Cuckoo rumor of the day: Romney will ban hair weaves and the Dollar Menu

Earlier this month, Twitchy reported on the Left’s bloody fantasy that a Romney presidency would usher in a national tampon ban.

That cuckoo claim is still making the rounds among those who think with their lady parts, not their lady smarts.

But it’s not just the coming Tampocalypse that has libs stocking up on supplies for the War on Women. Fear-mongering Obama supporters are also spreading the absurd rumor that a Romney win would make hair extensions illegal in America.

Many fear that Weave-ageddon is nigh.

The rumor appears to have originated on social media and may have something to do with Romney’s tough talk on China.

Or maybe, just maybe, it’s just intended to perpetuate the false notion that Romney is a racist.

But some people believe that’s not all Romney will ban just as soon as he gets his greedy, grubby hands on the executive order pen. Say goodbye to the McDonald’s Dollar Menu.

Right. Because it’s Republicans who want to meddle with people’s food choices.

Sheesh! Is there anything that conniving Nick Romney won’t outlaw?

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Lady parts panic: Libs claim Romney will ban tampons; threaten to kill him, ‘bleed on his face’

  • MaryUKtheScot

    O M G!!! I despair!! They are certainly playing to their dumb audience!!

  • MaryUKtheScot

    O M G!!! I despair!! They are certainly playing to their dumb audience!!

  • http://twitter.com/MRSWestin Loretta Westin

    I can’t help but think these rumors were started by Romney supporters to expose the idiocy of Obamabots – but maybe they ARE just naturally occurring eruptions ..

    • Michelle

      Or…started by Obama supporters to solidify their hatred for The Rich White Guy.

    • Michelle

      Or…started by Obama supporters to solidify their hatred for The Rich White Guy.

    • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

      Or…just random silly or stupid things people say? Maybe?

    • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

      Or…just random silly or stupid things people say? Maybe?

    • vetgal1970

      This is a Get out the vote effort for Obama.

    • vetgal1970

      This is a Get out the vote effort for Obama.

  • http://twitter.com/MRSWestin Loretta Westin

    I can’t help but think these rumors were started by Romney supporters to expose the idiocy of Obamabots – but maybe they ARE just naturally occurring eruptions ..

  • http://twitter.com/jimni27 Jimni27

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! No dummies, he’s just gonna snatch Obama’s weave on November 6th!

    • JoH113

      Oh, please, Mitt, DO IT. It’ll be easy; just reach on over while your eating O’s lunch again…

    • JoH113

      Oh, please, Mitt, DO IT. It’ll be easy; just reach on over while your eating O’s lunch again…

  • http://twitter.com/jimni27 Jimni27

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! No dummies, he’s just gonna snatch Obama’s weave on November 6th!

  • denbren52

    heard that Nick Romney ganna ban all dem layDee parts and gajets that laydeez be usin like tampons n Mplants and hair curlas n sheeet

    • odabea

      Oh my, these tweets would be precious if they weren’t already so pathetic. Please explain the logic, how someone can officially lose a vote they never had? And do Obama voters really believe that someone by the name of Nick Romney is also running for president?

      • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

        Perhaps the 15 random twitter users Michelle found do… I’d guess most non-Romney supporters know Romney’s first name, though.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tami-Lockhart-Owen/1090682294 Tami Lockhart Owen

          Are these the “Knuckeheads” that Moouch was talkin’ about?

    • odabea

      Oh my, these tweets would be precious if they weren’t already so pathetic. Please explain the logic, how someone can officially lose a vote they never had? And do Obama voters really believe that someone by the name of Nick Romney is also running for president?

  • denbren52

    heard that Nick Romney ganna ban all dem layDee parts and gajets that laydeez be usin like tampons n Mplants and hair curlas n sheeet

  • Harlan Hikaru Fox

    Where do they even GET this crap from?

  • Harlan Hikaru Fox

    Where do they even GET this crap from?

  • Brandon Goeringer

    THESE TWEETS ARE HILARIOUS!!! Hilariously sad…

  • Brandon Goeringer

    THESE TWEETS ARE HILARIOUS!!! Hilariously sad…

  • JoH113

    Weave-ageddon! LMAO

  • JoH113

    Weave-ageddon! LMAO

  • Maxwell

    You know… if anyone is going to ban the dollar menu… it’s Michelle Obama and her radical junk food crusade…

    • BlueGood

      Who was the TWIT that called this “The Information Age”???….

      If this is the kind of information that’s deemed vital to disseminate….I fear we are in a wee bit of a blo back….

      Shouldn’t there be a minimum IQ required before getting an I-Fone??

      Seeing as it takes about a level 65 to bark, we could probably start there, then these annoying Twits would not Tweet!

      • http://twitter.com/jterhofter Jack Terhofter

        BlueGood tryna take away my mofo OBAMAPHONE! he..l.ll nah!

        • BlueGood

          I rest my case….

      • http://twitter.com/jterhofter Jack Terhofter

        BlueGood tryna take away my mofo OBAMAPHONE! he..l.ll nah!

    • BlueGood

      Who was the TWIT that called this “The Information Age”???….

      If this is the kind of information that’s deemed vital to disseminate….I fear we are in a wee bit of a blo back….

      Shouldn’t there be a minimum IQ required before getting an I-Fone??

      Seeing as it takes about a level 65 to bark, we could probably start there, then these annoying Twits would not Tweet!

  • Maxwell

    You know… if anyone is going to ban the dollar menu… it’s Michelle Obama and her radical junk food crusade…

  • Terry

    I can’t believe how stupid some people can be. Tampons banned, really? The only ones to ban things are the libs. US Govt telling all public school kids what they have to eat, Bloomberg outlawing “transfats” and my personal favorite, the smoking ban. Take a legal product, tax the hell out of it for health care funding, and then don’t let people use it. These stupid people need to realize their Dollar Menu items are at much greater risk with Obama in the WH. And lets not forget the 10% tax on a tanning session for the good of Obamacare… The ladies worried about their weaves need to be concerned if/when OSHA decides beauticians are at risk from working with hair products all day.

