Obama campaign unveils Barack’s ‘new tool’; Mockery ensues

Forget everything you’ve heard from Joe Biden about the president’s “big stick.” The Obama campaign has just pulled the covers off of Barack Obama’s new tool, and Twitter is abuzz with speculation. Spoiler: it’s not Obama (or Biden).



So, is this tool a real thing?

So, just what does this amazing tool do? Something useful?


Those brave enough to click through found an interactive map which shows “just some of the ways that the President has helped your state and community over the past four years” — you know, in case you hadn’t noticed.


  • sb36695

    @BarackObama Don’t mistake me for being one.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Heh heh, He said “tool.”

    • BossyBlonde

      LMAO OMG!!

    • Love of Country


  • Joe Hilger

    The only tool Obama has turned out be is a Barack slotted-head screwdriver, for those so inclined to need one.

  • Guest

    Huh-huh huh-huh, he said tool…

    (Best Butt-head voice)

  • disappearing moderate

    No interactive tool required for me to know what the Obama presidency has done for me. Cash for Clunkers killed the wholesale car business where my hubby worked for 11 years. His new employer doesn’t offer insurance because he is waiting to get waiver. Our annual income, 10K less than 4 years ago.

  • Danny Wheeler


  • spiveyrat

    BO’s new tool, lady parts, @ILikeTitsDaily… Theres a joke in there somewhere.

    • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

      the joke is in the white house, planning his next golf game

  • http://www.facebook.com/rafael.penariosribero Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    If my state is fine, you didnt help it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/pjcitro Paul J. Citro

    The height of narcissism and arrogance our Prez.

  • nc

    Meet the New Tool, same as the Old Tool.

    All nonsense. Whatever happened to the “dignity of the office?”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hank-DeCat/100001190387982 Hank DeCat

      You should totally tweet that first line.

      • nc

        Thanks, but I don’t tweet or FB. I “comment.”

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hank-DeCat/100001190387982 Hank DeCat

          Good, then I’m stealing it. :-)

          • nc

            Go for it!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/P2YN5KQFRHKYGBLYDZKLAUE5XE Joe

    I looked at my state and here is what I found this TOOL telling me.

    “$4,185 in tax cuts for the typical family in Maryland under President Obama.”
    The typical family in Maryland does not PAY that much in federal taxes.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    No thanks, Preezy. Ever since you shared that economic misery, we don’t want anything else from you, except a farewell speech (please keep it under 2 minutes).

  • Dandapani

    OMG, a whole 206 jobs created in Tampa. And how much did that cost per job?

    • Penmar

      I can beat that, created 30 something in Tulsa.

    • WingedBishop

      That’s just Biden’s staff from when they sent him to disrupt the RNC.

  • Delroy_Monjo

    I can’t wait for the Obamabots to start using these ‘facts’ when writing their comments in the local newspaper in Oklahoma City. We are doing fine in spite of Obama, not because of him! Our LOCAL shovels are building our economy, not yours, Barack!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    please, tell me that it’s something that will put a presidential crease in my dress pants!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    barack obama: “and now, my old tool….” (shows a picture of chris matthews)

  • $7421226

    we don’t want obama’s communist tool anywhere near our 100% AMERICAN toolbox. he’s a LYING LOSER.

  • Glenn Mayton

    Obama is a joke that the lefties don’t get. That’s why they keep on following him like he was a god.

  • J. Cox

    His tool,just like 23 Million Americans does not work.I put in my zip and it put me in the middle of Nebraska…350 miles from where I actually live.When I clicked on my city,it said 53 jobs for 1 company..a government owned company.ROFL

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    Okay I figured out how to work his crappy tool since it doesn’t work well with Internet Explorer. It’s all bull.

    “25,100 private sector jobs added in Nevada, February 2010 to July 2012.” Even if that was true, it’s not much for the WHOLE of Nevada, no wonder why my city is bankrupt and so many people are out of jobs..

    The rest of the numbers were sad to say the least and not even true.

  • TocksNedlog

    This man’s entire political career has been shovel-ready.