i bet if romney wins, half the country is leaving.
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Boy Belieber (@iBoy_Kidrauhl) October 05, 2012Oof. Another election, another litany of threats from American liberals vowing to leave the country if a Republican is elected president:
If Romney win I'm leaving the country #Straight👆—
FVmous™ (@cantFoolaFoolie) October 04, 2012
People joke around saying if Romney is elected president they're leaving the country, I'm 100% serious.—
ashley cameron (@ashleycameronxx) October 09, 2012
If Romney wins, im leaving america deadass…—
Sujud Awad (@Judddy95) October 09, 2012
If Romney is elected.. I'm done. Like, I'm leaving this damn country.—
Jaymz Lee (@JaymzzzC) October 04, 2012
Almost election time. If fuck romney wins I'm leaving the country—
Tyler Bradley (@itsTylerBradley) October 09, 2012
I'm leaving the country if Romney wins. #notkidding #fuckthatshit—
Mo (@mopaynter) October 09, 2012
Romney get in office, im goin to get my passport.. I'm leaving yall ass..—
Benji Wilson.. (@KeepHerOnALEASH) October 09, 2012
We’re sure we’ll miss that guy.
But where will they go?
Many say they will move to Canada if Romney prevails on Election Day next month:
If Romney Gets Elected, I'm moving to Canada.—
CeCe Bangin (@CeCeBangin) October 09, 2012
if Mitt Romney wins this election, I'm leaving the country and moving to Canada.—
tunechi. (@iRockAndRauhl) October 10, 2012
if romney wins im moving to canada—
cassie marie (@CAShmoney__flow) October 10, 2012
If Romney wins .. I'm fer sure moving to Canada .—
Raven (@OhLookItsRaven) October 10, 2012
Is anyone else seriously considering moving to Canada if Romney wins the election?—
Akilah Russell (@akilahshani) October 09, 2012
if mitt romney wins I'm moving to Canada—
♡ mikayla ♡ (@mishkaylah) October 04, 2012
If Mitt Romney wins this election, I'm moving to Canada.—
Katy Fincham (@KatyFinch) October 09, 2012
Yeah, Canada here I come RT "@MeltsN_yaMouth: If Romney wins, I'm moving out of the country…"—
Thelonious Monk (@Im_gr8nss) October 01, 2012
If Romney wins I'm moving to Canada #Dumbass—
Jasen Fernsler (@JasenFernsler) October 04, 2012
If Mitt Romney Win , I'm Moving To Canada .—
♥ღNoLoveFound♥ღ (@NoLove_Given) October 09, 2012
Im sorry, but if Romney is elected then I'm moving to Canada.—
Sarah Stone (@_sarahstone) October 09, 2012
“@kyree_44 just because your up doesnt mean ur going to win but if mitt Romney I'm leaving the country” CANADA!!!!!—
DEE SULLIVAN (@hugzforfree) October 09, 2012
Romney plans is only for the rich…. Rich people don't care until they go broke… If he wins I'm def moving to canada—
Tiffany Jae Marley (@killTharris) October 09, 2012
If Romney wins, I'm moving to Canada on my 18th birthday.—
kaitlynwright (@ka_tlynwr_ght) October 09, 2012
If Mitt Romney wins 🙋 I swear I'm moving to Canada🍁
#TeamObama—
Omar (@O_ZILLA) October 04, 2012
Hosers.
