President Delusions: Obama now says he lost debate because he was just too polite

Precious.

As Twitchy reported yesterday, President Squee bought into his own hype. He believed that he is just so awesome, he won the debate in Denver. Even poor little David Axelrod was “stunned” by that pitiful delusion. But, wait, it gets worse! After thinking that he won the debate, he now he admits he lost, sort of. Because, too polite. That’s right. No one got the nuance-y nuance of his oh-so-polite ways. Weird. We didn’t realize that lethargy and ineptitude, mixed with sneering contempt, is actually politeness.

https://twitter.com/Timodc/status/256053252905398272

But don’t worry; there will be “more activity” next time. Because that was the problem.

More from ABC News:

Conceding that he failed to deliver at last week’s debate, President Obama says he was “just too polite” and that voters should expect “a little more activity” next week in round two.

In a radio interview on the “Tom Joyner Morning Show,” Obama compared the presidential race to a seven-game basketball series in which he was ahead two-nothing and lost one game to Mitt Romney at the debate.

“You have a seven-game series, we’re up two zero and we lose one,” he explained. “You know, this is a long haul and I think that it’s very important for folks to make sure that they understand that as long as people stay focused, we will win this thing.”

He’s up? In what world, champ? By focused, perhaps he means focused on voter fraud. That’s Obama for America’s standard operating procedure, as James O’Keefe exposed today.

These poor souls believe the “too polite” absurdity.

Oh, sweeties.

But non-cultist Twitter users gasp for breath at this new revelation.

Bingo! Iowahawk clarifies for President Excuses.

Heh. Guess what? Looks like the president couldn’t even come up with such pathetically sad excuse all on his own.

Now that’s just sad.

  • IMPEACH BOBO NOW !!!

    I said it last week & I will say it again, President BOBO lost the debate because he did NOT have his TELEPROMTER or his YES MEN around to save his sorry arse !!!!! When it comes to facts BOBO has none & can’t fight them when they are coming from Romney either !!!!! If Romney just keeps hitting BOBO with all BOBO’s FAILURES & DEBACLES Romney will win the election hands down !!!!! I will bet that Romney will win by 5% if not more, this will be a great day for American when we all get to watch BOBO do the WALK OF SHAME off the White House property in Jan. 2013 & I for one can’t wait !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • BlueGood

      “O’Bama bin Lyin” ~~TOO POLITE???

      Try TOO STUPID….TOO much into yourself, TOO Radically LEFTOID, TOO into
      GOLF! TOO into HolyWood….

      TOO LAZY to do your JOB!…like protecting American Citizens in such
      “friendly” places as Libya….

      By By Barry………..The Libya Murders will be shoved up your skinny azz,
      SIDEWAYS next DEBATE!

      My guess is 120 MILLION people and ONE Big Bird, will WATCH YOU FAIL!…..and GET STUFFED!!!!…..you Turkey…..

      • Bob Ferri

        Great job BlueGood, great job!

    • http://www.cosmicgirl.net/ Cosmic Girl

      Actually, I heard that Obama had a teeny, tiny teleprompter on his belt buckle that he kept looking down at, but it had malfunctioned.

  • IMPEACH BOBO NOW !!!

    I said it last week & I will say it again, President BOBO lost the debate because he did NOT have his TELEPROMTER or his YES MEN around to save his sorry arse !!!!! When it comes to facts BOBO has none & can’t fight them when they are coming from Romney either !!!!! If Romney just keeps hitting BOBO with all BOBO’s FAILURES & DEBACLES Romney will win the election hands down !!!!! I will bet that Romney will win by 5% if not more, this will be a great day for American when we all get to watch BOBO do the WALK OF SHAME off the White House property in Jan. 2013 & I for one can’t wait !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SAndrews

    Obama is really bad at coming up with excuses for his debate performance. Almost as bad as……#ObamaAtADebate

  • SAndrews

    Obama is really bad at coming up with excuses for his debate performance. Almost as bad as……#ObamaAtADebate

  • strat77

    Wow – can he think of nothing else? The country is going to hell in a hand-basket and he goes on and on about Big Bird and a week-old debate?

  • strat77

    Wow – can he think of nothing else? The country is going to hell in a hand-basket and he goes on and on about Big Bird and a week-old debate?

  • WingedBishop

    That makes “uh” the most polite thing to say ever.

  • WingedBishop

    That makes “uh” the most polite thing to say ever.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    If by “too polite” you mean, you were too lazy to prepare, too inept to have anything substantive to discuss, too scared to talk about your record, and too arrogant to take it seriously……….then yes, you’re right.

    • The_Dude

      Ha! Love it!!

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    #ObamaExcuses It was our Anniversary and I kept imagining how I was gonna ‘hit’ that later tonight.

