Chelsea Handler laughs about her abortion with Conan O’Brien; Update: Jezebel declares Twitchy ‘humorless and lame’

Actress/comedienne Chelsea Handler had an abortion when she was 16. Not only does she have “no regrets,” but the crude liberal celebrity also apparently thinks the life-and-death decision is great, late-night comedy material.

Hollyweird. Hollywarped:

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Update:

The “women’s advocates” at tabloid site Jezebel are now attacking Twitchy over its coverage of Handler’s sick abortion jokes:

Guys, can we talk? We feminists totes had the market cornered on dour humorlessness until all these screechy anti-abortion rights people started copping our steez. Can you be cooler or something?

Twitchy, which is a site run by 42-year-old sassy teen Michelle Malkin (a person my grandma would probably call “the poor man’s Ann Coulter,” which is pretty sad since Ann Coulter is already so terrible), has a rundown of Twitter reactions to Handler’s appearance on Conan, which range from shocked! SHOCKED! to FOR SHAME! to UR HATESPEECHIN’ MEH!

The Twitchy entry was intended to show just how terrible and unclassy Handler is, but what it actually showed was that there’s growing evidence that the anti-choice movement is destined to die out in the US not just because most women like to have a say about what goes on inside their own skin, but simply because it’s so humorless and lame.

Jezebel’s writers like to hold themselves up as arbiters of maturity and what women want, yet they can’t seem to do anything but bash women and other Americans who care about the unborn. Absolutely sickening.

  • Love of Country

    Leave it to liberals to think abortion is funny.

    Liberalism is a disease ….. please test early and please test often.

    • http://www.facebook.com/matt.robinson.75 Matt Robinson

      I’m at a point of confusion though….since there is no cure, and I don’t support abortion..what do we do to future liberals?

      • Jim Cooper

        Simple. Truthfully explain the difference.

      • BlueGood

        Liberal Camps??…JK…LOL

      • AMSilver

        Not all cases are hopeless. My husband, case in point, was liberal when we married. He is now cured and a through-and-through conservative.
        But to more directly address your point – I don’t believe children are naturally liberal. You tell them that if they clean their room, they get a cookie, but if they don’t, no cookie; and then after they’ve cleaned their room and their sibling hasn’t, make them split their cookie and see how strongly they react as a conservative. Liberalism has to be forced on a child through a systematic effort to destroy their ability to reason. Basically, for ‘future liberals,’ what we need to do is reform our education system so that it stops stunting the mental growth of America’s children so they don’t turn into liberals in the first place.

  • Rashied Rushing

    lack of moral clarity and character of libs is at times stunning.

  • rivers

    What woman doesn’t break out in giggles when she recalls how through an act of violence she put an end to a force of life that had the potential to grow up and have a soul and personhood every bit as real as her own? I’ll bet she just laughs her head off when those random thoughts about what could have been sneak up on her.
    No wonder she drinks so much.

  • brewerandpatriot

    You are assuming Ms. Handler has a soul. Her’s has been flushed out with gallons upon gallons of Belvedere vodka.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pompei.grimaldi Pompei Lena Grimaldi

      We-can take the biatch out. Email her twitter her face book her email the network the sponsors and destroy her career. She;s a joke.

  • 29Victor

    Abortion dehumanizes both the child and the mother.

  • RDPortland

    What a loathsome segment.

    People like that are empty. It’s sad what suffering and pain can do to a person.

    • twolaneflash

      I don’t know about empty. We’re all full of something. The struggle is making good choices of what you want to carry around the rest of your life. You won’t forget and the bad stuff just gets heavier and takes up more space.

  • forcryingoutloud

    Teenage Chelsea wanted to keep the baby, but her parents talked her into having the abortion because they wanted her to “enjoy her life”. The result is this vulgar, crass, sad little attention whore… Chelsea is hardly a poster child for Abortions Are Wonderful. Way to go, Mom and Dad.

    • BlueGood

      Michelle Malkin is the HOTEST looking 42 year old woman Ive seen in ages..I thought she was 31….

      I wonder if the sick Biotch Chelsea felt a thrill up her when she knew her BB was dead??

      Would not be surprised..Libtards seem to take JOY in taking Lives…

      REMEMBER BENGHAZI MASSACRE!

      • swsmtdg

        Except in the case of murderers or other disgusting shards of human debris.

        • EastValleyConservative

          Exactly. Considering there are people who have chosen to have an abortion and then went into total nervous breakdown over it, this heifer finds it humorous? WOW. It isn’t just that they want abortion, they want the taxpayer to fund it for any reason and at ANY time. (this includes up to going into labor for some of them) In addition, they want anyone who disagrees to shut up while they describe their delight in the procedure.

