David Axelrod said he will shave his mustache if Obama loses Minnesota, Michigan or Pennsylvania. #whut—
Brett LoGiurato (@BrettLoGiurato) October 31, 2012
Oh, dear. David Axelrod just gets creepier and creepier. And even more of a self-parody! This morning, he went on “Morning Joe” and wagered his creep-stache. He claims he’ll shave it if Obama loses Minnesota, Michigan or Pennsylvania. MSNBC’s Scarborough said he’ll grow one if Obama wins Florida or North Carolina.
See, he has “cold, hard data” or something. Twitter, on the other hand, has mockery. Mock! Mock like the wind!
Office pool: How many buffalo wing bones will fall on the Morning Joe set as Axelrod shaves his lipwarmer?—
Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) October 31, 2012
If Obama loses MI or OH, we might find Hoffa. Axelrod will be shaving his mustache. VOTE Romney.—
AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) October 31, 2012
Countdown to Photoshops and parody account begins!
And while they were prattling on and wagering creepy mustaches, guess what wasn’t discussed?
What a surprise!
And, here is the first Photoshop, offered by none other than “Morning Joe” himself.
Make it happen. And keep the hilarious mockery coming, Twitter! Thanks for the giggles, Axelrod. You are good for something!
Axelrod totally snubs Virginia and won’t put the creep-stache on the line there. It’s too “valuable.”
Axelrod describes moustache as "my most valuable asset", sensibly declines to put in on the line re Virginia—
Toby Harnden (@tobyharnden) October 31, 2012
He also claims they may not need to win independents. Probably because others can just vote twice.