Binders full of womyn and slutty Romney: 12 ridiculous Romney-themed Halloween costumes

Oh, sweetie. Bless your precious heart. Your plan to make a splash with your “binders full of women” Halloween costume? Not original.

Romney-obsessed libs have been drooling over the prospect of slutty binder costumes since the day after the second presidential debate. And well before Halloween, progressive protesters traded in their floppy vagina costumes for giant cardboard binders.

Now that Halloween is here, the Binders Full of Womyn Brigade is out in full force. If we weren’t laughing so hard, we’d almost feel bad for them. Almost.

Others went with the ever popular (and repeatedly debunked) “Romney wants to kill Big Bird” theme.

Warning: have your brain bleach handy for this one:

Here’s a bonus image (OK, the “bonus” part is questionable, so we’ll just call it number 13). While not specifically Romney-themed, no roundup of absurd anti-GOP costumes would be complete without walking lady parts. Because, vagina!

From all of us at Twitchy, have a safe and happy Halloween!

  • Stephanie Warren

    And they all look like blithering idiots.

    • Victor Kahuro

      That would sound like an understatement. You forgot to add infuriating.

  • Junie3

    Ugh. They just never grow up.

  • TugboatPhil

    What I have learned about liberals and Halloween costumes:

    They are unimaginative.
    They are not very creative.
    They think they have a great sense of humor.
    They are as creepy as I thought they are.

    Did I miss anything?

    • rivers

      You forgot they are a special kind of stupid.

      • meeester

        did you misspell stooopid?
        ( i think three Os worth of stupid may be more accurate)

        • disqus_eric

          Too many stupid O’s running around politics as it is.

    • orringtonmom (D)

      chances are they didn’t come up with these ideas themselves and are one of seven binders, big birds or vaginas at the party.

    • nc


  • Tony0920

    The last helicopter left Saigon decades ago. At least #binders gives them something new to celebrate.

  • Randal Redder

    To the first one: That’s one big binder.

    • TJCrane_NCC1701

      Noticed that myself. She needs a filing cabinet to handle the “overflow” from that “binder”.

      My best guess, that “binder” contains a lot of info about McDonald’s secret sauce recipe and the formula for 32oz Coca Cola…..

      Maybe Sea Worlds whale sightings “binder”…..

      Letterman’s “binder” of the “Top 10 Reasons That I need to take my beer goggles off before I do something REALLY, REALLY stupid”…..

      Secret Service “binder” of women who’d do bodily harm if they sat on Biden’s lap…..

      • meeester

        i have to give you credit for limiting yourself to just a one and a few of the many comments that beg to be said. It’s clear that your reasonableness held you back.

        • TJCrane_NCC1701

          LOL !

          You can join my fanclub site, started by my ex-wife, that is dedicated to my subtley, reasonability, and my disdain for being outspoken.

    • Purple State

      Sophisticated response!

  • Danny Wheeler

    Happy Halloween, and beware the unhinged!

    • Catchance

      Hey, unhinged binders… even better.

  • The Daffodil Times

    LOL good job ladies

    • Tony0920

      Like you haven’t noticed, your pals aren’t here. How old are you? LOL is the old cool, and you use it in all your troll posts. I’m guessing 16.

      • The Daffodil Times

        “LOL is the old cool” I’m guessing YOU’RE 16. As for me, try again.

        • TugboatPhil


          • The Daffodil Times

            Not even halfway close

          • TugboatPhil

            6? Do your two mommies know that you’re on the computer again? Whatever you do, DON’T click on their Bookmarks!!

          • The Daffodil Times

            And here comes the bigoted bullshit complete with typical idiocy

          • Catchance

            Ooooohhh… bigoted bullshit. Well, I guess that told us.

          • TomJB

            She certainly did! And still hasn’t answered Tony’s questions. Although she probably thinks she has and has crowed to her friends about pwning those racists on Twitchy.

          • Gingernlw

            Really,? Don’t sink to their level

          • Matt Robinson

            At lest not with a Romney logo on your picture

          • Hello Jerry (D)

            More like 10.

          • The Daffodil Times

            Guess again

        • Tony0920

          You do know how to punctuate. Hmm, 17 then. Answer this. Why do you support Obama? Binders? Big-Bird? Seamus? Free condoms? Failed Green? Lady parts? My first time? Arab spring? Slow jamming? Blame and Deny? C’mon, you can give us all one good answer. Just one. Right?