Some are considering England:
seriously im not even joking if romney wins im soo leaving for london deuces ✌—
jenny ☺ (@jenny_coyle) October 04, 2012
If Romney becomes president I'm moving to England ✌—
Amanda Aldridge ☮♡ (@amandajanice_) October 09, 2012
After watching the debate again in polisci I'm moving to England or Canada if Mitt Romney becomes president.—
Talia DiGiulio (@tdigggggs) October 09, 2012
Moving to England if Romney wins because I just can't stand him. 🔫—
Margot Tatiana (@Margot_Tatiana) October 04, 2012
if romney wins i'm moving to England. who's coming with?—
Sam Fishy (@SamFishyy) October 04, 2012
If Romney gets elected I'm moving to England omg i cant be in the US with him leading it…so I guess it's a win either way—
Mary (@Mary_lovexx27) October 04, 2012
This isnt out of disrespect but if Romney wins I'm moving to England kthanks bye—
gabby. ♔ (@DayaGomezHomies) October 05, 2012
if Romney wins, I'm moving to England.—
gretchen ♡ (@blessthismess__) October 04, 2012
If Romney wins, I'm moving to England. #TeamObama—
Shelby (@ShelbyLucas2) October 04, 2012
If mitt romney wins the election im moving to england #caseclosed—
Maddie Cox (@Maddiecox27) October 09, 2012
Or the greater U.K.:
if Romney wins my sister and i are moving to scotland.. our mother was born there so we can apply for duel citizenship! #SetJustInCase—
Cailin Nicole (@AYO_NikNak) October 04, 2012
VOTE FOR OBAMA, NOT MITT! This country is going to collapse to pieces if mitt Romney is president. I will move to Scotland if chosen.—
gabbby (@gsantiagoballer) October 04, 2012
If Mitt Romney becomes president, then that's it… I'M MOVING TO SCOTLAND.—
Bianca the Geek (@BiancaTheGeek) October 04, 2012
If Romney wins, I'm moving back to Scotland @FairweatherBear #justaheadsup #terrified—
Kate Hopkins (@katiekate_93) October 04, 2012
If Romney becomes president I'm moving to Ireland.—
Kaley Walsh (@kwalsh46) October 09, 2012
If Romney wins the election, I will move to Scotland.—
Leigh Randleas (@pippinramon) October 05, 2012
I'd rather live in Ireland's horrible economy then live under Romney as president. So if he wins, a select few can visit me in Ireland.—
Anorb (@broNaNa45) October 04, 2012
If Romney becomes president then I will move to Ireland. I will not stand four years in a ccountry with a hypocrite for a president.—
ashley smith (@aaaashley_) October 08, 2012
I wonder how much moving to Ireland or Scottland would cost. Because if Mitt Romney gets elected I'm leaving.—
Lizzie Ferracane (@lizzietko) October 03, 2012
Italy’s looking pretty good to them, too:
I'm probably gonna move to Italy if Romney wins I look lik Mario they'll lik me ova dere—
IG 4thmuthafuker (@4thmuthafuker) October 02, 2012
If Romney get in office im leaving to Italy. Screw this—
Daqualah simpkins (@TheeConscious) October 09, 2012
If Mitt Romney becomes presss I'm moving to Italy—
Jessìca Jade (@Jess_Jadexo) October 09, 2012
if mitt romney gets elected i'm moving to italy—
danielle mackey ♚ (@keytoluxury) October 04, 2012
I'm moving to Italy if Romney win; Italian men love black girls—
illest ice™ (@iamDynastyCold) October 04, 2012
It’s worth noting that those who escape to Italy will avoid the second coming of Mussolini:
I'm Italian, and in Italy we had someone just like Romney… His name was Benito Mussolini—
Pirate Wench (@PirateWench) October 09, 2012
Australia also holds a lot of promise:
Im moving to Australia if Romney wins.—
Bonita Applebum † (@KingShee_) October 04, 2012
if mitt romney wins i'm moving to australia—
Briana O'Connell (@blueyedbri) October 10, 2012
If Romney wins, I'm moving to Australia—
Phil Ramis (@ya_PHILme) October 09, 2012
If Romney wins this election, I'm moving to australia—
Lexi Aruck (@lexi_lou628) October 04, 2012
If Mitt Romney wins I'm moving to Canada….or Australia—
Jessica (@Miss_Jay17) October 09, 2012
This election scares me. If Romney wins I'm moving to Canada or Australia.—
Chloe Crowdes (@ChloeCrowdes) October 04, 2012
If Romney becomes president, I'm moving to Australia.—
Maura O'Malley (@maura_xox) October 03, 2012
If Romney win, I'm moving to Australia . I'm not bout to be a slave bruh—
▲Reckless✝rillLixn (@IAm_YoungDread) October 04, 2012
Good point. Romney wants to send people back to the cotton fields, after all.