      • r_coplin2001

        I didnt know Michelle Malkin was that old as she looks a lot younger and she is a lot better looking then Chelsea Handler.

    • http://twitter.com/ThomasBuchanan1 Thomas Buchanan

      She is an alcoholic, syphilitic hag.

      • BlueGood

        is she really a hag?

      • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

        Quit picking on hags!

    • Judy B

      Aborted women have deep seated wounds…it WILL manifest, somehow, someway, someday.

      • Jim Rasmussen

        Read her books. You’ll see that it’s already manifest in substance abuse and promiscuity.

    • Martin2717

      If that’s true, then her parents are even worse. They have failed their daughter. Screw them.

  • medicinewomantwo

    What , she’s in running for tramp of the year award? I feel out of good conscious she should be sterilized…….end of issue.

  • ackerson

    I wish Chelsea’s mother had an abortion.

  • Steve_J

    If she placed no value on an unborn baby, why should anyone place a value on her now?

  • bonnieblue2A

    Is this what NOW had in mind: young women giggling about their sexual irresponsibility and murdering with premeditation, the next generation of females, out of convenience?

    • Adela Wagner

      NOW is a big silent joke. They are so liberal now that they cannot show their faces since liberal women are all for being called “bitches and ho’s”, commercials for “booty calls” are all over the TV. And their fave guy Obama supports the Muslim Brohood and we all know their views on women. Yes, must be a very confusing time in NOWville. best to keep quiet I guess. Screw ’em. I have always fought my own battles growing up, and learned how to pick them too.

      • Ann Tucker

        adela wagner , I so agree with you about NOW !!! They have failed to stand up when they should have…if they couldn’t stand Sarah Palin (I don’t know why) they at least should have stood up for her daughters when they ,especially the youngest was vilified on Letterman . Who do they ever intend to stand up for again ? I have stood up for myself too , as did my mother and my grandmother . I’m 63…my mother was 7 yrs old when her mother GOT THE RIGHT TO VOTE :-) This knowledge made the oncoming us very independent women !!!! See , freedom is a relatively small amount of time …

  • BorderLine Guy

    Interesting how there’s hardly any SHAME about having an abortion. Now it’s all jokes and “no big deal.” Take a look at the abortion celebrants at NOW and PP rallies. Fine, abortion is legal, so go raise the money to fund them for everyone privately and in concert with donation drives from NOW and PP.

  • Mobley22

    Dumb B— kills her baby then laughs about it!

  • Sal

    But let me guess……..she’s againt the death penalty right???

  • http://www.youravon.com/kelliealexander Kellie Alexander

    She’s a maroon anyway. I never liked this girl.

  • Kenneth Watson

    Safe, legal and hilarious!

  • Owen007

    If Handler wants to laugh about an abortion, how about partial-birth abortion? I suggest she talk about that sorry excuse for a sitcom NBC aired. No, the one starring her – not the dozens of others NBC has aired. And now that I think of it, an even better example would be Conan’s run on “The Tonight Show.”

  • TocksNedlog

    The president would be so proud of her — she didn’t allow herself to be punished with a baby.

  • http://twitter.com/lazypadawan lazypadawan

    Satan runs Hollywood.

  • twolaneflash

    I think it possible that, like many comedians, Chelsea Handler comes from deep emotional and spiritual pain. Laughter is a thin veil covering a bottomless pit of misery remembered, unforgettable guilt and shame that will not end.

    • CoPilot

      Well said!

    • Judy B

      Agree, & the abortion could be the very root of the pain.

  • irishgirl91

    Whether you believe abortion should be allowed or not, most would believe it should be kept private.

  • $5946421

    Whoopedy-doo! Hardly news and definitely not worth going berserk over.

  • dha

    Why do people watch the junk on tv anymore?

  • oldfiredog

    For some reason I happened across that segment and I thought I heard her lay the blame on her parents because they didn’t want a black and white grandchild,I could be wrong.

  • brianmouland

    How about being more funny and less gross CH

  • News Reporter

    Obama campaign and Conan team up to promote the humorous reflections of murdered unborn babies with Chelsea Handler.

  • ernst1776

    Never ever heard of her.

  • ernst1776

    Never ever heard of her.

  • cgraham77

    Regarding the update: what else would you expect from a magazine named after a whore.

    • cgraham77

      Just to add…what is it about self-proclaimed “feminists” that thinks likening themselves to whores gives them power? Being slutty does NOT give you power…SELF-CONTROL gives you power!

