Alternate reality: Obama says if you stupid people would just read transcript, you’d see he won debate

If his delusions of grandeur weren’t so frightening, this would just be sad now. As Twitchy reported, President Delusions at first thought he won the Denver debate, and strutted off-stage convinced his performance was awesome. Then, he admitted that he lost the debate, but only because he was just too darn polite!

Now he’s back to believing he won. The only reason everyone and their mothers think he lost? They don’t get the nuance-y nuance of the debate transcript. If only dumb rubes would read (if those bitter clingers even can read!), they’d see he totally won!

This is not a parody.

More from The Examiner:

President Obama told a Miami radio host yesterday that he never thought, during last week’s presidential debate, that Mitt Romney got the better of him.

“That’s not actually how I thought about it,” Obama said on the Michael YO! Show when asked if there was a moment when he knew he was losing last week. “I do think that on television it was clear that I was being too restrained when Mr. Romney was telling his tall tales. But the truth is, when you read the transcript, everything I said was true and a lot of what he said was not.”

Twitter users are gasping for breath.


Even sadder? What happens when President Obama gets wind of this?

That’s right. Even lefty Ezra Klein already said the transcript of the debate is even worse.

What will Obama blame next? He can’t blame his dog for eating his debate prep notes. Because, you know, that whole eating dogs thing.

  • TheAmishDude

    This is telling me that the internal polling and/or focus groups are saying that the debate was a real loser for Obama and changed peoples’ votes. He can’t let it go.

  • William J. Miller

    “Uh…[awkward pause]…millionaires and billionaires should pay their fair share…”

    I guess that would be a money statement, if read from the transcript.

  • radjahshelduck

    “If people read transcript, they’ll think I won last debate.” How unfortunate for you then, Mr. President, that so many of your supporters are illiterate.

    • conservativechick

      If ANYONE had a chance to read the OBAMACARE bill before we found out what was IN IT we might not HAVE Obamacare, either.

      • SAndrews

        Beat me to it!

      • $30423294

        Elaine, you just made my day. Oh the tasty irony: this man who defiled our country with his despicable health care takeover by HOPING TO GOD nobody would read the bill is about to suffer a landslide defeat because people will never read the transcript of what HE believes is a masterful debate performance,

        This is rich. Thank you, Elaine.

  • JGMZ

    The only thing he won was the competition to see who said “uh” more.

  • conservativechick

    Just WAIT until Tues nite. You thought Joe was huge JERK? Obama will come out with the gloves on and HE ALSO won’t care if he tells the truth or not, as long as it appears he “bullied” Romney into not speaking and making people think he “WON.” That’s ALL they have left.. intimidation and ridicule. How SAD.

    • Owen007

      Problem for Obama is that he’s such a thin-skinned weenie, he caves under any pressure after his so-called posturing. Remember how he got asked a difficult question during debt ceiling negotiations and just walked out of the room?

      • Maria

        He did the same to PM Netanyahu.

    • greyfox

      I doubt Romney will let him get away with intimidation and ridicule, Obama is in with a heavy weight who knows his stuff and believes in America. Obama has not been challenged from the very start, the MSM has let him believe all the hype, now that the gloves will be off he may find it a bit hard to deal with the truth. He certainly doesn’t scare Romney that was obvious in the first debate. He has to deal with his record and that record ain’t good.

      • Laura Thompson

        I think you just hit on the main factor that will put Romney in the White House – Romney most definitely DOES believe in America and her citizens whereas Obama sees little good in either, despite his lip service to the contrary. If he did he wouldn’t have set about dismantling our country and our collective pride. I’ve thought more and more of the interviews with folks during the Reagan-Mondale run up to that election – Time after time reporters would ask who the people were voting for. An overwhelming number of people who self-identified as Democrat said they were voting for Reagan because he made them to be PROUD to be American as opposed to the Malaise the Democrats under Carter instilled…this worm is turning at exactly the right time.

    • dennylee60

      Obama really can’t do that. Part (probably the only part left) of his charm is that man thinks he is a really nice and hence the favorable view of him. If he pulls a Baden, he really has nothing left.

  • RIChris

    He’s right. If you read the transcript, he won. If you didn’t read the transcript, he lost. Hey, Mr. President! You’re not going to believe how many people didn’t read the transcript.

    • Maria

      He lost no matter what, actually.

