@TwitchyTeam Anyone stupid enough to believe the #tampon #RomneyRumor should not be allowed to vote or procreate. We don't need more stupid!
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Martica (@AFreePhoenix) October 11, 2012What “tampon rumor?” We learned from Twitter that known enemy of lady parts Mitt Romney will ban tampons if elected president. Some say the rumor was started by a lame political satire published months ago on the parody site Free Wood Post, but you can’t fool Ace and friends.
First they came for the Kotex, and I stayed silent, because I prefer Maxi-Pads.—
FourTwoZero (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 11, 2012
If tampons are outlawed, only outlaws will have tampons. Think about it. I didn't.—
FourTwoZero (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 11, 2012
@AceofSpadesHQ Tampons should be safe, legal, and rare.—
Miké (@ThePantau) October 11, 2012
Will Romney ban all tampons or just so-called "assault tampons" (those with wings and 50% more absorbent capacity)?—
FourTwoZero (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 11, 2012
@AceofSpadesHQ High Capcity tampons definitely banned. Why would any sportsman need a military grade tampon in America?—
Rob Tam (@robtr2) October 11, 2012
@AceofSpadesHQ dear gawd- are you one of those…bitter tampon clingers??
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Ree F. (@LunaticLair) October 11, 2012
Tampon truthers, clinging bitterly to their Tampax! Save us, Obama!
@AceofSpadesHQ Never!! They'll have to take the tampon from my cold, dead..oh wait. Ew.—
Kate Braddock (@fatekisminy) October 11, 2012
@aceofspadeshq Romney doesn't want to ban tampons, he just wants reasonable restrictions like limiting women to 1 tampon a month.—
The H2 (@TheH2) October 11, 2012
@AceofSpadesHQ We need to revisit these "concealed carry" tampon laws.—
Jason Shropshire (@shr0p) October 11, 2012
@ThePantau @AceofSpadesHQ did Obama vote present when prior tampon banning laws were debated? Why isnt Sandra Fluke demanding free ones?—
Edward von Bear (@Edward_von_Bear) October 11, 2012
@AceofSpadesHQ tampon legislation should be dealt with at state level—
Tom Stivali (@TStivali) October 11, 2012
@AceofSpadesHQ I expect that Romney will aggressively pursue a 5 day tampon waiting period.—
(@liberrocky) October 11, 2012
@aceofspadeshq I say we tax the Hell out of them, and outlaw 232oz. tampons immediately.—
Champion Capua (@ChampionCapua) October 11, 2012
@AceofSpadesHQ how many women have to die of toxic shock syndrome before we finally start having a national conversation on tampon control?—
Colonel Pooteh (@ColonelPooteh) October 11, 2012
@AceofSpadesHQ If you like your tampon, you do NOT get to keep your tampon.—
(@BamaFS) October 11, 2012
@TheH2 Look, it doesn't matter what anyone says, GOP or Dem. At the end of the day, Big Tampon is pulling the strings. @aceofspadeshq—
Walt Gilbert (@walt_gilbert) October 11, 2012
Fact check, please:
did you know that some women have to pay almost $18,000 per year for tampons??? That's just wrong. @TheH2 @aceofspadeshq—
wiserbud (@WiserMeany) October 11, 2012
This Republican war on women has gone too far.
Mitt Romney's America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley tampons @aceofspadeshq—
The H2 (@TheH2) October 11, 2012
@AceofSpadesHQ No menstruation without representation.—
Kate Braddock (@fatekisminy) October 11, 2012
Has all of this tampon nonsense cleared up anything?
I will never again underestimate the ignorance of #Obama voters. lifenews.com/2012/10/10/war… #presidentladyparts #tampon #tcot—
Greg Wolkins (ctscp) (@gregwolkins) October 11, 2012