Columbus Day inspires hilarious Elizabeth ‘Fauxcahontas’ Warren mockery

Zing! That Twitter user got the hilarity ball rolling. Twitter users had a blast today while wishing Democrat Massachusetts Senate candidate, and faux Cherokee, Elizabeth“Lie-awatha” Warren a happy Columbus Day. Let the giggles begin!

Will that be her next claim? Stay tuned! In the meantime, keep it coming, Twitter.


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  • Donna W

    Fauxcahontas is funny enough, but it’s the Lie-a-Watha + the pic of her in that huge headress that gets me ROTFL! She’s so ridiuculous!

  • Natas

    Her Native American name is Eyes like Sky, Hair by Clairol.

  • mcdonnal

    Princess Walking Eagle. So full of crap that she can’t fly. However, she does have those high cheekbones though.

  • People Corporation

    She hasn’t aged a bit since her Harvard
    hiring photo.

  • TugboatPhil

    She’s not a fake Indian, she’s an undocumented Cherokee!

  • Biggus_Footus

    Maybe she’s just confused. Maybe she meant she was a Cro Magnon princess. Most facial reconstructions from their remains sort of suggest high cheekbones. Let’s have a DNA test. Oh, wait. They’re all extinct, so there’s no living remnant to check her genes against. There we go. She’s back in the game. “Prove I’m not part Cro-Magnon!”

  • NRPax

    So at this point, I’m ready to claim being some kind of minority and getting some preferential hiring for various jobs.

    • TugboatPhil

      According to the Libs in Massachusetts, it’s only important that you THINK you are a minority.

      • NRPax

        Excellent! I think I’ll claim Basque heritage. That’s different enough to get some attention.

  • FrancisMcManus

    Scott Brown’s ad campaign smearing Elizabeth Warren with personal attacks is drawing lot of negative attention

    • G.

      So, are you saying that there are a lot of fake indians in Mass??

    • grais

      Well, that’s ONE guy, anyhow. I don’t blame the guy for being angry about Brown’s shameful behavior. But I wonder why doesn’t he care about any of Warren’s shameful behavior.

  • Todd Melcher

    Elizabeth Warren = Poke-a-haunt-us

  • Bonita Ledzius

    I have a daughter who is half Lakota, one who is 1/8 Cherokee, and another who is 1/4 of one of the southwestern tribes. I also have a grandson who is 1/4 Lakota Sioux. The fact that this woman claims to be what…1/34 and takes advantage of benefits meant for REAL American Indians. My oldest daughter said that her tribe is in an outrage over this. To think Warren is stealing benefits that could have been used for real indians is nothing more than FRAUD! My oldest would be sure to give her a special name for lieing about her heritage…probably along the lines of Princess Fairy Flower…opps that is already taken so I’d have to guess it would be like Princess Fake Toad!

  • G.

    Little Princess Full o’ Bull…….

  • Noone

    Columbus day. The only day of the year when Elizabeth Warren is conflicted about border security and eating Swedish meatballs.

  • John W. Kerr

    I thought it was Sh***ing Bull at first glance! What ever you do keep this lying liberal out of Oklahoma! I thought we were rid of her long ago, but like cowpies after a rainstorm she keeps popping up and floating by!!!

  • desselle0010

    If I were a Democrat I would be embarrassed that she is even running for office.

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  • Richard MacKay

    Ohhhh God, do we need another clown in Washington?

  • Meggotty

    Omygod! she’s 1/30 American Indian??? So let’s vote for the guy who’s gonna worship at the altar of Grover Norquist, cuz we all want to get screwed by a lobbyist right? I’m right aren’t I? Go Wall Street Bankers hurray for getting screwed by the poster boy for Wall Street!!! That is the right thing to do right? cuz she is after all 1/30th cherokee and that should be reason enough to vote for the guy who’s gonna screw us right?

  • JusticeBlaze

    Really? It’s much more than the fact she lied about her Native American Heritage. By lying about it, she STOLE (yes it’s theft if you knowingly lie to get entitlements you aren’t ENTITLED TO RECEIVE) federal funds by applying for entitlements that were meant ONLY for Native Americans that were set aside by the Government to fund education. She did not intend to pay this back, someone OUTTED HER DISHONESTY. There is more to her fraud in this case, but isn’t this enough for you to reconsider your defending of “Poor little picked on Thief-ohantus” Those who commit crimes aren’t suppose to vote, let alone run for office. Now, what were you saying about Scott Brown??? Stop protecting these liars, and thief’s, and if she is to ignorant to not know if she wasn’t or was enough Native American to qualify, my guess is, she probably should of verified it through the Tribal Roll Call to see if she was on it (meaning she could trace family members back enough to know her degree) before committing a crime. If she’s on the Tribal Roll Call then there isn’t a problem, maybe she should just ask for a notarized copy of her lineage??? Hmmmm….