Comedian Rob Schneider: Mitt Romney, like, totally hates poor people

Apparently the Robmeister missed the memo about Romney donating 30 percent of his income to charity in 2011. Then again, it’s so much easier to warmly embrace lefty narratives … getting bogged down by pesky facts is so overrated.

It’s worth noting that Schneider is doing his part to reduce the number of poor people in America — and people in general — by discouraging vaccinations. Hell of a guy.

  • Mr. Grammar/SpellCkr

    Oh, dang! Well, I guess my Rob Schneider movies are going into the dumpster next.

    • Richard Jefferies

      Nah. I’d never watch a movie if I let whore actors get under my skin. Just take a queue from the Romans and think of actors on the same social strata as prostitutes.

    • Derelictus

      They should’ve gone in there a decade ago! For completely non-political reasons.

    • Owen007

      They should’ve been there to start with.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      I totally agr….wait! You have Rob Schneider movies?

    • TocksNedlog

      Sure, why not? Most things end their existence back where they started; his films should be no different.

  • E L Frederick

    Must be why Romney gave over 4 million to Charity, he totally hates the poor. /sarcasm off

  • Chas Holman

    Rob’s closer to the truth than not.

    • PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Look! Another one! How sweet, it must be mating season or something.

    • Derelictus

      Your facts are damning. Oh, wait.

    • Owen007

      Based on what exactly? Donating $4 million to charity?

      • TugboatPhil

        Sadly that doesn’t count to him as charity. Libs believe that taking money from some people to give to others is “charity.”

    • diskinetic

      You mean, right about the homeless person wanting to be a victim?

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  • Richard Jefferies

    Why don’t you just give that money to the Federal Government and let them take of him. Oh, you mean that money given directly to the poor is more beneficial than feeding it through the state apparatus? Who’dah thunk it?

    • PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Why that would deprive dozens of deserving bureaucrats –mostly union members!– of an honest living, all for the sake of some dirty bum!

  • Mistertbones

    Last time I checked, Rob Schneider was NEVER funny!

  • RIChris

    Remember when comedians were funny? Good times.

  • Owen007

    How exactly did Rob Schneider find the time to tweet that? I thought sponging off Adam Sandler was a full-time job – certainly the only one he’s ever demonstrated any work ethic for.

    And whenever I think of Schneider, I just think of that “South Park” episode that kept mocking him. I think this quote sums up his career perfectly:
    “Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp. Da teedily dumb. From the creators of ‘Der,’ and ‘Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too,’ Rob Schneider is ‘Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb.’ Rated PG-13.”

  • TocksNedlog

    Funny, Schneider says he remembered what Mitt Romney said, then proves that he didn’t remember it at all.

  • Streetiebird

    Schneider :) He’s still got it! Too bad these Twitchy articles aren’t as clever as the comedians they’re trying to mock…

  • D3LN3GRO

    as much outrage as he showed with mel gibson’s anti-semite rants, you’d think he’d be hammering obama.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Schneider is a ding-dong.