Some low-information voters think GOP nominee is named ‘McRomney’

Yesterday we discovered that some voters will go to the polls looking for the name “Nick Romney” on their presidential ballot.

Today we learn that other voters, equally misinformed, can’t wait to cast a vote against the Republican presidential candidate named “McRomney.”

President Obama, whatever his last name is, may not be running the strongest campaign, but to his credit it appears he has locked up the moron vote.

  • TwitWit

    Inner City Public Education + Life Long Fast Food Dependency = Mc Morons voting for Obama.

    • Worship Dancer

      they’ll only vote for him IF they can find out what his LAST name is.

      • TwitWit

        lol thats right..

      • Kevin Cousins

        The name they vote FOR is Obama, not McRomney.

    • Sketti

      I think I read an article in the Boston Journal of Medicine whereby a study concluded that a steady intake of McNuggets made you McStupid, which would support your theory.

      • Maria

        Luckily I’m the exception to the rule. I vote Republican afterall.

    • Mini14’sBlkStrat

      I like that. obama’s people=McMorons

    • Tony0920

      You, are on a roll. Kudos!

    • Senior Chief

      Now that’s funny.

  • grais

    Obama who?

  • Mike Ward

    Well that pretty much sums up the future of some Americans. Bravo union teachers, you have taught well. /sarc/

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    God that’s discouraging.

    • Netmilsmom

      It’s a blend. Like any of those odd Hollywood couples. “bragelina” type. It’s Romney and McCain blended.

  • Netmilsmom

    I’ll bet some DUer thought it was clever, like calling Bush “Shrub” and these people just saw it and used it.

    • Jules

      No, they don’t read, ever, and they hear the TV ads say what they think is “I’m McRomney and I approve this message.”

    • Jules

      DU? What, do you mean a University of Denver student?

  • Lisa Edward

    We must be STOP Moochelle Marcos BLOODSUCKER our MONEY ,FB block in timeline since they r for obozo watch this VIDEO and SHARE

    • detroit19

      Do as I/we say not as we do, peons!

    • Aestro

      I hope this is satire.

  • Harlan Hikaru Fox

    The true surprise is that they’re not calling him Bush.

  • nc

    Silver lining: How can people this dumb find their way around a ballot?

    My guess is most of them don’t even know when Election Day is and even if they do, won’t move themselves to vote. Yes, I’ve heard about the unions bussing people to the polls, but really, how many does that add up to?

    • vicki jakel

      If it’s even one, it’s too many.

  • radjahshelduck

    These people think the Constitution is something they have to take Ex-Lax for.

  • Lori Butler Kruczek

    Moochelle is counting on the above “knuckleheads.” Says a lot about their voter base, doesn’t it?!?!? LMAO!!!

    • Aestro

      Her name is “Michelle”.

      • David

        Like in Michelle Malkin?

    • $7421226

      Flotus the Wonder Sow works appropriately for moosey mooch obama until Jan 2013…. America suffers 12 more weeks of the vile creature.

    • silverbfly

      Moo-chelle *snort*, and how ’bout Maochelle (Michelle Malkin is a classy and smart, smart lady…trust me Aestro and David… she’s ” smirkin’ ” right along with us irregardless of the Moo/Maochelle Obama tease…she’s Maestrochelle Malkin 😀

  • Darrell G. Walton

    Newhorn retards wet nursed by their mack daddy and messiah Obama….

  • Marty Luther

    Ba-RAK OH-bama. Right?

    • David

      That be Bawaaak Hussein Obaaamaaa to you.

  • Folly67

    Why there should be an IQ test to vote.

  • Josephine (D)

    I’m a proud homeschooled Catholic girl. These people are why public education is a bad idea.

    • my preciousss!!

      and to think that teachers’ union demand so much that it bankrupts a town/city, and all they can show for is the above.

    • Delroy_Monjo

      Your mother was a nun? Real Catholic schoolkids get knuckle busting nuns with wooden rulers!
      Just sayin’

      • Josephine (D)

        I went to Catholic school until the 3rd grade, because we moved around like crazy because my douche father couldn’t keep a job if St. Joseph himself mandated it. Then I was homeschooled.
        Nuns can’t marry, FYI. And as far as I remember, only one teacher out of the 2 Catholic schools I attended was a nun, and I wasn’t in her class.

        • Delroy_Monjo

          C’mon people. Do I have to resort to using [sarc] tags?

  • Tony0920

    I’m Nick McRomney, and I approve this message.

    • Diane Stephan


  • vicki jakel

    The only problem is that there are SO MANY of them…..

  • Tony0920

    This just in! Seamus McRomney with 87% Irish-Catholic vote.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    gee, can YOU name more than one foreign country? i’m going to give you hint at the beginning “africa” isn’t a country… annnnnnd go.

