Hilarious video: Obama asks, ‘Where’s my plan? … I couldn’t find my plan’

Oh, yes. Ask and you shall receive.

Once again, the GOP Rapid Response Team comes through, this time with video of President Obama’s “Dude, where’s my plan?” moment at a Tampa Bay rally today.

Now that’s a substantial plan.

Obama claims to have found his second-term plan, but some of us are still waiting.

  • wally

    It blew away because there is nothing in it!

    • Tamara

      Excellent point. Obama is done!

  • http://e1evation.com Todd Lohenry

    Interesting how ‘the plan’ was released after the 3rd debate so it itself was not a topic in the debate…

    • conservativechick

      You NOTICED THAT? You weren’t supposed to. HAHA

    • SideTraKd

      Almost 4 years to come up with a plan, and one “magically” appears two weeks before election day. Sorry! TOO LATE!

      • fuskiegirl21

        and no budget ever passes and no immigration policy ever even proposed. Uhhhh the dog ate my homework.

        • Jeff

          And Obama ate his dog. The circle of life.

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6G5WUJI5EHMQ6YSST6F3EOHCTM texas58

            Now that’s funny, if a bit macabre.

          • RightThinking1

            Which reminds me, Clinton’s dog, Buddy, was struck by a bus. Another in a long list of Clinton associates that met an untimely end.
            At any rate, dogs are by nature noble creatures, and I have long entertained the theory that Buddy simply could no longer stand being associated with such a despicable creature as Clinton, and literally threw himself under the bus rather than suffer further association with his dishonorable master.
            RIP Buddy.

          • Ace Smith

            Probably ate his dog, after the dog ate his plan

          • Tamara

            Best comeback I have heard in a long time!

      • tk

        look close on the cover and it shows “2008” crossed out and “2012” written in crayon above it…

        • SineWaveII

          LOL look closer it says 1992 with a label over that says 2008 with that crossed out and 2012 written in crayon above it.

          • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

            I think under all that,The Little Red Book was covered up.

      • Tamara

        20 pages too–like that will fix anything. My cell phone manual is thicker that his “plan”

    • spawnio

      Really this guy is a joke.

      • SineWaveII

        Unfortunately the joke’s on us.

    • digitalPimple

      Ssshhh Obama voters think no one noticed..

    • RightThinking1

      Candy Crowley probably had a copy…

      • http://twitter.com/salemwidget6 Arlene

        in very large print!

    • Ric Aldrich

      Excellent point the man is a constant liar

  • Kevin Krom

    Take video clip, tag it with “I’m Mitt Romney and I approve this message”, and run it.

  • Cocotrini

    *lol* are you kidding this is the POTUS???

    • Hiraghm

      Nope, it’s not. Article 2, section 1, clause 5. Not eligible.

    • SineWaveII

      Yep he also just said to the country that he has problem with freshman math. (wait a minute wasn’t “freshman” declared to be sexist by the PC police this week. Does he realize that he’s in violation?)

  • smorkingapple

    Really guys? Seriously? LMAO… This is a hug bag of FAIL right here…

    • Brenda Hellwig

      But binders, Big Bird and bayonets are winners? LMFAO!

    • SineWaveII

      Who are you talking to?

  • https://twitter.com/Webnetcity webnetcity

    I heard it comes with crayons and a coloring section

    • spawnio


    • http://twitter.com/salemwidget6 Arlene

      funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a connect the dots that go in circles!

  • DB

    12 pages 2 weeks before election. Pathetic.

    • Mr. Grammar/SpellCkr

      I heard it was 18 pages, but 9 of those were big pictures of O.

      • SineWaveII

        That’s true it’s a picture book and even BSDNC was disgusted by it.

    • mndasher

      And inside are large pictures of the one on every page…. not much of a plan.

  • leonard narovich

    I’d bet that three quarters of his plans are in the trash or on the ground after a rally.

    • SineWaveII

      They don’t even have that much substance. They just blow off into the wind after they scroll by on the teleprompter. Even he doesn’t remember what they are.

    • http://twitter.com/salemwidget6 Arlene

      in the recycle bin.

      • http://twitter.com/salemwidget6 Arlene

        or maybe he should have put them in a 3-ring binder and gone to a circus.

  • http://twitter.com/montersd Monte Rollette

    Can’t believe O doesn’t jump on Trumps challenge. Would help his campaign and do some good. 5 million for records that should have been published 4 years ago.

    • SineWaveII

      That was the point. Trump will wait for the expiration date and then say: “See that’s how much he cares about the poor. And also how much he has to hide”.

  • [email protected]

    antics are much like his whole Presidency. It is just a bunch of gaffes
    and jokes at others expense. While he jokes and plays at being the
    Entertainer in Chief, people and dying and starving and losing the wealth.
    That just so funny he is just hilarious

  • http://twitter.com/murgatr0id GTJessop

    When Michelle found out he wrote his plan on a McD’s kids’ meal box, she took it away…

  • Sandra Krocza

    When you have just made a pamphlet the day before, it’s hard to find your plan. And you could be an Obummer.

  • therantinggeek

    After watching the video, I had to wonder…was that the first edition of a new comic book?

