‘Nonpartisan’ Million Puppet March draws hundreds to Washington

Big Bird-obsessed whiners were shooting for a Million Moocher Meltdown in Washington, D.C., today. The Million Puppet March did have a better turnout than a Sandra Fluke rally, but just barely.

Although both organizers and media reports claimed the event was a “nonpartisan march,” that didn’t stop people from dressing up as Sesame Street’s Ernie and Bert and marching alongside small children carrying signs reading, “Mitt RobMe, Our shows teach acceptance and tolerance. Apparently you missed that lesson! Brought to you by the letters F and U!”

At least one woman dressed as Romney’s Binder, and several Big Birds were spotted in the wild as well, one carrying a trash can with a Mitt Romney effigy inside. Cookie Monster was spotted also, carrying a placard claiming that the Disney-owned Muppets are the 47 percent.

Organizers concluded that the gathering was truly amazing.

These people were amazed as well.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Uh huh. Who cares about Brian Terry or those other dead dudes, right?

    • http://www.cosmicgirl.net/ Cosmic Girl

      Those idiots don’t even know who Brian Terry is.

      • lainer51

        No they don’t, but I bet they can name every puppet character on Sesame Street! Such geniuses

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Uh huh. Who cares about Brian Terry or those other dead dudes, right?

  • BeyondPolls

    How far the Democrats have fallen.

    • http://www.cosmicgirl.net/ Cosmic Girl

      They were born fallen. Remember, they are the party of slavery.

      • BeyondPolls

        True.

  • BeyondPolls

    How far the Democrats have fallen.

  • Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    Statler: You know, those people remind me of the old days
    Waldorf: How so?
    Statler: They make me want to throw myself out of the balcony out of shame
    Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho

    • Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

      i feel another rutine

      S: that is one ugly, rude, vain and hypocrite pig
      W: who? Miss Piggy?
      S: No, Michael Moore
      Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho

      W: but to be honest, i like the guy
      S: Why?
      W: five minutes into one of his movies and bye bye insomnia
      Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho

    • Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

      i feel another rutine

      S: that is one ugly, rude, vain and hypocrite pig
      W: who? Miss Piggy?
      S: No, Michael Moore
      Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho

      W: but to be honest, i like the guy
      S: Why?
      W: five minutes into one of his movies and bye bye insomnia
      Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho

    • Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

      S: What are they marching for anyway?
      W: I think its our “rights”
      S: For what? are we going to congress?
      W: No, that one was infiltrated with puppets long ago
      Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho

      • EastValleyConservative

        LOL. I love this. I do so love the old guys in the balcony…..

    • http://www.facebook.com/harry.wise.7 Harry Wise

      LOL. Great Post!!

  • Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    Statler: You know, those people remind me of the old days
    Waldorf: How so?
    Statler: They make me want to throw myself out of the balcony out of shame
    Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho

  • SAndrews

    And we wonder why the left can’t produce a budget. A few hundred, A Million, it’s all the same. Millions, Trillions, etc. Math is hard.

  • SAndrews

    And we wonder why the left can’t produce a budget. A few hundred, A Million, it’s all the same. Millions, Trillions, etc. Math is hard.

  • Lia Markham

    To my knowledge, Jim Henson was hardly a political figure, so I don’t know what happened after his death I’ve been disappointed at what his old company has become, recently. The latest Muppet film was politically motivated. Anyone know why the change?

    • lainer51

      is there such a word as “moronism?”

  • Lia Markham

    To my knowledge, Jim Henson was hardly a political figure, so I don’t know what happened after his death I’ve been disappointed at what his old company has become, recently. The latest Muppet film was politically motivated. Anyone know why the change?

  • http://www.facebook.com/jd.crow.79 Jd Crow

    With all those BigBird, Tickle Me Elmo, and Kermit doll sales, Sesame Street wont miss the fed funding.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jd.crow.79 Jd Crow

    With all those BigBird, Tickle Me Elmo, and Kermit doll sales, Sesame Street wont miss the fed funding.

  • C A da Silva

    Jim Messina, skin suit does not count as a “muppet”. Time to retire the Buffalo Bill routine!

    • orringtonmom (D)

      ew. just ew ew ew ew… if i never see that guy’s pic on twitchy again it will be too soon.

      • lainer51

        he is one fugly dude!

  • C A da Silva

    Jim Messina, skin suit does not count as a “muppet”. Time to retire the Buffalo Bill routine!

  • Love of Country

    What’s next ….. the million sheep march?
    http://redwhitebluenews.com/wp-content/uploads/obama-with-sheep.jpg
    http://www.toonpool.com/user/1292/files/sheep_surround_shepherd_obama_350475.jpg#Obama%20sheep

    And Mitt RobMe? Hey sock puppet ….. Mitt wants you to keep more of what you earn …. it’s Dinglebarry who’s ripping off the taxpayer, you big dummy.

    • Chevypowered

      Already happened almost four years ago…

    • lainer51

      one and the same!

    • Donna Jackson

      Yes, it happened already. Conservatives couldn’t make it. We were all working

  • Love of Country

    What’s next ….. the million sheep march?
    http://redwhitebluenews.com/wp-content/uploads/obama-with-sheep.jpg
    http://www.toonpool.com/user/1292/files/sheep_surround_shepherd_obama_350475.jpg#Obama%20sheep

    And Mitt RobMe? Hey sock puppet ….. Mitt wants you to keep more of what you earn …. it’s Dinglebarry who’s ripping off the taxpayer, you big dummy.

  • Steve_J

    With all the money Sesame Street has received from taxpayer funding shouldn’t they have sent the real Big Bird to show up in fowl (or person, as the case may be)?