    • Colleen Kelly

      After the geography quiz, a basic grammar and spelling quiz should be issued. My goodness my head hurts readings those tweets. If I read any of those out loud, people would commit me for speaking in tongues. But none of this (poor grammar/spelling and inability to know the names of the candidates) is really surprising. I remember sitting in a poli sci class in college and the teacher asked such intellectually challenging questions such as: “Who is the president?” “Who is the vice president?” Crickets. Just got worse when he started asking about cabinet positions.

      • orringtonmom (D)

        jay leno makes a living asking people on the street to name speaker of the house or vice president. they all know honey boo boo, though…

  • KateNE

    If you can’t at the very least properly name both candidates for President you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

    • David

      However, I firmly believe those who have no idea who McRomney is should be allowed to vote on whether Ronald McDonald should keep McBurgler on the payroll.

  • detroit19

    What number is McRomney on the $ menu? Too sad and scary to be funny, but the answer would be a #1 SUPER-SIZED, Ty.

    • Bgoulette

      But didn’t you hear?! Nick McRomney is going to take away the dollar menu, along with tampons and foodstamps! :ohdear:

  • Maria

    Oh, Twitchy, this is good! Couldn’t stop laughing the whole time reading it..maybe except the last tweet. Well bless their little hearts!

  • Brett McMicken

    isn’t it ironic that people that dumb feel entitled to a free smartphone!

  • Senior Chief

    I can’t believe how dumb these people are, their so stupid
    they may vote for Romney thinking he’s Obama.

    • my preciousss!!

      i hope so

    • Aestro

      Yes, their so stupid.

  • Brett McMicken

    Mcromney over there smirking ain’t shit funny bitch


    they thought it was funny when it was joe-donut biden doing the smirking at the debate


      I’m sure they had the same opinion when McBiden was laughing. They’re not biased at all. //sarcasm

  • Pete Futz

    I think MCROMNEY IS LIKE THE NEXT HITLER…no, dumbass you don’t think.

  • Nádia Cristina DeCarvalho John

    Nick McRomney… Can’t stand the guy!!

  • MichaelCaldwell

    the McRomney. sound’s like a sandwich lol

  • BeeKaaay

    They must be working at mcjobs. That’s after their last promotion.

    • Jack Levitt

      McJobs aren’t what Democrats are known for….. McEBT cards, sure.

  • CustomDesigned

    It looks to me like “McRomney” is no different that calling the President the “Resident”, or by his initials “BO”, or even “Obummer”.

    • Jules

      Except that people who use Obummer actually know that’s not the real spelling of his name.

      • Aestro

        That doesn’t make it any less stupid or juvenile.

        • Rodrigo A. Diaz

          Says one of the “faithful” who would try to disprove gravity if it suited the re-election campaign.

  • Steve_J

    Wonder how many of them will actually vote?

  • TammyMlove

    Apparently only those who speak foul language will vote Obama!

  • Kevin Cousins

    And, yes people, these morons do vote. God help us, please.

    • my preciousss!!

      HE surely will. we are His favored remnant after all.

  • June Clinkenbeard

    I’m sorry but I saw a few videos where that happened and I couldn’t stop laughing. I know I shouldn’t because there is a large chunk of people roaming around with what we called, back in the day on Usenet, no kloo! They have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on in the world, much less this country. It’s a total condemnation of public education and that’s criminal. Yet, I can’t stop laughing! McRomney?!? Nick Romney?!? Bwahahahaha…

  • David

    If one was so dumb it would be funny. Many makes it sad.

  • $129448

    Wow, the education system is pumping out some real geniuses these days

  • Carl Jack Childers

    Wow!! I’m still amazed how many clueless dolts live amongst people with functioning brain cells.

    • alumin

      It’s SCARY!

  • John Hanover

    With voters like these who needs enemas?

  • BeeKaaay

    If we could generate electricity from stupidity, it would be a renewable energy source from all the McMorons who support Obama :)

  • Marcy Cook

    As someone has noted before….ever notice how they ALWAYS spell Romney correctly? Even when adding the Mc….the romney is always correct. These are plants folks…

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    It’s the McDonald’s lifestyle. They are lovin’ it, but don’t know it yet.

  • Frosty

    Opinion is the medium between knowledge and ignorance. There is ignorance everywhere and it comes from both sides. The Democrats, Republicans, Progressives, Conservatives, left, right, Autobots, Decepticons, etc. Why do you see the speck in your brother’s eye, but fail to notice the beam in your own eye? (Matthew 7:3) God Bless!

  • Kele Johnson

    Sometimes I really worry about the future of this country…..

  • rant stocks

    These shit for brains will never see the inside of a polling place,I voted today and I never saw anyone that was under 40 yo. ,maybe the under 40 are to lazy to put the pipe down and actully go to the polling place

  • Stephanie Warren

    mcromney sounds like a real jerk. good thing we’re voting for MITT romney.