  • kbielefe

    The ridiculous part is an incumbent out campaigning on a plan, like he hasn’t been in office for 4 years.

  • SansMercy

    Probably his forthcoming retirement plan.

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    Obama couldn’t find his plan. So for those few moments, we were safe.

  • Cherry Walker

    Not surprised…Obama couldn’t find his a$$ until Romney handed it to him!

    • AmandaJeff Day

      I spit my drink all over the floor!!! Hilarious.

    • lainer51

      LOL !!!!!

  • cushie

    Yes Mr. President and I say that lightly. Where is your plan??? @BarackObama

  • http://twitter.com/mycaza maria ycaza

    the plan knows better and was ducking….

  • LeslieFL

    OBAMA’S only plan is to hire 100,000 teachers!!!

    • http://inthisdimension.com/ Alexander Scipio

      It isn’t the teachers Obama cares about. It’s 100,000 new NEA/AFT dues-payers involuntarily having dues taken from their tax-payer-provided paychecks and given to the DNC to elect more Democrats… to take yet MORE taxpayer money, launder it through NEA/AFT to the DNC. And once Obama hires those 100,000 teachers with Fed money, each STATE will have to raise taxes to pay for them after the first year, raising taxes yet again.

      The fantasy is the Dems care about public education. ALL major metro school boards/councils/districts have been run by Dems since FDR. If Dems WANTED better education, we’d HAVE better education. it really is that simple.

      It’s like pretending Dems like kids. Look at Blue state demographics. Dems don’t even HAVE kids. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVseabUhg8M

  • Tanker74

    Baby Talk Barry’s supporters love his plan booklet, but they still have trouble keeping their crayons inside the lines.

    • http://inthisdimension.com/ Alexander Scipio

      That’s why they like it. It’s all pictures telling about how he’ll take money from the producers and give it to his base – the moochers.

  • W Randall

    He’s just praying that nobody actually opens it! I did! It’s 25% attacks on Romney, 25% things he stole from Romneys talking points and 50% repeat of failed policies from the last 4 years.

    A great article: http://www.victorhanson.com/articles/hanson101712B.html

    • Colleen Kelly

      I got the same impression just from the clips they played from his rally on the news. I loved how he said he would lower the debt by 4 or 5 trillion. Apparently he really can’t do math since that wouldn’t even lower it to where we were when he took office.

      • W Randall

        4 – 5 Trillion, what’s a couple trillion between friends…

  • dantes44

    They cheered the imbecile because he bent over and picked up his plan. Wow. Epic accomplishment.

    • http://inthisdimension.com/ Alexander Scipio

      That’s not entirely fair. He also did it without redistributing any money, raising any taxes, passing any new regulations or blaming Bush. These all are pretty big accomplishments for O and his supporters know it. Besides, he took the chance of going off-teleprompter when he bent over and his fan club knows how big a risk that is for him.

  • SineWaveII

    Apparently his plan didn’t want to be seen with him.

    • http://www.facebook.com/robert.ferri.52 Robert Ferri


    • Owen007

      Yeah, that’s why he didn’t hear about it at all during the DNC convention.

      • http://twitter.com/salemwidget6 Arlene

        Last minute idea!!

  • Johnny Pryor

    It’s the same plan, just edited. Instead of “Blame Bush” it now says “Blame Romney”.

    • Colleen Kelly

      In all fairness to Barry, he split the glossy booklet into two sections: one for blaming Bush and one for blaming Romney. That way they each get 9 pages dedicated to them. Gotta redistribute in the name of fairness.

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    Obama’s “plan” which is really just a bunch of shiny pictures of himself.

    • http://inthisdimension.com/ Alexander Scipio

      and an ipod with his speeches…..

  • charliewalksonwater

    it took him 3.9 years to find it, and it was right at his feet. How inept.

  • Dion Corrigan

    Funny, I always imagined “The Communist Manifesto” as being thicker. Maybe he has the Cliff’s Notes version.

    • http://inthisdimension.com/ Alexander Scipio

      He has an abridged version. It’s all Jarrett & Soros could trust him with.

  • http://inthisdimension.com/ Alexander Scipio

    Had to watch it twice. First I thought he said, “Where’s my BRAIN?.. couldn’t FIND my brain…”

  • AmandaJeff Day

    I went to Obama’s website to see if there was a copy of this “plan.” It wouldn’t let me off the front page without my email and zipcode.

  • JoeMusgo

    One of his aides should have taped it to the tele-prompt-er.

  • Ric Aldrich

    It will be great when he is gone

  • Owen007

    Forget Biden, Obama is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • http://twitter.com/salemwidget6 Arlene

    z plan z plan!!!!

  • afvet4america

    I heard it has 12 pages copied from Romneys site, and the rest were of Obama and the Hollywood elites pictures.

  • BeeKaaay

    Right now Karl Marx’s estate should file a copyright lawsuit against Obama :) He plagiarized directly from him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=715641688 Gord Higham

    Hey Obama, you lost your plan at the 1st debate in Denver when Romney tore the arm off that straw man you made and beat you into the ground.

    Just sayin……..

  • http://twitter.com/AUBraves AUBraves

    Bush took my plan? I want my plan back. I need it because I never read it. Where’s my plan, George?

  • Brian

    Does Romney even have a plan?