Ballsy move: Egyptian president manhandles himself on live TV

While it’s true that the UN has a lot in common with a bathroom stall, there’s a vas deferens between a private space and the international spotlight. This fact doesn’t seem to have bothered Egyptian president Muhammad Morsi, who manipulated his manhood on live television, apparently to impress Australian prime minister Julia Gillard.

Let’s go to the videotape!

Reactions ranged from sheer horror to utter amusement:

Good luck with that. We’re pretty sure President Morsi is reveling in the fuss over his cojones.

  • John Petruna

    “There’s a vas deferens…?” I see what you did there. lol

    Well played.

  • thatnanothing

    I don’t know, that seemed to take waaay too long, as if he was having trouble locating the participants. Probably using Apple Maps.

    • John Petruna

      If his junk is *that* small, GPS is no good.

    • Kevin Krom

      They’re apparently not a significant point of interest.

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    He had a previous meeting w/both MsClinton and The First Manicide…

    … he was checking to confirm its continued attachment!

  • Guest

    STDs can lead to this behavior.

  • lazypadawan

    I bet nobody wanted to shake his hand afterward. Yuck!

  • edward cropper

    I hope to goodness Chris Mathews didn’t see this !!!
    Tingles on top of tingles !!

  • PistolsForPandas

    In college, we called that “shifting gears”.

  • JD Olson

    I’m sure this is acceptable behavior among 7th century goat herders.

  • TheCh00mMobile

    I don’t see the big deal here.

  • Obama Lies

    Hey… When they boys need adjustin’, the boys need adjustin’…

  • ac287149

    How often do you think it happens where he comes from? If you’re all into multiculturalism and all that cr*p, then expect it and don’t complain — it’s exactly the kind of thing you’re looking for.

  • Rosewould

    The boys were probably retreating from Pelosi.