Campaign asks, ‘What’s your reason for voting Obama?’ Conservatives hijack

Just to get the ball rolling, the @BarackObama Twitter account today gave a few anecdotes from Obama voters telling why they’re voting to give the president a second term.

A real plan for rescuing the economy? That’s good news, because the pretend plan just hasn’t been doing the job for the past four years. And speaking of pretending, some “composite” Obama voters offered up their own reasons why they’re voting for another four years. Ask and you shall receive.

Now, let’s not do anything rash. Obama can still tweet as an ex-president, and Twitchy will be there.

  • Josh
    • detroit19

      You’re right :

    • http://twitter.com/BlissDesignz Tabitha Taylor

      LOL

  • FIRE THEM ALL- 2014

    This is great, sorry I didn’t see it earlier.

  • Kat

    Hilarious!!! Kudos to the RIGHT! Do the RIGHT thing! Be RIGHT about your position! Be RIGHT on time. Vote with your LadySmarts, not your LadyParts!!! I voted exactly RIGHT…….Romney/Ryan 2012!!

    • paulainsc

      RIGHT every time I’m always and forever RIGHT! RIGHTt? RIGHT!

  • Bill

    Because I was in Benghazi and I saw the prophit video and it mad me mad

  • yviemarie88

    Freaking hilarious!

  • disappearing moderate

    So many reasons to choose from: Can’t bear to see Chris Matthews (or insert favorite sensitive lib, Cher, Mika, Nate Silver, etc.) cry. Cursing Bingo Grannies. BHO’s C in C jacket makes him look like a second lieutenant in the Luxembourg army. Chris Christie likes him lots.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    “because i want to see what comes after ‘trillions’…” winner.

    • keninohio

      these are great, but that one is priceless !!!!

    • Opticonica

      its “quadrillion”…..just sayin :)

      • ken86turbo

        Don’t tell Obama

  • $92510698

    Fantastic. Hilarious!

  • WingedBishop

    It’s the way you enunciate “FACT” and then say made-up stuff.

  • RightThinking1

    “because I want to start a battery company”

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Better yet, because I just want the money to start what appears to be a battery company.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cynthia-Campbell/100003628007329 Cynthia Campbell

    He gonna pay my reeeent, he gonna pay mah gas, he gonna pay fo my ride, he gonna dance on mah roof and shit quarters and chicken wings.

    • Bill

      and he gonna git me my dollah.

    • sb36695

      Obamaphone!

  • William J. Miller

    He helped control Jakarta’s pet population #ObamaAteADog

  • Paul Crittenden

    I haven’t stopped laughing yet. These are awesome!

  • Scott

    I think I will petition NASCAR to change all round track raced to make right hand turns only.
    GO FAST TURN RIGHT!

  • Shawn Smith

    #VotingObama because those nice young black men with nightsticks told me to.

  • Shawn Smith

    #VotingObama because we still have too many jobs and not enough food stamps.

  • Shawn Smith

    #VotingObama because I’ve always wanted to vote for an open racist.

  • Shawn Smith

    #VotingObama because I’m suicidal and feel like taking the country down with me.

  • vetgal1970

    Free pizza

  • Jim Denney

    #VotingObama because I want to go to Pahkeestahn on spring break, so I’ll need another Pell grant.

  • Shawn Smith

    #VotingObama because I’ve given up all hope of improving my own life. I’ll let big government take care of me.

  • Shawn Smith

    #VotingObama because I wonder when his position on pedophilia is going to “evolve”.

    • http://www.facebook.com/gordon.roth.98 Gordon Roth

      how about inter-species marriage

      • Shawn Smith

        You’ll probably still have to call Peter Singer for that one. I’m deadly serious by the way. A “bio-ethicist” at Princeton (and inspiration for PETA) advocates for bestiality. I bet he could have the president’s ear, too.

        • Jim Denney

          “…I bet he could have the president’s ear, too.”

          Haha, I see what you did there :).

          • Shawn Smith

            I wasn’t intending any kind of pun or double entendre there. I simply meant that the president would quite likely consider his advice.

      • Shawn Smith

        You’ll probably still have to call Peter Singer for that one. I’m deadly serious by the way. A “bio-ethicist” at Princeton (and inspiration for PETA) advocates for bestiality. I bet he could have the president’s ear, too.

    • http://www.facebook.com/gordon.roth.98 Gordon Roth

      how about inter-species marriage

  • Shawn Smith

    #VotingObama because a good U.S. citizen always does what the UN tells him to.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Taffy143 Eric Shackleford

    IM alive because of this mans hard work. im mentally ill. he protect the disabled. he dont want to hurt us. chopping up my medical what hurt me. im manic bypolar with some paranoia with suicidal thoughts. Obama thank you

  • Shawn Smith

    #VotingObama because I’m scared. He has a kill list and NDAA indefinite detention . . . and a Nobel Peace Prize.

  • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

    #VotingObama Because I want to know if Obama’s leadership skills can really suck harder than a Black Hole.

  • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

    #VotingObama Because I’ll miss the comical stylings of Vice President Joe “Rim-Shot” Biden #NyukNyukNyuk #StandUpChuck

  • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

    #VotingObama Because I want to see if Jay Carney’s pants actually catch on fire

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Because I’ve never been on welfare or foodstamps, maybe I’ll like it. @Bronco Bama What’s your reason for voting Bama-Biden?

  • Hiraghm

    #VotingObama because I want to tick Conservative Hispanic off (MichelleMalkin.com reference…)

  • tjp77

    Because it would be too much of a hassle to actually move to Greece.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at that one.

      Still, +1 for you sir!

    • Artist53

      LOL!

  • http://twitter.com/Momthing Momthing

    #VotingObama? Oops. As a loyal Hispanic I meant to do just what the Democrats wanted me to do and vote for Obama, but somehow or other, I ended up voting for Romney. Oops, my bad. Hey, don’t blame me! The Devil made me do it…either him or I was possessed by the spirit of Ronald Reagan. Yeah, that’s it, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

    (Early voting, dontcha know)

  • afvet4america

    #VotingObama because people that don’t are #bullshitters and that’s not optimal I could be decimated (reduced by 10%) put on a drone strike kill list and the Video might go missing or I might be just a bump in the road and I’d be told to Stand down or that #ObamaAteADog and I’m next. My wife isn’t #VotingObama but her vote will be counted because even though she passed away ACORN volunteered to Vote Obama for her which is optimal because she doesn’t like it that #ObamaAteADog she would vote for REVENGE!

  • ReaganWasRight

    Because that trustworthy Stef Cutter tells me how great he is!

  • Metal

    Mine would have been ‘Because I believe what you can do to America will rival what Democrats did to Detroit!’ lol

  • stellatruman

    because I want to continue to see my neighbors lose their homes, jobs and businesses

  • stellatruman

    because I want to continue to see my neighbors lose their homes, jobs and businesses

  • Kimi Martin

    I will

  • Kimi Martin

    I will

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Because you are so concerned about my vagina, and not the vaginae of little girls who were killed in utero simply because they were girls.

    Because I long for a time in America where I as a Catholic cannot practice my faith fully and openly.

    Because I don’t want to be able to afford even community college.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Because you are so concerned about my vagina, and not the vaginae of little girls who were killed in utero simply because they were girls.

    Because I long for a time in America where I as a Catholic cannot practice my faith fully and openly.

    Because I don’t want to be able to afford even community college.

  • denbren52

    Because I want to start a green energy company with taxpayer money, give my self millions in salary and bonuses, then bankrupt the company so I never have to work another day in my life.

  • denbren52

    Because I want to start a green energy company with taxpayer money, give my self millions in salary and bonuses, then bankrupt the company so I never have to work another day in my life.

  • scubaski00

    These responses are freakin hilarious!!! I wonder if team Obama is reading them and nodding in agreement??? I bet they are!!! Lol

  • RightThinking1

    Because the Bill of Rights is a time-consuming bottleneck.

  • tomSERVO

    George Washington didn’t give me no obama phone for putting him in president

  • sb36695

    So I can have a going out of business sale.

  • Kouzgondeh

    my ebay store selling old drapes as knockoffs of Moochies day wear would go bust

  • sb36695

    Teresa from Virginia on why she’s voting for President Obama: “He has a real plan for rescuing the economy that passes the ‘math’ test.”
    Did you know that mr. prezzy had problems with his daughter’s “math stuff” after the 7th grade?

    • http://www.greatwire.info/ TxMom

      There is no Teresa. That was word for word what Obama said in one of his campaign speeches. I bet the dems made her up and put that out.

  • nc

    Because I’m delusional.

  • meeester

    because i like lady parts

  • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

    @BarackObama because I am a retarded jealous basement dweller scared of life

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=660362750 Robert Santos

    Because I really like his middle name: “Hussein”

    By the way, I think we should all have started calling him that when the campaign started, just for kicks and giggles.

  • Lovetorun2

    Because I’d miss seeing you on all the late night TV shows instead of doing your job.

  • Lovetorun2

    Because I’d miss Michelle telling us what to eat.

  • Lovetorun2

    Because I need someone to make me “pay my fair share.”

  • yviemarie88

    Seriously, I’ve come back to read this numerous times, every time I need a laugh, it’s that funny. This gets my vote for #1 Twitch!

  • G.

    ‘Cause I’d miss seeing Michele with lobster meat stuck between her teeth and butter running down her arms…

  • Nutstuyu

    Because I want to speak more Austrian.

  • Adela Wagner

    Because I look up to Julia, I’ve never had a sister.

  • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

    #VotingObama Because I want to visit the new 7 states!

  • Ghost_of_XXX

    I’ll vote for Obama because I don’t want Romney/Ryan to take away my Social Security and Medicare so they can give even more tax cuts to their wealthy contributors.

  • http://twitter.com/billetdouxs susn

    because I want to see where else Chrissy “tingle leg” will tingle.