    • Fred Zanfardino

      And let’s not forget the idiotic left wing driven incandescent light bulb ban. And in regards to smoking they also claimed the tobacco settlement money would fund anti-smoking programs, and then 99% of it ending up getting used to plug budget shortfalls caused by our politicians incompetence.

    • NCRelite

      Low information voters:

      Republicans = racist rich white guys in suits who want to tax the middle class, ban things we need, start wars, and give tax breaks to their wealthy buddies

      Democrats = tolerant humanitarians who look out for their fellow man, defenders of people’s rights, protectors of the middle class and the poor, selfless public servants

  • Terry

    I can’t believe how stupid some people can be. Tampons banned, really? The only ones to ban things are the libs. US Govt telling all public school kids what they have to eat, Bloomberg outlawing “transfats” and my personal favorite, the smoking ban. Take a legal product, tax the hell out of it for health care funding, and then don’t let people use it. These stupid people need to realize their Dollar Menu items are at much greater risk with Obama in the WH. And lets not forget the 10% tax on a tanning session for the good of Obamacare… The ladies worried about their weaves need to be concerned if/when OSHA decides beauticians are at risk from working with hair products all day.

  • Brandon Goeringer

    Lol @ “weave industry”

  • Brandon Goeringer

    Lol @ “weave industry”

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    some people have their weaves woven in a bit too tight…..it’s affecting what they call thinking.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    some people have their weaves woven in a bit too tight…..it’s affecting what they call thinking.

  • Marcy Cook

    I hope this is their attempt at making “funnies”…..otherwise I think Romney should ban weaves because these crazies have weaves that are just a tad too tight.

  • Marcy Cook

    I hope this is their attempt at making “funnies”…..otherwise I think Romney should ban weaves because these crazies have weaves that are just a tad too tight.

  • Semper Fi

    It boggles my mind how people can be this stupid.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      “It boggles my mind how people can be this stupid.”

      It boggles my mind how people can derive any sort of pleasure or comfort from it, as well.

      • Fred Zanfardino

        Not sure where you think you found people finding “comfort” in it, but for the pleasure part it’s merely a defense mechanism, if you don’t laugh at it you’ll get depressed and cry.

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

          “pleasure part it’s merely a defense mechanism”

          This is not a justification for denigrating others…

          • TomJB

            Calling stupid people “stupid” is not denigration, its description, and accurate at that.

          • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

            They are denigrating themselves and making laughingstocks of the entire Democratic Party and “the Left.”

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

            Did the individuals who believed such things not denigrate Romney?

      • Pete Futz

        No, discomfort from knowing that these morons can vote.

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

        Only ones do that are the ones they’re voting for.

      • grais

        I’m seeing lots of dis-pleasure and dis-comfort in the ignorance/stupidity displayed in those tweets.

      • grais

        I’m seeing lots of dis-pleasure and dis-comfort in the ignorance/stupidity displayed in those tweets.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

        Pleasure or comfort? How so? Can one not have an opinion about the sad state of the uninformed/misinformed voter without being labelled cruel?

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      “It boggles my mind how people can be this stupid.”

      It boggles my mind how people can derive any sort of pleasure or comfort from it, as well.

  • Semper Fi

    It boggles my mind how people can be this stupid.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Some people are too stupid to vote.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Let’s hope….

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Some people are too stupid to vote.

  • omicron123

    This is quickly transcending absurd and entering the realm of self-parody. Are they really so full of Mitt hate that they can’t hear what they sound like?

    • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

      Or perhaps there is a chance some people were making a joke and being outlandish on purpose and perhaps a few people thought it was real? Doesn’t this happen all the time? There is an entire website (snopes.com) just for this type of thing. Sometimes people are gullible and repeat stupid stuff. It happens. Malkin making this into news? That’s the real farce.

    • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

      Or perhaps there is a chance some people were making a joke and being outlandish on purpose and perhaps a few people thought it was real? Doesn’t this happen all the time? There is an entire website (snopes.com) just for this type of thing. Sometimes people are gullible and repeat stupid stuff. It happens. Malkin making this into news? That’s the real farce.

  • omicron123

    This is quickly transcending absurd and entering the realm of self-parody. Are they really so full of Mitt hate that they can’t hear what they sound like?

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    please, please, please, let me see photos of crazy white liberals dressed up in homemade costumes of hair weaves and dollar menus!!!!!!!

    • JoH113

      I’m sure there’ll be plenty on Inauguration Day. We won’t be able to miss them. They’ll be right next to the slutty binders, used tampons, and huge pink vaginas!

      • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

        and, what will the women be wearing? 😉

    • JoH113

      I’m sure there’ll be plenty on Inauguration Day. We won’t be able to miss them. They’ll be right next to the slutty binders, used tampons, and huge pink vaginas!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    please, please, please, let me see photos of crazy white liberals dressed up in homemade costumes of hair weaves and dollar menus!!!!!!!

  • CalCon10

    Don’t laugh. Each of these idiots has one vote. Or should I say, “at least” one vote.

  • CalCon10

    Don’t laugh. Each of these idiots has one vote. Or should I say, “at least” one vote.

  • Brent Guthrie

    The absurdity! What are they putting in their Kool-Aid?

  • Brent Guthrie

    The absurdity! What are they putting in their Kool-Aid?

  • DontMetaDataMeBro

    I can’t believe people this stupid have been able to survive in this world for this long. When did evolution give up?

  • DontMetaDataMeBro

    I can’t believe people this stupid have been able to survive in this world for this long. When did evolution give up?

  • TundraThunder

    Some people will believe anything. Many of them probably even believe their bad dreams . . . such as: Romney will make everyone learn how to speak and spell properly. Or, nobody can vote until they have a photo ID or spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards within 10 seconds.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      “Some people will believe anything”
      Yes – but this is where the sensibility in your statement stops.