If Romney gets elected. I'm moving to Australia, You can catch me in the Outback chilling with my pet Koala Bear name Richard—
∆Ħ ŞʘʘҞἶԐ ŞʘʘҞἶԐ №Ⱳ (@_KidFolarin) October 04, 2012
OBAMA IS BLACK.
ROMNEY IS WHITE.
IM MOVING TO AUSTRALIA.—
MollyPop (@MollySingleton3) October 04, 2012
Wait … what?
Romney wins, I'm moving to australia. i heard the weather is nice there.—
Deanna Figgiani (@Dex3Mariee) October 04, 2012
If Romney wins this election I'm moving to Australia for 4 years because last time Bush took it nobody said shit but me and Jesse Jackson—
Chris setitoff jones (@ChrisJones205) October 02, 2012
If Romney is elected, I'm moving to Australia.—
Little Monster (@BradleyRay3) October 04, 2012
I'm JS. if Romney wins, I'm moving to Australia.—
Sydney (@sydneycarrr) October 03, 2012
If Romney ever becomes president I am moving to Australia #Obama #2terms—
Jordan Horne (@Oh_me_so_HORNEy) October 03, 2012
If Romney wins this election I'm moving to Australia for 4 years because last time Bush took it nobody said shit but me and Jesse Jackson—
Chris setitoff jones (@ChrisJones205) October 02, 2012
And how about New Zealand (where, incidentally, the prime minister is a member of the conservative National Party)?
I'm moving to New Zealand. RT "@Br0wnEy3zGyal So…. in the event that Romney does win president….."—
Alina L (@luciouslyrical) October 04, 2012
Told my New Zealand friend that if Romney is elected I am moving to her country. She said "Deal. We don't need politics we have ferns."—
Amber Lee (@JoseAmbuervo) October 04, 2012
im moving to NEW ZEALAND if romney win—
JAY_ FACEY (@LICK_HER_OREOS) October 06, 2012
If Romney wins this election, I'm moving to New Zealand because this fucker is not taking away the shit that I believe in.—
Candice J (@Cannadiss) October 04, 2012
If Mitt Romney is the next president of the United States, you better believe I'm moving to New Zealand! #OBAMA2012—
Kiehl Bonino (@kylebambino) October 04, 2012
I don't care about politics or w/e but if Romney wins I'm moving to new Zealand and that's not a threat that's a promise 🐭—
kitty princess (@kittyprincessxo) October 02, 2012
I want to shoot Romney in the penis. Why do we let him talk? If he wins I'm moving to New Zealand.—
Rafiki the Ukulele (@lovingschneider) October 04, 2012
Charming.
