Check the couch cushions? What kind of big spender are you?
Al Gore’s Current TV is reportedly on the market and the Twitterverse can’t help but snicker at the failing left-wing network.
We’re guessing a bit of stray pocket lint will put you in the running to boss around “talent” like Joy Behar, Eliot Spitzer and Jennifer Granholm.
And which is the better deal?
Evidently Current TV is an actual television network carried by actual cable providers. Who knew?
The New York Post reports that a whopping three buyers have made inquiries. The article did not confirm whether those inquiries consisted of questions like, “Are you freakin’ kidding me?”
Twitterers have a couple of great suggestions for possible buyers.
Make it happen!