Cuckoo pants: Media lapdogs offer new entry in Handbook of Racial Code Words; ‘Romney’s sons’

No, really. That’s the latest entry in the Handbook of Racial Code Words. If you thought the Left was done self-parodying themselves, boy, were you wrong! We thought they may have stopped at “peanut butter” or “bread basket” or “kitchen cabinet” or “chair,” for goodness sake. But, no. Now the mere mention of his five boys by Mitt Romney during the debate in Denver? Totally a dog whistle and “sly” racism.

Once again, Twitter users were prescient and predicted just such lapdog media buffoonery.

And, the predictions came true, once again. Rachel Maddow was the first to don the unhinged desperation cap.

But, it wasn’t just Rachel Maddow. Piers Morgan evidently heard the “dog whistle” that only racist lefties can hear.

As did MSNBC’s Chris Hayes.

He’s uncomfortable calling our fallen troops “heroes.” But he’s totally fine with hurling vile accusations of racism!

Next came radio host Thom Hartmann.

https://twitter.com/john_considine/status/253962739498745856

https://twitter.com/john_considine/status/253962739498745856

Sigh. Look, lefties: If you automatically think of Obama when you hear the word boy, you are the racist.

And a writer at Harper’s Magazine.

More from The Examiner:

Mitt Romney “slyly” proved he’s a racist last night while describing his tax plan. Did you notice? No? Anyone? Harper’s Magazine’s Kevin Baker embarrassed himself in accusing Romney of trying to lock down his allegedly-racist base during last night’s debate.

“[Obama]didn’t show a spark of anger, even when Romney slyly found a way to call him a boy, comparing Obama’s statements to the sorts of childish lies his ‘five boys’ used to tell,” Baker laments today. “How the right’s hard-core racists must have howled at that! Mitt, at long last, has secured his base.”

Sly racism! That wily Mitt Romney! He probably hatched a nefarious plan decades ago to have five sons so that one day he could, you know, talk about them. But not as a father or anything. For sly code purposes only!

Imaginary dog whistle? Or dog whistle that only true racists, like those on the Left, can hear? We think they doth project too much. Also, all that Kool-Aid drinking has made them, you know, insane.

  • the_bat

    If liberalism is not a form of mental illness, those who profess to be liberals certainly seem to be working overtime to prove that it is.

    • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

      they are the equivalent of the mother in the stephen king book “carrie.” where she saw sin everywhere, they see racism everywhere

      • Johnny Banco

        They always remind me of the great “Everybody has AIDS” song from “Team America: World Police”

  • the_bat

    If liberalism is not a form of mental illness, those who profess to be liberals certainly seem to be working overtime to prove that it is.

  • Danny Wheeler

    If they’re “code words”, how can you understand them?

    • Pete Futz

      Only libtards can because they are so much smarter than us.

  • Danny Wheeler

    If they’re “code words”, how can you understand them?

  • Vividiorque

    HAHAHHAHA! This Racial Code Word list is getting more pitiful by the minute thanks to these Liberal Loons! I do actually have 2 sons – oops I better keep that hushed, don’t want to be labeled a racist!!! 😛

    • Shawn Smith

      Wait, did I hear you say you had sons? You must be a member of the KKK! You are, aren’t you?

      • Vividiorque

        Yes the “Kin with Knobby Knees” clan!

  • Vividiorque

    HAHAHHAHA! This Racial Code Word list is getting more pitiful by the minute thanks to these Liberal Loons! I do actually have 2 sons – oops I better keep that hushed, don’t want to be labeled a racist!!! 😛

  • JesLHW

    Wait, what’s racist? Mentioning members of your family or having male children? I just can’t keep up with all of these brilliant revelations from the left.

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      @JesLHW:

      I believe the “racist” part was the implication that Romney is able to father 5 sons w/a single woman — thereby taunting prez!Dingleberry & his worshippers w/the superiority of his self-control.