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

        Have you seen what people are believing Romney will do? Did you read the heading tweets? Go back over the last couple of months here and see for yourself some of the sheer lunacy pouring out of the Left. It is NOT “hateful” to call nonsense what it is — which is what you just did.

      • http://twitter.com/AUBraves AUBraves

        “Some people will believe anything”
        Yes – but this is where the sensibility in your statement stops.”

        No, this is where you stop agreeing with his post.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      “Some people will believe anything”
      Yes – but this is where the sensibility in your statement stops.

  • TundraThunder

    Some people will believe anything. Many of them probably even believe their bad dreams . . . such as: Romney will make everyone learn how to speak and spell properly. Or, nobody can vote until they have a photo ID or spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards within 10 seconds.

  • stuckinIL4now

    I know these people gotta be nuts bcuz I doubt that Romney’s thoughts have ever gone anywhere near the tampon thing–not even remotely close. Second, if he has a problem with hair weaves it’s only bcuz he’s seen the awful weaves of a few Chicago aldermen. I’m sure Mitt would allow tastefully done weaves. Finally, as a businessman, Mitt knows the dollar menu is a good sales technique so he’d never ban it. But these twidiots probably should lay off the dollar menu and maybe eat something a bit more substantial bcuz I think their brains are malfunctioning due to glucose deprivation.

  • stuckinIL4now

    I know these people gotta be nuts bcuz I doubt that Romney’s thoughts have ever gone anywhere near the tampon thing–not even remotely close. Second, if he has a problem with hair weaves it’s only bcuz he’s seen the awful weaves of a few Chicago aldermen. I’m sure Mitt would allow tastefully done weaves. Finally, as a businessman, Mitt knows the dollar menu is a good sales technique so he’d never ban it. But these twidiots probably should lay off the dollar menu and maybe eat something a bit more substantial bcuz I think their brains are malfunctioning due to glucose deprivation.

  • Robin Wilson Tulloch II

    if only, he would ban weaves………..

    • Tony0920

      But then, what would fly across the set of Springer? There is a need for everything it seems.

    • Tony0920

      But then, what would fly across the set of Springer? There is a need for everything it seems.

  • Robin Wilson Tulloch II

    if only, he would ban weaves………..

  • disappearing moderate

    I believe the weave and the dollar menu deals are just a bit of “inside” humor from a group of people who weren’t likely GOP voters in the first place. Same with cotton fields and tampon themes. The binders/Big Bird/my Vagina/Cayman Islands lib drama is more annoying, and unfortunately, more apt to influence the dreaded low information voter we keep hearing so much about.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Well the “cotton fields” means they fear having to get a job when Obama’s no longer in office to give them Section 8, welfare, and foodstamps.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Well the “cotton fields” means they fear having to get a job when Obama’s no longer in office to give them Section 8, welfare, and foodstamps.

  • disappearing moderate

    I believe the weave and the dollar menu deals are just a bit of “inside” humor from a group of people who weren’t likely GOP voters in the first place. Same with cotton fields and tampon themes. The binders/Big Bird/my Vagina/Cayman Islands lib drama is more annoying, and unfortunately, more apt to influence the dreaded low information voter we keep hearing so much about.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michel.geyser Michèl Geyser

    Ok, how can they figure out to even make an account and use Twitter, when they are unable to form a coherent sentence? I am stumped.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michel.geyser Michèl Geyser

    Ok, how can they figure out to even make an account and use Twitter, when they are unable to form a coherent sentence? I am stumped.

  • Chad Felix Greene

    Its one thing to hear people speak like this, its another to see them actually type it out. I think I would have to concentrate just to destroy sentence structure the way these guys do.
    I’m not sure which is worse, the fact that they seem to believe all of the nonsense they are typing or that they type like this all of the time. :/

  • Chad Felix Greene

    Its one thing to hear people speak like this, its another to see them actually type it out. I think I would have to concentrate just to destroy sentence structure the way these guys do.
    I’m not sure which is worse, the fact that they seem to believe all of the nonsense they are typing or that they type like this all of the time. :/

  • Chad Felix Greene

    I think the moral of the story – for the past 4 years – is that absolutely no one has any idea what the President of the United States actually does, let alone what they have authority or power over. = P

  • Chad Felix Greene

    I think the moral of the story – for the past 4 years – is that absolutely no one has any idea what the President of the United States actually does, let alone what they have authority or power over. = P

  • TTTCOTTH

    These people have a collective IQ of 12

    • http://www.facebook.com/kim.andrews.980 Kim Andrews

      and thats being generous

    • http://www.facebook.com/kim.andrews.980 Kim Andrews

      and thats being generous

  • TTTCOTTH

    These people have a collective IQ of 12

  • Tony0920

    Just checked, Ebay has 14,736 search results for hairweave. Snag one today, before they’re banned along with body parts and firearms.

  • Tony0920

    Just checked, Ebay has 14,736 search results for hairweave. Snag one today, before they’re banned along with body parts and firearms.

  • drbob456x

    Let’s hear it one more time for American Public Education and the teacher unions that get fat turning out students like these.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      Yet this seems to be more our problem collectively as a society, than theirs.

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        No, it’s their problem, as they could have paid attention in school.

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        No, it’s their problem, as they could have paid attention in school.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      Yet this seems to be more our problem collectively as a society, than theirs.

  • drbob456x

    Let’s hear it one more time for American Public Education and the teacher unions that get fat turning out students like these.

  • radishthegreat

    It’s like a game of telephone. Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

  • radishthegreat

    It’s like a game of telephone. Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

  • MichaelCaldwell

    omg all the stupidity is making me sick to my stomach. if Obamao wins its because of the idiot vote. pray and don’t cease people, we need a miracle

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      At the very least, respect the office and vote him out if that is the way you feel – its “President Obama”. You are no better than those limited in language and intellect when stooping to nearly the same level

      • http://twitter.com/TheSuperL リー

        Please tell me about how much respect you had for then President Bush 43.