          • The Daffodil Times

            Wrong again

          • Catchance

            Yeah, that’s what we thought… no answers.

          • The Daffodil Times

            Answers to what? Romney is the one who made the binders comment, Romney is the one who thinks giving Big Bird the axe will bring the country out of debt, Who’s giving out free condoms? Private orgs who paid with them with willing donations to cut down on the STD and unwanted pregnancy rates? Failed Green? So when we fail we just give up? That doesn’t sound right to me? Lady parts? Why don’t you care about women’s reproductive care? My first time? Get a sense of humor. Arab Spring? And just what would you propose? Slow jamming….what? Blame and Deny=Romney

          • TugboatPhil

            Romney said that “women’s groups” brought him the notebooks (that’s another word for binders).

            Big Bird makes more than enough to pay back the Treasury for all his years on welfare.

            The Green companies didn’t fail on their money, they failed on ours. Hell yeah I want them to give up their graft.

            Abortion isn’t reproductive care.

            Arab Spring = Putting the Muslim Brotherhood into power. They’ll soon build stadiums to publicly shoot women in the head for whatever Sharia reason they want to.

            Blame & Deny = OBAMA

          • Catchance

            Okay, I’m going to answer you as if you’re an adult:
            1) Romney said that when he is President there will be many more women in the White House Administration, with the same pay as men, than there are now. And getting binders of information and applications is what a real leader does.
            2) Big Bird makes $millions every year and there will be no problem with the Sesame Street franchise if PBS is de-funded. Why should taxpayers have to pay to listen or have their children listen to socialist crap?
            3) Schools hand out free condoms. And no, they weren’t paid for by private donors. Plus, condoms don’t prevent many STD’s, and also aren’t that great for preventing pregnancy.
            4) Nearly a $Trillion (that’s a million million million, btw) thrown away on ‘green’ companies that all went belly-up. Coincidentally, all of the companies were big donors to Obama’s campaign last time and many are now in cozy political circumstances in Chicago.
            5) We do care about reproductive care, but don’t feel that we should have to pay for someone else’s contraceptives, or, God forbid, for her abortion. Planned Parenthood does not do mammograms or other check-ups. They do birth control and abortions.
            6) The ‘My First Time’ video may have been amusing to those of you who think that having sex whenever and wherever you want is a good thing, but for those people who have children watching, not so much.
            7) What Obama kept calling the ‘Arab Spring’ is no such thing. Perhaps you remember your science lessons in which it is said that nature abhors a vacuum. Well, sweetie, when one dictator goes out, another comes in to replace him, and these are dillies. The Muslim Brotherhood is one of the scariest groups you would ever not want to meet, and if you think that there’s a ‘war on women’ going on now, just wait if Sharia Law goes into effect. Look at who Obama’s closest adviser is… Valerie Jarret. Look at Hillary’s… Huma Abedin. Both have very close ties to the Brotherhood.

    • Angie (D)

      Meh. Morons are easily amused.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Jack Moore would be getting pepper sprayed if I saw him.

  • Josephine (D)

    Why is the left still spinning and whining over the binders comment? >.<

    Unlike these women, I went as a strong, classy lady this Halloween: Sailor Jupiter.

    • Lady 12

      Epic idea! She’s cool!
      She’s certainly a better costume idea than anything up there. Brain bleach, no kidding.

  • david

    Lighten up michelle. You bitch about people knocking on stacey dash about her vote but yet you knock on people who dress up on Halloween because it makes fun of romney. thank god I am a Independent and not another mindless person who still believes in these two parties or candidates.

    • Nedra Fleming

      But then you are here acting like an ass, which belies your view of yourself and your supposed independence and live and let live. I love you liberals in independents clothing. Spot you a mile away for what you truly are. Get real

    • Matt Robinson

      The common denominator is still Michelle pointing out the stupidity and illogic of the left. Of course you don’t like it, you’re on the firing range! She’s not upset they make fun of Romney, it’s that they are so brainless it’s almost embarrassing people in other countries can see this. Really? Dressing as a vagina and chasing straw men has always been an acceptable method of conveying your point, right?