      Hey, at least he didn’t slyly “give the bird”-scratch (is that the Big Bird Scratch?) to prez!Dingleberry — so what’er they complaining about?

      Yes. I said that.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/Z5XK22SPFSB6LDTMBYXIK3FCCY yahoo-Z5XK22SPFSB6LDTMBYXIK3FCCY

        Ah! You may be onto something there. It isn’t the ‘sons’ thing, or the ‘boys’ thing at all. Making the point that you have an intact family is sufficient to imply that you think yourself to be culturally superior to others, ‘new normal’ not withstanding.

  • JesLHW

    Wait, what’s racist? Mentioning members of your family or having male children? I just can’t keep up with all of these brilliant revelations from the left.

  • Iacobus

    It’s come to this: I just had an argument with a Facebook “friend” about how Romney wanted to cut funding for Sesame Street to help get tax breaks for the rich.

    When you’re done trying to follow the logic on that one…actually, don’t. lol

    I no longer try to reason with liberals. It’s just better to outright deride them for their insane views at this point. Treat them as you would a child because that’s essentially what you’re dealing with.

    • Pkruta

      When you say child, do you really mean “boy”? RACIST!!!

    • Pkruta

      When you say child, do you really mean “boy”? RACIST!!!

    • Brent Guthrie

      I don’t even reply to them anymore. It’s not worth the headache.

    • Isahiah62

      I just tell them the KOCH brothers fund PBS shows like NOVA- ya know those evil rich white guys- wonder how much Pelosi/Reid and other Dem millionaires give to Big Bird?

    • Isahiah62

      I just tell them the KOCH brothers fund PBS shows like NOVA- ya know those evil rich white guys- wonder how much Pelosi/Reid and other Dem millionaires give to Big Bird?

    • Pete Futz

      My child (son…whoops racist)…was never that stupid.

  • Iacobus

    It’s come to this: I just had an argument with a Facebook “friend” about how Romney wanted to cut funding for Sesame Street to help get tax breaks for the rich.

    When you’re done trying to follow the logic on that one…actually, don’t. lol

    I no longer try to reason with liberals. It’s just better to outright deride them for their insane views at this point. Treat them as you would a child because that’s essentially what you’re dealing with.

  • strat77

    Crikey those lefties are smart – cracking that code. On thing though – wouldn’t Romney automatically get the racist vote? You know, Pres Obama being black and all. Why would he be blowing that darn whistle so much?

  • strat77

    Crikey those lefties are smart – cracking that code. On thing though – wouldn’t Romney automatically get the racist vote? You know, Pres Obama being black and all. Why would he be blowing that darn whistle so much?

  • c2

    Oh, wow. Poor Obama. Maybe these leftists will feel like the playing field has been leveled when they find out that Mitt Romney’s $2 milllion in taxes last year paid for just part of one of Obama’s vacations.

    Oh, who am I kidding?

    • grais

      I think that may have been a racist comment.

      • c2

        No doubt. I’m sure someone at MSNBC will be right along to tell me precisely how.

      • c2

        No doubt. I’m sure someone at MSNBC will be right along to tell me precisely how.

    • grais

      I think that may have been a racist comment.

  • c2

    Oh, wow. Poor Obama. Maybe these leftists will feel like the playing field has been leveled when they find out that Mitt Romney’s $2 milllion in taxes last year paid for just part of one of Obama’s vacations.

    Oh, who am I kidding?

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Wow. Unreal. Well, like it says up there, it gets harder and harder to parody these wingnuts!

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Wow. Unreal. Well, like it says up there, it gets harder and harder to parody these wingnuts!

  • grais

    Yes, a white father should never refer to his sons as his ‘boys’ when he’s speaking to a mixed-race president. I can’t imagine why he wasn’t aware of that.
    *EYEROLL*

    • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

      yet, they get to talk, and make fun of, romney’s “whiteness”

      • grais

        Golly, that’s like making fun of Stanley Ann Dunham’s whiteness.
        They ought to rethink what they’re doing.
        But they won’t.