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

          I have had none – after voting for him in 2000, I was done. But I never, ever referred to him , while in office, as anything other than POTUS

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            I get the feeling you’re not telling the whole truth there. I’m sure on your Liberal sites you and your friends did the same thing.
            I have no respect for Obama and I won’t hide it either. He hasn’t earned my respect.

          • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

            Enjoyable that you scour these boards to pick on individuals and name call using baseless rhetoric, running from any factual engagements.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            Like you, and your troll buddies from Media Matters.

          • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

            Your go-to rebuttal of “I know you are, but what am I?” is quite tired. I’m actually glad you brought up Media Matters, though. They certainly have their share of editorial commentary, but the majority of their website is full of videos and audio of actual media representatives and actual people of interest (specifically congresspeople, senators, governors, etc) making lcaims to the masses. As opposed to Malkin’s site which is full of random tweets from the ether, with an occasional hollywood star tossed in for fun, typically being said to a group of less than 50 “followers.”

            You may also benefit from learning what a “troll” is before labeling me as one. (Notice I didn’t say name calling—you wouldn’t do that.)

          • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

            Enjoyable that you scour these boards to pick on individuals and name call using baseless rhetoric, running from any factual engagements.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            I get the feeling you’re not telling the whole truth there. I’m sure on your Liberal sites you and your friends did the same thing.
            I have no respect for Obama and I won’t hide it either. He hasn’t earned my respect.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      At the very least, respect the office and vote him out if that is the way you feel – its “President Obama”. You are no better than those limited in language and intellect when stooping to nearly the same level

  • MichaelCaldwell

    omg all the stupidity is making me sick to my stomach. if Obamao wins its because of the idiot vote. pray and don’t cease people, we need a miracle

  • Sharon Ulery Ruggieri

    God Bless their souls. They’ll believe anything…but the truth

  • http://www.facebook.com/madelyn.martine Madelyn Martine

    My gosh these women are ignorant. I now believe there should be a test to be allowed to vote. They call him “Nick” Romney, believe he’s outlawing tampons and now weaves. Idiots all.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      ” I now believe there should be a test to be allowed to vote.”

      I refuse to accept this type of speech act (as the attitude it represents) as a conservative – you are not superior to anyone. Your creed teach you that?

      • thetreyman

        actually, i do think i am superior to anyone who thinks that anyone running for office is going to ban weaves. some people enjoy wallowing in their own ignorance. i will always look upon those that choose that path as inferior until they decide to wake up and stop being used. yes they can vote, but i would urge them not to.

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

          “some people enjoy wallowing in their own ignorance.”

          Exactly – thanks for illustrating this point.

          Those that truly do not know better can not make this claim

          • thetreyman

            after reading some of your past comments i have come to the conclusion that you are no conservative. not even a moderate one, if that’s even a thing. you may well be a republican but i have my doubts. if you are then i am guessing it is the david brooks, joe scarborough school of thought. you know, the one that lets the opponents set the narrative, then accept it on behalf of others, finally rise above it and tell everyone “but i’m not like that.” your weak brand of politics is something real conservatives can do without. you have no will to fight the left and seem to think by attacking the right they will somehow look favorably on you. you have written previously that you dont like the name calling and i assume the polarization as well. too bad, we didnt start it but we will finish it. we have been called nazis, racist, sexist, ect. and you have helped perpetuate those insults in previous comments.

            so,i guess what i am trying to say is, go fuck yourself you leftist hack.

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

            “after reading some of your past comments i have come to the conclusion that you are no conservative.”

            If by conservative you mean a republican in this new day and age of republicans, you bet ya…

            I dont listen to the men you cited – and i Never called you any names, but you have – so major fail here on your part. Noting an atitude represented with a particular speech act is not putting a lable on you – its calling you out for your actions. Why is this so hard to understand?

            But I was born long before you, when republicans were still moderated and not so far to the right.

            I still believe in preserving our Constitution and not interpreting it for radical ideology, nor stooping to what you just did.

            And you are not my Judge – your speech is a perfect example of what I am talking about. You are not being all that smart spouting this type of hate, petulant name calling, and definitely not all that conservative, decent, and or even Christian, if that is your flavor.

          • thetreyman

            if by conservative do you mean 40 years in the minority? i am not willing to go back to that. you can be the lefts whipping boy if you like but i chose to actually fight for liberty. and if you think you can shame me into moderating my tone, you got the wrong guy. there is no shame in standing and fighting, sometimes in the mud, for freedom. you can take it from the left but i will not. of course, i’m still unsure whether or not you are on the left.

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

            “if by conservative do you mean 40 years in the minority?

            no , I don’t. But is also does not mean you adopt a radical ideology because you think someone is going to steal your candy, when standing up for someone who believes in something different, and deserves the same status as an American, and the freedoms that come with it.

            And with notations like “whipping boy” and non sequitur reasoning that assume I am on the left, then attempt to reason for that claim, how can anyone possible refute your omniscience on what it is to be a moderate conservative.

            Let me FTFY – by debating the issues DIRECTLY, and not be beholden to platonic ideals like name calling and false positive assertions. This board is riddled with the latter. It looks like a shark frenzy with no purpose but to hate. This is not the conservative way.

          • http://twitter.com/AUBraves AUBraves

            You have the right to think that we should play by whatever weird rules you have but we, as Americans, have the right to play by the rules we decide are appropriate. Do you not know that longevity doesn’t give you priority? .

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

            “whatever weird rules you have but we”

            You see – I am not advocating “my rules”. I am advocating the decency as outlined in our Constitution, and that of the human spirit – what is your point?

            Moreover – you don get to decide – we do that together… thanks. No one is taking away your right to speak you mind btw – but if you want to act like an ass – that is on you.