  • Owen007

    Once again, why does Team Obama think that constantly reminding people of what happened in Denver is a good strategy? Seriously, that loss must have really rattled Obama’s cage for him and his goon squad to keep talking about it.

    • greyfox

      He thinks he’s preparing for Romney, and what does he think Romney will be doing at the debate, cowering in fear? With his record he couldn’t possibly prepare enough. Obama is delusional his political capital has all been spent and he has very few true believers left. Romney/Ryan in a landslide, the momentum is building at a tremendous rate. At long last someone who believes in America and we sure need that.

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    He means the official transcript just released by the Ministry of Truth.

  • Jimni27

    Honestly his narcissism is starting to scare me.

    • louisiana_mom

      What is scary is a narcissist’s rage when they can’t get their way, they lash out at those who have rejected him. I fear what this man will do when he loses the election…

      • Jimni27

        I think he will take out his rage during the next debate. His own people want him to be cocky like Biden. I hope he is bc that will just turn off the undecideds imo.

    • syvyn11

      “starting”? Hell, it scared me the when he was debating Hillary. Remember in 2008 with the seal that looked like the Presidential seal?

      • Jimni27

        I wasn’t as into politics then as I am now so yeah, lol.

  • Rich Davie

    Not only is Obama a delusional divisive narcissist, he’s truly a megalomaniac.

    He’s the 4th greatest President in the history of America… just ask him. 😉

    He’s a legend in his own mind… but history will reflect that the Obama regime’s only legacy is that his complete ineptitude & corruption was the worst chapter in American history.

    • Maria

      I had to save that picture to my harddrive. It’s great! Putting it on my Facebook too with credit to you. 😀

      • Rich Davie

        Thanks Di Sunderland… I have a Facebook account, but I rarely use it.

        I have more on my political Facebook page, but not under the name of Rich Davie.

        My Rich Davie Facebook page is more for my MMA hobby & MMA friends.

        I try to maintain a separate account for posting anything politically related since those not in favor of the Obama regime are often ridiculed as racists for stating what is obvious to sane and rational individuals.

        I got drawn into Twitchy with my Rich Davie name by following Michelle Malkin on Twitter.

        Next time I log into Facebook, I’ll look for you and send a friend request.

    • Rich Davie

      I decided to include the definition for liberals, since they typically aren’t capable of understanding or using words with more than one syllable :

      Megalomaniac : a pathological egotist.

      Megalomania is a psycho-pathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of power, relevance, or omnipotence.

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Remember folks, you gotta have HOPE!

    • J.N. Ashby

      I’ve heard Hope Floats… Ugh…That movie was awful.

  • greyfox

    I can’t believe Obama said that, even he couldn’t be that stupid.

    • Chevypowered

      Um, “yes he can!”

  • Tony0920

    Next February, from Hawaii.. “I think i won the election”.

    • Maria

      He will most likely go insane and live out another four years of Presidency in his head.

  • Brett McMicken

    Mr. Eye-Candy, to take a page from your notebook: you didn’t win that!

  • Brett McMicken

    kinda his way of dealing with terrorist attacks

  • Guy_Montag_OG

    w.r.t. The One’s Proclamation: Wow! Merriam-Webster is working furiously to re-define the word “Hubris”.

  • Cosmic Girl

    Bwahaha…LOL…bwahaha..hee-hee-hee…LOL…bwahaha…Oh, he’s serious?

  • G.

    In that little room inside his head, where he watched the debate…perhaps he did win. But that little room inside his head is inside his body which should be inside a straight jacket……How long until he implodes????

  • Marty Luther

    Obama says he won? In the words of Joe Biden, “yuk yuk heehee giggle snort bubububup”

  • Table 12

    obama read transcript of his daily intelligence brief so that’s how he was able to thwart the benghazi raid and save the ambassador’s life all on his way to vegas!

  • Junie3

    When he loses the presidency will he think he won? They will have to carry him out of there.

  • clb2012now

    What I want from the
    next debate is civility and upfront answers to the American posing the
    questions. I don’t want rhetoric that is
    spouted from the campaigns. I don’t want
    inflammatory remarks directed at the
    other candidate. I want a short
    explanation of what caused the “question” and how the candidate
    thinks it should be resolved.