  • grais

    Yes, a white father should never refer to his sons as his ‘boys’ when he’s speaking to a mixed-race president. I can’t imagine why he wasn’t aware of that.
    *EYEROLL*

  • BeauDCrab

    I used to work as a dealer in a casino. Sometimes, we left early when business was slow, which it often was on nice days. I was leaving work on such a day when I saw a group of men working hard at loading or unloading supplies from a truck.

    I was feeling pretty good to be leaving work at 1 pm on a beautiful summer afternoon and cheerfully waved to the men I was leaving behind. “See ya later, boys!” I said.

    You would have thought I invited these men to a klan rally!

    You see, the men were African-American. I never knew that “boy” was derogatory. I never intended insult.

    So, you see. Apparently, I’m a racist.

  • BeauDCrab

    I used to work as a dealer in a casino. Sometimes, we left early when business was slow, which it often was on nice days. I was leaving work on such a day when I saw a group of men working hard at loading or unloading supplies from a truck.

    I was feeling pretty good to be leaving work at 1 pm on a beautiful summer afternoon and cheerfully waved to the men I was leaving behind. “See ya later, boys!” I said.

    You would have thought I invited these men to a klan rally!

    You see, the men were African-American. I never knew that “boy” was derogatory. I never intended insult.

    So, you see. Apparently, I’m a racist.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Wow! What if Romney would have talked about his dog?

    • Shawn Smith

      Obama would have reached for his knife and fork.

      • c2

        As long as he doesn’t have to borrow utensils from an Hispanic audience, he should be good to go.

      • c2

        As long as he doesn’t have to borrow utensils from an Hispanic audience, he should be good to go.

    • Shawn Smith

      Obama would have reached for his knife and fork.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Wow! What if Romney would have talked about his dog?

  • kbielefe

    Wouldn’t that mean Romney was saying racist things about his sons?

  • Burt Zerker

    More racist words to add to liberal dictionary: Mom AND Dad, Married,.. Legitimate,.. Children,.. Born,.. in,.. Wedlock,… American,.. Citizen,..Working,…2 Jobs,..While,.. Others,… Sit,.. On,.. Arses,…God,..Help,..Us

    • John (it true me am)

      Adding words to the racistionary is too time consuming, I find it easier to go get a copy of a normal English language dictionary and change the title page.

      • Burt Zerker

        Racist-ionary? Nice,..I think you’ve just coined a word.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          It’s a the’race’saurus.

  • NCRelite

    Thinking Romney was racist when he made that comment –is racist.

  • Mini14’sBlkStrat

    The more they wet their pants and complain, the better it is for Romney. No One likes a sore loser. From now on hussein obama should be called “President Wussypants”.

  • Mike Sanfilippo

    I have to be honest, I found this absolutely hysterical. I usually shake my head in disbelief when another word goes into the dog whistle book, but this just cracked me up. The debate turned out to be the gift that keeps on giving!

  • Michelle

    Lucky for Obama he has no sons. I mean, if he ever said something like, “That’s my boy!” or “I’m proud of my boy!” the media would be ALL OVER him for being racist. Oh wait, that’s right…he’s not Republican. Forget that last part about the media being all over him.

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    But remember: “My People”, isn’t!

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    When I read the accusation, I thought the rEEL JournOlist-er meant he found it hard to believe Roney’s sons would lie!

    Well, that explain is easier to believe than the “racist dog whistle” one.

    If you give the writer the benefit-of-the-doubt and credit him with even a speck of intelligence!

    Oh! Wait! I see where I’ve gone wrong…

  • Postbackxp

    facepalm

    nothing else can be added.
    unless its double faceplam, mega faceplam and the now soon to be accused of using the racist faceplam.