          • http://twitter.com/AUBraves AUBraves

            I overlooked the decency part of the constitution somehow. What page was that on? Is your human spirit the epitome of human spirits or do we all get our own?
            Yes, I get to decide.. I do nothing with you. That is another of your rules I refuse to play by.
            What was that long-winded speech you gave about name calling? Re-read that, please. You wrote it.
            I ‘m glad that I am getting under your skin enough to make you violate your own rules.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            It’s funny how Chris is calling everyone out, yet under all the supposed “intelligent” discourse, he is just as bad as he is saying we are.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            It’s funny how Chris is calling everyone out, yet under all the supposed “intelligent” discourse, he is just as bad as he is saying we are.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            I guess you don’t need to be here if you can’t handle it.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            I guess you don’t need to be here if you can’t handle it.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

            Did the subjects of this twitter hoax promulgation practice hate and name calling?

          • http://twitter.com/AUBraves AUBraves

            “Those that truly do not know better can not make this claim.” is the same sentence as “Those that do know better can make this claim.” You seem not to know better.. we seem to not only know better but are able to recognize you that don’t.

          • Grumpa Grumpus

            If you’d like to educate yourself on why strong language is at times appropriate, read the text of the Lincoln/Douglas debates.

            Then re-read The Bible. You mention “the good book”, but as far as I can tell from your comments you might be referring to The Little Red Book (Mao’s the author).

            I found out years ago that making assumpts can be dangerous, from a man who meant just such a thing, so I don’t assume you mean The Holy Bible, KJV

            And doesn’t it say that there are times “to reprove error in sharpness, but show a greater love thereafter”

            We’re simply at the time of sharpness.

      • http://twitter.com/BlissDesignz Tabitha Taylor

        First conservative I’ve ever come across that feels they have the authority to police speech.. That’s a liberal trait all the way. Goes with the mental disorder that is liberalism.
        Not to mention, if your so crotchety & PO’d about people having a good laugh at the antics of the loony lefties, why on earth are you even here?
        To police us by being a stick in the mud? To let us know it’s a wicked sin to have a laugh at the Obots idiocy?
        Please. I smell a ‘faux conservative’.

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

          I am not policing it – say what you will, I am pointing our that it represents a particular attitude that is not conservative, and definitely not all that decent of being human… and in fact hateful. I am all for allowing you to make a fool of yourself if that is what you want to do.

          Or is that just it that I don’t get or refuse to accept – that being a republican these days allows you not be humane in any way?

          still want to split hair – please do…

          • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

            You say you all are for letting someone make a fool of himself — what do think is happening on Twitter with those comments we’re discussing? What, when someone is acting foolish we’re not supposed to call it foolishness — as you just did?

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

            ” What, when someone is acting foolish we’re not supposed to call it foolishness — as you just did?”

            Calling it foolish is one thing, pissing on these people is quite another.

            It is foolish banter – but my reply would not be to mock them.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            We’re not supposed to say anything and if we do Mother Chris has to chastize us.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            We’re not supposed to say anything and if we do Mother Chris has to chastize us.

      • http://twitter.com/AUBraves AUBraves

        Your creed teach you that? If you were one of us wouldn’t you ask if “our” creed teaches you that. What you refuse to accept means nothing to me.

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

        Must agree. I saw someone from the Left insisting that no-one be allowed a part in the political process unless he acknowledged that the President was both a Christian and a natural-born US citizen, and not a Socialist in any way, and that anyone who expressed such doubts was obviously too ignorant to participate.

      • Grumpa Grumpus

        Owning property OR owning & running a business is a great test!

        It is logical, has historical precedent, and it allows us to surmount the problem that has plagued every tepublic since Rome: the freeloaders out numbering and voting to steal the fruits of those who labor.

        There nothing inherently unconservative in a voting test, per se, it comes down to what.the test is.

        And, yes, I am superior to Progressives.

        I’m a nonagenarian and the test of a long lifetime has proved me.

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        You act exactly like a Liberal, overly touchy, easily offended, and with a superiority complex.

        • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

          You get tired of losing fact based arguments and decide to come to this post to denigrate other people and label them things, huh? Makes sense. It’s much easier to name-call than it is to have a discussion of fact and consequence.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            I didn’t call anyone a name in this comment tree. I said “Like a Liberal”. Re-read, it might help you in the long run. How come you’re trolling, are you mad because you keep losing every fact based argument?

          • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

            Copy and paste; the best tool for a great discussion.

        • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

          You get tired of losing fact based arguments and decide to come to this post to denigrate other people and label them things, huh? Makes sense. It’s much easier to name-call than it is to have a discussion of fact and consequence.

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        You act exactly like a Liberal, overly touchy, easily offended, and with a superiority complex.

      • http://www.facebook.com/madelyn.martine Madelyn Martine

        No…my common sense.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

        You fundamentally disagree that the populace should not make an informed choice? I suppose the evil Thomas Jefferson or James Madison were wrong according to your view, eh?

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      ” I now believe there should be a test to be allowed to vote.”

      I refuse to accept this type of speech act (as the attitude it represents) as a conservative – you are not superior to anyone. Your creed teach you that?

  • http://www.facebook.com/madelyn.martine Madelyn Martine

    My gosh these women are ignorant. I now believe there should be a test to be allowed to vote. They call him “Nick” Romney, believe he’s outlawing tampons and now weaves. Idiots all.

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    “Imma go CRAZY”. … >>> Imma love doze Nick Romeny get out ‘da vote ‘fo Obama rumors. These people couldn’t find a voting booth and vote Obama without a democrat operative leading them there and marking the ballot for them.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      Yet this seems to be more our problem collectively as a society, than theirs.

      • drbob456x

        It is now.

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

          It always was – from its initiation on. Playing like children throwing insults around is not the conservative way. I find no pleasure in this, and its definitely not productive or lending to solve the problem.

          • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

            “Imma go CRAZY”

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

            You already are… really. To think you are proactively lending any knowledge or well being to the situation… is the real insanity.

            Do you really think you are standing out leading with a statement like this?

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            Oh so YOU get to degrade others, but you call out other people. Hypocrite.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            Oh so YOU get to degrade others, but you call out other people. Hypocrite.

