP voting inspectors have been forcibly (and illegally) removed from a number of Philadelphia polling locations AND that the New Black Panther Party racist cretins are back intimidating voters at another Phil. polling site. How about getting over there (you’re an attorney, yes?) and lend these people a legal hand?

  • Marcy Cook

    If only Willowbrook was still open I would vote to have him committed.

  • keyboard jockey

    Geraldo is part of the baby boomer generation that has basically skrewed this county up- see 16 trillion dollar federal debt. I am not surprised he comes off like a relic from the 60s because he is.

    • littleones

      Them boomers piss me off, always whining about how they feel and going on trips of self discovery and me me me craptastic stuff like that- drumming- HA! it’s always about them! I can’t figure out why they are always so pissed off at their parents- they will never grow up.

  • Paul C.

    Never liked that moron, he never get the priorities right.

  • Linda Sue

    I see you’ve tried to cover all the bases. I didn’t even know U are a gay woman.

  • BeeKaaay

    Geraldo stands for leftwingwackoism. Nothing else.

    His words mean nothing, his actions mean what he really is saying.

  • thomas murphy

    As a muckraker with a non-cable network years ago, Geraldo failed. Seems he likes that position.

  • lillymckim

    A stoner who’s ideology hasn’t changed since the 70’s he doesn’t care about his kids or grandkids its all about his “ideology”.

    When does Rivera start caring about his kids/grandkids futures and what voting for Obamas legacy will do to them?

    We just watched as the USA was sold out for Food Stamps on 11/06/2012.

    The Government owned takers have outnumbered the makers.

    Many wealthy business owners are selling off and will retire.

    How many of us will continue to bust our azz and work so those who refuse to work can sit at home and collect just enough to get by and vote to determine our quality of life?

    How many of us will continue to work for some of those who left Mexico/Puerto Rico just to vote it in what they RAN from and sell out this country for a few food stamps?