Shockah! Obama endorses Elizabeth ‘Running Joke’ Warren

Say it ain’t so!

Sure. She’ll get right on creating jobs and opportunity. Just as soon as she’s done creating her Cherokee heritage.

And we were so sure he’d throw his support behind Scott Brown.

But, you know, the president kinda has a thing for plagiarists. And lying liars who lie.


Fauxcahontas is thrilled, natch.

More from the president’s endorsement:

“Elizabeth Warren will be a strong, tireless and determined advocate for the people of Massachusetts, building on her remarkable record of working to help middle class families get ahead,” said President Obama. “Her life’s work has been helping ordinary Americans get the fair shot they need and deserve. Elizabeth’s passionate advocacy on behalf of consumers led to the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. The agency is now protecting people from being taken advantage of by powerful companies. I know I can count on Elizabeth to stand with me to create jobs and opportunity for the people of Massachusetts and keep our country moving forward.”

  • Danny Wheeler


  • Jimni27

    Sitting Bull and Fauxahontas. Perfect.

  • Jack Deth


    Endorsing by E-Mail?… Shades of Wisconsin!

    Don’t know if this is a positive. Feels much more like a peeved ‘I’ve gotta do my homework’ negative. Fauxcahontas will get no bounce from this wasted effort.

    Could Obama be morphing into ‘Typhoid Larry’ amongst his own minions?

  • TocksNedlog

    Well, they do share that common bond of claiming “special status” on their college applications, and they both made stuff up for their biographies; also, she gave him “you didn’t build that,” which has worked out so well for him.

  • TocksNedlog

    They’re like the new Donny & Marie!
    She’s 1/32 Cherokee, he’s 31/32 full of shit.

  • TocksNedlog

    — Dances With Truths endorsed by Lies Wearing Mom Jeans
    — Running Joke endorsed by Running On Empty
    — She Who Steals Recipes endorsed by He Who Eats Dog

    • TugboatPhil


    • nc

      Thank you! I needed a good laugh today!

  • TugboatPhil

    Undocumented President Endorses Undocumented Cherokee

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      Hear Here!
      (It’s the original of the accolade… now, doesn’t it make more sense?)

      I am worried, though, that Fauxhontas would make sure “families get what they deserve”…
      What Progressives thing the Hoi Paloi deserve is evident in their demeanor and what they do.

      It frightens sane people…

      • TugboatPhil

        Grumpa, they’ve already proven by their voting record that they think we deserve Death Panels.

  • TocksNedlog

    Where’s the agency that protects people from patronizing, pandering, Democratic politicos preying, playing on puzzlements and perplexity, and promoting panic among John Q. Public? Huh? Where?!

    • Louis Neff

      perhaps peoria? probably pittsburgh or possibly pasedena