Wow. Give it up already. You don't get a participation trophy on this one. MT @RickMoore: Obama: If you read the transcript I won the...—
Joel Thomas (@jt1701a) October 14, 2012
If his delusions of grandeur weren’t so frightening, this would just be sad now. As Twitchy reported, President Delusions at first thought he won the Denver debate, and strutted off-stage convinced his performance was awesome. Then, he admitted that he lost the debate, but only because he was just too darn polite!
Now he’s back to believing he won. The only reason everyone and their mothers think he lost? They don’t get the nuance-y nuance of the debate transcript. If only dumb rubes would read (if those bitter clingers even can read!), they’d see he totally won!
This is not a parody.
More from The Examiner:
President Obama told a Miami radio host yesterday that he never thought, during last week’s presidential debate, that Mitt Romney got the better of him.
“That’s not actually how I thought about it,” Obama said on the Michael YO! Show when asked if there was a moment when he knew he was losing last week. “I do think that on television it was clear that I was being too restrained when Mr. Romney was telling his tall tales. But the truth is, when you read the transcript, everything I said was true and a lot of what he said was not.”
Twitter users are gasping for breath.
Liberal Moonbattery: "If People Read The Transcript, They’ll Think I Won The Debate." ~ @BarackObama washingtonexaminer.com/obama-if-peopl… @StefCutter WTF?—
Rorschach Justice (@InfidelJustice) October 14, 2012
Obama thinks people will think he won debate if they read transcript. And I'm going to assume he wasn't kidding. washingtonexaminer.com/obama-if-peopl…—
David Limbaugh (@DavidLimbaugh) October 14, 2012
More blame now medias fault re debate must be nice to live in world where NOTHING is your fault #romneyryan2012 #nobama washingtonexaminer.com/obama-if-peopl…—
Paige-Alyse (@PESforUSA) October 14, 2012
Even sadder? What happens when President Obama gets wind of this?
That’s right. Even lefty Ezra Klein already said the transcript of the debate is even worse.
What will Obama blame next? He can’t blame his dog for eating his debate prep notes. Because, you know, that whole eating dogs thing.