    • http://www.facebook.com/d0nna.ac0sta Donna Acosta

      Shudder…!

  • ByondPolitics

    Teh awesome. It burns.

  • RIChris

    If anyone is being too polite, it would be those who aren’t telling the Emperor he has no clothes.

  • grais

    So, he thinks he won the debate because he was too polite?!

    They guy’s a mess.

  • Aestro

    He was. Romney’s touting tax cuts as a part of his “recovery plan” by “closing loopholes”. Obama asked for them three times during the debate and Romney has yet to name one, much less the hundreds of billions of dollars it would take to pay for his tax cuts. If you’re building a budget around saving money, shouldn’t you know HOW you’re saving that money?

    Romney won the debate because he sounded confident while Obama didn’t. That doesn’t make his plans any more palatable.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      That’s a special reality you live in there, bub.

      • Aestro

        What loopholes are being closed to pay for this tax cut again?

        • disappearing moderate

          I know it’s been a while, but it’s the legislative branch that makes law by consensus. Romney doesn’t plan on ruling by executive decree as Obama has done, bypassing those pesky representatives of the people.

        • redheadgrl

          Mr. Romney, unlike Mr. Obama, hasn’t been in office for the past 3.5 years, so he doesn’t have teams and committees and government employees at his disposal. He is proposing plans, and if elected, he will create committees to study the tax code to find the best and most cost-effective loop holes to close. Just as Mr. Obama didn’t have all the specifics in the over 2,000 page healthcare bill defined and ready during his first campaign, neither does Mr. Romney with the tax changes. Once the high-level plan has been giving specifics by the committee, Mr. Romney’s staff will begin lobbying Congress to pass the changes into the tax code. Of course, the lobbying part won’t occur until after Jan 20, 2013.

          • Aestro

            The 2,000 page healthcare bill had been debated and discussed for months, and there was a very good idea of what was inside.

            Romney has built his budget around revenue increases that he doesn’t know how to obtain.

          • redheadgrl

            However, that 2,000 page healthcare bill had not been crafted when Mr. Obama had campaigned on it. Please acknowledge that fact.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Yes dear, of course. The drones I work here in Boston were saying exactly that the morning after, quote, “They were both spouting nonsense, Romney just looked better doing it.”

      Ya know he could at least have tried something a little more substantive, like, “I was busy putting together a budget that wouldn’t be rejected unanimously by Congress.” PFFT, HAHAHA, who am i kidding, that’s even lamer.

      • Aestro

        How about this: The Bush tax cuts have cost over a trillion dollars since they went into effect, and Romney thinks the problem with them is that they weren’t high enough? His plan to balance the budget is to add MORE to the deficit? Oh, right, they’re “revenue neutral”, thanks to the loopholes that he still can’t identify.

        Maybe instead of admitting to a deficit, Obama should just say “Oh, that’s just the loopholes” and call it a day.

        • redheadgrl

          Government overspending, bailouts, stimulus plans, yearly departmental spending growth, and unwillingness to create a budget for the past 3 years have “cost” over a 6 trillion dollars (which was added to the debt, not deficit). Also, the reason gov’t revenue is down is because there are over 23 million Americans out of work and not paying taxes. Not to mention all those that pay no tax due to low wages and earned income credits.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hank-DeCat/100001190387982 Hank DeCat

          It’s super scary to me that neither Obama nor any of his supporters seem to have the first clue about how the economy works.

    • dby49ers

      I’m sure Barry’s “Plan” is much more specific and of course, prolific! Oh, wait a minute ………. Barry has NO “Plan”!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hank-DeCat/100001190387982 Hank DeCat

      You just love the cheap money & no jobs plan Obama’s given us, don’t you, sparky?

    • Kevin Krom

      Obama’s own advisers have conceded that Romney’s plan to close loopholes will work, and that cuts off $4T of the “$5T tax cut” bullshit that Obama continues to spout, despite this concession.

  • SineWaveII

    ROFLMAO Oh, I’m sorry I thought I heard “Obama” and “Polite” in the same sentence. Since when has Obama ever been “polite”?

  • http://www.facebook.com/d0nna.ac0sta Donna Acosta

    Too polite?! Coming from the guy who told Republicans to “get to the back of the bus” (after he promised to “reach across the aisle” while running for election), and told Latinos to “remember who their enemies were,” and told Catholics he really doesn’t care one whit about their religious beliefs, I find it hard to believe he even knows what polite *is.* Ugh!

  • disappearing moderate

    Best part of O’s statement: Romney talked about a “bunch of stuff”. Two weeks later, and he’s still not up to speed.