      Their article reads like it was written by a 13-year-old. And I think it’s hilarious that they had to explain their Ann Coulter joke, because even they realize their own readers are so vapid and unaware that they probably don’t know who Ann Coulter is!

      As a conservative woman, Michelle Malkin is a woman who inspires me. She’s intelligent, motivated, confident and strong-willed, yet self-depricating…and friggin hilarious!! Keep on hating on her and other conservative women, libs….it only proves your own hypocrisy!! (and strengthens our resolve!)

  • http://twitter.com/billbow47 Papist

    Sad,,,it seems that the act of aborting not only kills an innocent, but in the process the mother is also denying her own self worth.

  • $129448

    No class at all

  • LightSabre

    I just don’t think conservatives are thinking this abortion thing through. Do conservatives get abortions? No. Who gets abortions? Liberals/democrats. People who support someone like Obama. Therefore, do we conservatives not want people like them getting abortions? That is, aborting babies that will grow up and be just like them, think like them, VOTE like them.

    • Jamie Wilson

      That is one of the dumbest pieces of reasoning I’ve ever read. First, some conservatives have had abortions; for many, it’s what made them conservative (no, not me). Second, there is nothing genetic about liberalism, and it’s not the baby’s fault. If this was an attempt at humor, it failed pretty miserably. If it was an attempt at trolling (more my suspicion), it was pathetic.

      • Guest

        I think his point is people who get abortions tend to be more liberal and pro-choice. The children they would raise will more often than not retain their parents liberal ideologies. Therefore, the irony of abortion is, the people who are against it benefit most politically by it and the people for it are the ones hurt most politically by it. This is pretty easy to understand without advocating for abortion in any way. They are killing their own side. I read an article a few years ago about the missing voters because of roe v. wade and after checking all the numbers, the conclusion was President Bush would have never been elected had roe v. wade never become law.

      • mbrans1968

        I think his point is people who get abortions tend to be more liberal and pro-choice. The children they would raise will more often than not retain their parents liberal ideologies. Therefore, the irony of abortion is, the people who are against it benefit most politically by it and the people for it are the ones hurt most politically by it. This is pretty easy to understand without advocating for abortion in any way. They are killing their own side. I read an article a few years ago about the missing voters because of roe v. wade and after checking all the numbers, the conclusion was President Bush would have never been elected had roe v. wade never become law.

  • Deanna

    Hmmmmmm..used to think she was funny. No more. Haven’t watched her show in ages. Never again.

  • http://twitter.com/ekfulton Elyse Fulton

    No wonder she has a drinking problem, sad

  • http://Twitter.com/jkerrysforehead John Kerry’s Forehead

    Never heard of her and the only reason i know what jezebel web site is, is because they used a photo of my 10yo daughter firing her AR to head their freak out article over conservatives teaching their daughters how to shoot and hunt. Other than that, irrelevant in my life.

  • Liz Thatcher

    Abortion just isn’t funny. Period.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    1) Chelsea Handler is a pig and an embarrassment to women everywhere.

    2) Jezebel is run by left-wing loons. Even if you take a libertarian(I mean “libertarian” as in the “do what you want” philosophy, which IMO is not true libertarian thought; I know there are pro-life libertarians) view of abortion, do you really think abortion is something to joke about? If it’s just a medical procedure like the Left claims it is, then it’s serious, right?

  • http://twitter.com/stupid_republic Stupid Republic

    You know, there some things in life that just aren’t funny.

    One of those is Chelsea Handler.

  • http://twitter.com/bigfatgini Gini

    Um, did anyone else giggle over the “growing evidence that the anti-choice movement is destined to die out” part? Because, last I checked, those of us who are so “anti-choice” usually have, raise and teach our children. Y’all are the ones who aren’t reproducing. Thankfully.

  • http://twitter.com/papertiguer papertiguer

    must be the origin of the dead baby jokes – real knee slappers

  • TheOriginalDonald

    A word for those “women’s advocates” attacking Twitchy….

    “How can there be peace,” Jehu replied, “as long as all the idolatry and witchcraft of your mother Jezebel abound?”-2 Kings 9:22

  • CalCon10

    I ended my pregnancy, ha-ha!

    Creepy by any standard. Even if you don’t believe that abortion kills a baby. І mean, don’t even feminists say it’s a big decision?

    As for the Jezebel article (“Jezebel” being a Biblical villain, being called which used to be the ultimate “civilized” insult)…defensive, full of barely-suppressed rage, sad…and morally bankrupt.