Many see Mexico as a safe haven away from all the inevitable right-wing oppression that will ensue if Romney wins:
I will literally have to move to Mexico if Mitt Romney gets elected. I can't live in a Mormon ruled land. Nope. I won't do it.—
Eddie Smith (@EdFoo89) October 09, 2012
If mitt Romney wins I'm packing my shit and going back to mexico—
Mexicant (@Taylor_Gang69) October 09, 2012
I'd rather be homeless in Mexico than live in the USA if Romney is elected.—
Call me Billy. (@SarasModernLife) October 10, 2012
momma said if Romney become the president we leaving w. the mexicans (: lmfao! she crazy af.—
LoudPackShawty.❤ (@SheBanging__) October 10, 2012
if Romney becomes president I'm moving to mexico to become a drug lord with zayn—
♡☯jessica☯♡ (@RaunchyHoran) October 10, 2012
- Romney's Bitch ass better NOT win ~.~ If he does . . Im leaving this place xD Niggas boutta move to Mexico —
- September 04 (@FCK_Youux5) October 10, 2012
And it’s important not to overlook Cuba, that steady beacon of freedom in a sea of political turmoil:
If Romney is elected, me voy pa cuba.—
Ashley's Boyfriend. (@JosneryRossjr) October 04, 2012
If romney wins i'm leaving to cuba.—
Chiddy Bang (@_JulianGallego) October 04, 2012
If Mitt Romney wins I'm moving to Cuba—
Antonio Murcia (@Cityboii415) October 04, 2012
If Mitt Romney gets elected I will move to Cuba !—
Jennifer ♥ (@_JennAyyyy) October 09, 2012
If Mitt Romney becomes president we all might as well move to Cuba.—
Dani Smith ✌ (@Dani_Smiith) October 09, 2012
If Romney wins I'm leaving to Cuba. #palapinga—
That Nigga (@Stephywuuut) October 04, 2012
If romney wins & is as horrible a he appears now … Deport me back to cuba .. Ill call them myself—
Cleopatra (@IAMLexxie) October 08, 2012
If romney becum president im movin out da usa, shit send me to cuba w fidell and his bro idgaf—
gotemscreamin SHAQ (@ICHASECHINKS_) October 03, 2012
A few Twitterers believe that these kinds of threats are empty ones:
If you say you're moving to Canada if Romney/Obama wins election, you're better off leaving now and revoke citizenship in the process. Bye—
Jack Dermody (@JDermody96) October 09, 2012
I can't stand when people say, "If ______ wins, I'm leaving the country!". No you won't, you drama queen. #romney #obama #2012—
Brittney Lauren (@BrittneyDuhh4L) October 10, 2012
But these people aren’t drama queens; they’re dead-set on getting the heck outta Dodge — and off of Earth:
If Romney gets elected. I'm living on the moon.—
Arica (@Aricalovesyou) October 04, 2012
Who's down with moving to the moon if #Romney wins?—
P.J. (@_ForeverPj) October 04, 2012
If Romney wins i'm moving to the fucking moon forreal.—
Zoe'sWife (: ☮ (@tijhanalivehard) October 04, 2012
If romney wins I'm moving to the moon bitch—
10/22 (@MacNamed_Marcus) October 04, 2012
Mit Romney is legit a fucking retard. If he's president I'm moving to the moon ok.—
Rachel (@TeenUnbroken) October 04, 2012
They must really want to leave; even Ernie, who’s pals with Romney victim Big Bird, admits he’d never want to live on the moon.
We hear Mars is lovely this time of year, too.
If romney wins we r allllll fucked im moving to mars—
qui (@quii23) October 09, 2012
If Romney becomes American president I am leaving for Mars #pillock—
danielle flannery (@danielleflann) October 10, 2012
I'm moving to mars.. People are stupid! .. WTF IS NEXT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT ?! The world is coming to an end! #GirlBye—
JadeJ. (@jadejanelle) October 05, 2012
If mitt Romney becomes president I'm moving to fuckin mars—
Jasmyne ツ (@CallMejazz__) October 04, 2012
Don’t forget to pack the lady parts!
If Romney is elected I'm taking my uterus and moving to Mars—
Melissa Beaird (@melissabeaird) October 04, 2012
If Romney actually becomes president this year I'm packing my shit& moving to mars. He'll never deserve my citizenship. #Peasant—
Jozie Caudillo.(: (@SmilinIsBetter) October 04, 2012
I just want you guys to know that if Mitt Romney wins this election, I am moving to mars. Idk how, but I am. I will quit at life on Earth.—
Chelsea Shurboff (@Chelseaaaface) October 08, 2012
If Romney get elected because not enough of you muthafuckas vote I'm moving to Mars—
That Guy (@They_CallMe_Ant) October 03, 2012
FUCK MITT ROMNEY WANTING TO TAKE AWAY WOMEN RIGHTS HE CAN GO FUCK A CACTUS FUCK THIS IM MOVING TO FUCKING MARS.—
tweet limit FUCKKKK (@fabul0usb0yz) October 04, 2012
Ground control to Major Tom: Your circuit’s dead.
