i bet if romney wins, half the country is leaving.—
Boy Belieber (@iBoy_Kidrauhl) October 05, 2012
Oof. Another election, another litany of threats from American liberals vowing to leave the country if a Republican is elected president:
We’re sure we’ll miss that guy.
But where will they go?
Many say they will move to Canada if Romney prevails on Election Day next month:
Some are considering England:
Or the greater U.K.:
Italy’s looking pretty good to them, too:
It’s worth noting that those who escape to Italy will avoid the second coming of Mussolini:
Australia also holds a lot of promise:
Good point. Romney wants to send people back to the cotton fields, after all.
Wait … what?
And how about New Zealand (where, incidentally, the prime minister is a member of the conservative National Party)?
Many see Mexico as a safe haven away from all the inevitable right-wing oppression that will ensue if Romney wins:
And it’s important not to overlook Cuba, that steady beacon of freedom in a sea of political turmoil:
A few Twitterers believe that these kinds of threats are empty ones:
But these people aren’t drama queens; they’re dead-set on getting the heck outta Dodge — and off of Earth:
We hear Mars is lovely this time of year, too.
Don’t forget to pack the lady parts!
Ground control to Major Tom: Your circuit’s dead.