    • Catchance

      In ‘fowl’…. hahahahahahaha. Love it.

  • Steve_J

    With all the money Sesame Street has received from taxpayer funding shouldn’t they have sent the real Big Bird to show up in fowl (or person, as the case may be)?

  • carla5731

    “Mitt RobMe, Our shows teach acceptance and tolerance. Apparently you
    missed that lesson! Brought to you by the letters F and U!” Bert and Ernie declared without a hint of irony or self-awareness.

    • GaryTheBrave

      I’ve said it before. Churches pay the TV stations to air their services. Sesame Street should pay PBS to air their show.

    • nc

      “Mommy Mommy what’s that sign say?”

    • rbtpowell

      Not really shocking…………..

  • carla5731

    “Mitt RobMe, Our shows teach acceptance and tolerance. Apparently you
    missed that lesson! Brought to you by the letters F and U!” Bert and Ernie declared without a hint of irony or self-awareness.

  • detroit19

    Truly, the lunatics are making their move to be in charge of the asylum and bringing their puppets along…

  • detroit19

    Truly, the lunatics are making their move to be in charge of the asylum and bringing their puppets along…

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Jobs don’t matter, but an extremely successful franchise that can succeed without PBS is!

  • C A da Silva

    I finally understand. Messed up math. Attributing 0bama gaffes to Romney. Blaming Benghazi on video no one watched. And now this. The Dems are going for the “Alternate Universe” voting block!

    • SAndrews

      It’s the Bizzaro world.

      • http://www.cosmicgirl.net/ Cosmic Girl

        yes, yes…exactly. LOL

    • MoxieLouise

      And all these years, I thought I knew what the meaning of “non-partisan” was. Silly me.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    they can tell their grandchildren someday… we marched, young man, we marched for freedom. and the grandkids will say, “you did?! for civil rights? to stop a war?” and they’ll answer, “oh, no… puppets.”

    • Donna Jackson

      Yes, and Big Bird made $350 million on his own last year, but we wanted more!!! lol

  • agroulx

    These are the losers who want to stay in their parents’ basement until they are 26… God help these stupid people…

  • agroulx

    If I lived in DC, I would have got a couple friends to help me launch water balloons at these idiots… lol

  • GaryTheBrave

    Why don’t these organizers get a clue and just don’t use the word Million in their titles? It’s like the show, “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”, full of unfilled promises.

  • lainer51

    I am sure the people on Staten Island wish they could join you, er, I mean wish they had a house to go back to… what a bunch of fools congretated in one place putting their time and energy into a friggin muppet!!! You must be proud!

  • Donna Jackson

    Do these people ever stop and look up how much money Big Bird makes? He does not need a government handout. I guess there was nothing else to do today, other than maybe driving 200 miles and helping a few storm victims. Why do that?

  • medicinewomantwo

    those who are without food, water and electricity feel your pain{{{{{{{{{{Sarcasm on high}}}}}}}

  • writer59

    I used to buy all the Muppet stuff for my kids and take them to the movies, but grew tired of the same old “evil greedy businessman” theme in every movie. Now with them approving of the foul language on the signs and the anti-Romney posters at a “nonpartisan” march, my family is finished with anything Muppet related.

    • wrenhal2010

      To be fair, sesame street or Henson were not sponsors of the parade. They didn’t approve/disapprove.

      • writer59

        My mistake. I saw the last tweet from Muppets/Henson News and thought it was from the official Muppet site. I stand corrected. When anyone can call themselves anything on Twitter, it gets confusing.

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Seriously, I don’t know who in their right mind would participate in a puppet parade. Maybe these are the same people they let out to vote from the mental ward.

  • Scott Land

    I was one fantastic… I flew in with my girlfriend Lisa and did my Obama and Romney marionettes. http://www.thepuppetman.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.kastner Joseph Kastner

    Totally being a Disney nerd and nit-picker, but Disney does not own the Sesame Street characters. When Disney purchased The Muppets in 2004, it was for the Muppet name and the creations with the exception of the Sesame Street characters as they were previously sold to the Sesame Workshop, in addition to the Fraggle Rock characters. It drove me nuts when people on Facebook started posting images of the Muppets with a quote from Lisa Henson supporting Gay Marriage, because the Jim Henson Company no longer own the Muppets. Nerd moment over.

  • PATRIOTGRUNT

    Big bird took it up the anal cavity. But he LOVED IT . Dirty Bird

  • Americafirst

    You can teach your kids with NPR all you want , but not with my money, NPR has a
    400 million dollar plus coffer and they want a federal hand out too? the hell with that!

  • tjp77

    Liberals never miss an opportunity to demonstrate how goddamn weird they are.

    • gogoqueen66

      Nope how freaking retarded they are

  • brewerandpatriot

    Haven’t those puppets heard? They didn’t build Sesame Street.

  • Gallatin

    What would truly be cool if Sesame Street sues anyone at the march without an officially approved likeness of a Sesame Street character for copyright and trademark infringement.

  • Paul C.

    As the country edges over the cliff, the liberal lemmings are out in full force. They look but they don’t see and they listen but don’t hear. GOOD GRIEF!

  • CJ

    We need to cut Television welfare too. I have over 400 channels on my TV, so it’s time to cut PBS from the governments tit.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Looks like a division of Occupy Wall Street.

  • AttackOfTheKillerTomatos

    I sure am glad the Government doesn’t lead me around by strings or have a stick up my butt, so I can say and do what they want me to. Yay, for being a free individual!

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    The only puppets who should be marching are the D-uppets that refuse to pass a budget and vote against all these horrific money-sucking, and ill conceived ideas of Obama, and follow the formation of the sheep and head to the unemployment office.