  • $7421226

    somewhere along the line those female obamamorons who do their jobs on their backs and knees out in the bar’s alley weren’t told ‘binders full of women’ meant ”sincere career women’s resumes” .. something those morons would know NOTHING about.

  • $7421226

    why is it democrat women are always so ugly? maybe that’s why the democrat men are all effeminate or gays.

    • Purple State


      • Silenttype78

        That’s rich!!!
        A lib-prog complaining about the lack of civility!

        Ha ha ha ha ha !

        • Purple State

          Have you known me to behave without civility?

          And anyway, I’m pointing out the lack of civility in users on a website that polices speech and makes generalizations about entire ideological viewpoints based on a few examples. Just as you have done! Bravo.

          • Silenttype78

            I know that an intellectually honest person would consider that when it comes to civility that lib-progs aren’t exactly in a position to do any finger pointing unless they are looking in a mirror.

          • Purple State

            The other way to think about it is no ideological persuasion holds a monopoly on either good or bad behavior — as much as a Twitter curation site might cherry-pick to prove otherwise.

          • Silenttype78

            Very true! Both sides are capable of resorting to incendiary language.
            For the left it’s always their first resort.

          • Purple State

            Always? Haven’t I already proven that’s wrong just in our discussion here?

          • Purple State

            Always? Haven’t I already proven that’s wrong just in our discussion here?

          • Silenttype78

            Very true! Both sides are capable of resorting to incendiary language.
            For the left it’s always their first resort.


    All pretty crappy except that one with Romney in a trash can. At least it looks like that took some effort. As for the last picture of the vagina costume; I’m pretty sure it has an STD.

  • DANEgerus

    So… Romney sez he’s buying in to the fraud of affirmative action hiring FOR women and that makes him… bad. Liberals insert foot all the way to knee jerk.

  • Jim Denney

    What’s Obama wearing for Halloween … a big boy Presidential costume?

  • Purple State

    Fine, Twitchy, here are some original Romney costumes:

    –Write “FEMA” across a slashed T-shirt.
    –Cover yourself in so many flip-flops no one can see you anymore.
    –Dress as Romney holding his detailed budget and tax plan, which means wear a suit and hold nothing.
    –Draw a line straight down your face dividing it in half. Write “Moderate” on one side and “Severely Conservative” on the other.
    –Dress as Mitt asking for binders full of women for his cabinet — oh, crap, that one was fact-checked and actually didn’t happen.

    Happy Halloween!

  • Victor Kahuro

    They look like they have MNC: Moron National Convention

  • world’s greatest orator

    Not reflective of putting much effort or thought into it. Dressing up as “LANCE ARMSTRONG DOPING TESTIMONY” or “BLS EMPLOYMENT REPORT” would be about as creative as this

  • Frank James

    Misguided people…Almost want to feel sorrry for them. Almost.

  • Rob Stevely

    Why is that one dude wearing a Binders of women costume?

  • Paul C.

    The liberals without and with the MASK.

  • JamesMc

    What’s #11 supposed to be, Occupier with icecream cone on his nose?

  • CincyAnna

    Gawd, these people are idiots.

  • Silenttype78

    I went as a “Shovel Ready Job”….

  • ksynesael

    I love how these women have no problem portraying themselves as victims for a mans political gain and then crying about a war on women.??? Binders is not code for “we hate women” pull yourself together ladies and stop making yourselves look like fools simply to garner votes for a man that could care less about you.

  • Kate

    Someone should have gone as a “sexy Joe Biden” this year…

  • John Hanover

    So apart from the blurry pics of kids in cheap homemade costumes where are the adult ones? Oh…those are the adult ones.

  • dcgwr

    I don’t think you would find her in anyone’s binder.

  • jjcassidy

    Yeah, Mitt kills Bigbird because Sesame Workshop will be made to pay to take back all the merchandizing they’ve sold over the years. A mutli-million dollar industry is in jeopardy!!

  • Sparafucile

    Um, #7, you’ve got some serious irony going on.
    Don’t you actually need to have at lease one woman inside, for it to be a “binder of women”?

  • haruka

    So . . . all these women trying to get into the binder of women want jobs in a Romney administration?

  • haruka

    So . . . all these women trying to get into the binder of women want jobs in a Romney administration?

  • Back 4 More

    If they would put as much effort into their jobs as they do their Haloween costumes maybe they could afford their own birth control.