    What I feared with
    Obama’s “Hope & Change”, each person interpreted it in their own
    way has happened. Obama never said what
    that change would be in 2008. It is why we are so driven for specifics this go
    round We need to be looking at skills, abilities, and experience right

    The media is not
    helping us get answers either. Report
    the facts and leave the opinion out of it.
    Then when you spout opinion, make sure it is obvious that it is opinion. Be fair to both candidates in every way
    possible. That means reporting
    everything not deciding what is worth reporting.

    Americans need to
    learn how to debate with civility not political correctness. It is okay to differ or disagree. It doesn’t mean the other person is a LIAR
    just that they see it differently. It
    doesn’t mean that the person is not concerned or looking at both sides. Take
    the name calling out of politics and put respect back in.

    Statistics are a
    tool and often they are right but they may not mean what you think they
    mean. The opinion part of statistics is
    what they are defined to mean. The
    opinion part is also the assumptions that
    have to be made to calculate the statistics. The only statistic that matters is the
    election results on November 6th.

  • Mr. Shy

    We have a horrible economy, raging violence in the M.E., our Ambassador and 3 other Americans slaughtered, 16 trillion dollars in debt and climbing… and this cretin and is VP clown are chuckling in debates, hobnobbing with celebs, partying & fundraising endlessly and hitting the TV talk show circuit 24/7.

    We seriously need to kick Dumb & Dumber to the curb.

    Enjoy 14 minutes of “fast & furious” COMEDY GOLD… Like it / share it / repost it…

    – Romney, Ryan, Shy 2013

  • $30423294

    Then perhaps Fox News should rebroadcast the debate. Slowly and with frequent pauses to let it really sink into the national consciousness.

  • vetgal1970

    After viewing a fatal accident, most people do not drive around the block to look at it again.

    • Donna Acosta

      I’m sure i wouldn’t revisit the scene and say, “Well, if you look at the pictures, it would appear as though no one died.”

  • [email protected]

    This guy is completely delusional. The MSM and his followers make him worse

  • orringtonmom (D)

    well, if the transcript includes lines like this, i doubt it:

    obama [finally looks up, super glazed look on face]: uh….

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  • Kelly England McDonald

    Obama what color is the sky……in your world??!!

  • Kelly England McDonald

    Typical liberal BS LIE+LIIExRepeatition=the new truth….TADA

    • Maria

      For people of a weak mind, if you repeat something enough, they’ll believe it. See Liberals. Same with Obama and himself, and Joe “Chuckles” Biden.

  • B0BAL00

    Nobody ever reads the transcript. Just sayin

  • Melody Canterberry

    Let’s see – “Uh, uh, um, Bush’s fault, um, um, uh, inherited a mess, uh, uh, um,” ad nauseum. If you take out all of the ums, uhs, and stutters, you could probably edit his actual talk time to two pages. And that two pages is nothing but the SOS he’s been spewing for the last three and a half years.

  • PittiPatch78

    BO: your base doesn’t work, much less read with any comprehension. Give it up, buddy. You were MIA at the debate. Accept that. And then get some help for your delusional self.

  • John Hanover

    The photo still from when the debate was over Mitt Romney full smile standing tall waving to the cameras and crowd, whilst Barack Obama was slightly hunched and somewhat smiling with his arm only slightly raised assuming a posture of ” I’m ready to run off this stage ” spoke clearly to me who won the debate. Even if you turn off the sound and excuse all the nervous noises coming from Obama trying to answer any question, his inability to look at Mitt Romney and his inability to stand upright throughout most would give anyone objectively looking at the debate a clear and concise view of who the victor was, it wasn’t Obama. He was ” too nice ” that’s like saying a tackle dummy was being kind in letting a fully padded football player knock it to the ground, or a speed bag was being flexible in letting a boxer punch it repeatedly to increase their punching speed. Is the transcript Obama talking about in two-ply that would be more the reading material of his supporters.

  • Penmar

    Hope he performs as magnificently as last time which was only in his own mind, so we can get on with winning this election.

  • Maria

    No, Obama, you didn’t win the debate in any fashion whether we listen to it or read it. You lied repeatedly, over and over, whereas Romney did his research to everything he said and retorted with facts and charisma, and debunked your poorly dictated schpiel. But, you know, your loyal zombie followers will keep tauting the whole “Romney lied during the debate” schtick over and over, so you can relish that, even though fact and truth says the contrary..

  • Victor Kahuro

    I read the transcript Mr. President; you lost.