  • Guest

    This is so sad. The thing we have to realize is that the pro-choice establishment, not necessarily your neighbor who is pro-choice, but the folks running the movement, have a thirst to murder babies. They think human life has zero value and as Ms. Handler illustrated, they even think it’s fodder for comedy. Pro-choice vs. pro-life is not really about abortion with the pro-choice crowd, it’s the first step in convincing people that human life is insignificant. That way they can take the next step towards murdering the sick, invalid and the “less desirable races” as Margaret Sanger and Ruth Bader Ginsburg like/d to say. I know it sounds like a conspiracy theory but when you look at the history of the movement, it’s nothing more than toned down eugenics. And all we have to do is look at Nazi Germany to see where this type of thinking leads. The pro-choice establishment wants us to believe we all think abortion is a serious issue, this has been demonstrated above to not be the case. Why would they want something they don’t think is a big deal to be rare?

  • NCRelite

    This jezebel chick must not read polling. Pro-life is more popular than pro-abortion these days, according to gallup. Even the most scientifically illiterate person has to admit that life begins at conception, and that a human life should be granted all the protections of the US constitution.

  • Tanker74

    Pretty on the outside. Ugly on the inside.

  • News Reporter

    Uhhh I just went to the Jezebel website. If you can call it a website. I have no idea what that thing is except a couple of LGBT individuals writing about nonsensical things from a Starbucks wifi network. When I say nonsensical, I mean they are literally all over the place on the most abstract idiotic topics which would not have any relevance to any human being. Oh, maybe they republish stories like HuffPo. The website design shouts freeloader open source.

  • Misty Mitchell

    She is a filthy women.. well I don’t know if I would call her a women. What ever happen to class? Liberal women are ruining our reputation.

  • Dave Silva

    most liberal women prove why abortion is a terrible thing just by their attitude. Murder effects everyone, no matter what name they choose to call it.

  • Stephanie Warren

    Heartless.

  • that1dudeFromOC

    i think it’s hilarious

  • ritamweep

    Why would you ask a doctor to help you murder your own child? Why not give
    birth at home and then cut the baby up in to as many pieces as you deem
    correct? You would save a doctor bill,
    and surely you wouldn’t have a problem…with physically hacking, and murdering
    your own child?

  • Martin2717

    What a pathetic, cold, vile, lowlife of a “you know what” this thing is. She doesn’t deserve to be called a human being.

  • Glitter

    Not only is Chelsea Handler vile, she is not funny.

  • http://www.talonspoint.wordpress.com/ Talon

    When I hear Chelsea I sense an overwhelming sadness while her fans are laughing away oblivious. She’s a deeply unhappy person.

  • Gman

    Libtard creed…abort your fetus! Just let Mumia Abu Jamal live…

  • Lord Foggybottom

    “because most women like to have a say about what goes on inside their own skin” — which is why they voted for Obamacare, right? Because they don’t want the government telling them what do do with their bodies, or something.

  • marcellucci

    Chelsea can’t seem to make any good “choices”, can she….?

  • Matt

    Pro-choice or not pro-choice, abortion is not #@#ing funny.

  • http://twitter.com/GracieBeauClips Jennifer Luginbuhl

    I just don’t understand why it is something to laugh about. Make your decisions and live with them but don’t turn something so serious (and I believe is morally and ethically wrong) into an inhuman joke.

  • http://twitter.com/BrianPrine CAPTAIN AMERICA

    Proof of the total depravity of the left when they can sit and laugh about the murder of an innocent child.

  • http://twitter.com/BrianPrine CAPTAIN AMERICA

    Proof of the total depravity of the left when they can sit and laugh about the murder of an innocent child.

  • http://deadbuffaloblog.blogspot.com/ DeadBuffalo Blog

    She should just finish the job and abort her herself.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    i happen to think we are hilarious on twitchy! but yeah… i find nothing amusing about abortion.

  • http://www.facebook.com/christen.fraser Christen Fraser

    Instead of bashing her what she needs is prayer.

  • Guest

    I am guessing she was only laughing on the outside. The world is a strange place, and right now. Trying not to judge the celebs, who apparently get stoned by their counterparts, if they so much as utter a conservative talking point. So they feel the need to shout uber liberal life choices at the world, in order to keep up their place in the Famous Faces Food Line. Sad, silly, celebs.

  • http://twitter.com/ValkyrieTwins brettkimbirlinpsycho

    sorry i don’t pay much attention to pretend people…they just don’t matter in the grand scheme of things…they pretend…i live in the real world…….

  • http://twitter.com/ValkyrieTwins brettkimbirlinpsycho

    sorry i don’t pay much attention to pretend people…they just don’t matter in the grand scheme of things…they pretend…i live in the real world…….