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

            You already are… really. To think you are proactively lending any knowledge or well being to the situation… is the real insanity.

            Do you really think you are standing out leading with a statement like this?

          • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

            “Imma go CRAZY”

          • http://twitter.com/BlissDesignz Tabitha Taylor

            Go home faux conservative. You’re completely exposed in who you really are & what you really represent.

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

            Oh – so you are the smart one. I forgot. Yes master.

            Tell me – how is preserving and ounce of humanity not conservative? Did your preacher teach you that?

          • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

            I’m sorry, you’re not making any sense again. Exactly what are you trying to say?

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

          It always was – from its initiation on. Playing like children throwing insults around is not the conservative way. I find no pleasure in this, and its definitely not productive or lending to solve the problem.

      • drbob456x

        It is now.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      Yet this seems to be more our problem collectively as a society, than theirs.

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    “Imma go CRAZY”. … >>> Imma love doze Nick Romeny get out ‘da vote ‘fo Obama rumors. These people couldn’t find a voting booth and vote Obama without a democrat operative leading them there and marking the ballot for them.

  • JeffWRidge

    I heard that Romney was going to ban oxygen too. Really!

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      And water.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      And water.

    • http://twitter.com/TypeOFace Bartman

      Folks gonna have to get their oxygen in their mama’s name.

    • http://twitter.com/TypeOFace Bartman

      Folks gonna have to get their oxygen in their mama’s name.

  • JeffWRidge

    I heard that Romney was going to ban oxygen too. Really!

  • tjp77

    This is insane. I cannot even wrap my head around the fact that people this stupid even exist.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      What are you doing about it?

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

        What are YOU doing about it?

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

          I help people learn to read; mentor kids at at minds matter; teach baseball for USSSA sanctioned little league… you?

          • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

            Are you teaching them that it is impolite to abuse their Twitter accounts to make death threats?
            http://twitchy.com/2012/10/09/new-civility-obama-supporters-threaten-to-riot-if-romney-wins/

            http://twitchy.com/2012/10/14/death-threats-against-mitt-romney-proliferate/

            http://twitchy.com/2012/10/17/post-presidential-debate-obama-supporters-renew-vows-to-murder-mitt-romney/

            I devote about 13 hours a day to my work and support my own six children, my wife, and even a grandson. I have taught my six to speak correctly and temperately, and to the best of my knowledge none has ever made threats of violence against presidential candidates or threats of mayhem pending the outcome of an election, nor trolled an internet site pretending to be someone they weren’t.

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

            “I devote about 13 hours a day to my work and support my own six children, my wife, and even a grandson.”

            good for you… so do I.

            What is your point?

            Are you insinuating that I teach people to hate, when I am here railing against that very thing?

            Not a very thought out comment now, is it.

          • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

            No of course not. But I know you’re just trolling now and not trying to engage in any kind of meaningful dialog, so I shall simply flag your comments and disregard you. Good evening sir.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            Oh but according to Chris they wouldn’t know any better.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            Oh but according to Chris they wouldn’t know any better.

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        If they applied themselves in school, they would gain an education.

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        If they applied themselves in school, they would gain an education.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      What are you doing about it?

    • http://www.facebook.com/pjcitro Paul J. Citro

      They vote also!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/pjcitro Paul J. Citro

      They vote also!!

  • tjp77

    This is insane. I cannot even wrap my head around the fact that people this stupid even exist.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

    After a good look at about 50 or so of these comments – not one person has been abashed or tempered in their thought or statements.

    Obviously the dialect is from the street and used predominately by minorities – of brown skin – that are poor, not educated, and beholden to a culture many of us either don’t understand nor agree with.

    …but this does not give anyone a right to piss on them in this manner. As “stupid” or “needing a test” to vote – you are merely stooping to a level of self righteousness that has nothing to do with “doing the right thing” and beneath the very people you mock.

    …as a conservative, this is why I will not be supporting or registering as a republican ever again. This is not what the good book teaches, nor what conservatism is about.

    I will not subscribe to the nascent petulant sociopathic behavior of the new republican party.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Run away little troll. Shoo. Shoo!

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

        I am pretty sure you are the only one trolling… why not refute something instead? Blogs are about discussion – or don’t you know?

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Typical Liberal: Free speech for me but not for thee.
      Just because someone is poor doesn’t mean they cannot be educated. My Mother was poor yet she was literate. Why can’t these dregs of society be? And I hate to break your stereotype, but Caucasians who are uneducated can resort to illiteracy like the above too.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Typical Liberal: Free speech for me but not for thee.
      Just because someone is poor doesn’t mean they cannot be educated. My Mother was poor yet she was literate. Why can’t these dregs of society be? And I hate to break your stereotype, but Caucasians who are uneducated can resort to illiteracy like the above too.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

    After a good look at about 50 or so of these comments – not one person has been abashed or tempered in their thought or statements.

    Obviously the dialect is from the street and used predominately by minorities – of brown skin – that are poor, not educated, and beholden to a culture many of us either don’t understand nor agree with.

    …but this does not give anyone a right to piss on them in this manner. As “stupid” or “needing a test” to vote – you are merely stooping to a level of self righteousness that has nothing to do with “doing the right thing” and beneath the very people you mock.

    …as a conservative, this is why I will not be supporting or registering as a republican ever again. This is not what the good book teaches, nor what conservatism is about.

    I will not subscribe to the nascent petulant sociopathic behavior of the new republican party.

  • littleones

    LOL- just last week I told my 9 year old that Obama was gonna outlaw milkshakes! And he actually believed me!!!

  • Delroy_Monjo

    Obama taxed tanning beds! I shall vote Romney/Ryan for the WIN!

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Did you know Obama’s BANNING tanning beds? That would make a good rumor.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Did you know Obama’s BANNING tanning beds? That would make a good rumor.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    if we started a rumor that obama is going to ban the dollar menu, would these people support it or just not believe it… you know they wouldn’t bother to fall for it.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Considering they’re okay with banning over 16 oz. sodas in New York and Michelle’s need for limiting what people eat–yes they would be all right with it.