    Can Libs get any lower with racism

  • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

    Once again, if you don’t vote for The One…then you’re a racist. 52.5% of the Nation’s voters will be proven, by the MSM, as racists in November.

  • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

    Once again, if you don’t vote for The One…then you’re a racist. 52.5% of the Nation’s voters will be proven, by the MSM, as racists in November.

  • http://twitter.com/Sistervative Sistervative

    Seriously, these people are mentally out to lunch or just absolute idiots.

  • http://twitter.com/Sistervative Sistervative

    Seriously, these people are mentally out to lunch or just absolute idiots.

  • http://twitter.com/jleeiswwjd Judylee

    All I can say is OMG! These people are desperate,and hilarious at the same time. SAD.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    ok, this has been fun but can we just fast forward to nov. already?

  • DorothyGrissom

    Wow. They really do need IQ tests, both to vote and be a “pretend” journalist.

  • Patriot Bad Ass

    I love it! The desperation from the left is obvious ..They are taking hay maker swings in complete darkness( uh o,is that a code word?).. Their downfall is immenint…Romney/Ryan 2012

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/Z5XK22SPFSB6LDTMBYXIK3FCCY yahoo-Z5XK22SPFSB6LDTMBYXIK3FCCY

    Here’s whats weird… ,it seems only the nut-job left can detect the ‘dog-whistles’. Hold it…, maybe that isn’t weird. It occurs to me that they probably hear voices too..

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Yes, only racist dogs can hear them.

  • Cynthia Flanagan

    What an ignorant bunch! so sorry you are paranoid about what DUMB and STUPID really mean! Liberal’s have no idea of what sensible means..as far as racists? All of you nay-sayers are exactly what you accuse others of being…YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID!
    Have fun

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208422359 Bonita Ledzius

    How stupid can liberals get! My husband calls his sons boys too, doesn’t mean he is racist, especially since we have 3 adopted daughters who are different races, and he calls them his “girls”. Romney always calls his sons “my boys” too!

  • John (it true me am)

    One day people will make movies of these glorious media code breakers. Move over NSA, your legendary windtalkers and unbreakable super duper quadrillion bit computer encryptions are nothing. If we had even one of these guys during the cold war we would have had the Soviets cowering with a week.

  • $7421226

    we LOVE Mitt, we identified with him as we have so many 100% AMERICAN sons TOO.
    thank God obama is NOT one of Romney’s sons, too bad for obama tho.
    and we all know the horrible thug type of son obama would have: he said so: trayvon martin.

  • http://twitter.com/KariOBrien12 Kari OBrien

    OMG, how far will the left go? So, Mitt called Obama out for what he is; a LIAR

  • cscape

    Witnessing them (the looney moonbats) melting down like this is viewed with about 20% bemused pitty, and about 80% schadenfreude (google it)

  • http://www.cosmicgirl.net/ Cosmic Girl

    Jean-Paul Sartre observed the tendency of humans to lack self-knowledge and to project their most deeply disliked personal characteristics onto other people. When someone constantly uses the race card, they’re referring to the worst of what is in their own personality (racism).

  • http://www.cosmicgirl.net/ Cosmic Girl

    James Taranto (Wall Street Journal) on those who always seem to hear the racist dog whistle: “The thing we adore about these dog-whistle kerfuffles is that the people who react to the whistle always assume it’s intended for somebody else. The whole point of the metaphor is that if you can hear the whistle, you’re the dog.”

  • Michael Rice

    Carrying signs that read “Behead all those who insult the prophet Mohammed” = Good
    Referring to your male chidlren as “boys” = racist, hate mongering…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001742073940 Daniel Genseric

    anti-racist IS a code word for anti-white

  • James Neal

    Could it be that Obama, when he hears these racist dog-whistles, is only half-way offended?

  • marcellucci

    Employed = racist
    Paycheck = racist
    Boss = racist
    Timeclock = racist
    Racist = white male….
    .
    It all makes sense now…..