  • stuckinIL4now

    The guy is obsessed with himself. You’d think he would have been as concerned with what was going on in Libya for as long as he’s been possessed by his debate performance, dwelling, pouting, absorbed, preoccupied. Get over yourself already, Prezuhdunce Narcissus!

  • orringtonmom (D)

    keep throwing crap against the wall hoping it sticks, sir.

  • Jd1367

    Obviously his views of his performance in the first debate are “evolving”

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/CPRWBHFQNO4BJ7Q42EX5S2MMQQ WALTER7

    Obalenin, you were not just too polite, you were just too stupid as compared to Romney.

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  • http://profile.yahoo.com/YL6VJ2QDHBU6UXDNMC3JVPFI2M Greg

    You guys really hate Obama so much. I love the responses on sites like
    this. He said he was too polite, which I mean isn’t that much of a
    stretch, and lets just see your responses. OK lets take a sample of some
    key words here: lazy, arrogant, teleprompter, yes men, debacles, walk
    of shame, lying. stupid, lazy, emperor, excuses, hell-in a hand basket
    (my favorite I think), ROFLMAO. Not to mention, nicknames like Bobo,
    Obalenin. and my favorite Obama Bin Lyin hahah. And they say there is no
    conservative media. Many of you come to absolute crap sites like this
    one. I’m gonna prove my points using twitter! You’ll can literally find
    someone saying anything on twitter. Anything. This is essentially
    Breitbart.com, but rather than using hack journalists, they use pathetic
    twitter feeds to prove their point. Keep up the fantastic journalism
    guys!

    • pcimarron

      We tend to get “upset” when our President does not do his job, we have a DEAD ambassador along 3 other people, I’m sure if they where your family you would care more…I know if it would have happened under Bush you would be using “impolite” words to describe him to say the least.
      Somewhere in a hospital in Afganisthan lies a 14 year old girl shot because she just wants to go to school, just picture her as your daugther and then think again about tolerance and nice words.
      Really, never mind the wording, the forms, please just simply aknowledge that our President mentioned Big Bird 5 times just in one event, and sadly did not mentioned Ambassador Stevens once…great on priorities. If you want to get the job of running this country you have to be willing to work for it…maybe, just maybe he should have left visiting Hoover Dam for another time and prep for the debate because WE THE PEOPLE MATTER MORE. So, stop covering for him, hold him to a higher standard, you pay his salary too therefore you should ask for better results as the people who write on this site, sorry if we don’t use “nicer” language. I’m also positive you went to those websites that used to insult Bush all the time and asked for civility, right?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hank-DeCat/100001190387982 Hank DeCat

      Guess what? Obama’s going to lose anyway.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/YL6VJ2QDHBU6UXDNMC3JVPFI2M Greg

    You guys really hate Obama so much. I love the responses on sites like
    this. He said he was too polite, which I mean isn’t that much of a
    stretch, and lets just see your responses. OK lets take a sample of some
    key words here: lazy, arrogant, teleprompter, yes men, debacles, walk
    of shame, lying. stupid, lazy, emperor, excuses, hell-in a hand basket
    (my favorite I think), ROFLMAO. Not to mention, nicknames like Bobo,
    Obalenin. and my favorite Obama Bin Lyin hahah. And they say there is no
    conservative media. Many of you come to absolute crap sites like this
    one. I’m gonna prove my points using twitter! You’ll can literally find
    someone saying anything on twitter. Anything. This is essentially
    Breitbart.com, but rather than using hack journalists, they use pathetic
    twitter feeds to prove their point. Keep up the fantastic journalism
    guys!

  • Guest

    I guess polite means dumbfounded, clueless and inept now. I can’t wait for the next debate. It’s gonna be like Christmas.

  • Guest

    I guess polite means dumbfounded, clueless and inept now. I can’t wait for the next debate. It’s gonna be like Christmas.

  • Michael Rice

    He did not lose the debate because he was to polite. Ambassador Stevens lost his life because Obama was to polite….to Islam

  • Michael Rice

    He did not lose the debate because he was to polite. Ambassador Stevens lost his life because Obama was to polite….to Islam

  • Isahiah62

    grimacing is not polite- for polite see RoMNEY- who did not “have disdain” for his opponent but acted respectfully and listened without making childish faces and rolling his eyes- is calling your opponent a felon, a LIAR and not having the guts to say so to his face “being POLITE” waiting until AFTER you can’t be challenged on your lies by repeating all the same things Romney proved you were wrong about is POLITE?

    the naked emperor of arrogance still trying to make us see clothes where there are none
    spin spin spin and spin some more, it’s easy to spin well, when you have Axelgrease

  • TocksNedlog

    He should definitely be rude at the next debate. That’ll go over well with the voting public. Everybody likes a jerk — right?