      • orringtonmom (D)

        but i mean, if you walked up to one of these brain trusts and said that obama wanted to ban the dollar menu, they would probably, “naw, that ain’t true.” or “yeah, cuz it’s bad for you.” it wouldn’t be worth a total tweet freak out to them.

        • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

          Ohhhh yeah you’re right.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Considering they’re okay with banning over 16 oz. sodas in New York and Michelle’s need for limiting what people eat–yes they would be all right with it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000144958245 Iris Tedder

    Could u people be more STUPID????? Romney couldn’t care ‘less’ about your hair weaves, U people are so ridiculously ignorant its pathetic. You will allow or tolerate Michelle obamas Ignorance on BANNING certain food when she herself DEFINITELY isn’t banning any of her OWN food (Do as I say…NOT as I do). This is just too ignorant to even read. Amazing how such stupidity can get so out of hand….Geeez

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

    Twitchy – where its OK to be a bigot and trash anyone that has a different view point; that is poor, or just doesn’t know any better; because we here at Twitchy are the kindest, most thoughtful, and most decent – what god intended.

    Yeah, Lets let all the stupid people die in the gutter.

    • disqus_CR25ev2Z1s

      I have a feeling that if it were rednecks making these comments, you wouldn’t feel the same way.

      By the way, someone who commonly throws around the word bigot as often as you do has no claim om the concept of kindness or tolerance.

      If you did, you wouldn’t resort to these insults. As always with liberals, only other people are expected to be tolerant.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

        I dont care what demographic makes the statement – that’s not the point.

        Pointing it out – does not make one “it” This is a major non sequitur flaw in such line of argumentation. They are not insults when you are standing up to the transgressions itself…

        Does the police become a burglar when arresting one that pilfers? Or how about the one that reports the act to the police in the first place? ITs the most juvenile line of thinking there is.

        Did martin Luther King suddenly become a racist for pointing out how bad racism was institutionalized? hardly…

        or how about when Lincoln pointed out the slavery was probably a bad thing – did he instantly become one? Not at all…

        I am not the quality of person these men were – but that does not mean we can not police ourselves – in fact, both of these men asked that we stand up for a better way of doing things… that is real conservatism – conserving the tenants of domestic tranquility, and blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity… not chasing senseless hate an bigotry down a rabbit hole.

        • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

          Yet you call us “sociopaths.” Way to go, Captain Kindness.
          “Did martin Luther King (sic) suddenly become a racist for pointing out how bad racism was institutionalized?” Accusing another of racism where there is none for the sole purpose of stirring up racial animus certainly is itself racist. Nice try though, play again.

          • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

            PS — if you want to see “senseless hate,” go see the threads here threatening the lives of Romney, and Stacey Dash, and Mia Love, and just about any other conservative.

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

            I have – and I don’t see that coming from anybody but the same kind that I am referring to. sorry. the demographic or target is irrelevant – its the act that equates.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            Chris is just another Media Matters troll hypocrite. *le sigh*

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            Chris is just another Media Matters troll hypocrite. *le sigh*

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

            What’s you point – you have not made any with this remark aside an ad hominem post – what are you refuting? Or don’t you know?

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

            “Yet you call us “sociopaths.”

            I called a description of those getting off on the denigration of others, “sociopaths”…

            …if that is you by your own acceptance, than that is be your own admission.

            here , let me help you out:
            http://pss.sagepub.com/content/early/2012/01/04/0956797611421206.abstract

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

            “Yet you call us “sociopaths.”

            I called a description of those getting off on the denigration of others, “sociopaths”…

            …if that is you by your own acceptance, than that is be your own admission.

            here , let me help you out:
            http://pss.sagepub.com/content/early/2012/01/04/0956797611421206.abstract

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Run away now, little troll. Shoo!

  • http://twitter.com/wagoncircler John Mullins

    Not one of these imbeciles were ever going to vote for Mitt. Not one vote lost to this silliness.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      My point exactly – whats the value on trashing these people? sociopaths get off on demeaning others… take a look at the list of the posts below….

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        Idiocy is funny.

        • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

          Sure, can be funny. The question, I think, is what are YOU doing to better yourself, others, and your country? Is your idea of patriotism pointing and laughing at others, slinging mud, and perpetuating misinformation “for laughs”?

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            Well I worked for the Military for 5 years, given money to charity. However, you love to do mudslinging yourself, so really your posts are hypocritical in nature….

        • http://twitter.com/kyleco kyleco

          Sure, can be funny. The question, I think, is what are YOU doing to better yourself, others, and your country? Is your idea of patriotism pointing and laughing at others, slinging mud, and perpetuating misinformation “for laughs”?

  • Susancnw

    Wow….and the absolute HORRID grammar and speech patterns. Ebonics anyone?

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

      Are you willing to teach them english proper?

      As someone formerly trained with a linguistic and philosophy degree – I don’t think its the grammatical transgressions that are the most important aspect of what is being said… its the mentality that is represented from those that simply do not know any better. Ebonics, NetSpeak, the “idiolect”, English, Southern English dialects, UK English, etc.. – no difference – its all natural language.

      Maybe if we taught them something – anything – we wouldn’t care about the grammar. I mean its easy to find many people that speak conversational english just fine, and still don’t know what they are saying. I am sure you agree here – as would anyone.

      What is it then, that is really appalling, if its not grammar itself.

      • WVS

        Obvious troll is obvious, but I’ll bite. You, sir, make a lot of claims about your qualifications and your time spent parenting and volunteering. They may well be true, and if they are, I respect your efforts. However, a quick scroll down indicates that you spend most of your time trolling this page. A quick click on your profile gives the lie to the self-righteous persona you’ve adopted for the purposes of this particular thread. You make a habit of calling others “douche bags,” “f***tards,” “f***ing crazy,” and “fascists,” among other nasty names. You insult opponents so frequently that you’ve recently used the same tired stereotype twice: “Put down that Pabst Blue Ribbon and go brush that tooth.” That’s surprising, coming from such a gold-hearted advocate for the uneducated. Your profile also proves that you have no conservative leanings but regularly stand up for Obama–seldom to defend his record, merely to smear Romney and say vile things about conservatives. Incidentally, I find the phrase “formerly trained” to be quite apt, as you can no longer distinguish “its” from “it’s” and most likely meant “formally.” Stop posing as a moral authority, a conservative, and an academic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kathleen.cookbrewer Kathleen Cook Brewer

    And the sad part is, a lot of these idiots will probably go and vote for the first time ever. And most of them have probably procreated. Can Romney just ban stupidity?

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Shirley,they can’t be serious….

    • thetreyman

      yes, and dont call me shirley.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kim.andrews.980 Kim Andrews

    I myself am anti-weave. I hope they go the way of the jheri curl. Fake, expensive, time consuming and so played out. I will never waste my time and money on a weave. I would think that true black Obama supporters would scoff at weaves anyway. After all weaves are straight white hair. How are these women calling Romney supporters “uncle tom” at the same time wearing a weave? Makes no sense.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Straight white hair? Don’t they come in other colors besides white? I’ve seen black, red, purple, green, blonde, etc. colors of weaves. Oooohhh Caucasian hair.

  • afvet4america

    Breaking NEWS! Romney serving Big Bird on that there dalla menu ! LOL

  • Melissa BossyBoots Votano

    You know if people had to have an ID to sign up for Twitter……yeah we wouldn’t have all this nonsense to deal with.

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    Remember!
    Dolla’ Menu Make Obama Holla’!

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      HOLLA’ at yo mama Obama! Or some such.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    Wow, a bunch of idiots up there and “believe anything” zombies. Also, aren’t Liberals the ones whining everytime they THINK Romney is in the pocket of China (when it’s really Obama)? Now the majority want America to stay in the pocket of China? What?! Dey CRAY-ZAY yo.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

    here is something interesting all of you should read – while you are out there holding onto ideologies and calling everyone idots…

    http://pss.sagepub.com/content/early/2012/01/04/0956797611421206.abstract

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

    here is something interesting all of you should read – while you are out there holding onto ideologies and calling everyone idots…

    http://pss.sagepub.com/content/early/2012/01/04/0956797611421206.abstract

  • Guest

    Do you seriously believe that he has nothing more serious than weaves. And dollar meals to deal with?

  • Guest

    Do you seriously believe that he has nothing more serious than weaves. And dollar meals to deal with?

  • my preciousss!!

    what a sad case of humanity.

  • my preciousss!!

    what a sad case of humanity.

  • $7421226

    just reading them spell like they talk is the funniest & most tragic atrocity they’re perping on normal hardworking intelligent Americans yet. they are past ignorant, they’s ig’nant.

  • DANEgerus

    I’d support a weight limit for spandex… it really needs to be the law.

  • SideTraKd

    Doesn’t matter. Anyone stupid enough to buy this crap is already a Democrat voter.

  • Michael Rice

    Every time you think the intelligence pool has been drained to its stink slimy rock hard bottom, some more idiotic, buffons crawl out form underneath a rock, rent a super charged shop vac and drain another drop or two out of the pool liner.
    Seriosuly, instagram is now a news source? I mena, I get it, MSNBC, ABC, etc all suck, but really, instagram?
    How can he ban the weave? i thought he was killing all the blacks. Why would he get rid of the dollar menu? WOuldn’t that be teh easy way to posing them, instead of fired chicken?
    Where do you mrons get this crap? better question, is “The Weave” really the biggest issue in your pitiful lives?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/KDX6MKQ3V5OZ3RG5FXUQIAJ5DU John

    Wow. There’s an opportunity for some real fun…er…chaos with this. Start a rumor that the EPA will declare discarded hair weaves a wildlife hazard (choking?). Start another one that the EPA will declare skin moisturizer harmful to some obscure tadpole. You could go on and on with it and drive some people *really* bat-guano crazy.

  • Derrick Murray

    Is it time to revisit literacy tests to vote?

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/KDX6MKQ3V5OZ3RG5FXUQIAJ5DU John

      I think passing the citizenship test would be a reasonable requirement.

  • pixelsmith24

    Did anyone else burst into laughter reading these Tweets?

  • http://twitter.com/B0BAL00 B0BAL00

    What is a weave?

  • The_Original

    These people vote???

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Warren/100001648091118 Stephanie Warren

    Are these people retarded?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

    Yeah – because overt bigotry – that’s the new American way. I though we liked our bigotry kept under wraps here?

  • disqus_CR25ev2Z1s

    Oh, wow, so pointing out the absurdity of the uninformed now makes one a sociopath?

    You’re not really one to take about things like bigotry and hate, sweetheart. Liberals aren’t the only ones who get to have opinions.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Run away little troll. Shoo!

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    Well since the Left is the party of bigotry, no it’s not kept under wraps.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    Well since the Left is the party of bigotry, no it’s not kept under wraps.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

    You say this with out knowing the quote I responded to, and as it was deleted; major fail on your presumptuous attack.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Amen! If you want some more hot ammo, go visit “Black & Right,” which gives an even more exhaustive analysis of “The Democrat Race Lie” and also busts “The Dixiecrat Myth.”

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/BBJWCSI2WEMAEX4OYBQEZLIKNE Chris

    The year is 2012 now – it would be nice if we stop appealing to out of context history to try and justify the travesty that goes on now in our government.

    I am pro life – but I refuse to give up my choice to choose just that, and worship the way I want. Democrats and Republicans are notorious for flipping and flopping on any coin… I’d rather those right remain with the people to be free….

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    Did you or did you not call Marty insane or crazy? You do not know if he or she is classified as such.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    Did you or did you not call Marty insane or crazy? You do not know if he or she is classified as such.