Fortune-teller Pelosi: ‘Everybody knows’ Mitt Romney will not be the next president

Oh, well. We might as well not even vote. Nancy Pelosi has delivered the news, and apparently everyone knows it.

The actual quote from the Blaze:

“Oh, Mitt Romney is not going to be president of the United States,” she told Crowley.  “I think everybody knows that.”

  • Josephine (D)

    Pelosi: Stupid /and/ heretical.

  • Brett McMicken

    i didn’t know that botox enabled a person to see into the future….if so, she should be able to see for millenia….if she can quit blinking long enough

    • TugboatPhil

      I don’t think she’s blinked for several years, has she?

      • Maria

        No, she has to squirt saline solution into her eyes every so often.

  • AUBraves

    Yeah… she never saw herself handing the gavel over so I’m sure she can see who the next prez is.

  • AUBraves

    Great news. Pelosi says everyone knows Obama will be elected. We need to get the word out that Obama needs no more campaign funds. Can anyone tell JayZ and Beyonce that dinner is cancelled?

  • Char Stevenson

    And everybody knows Nancy Pelosi will never regain the brain cells she lost during her war on puberty!.

    • Garth Haycock

      I find it difficult to believe that she ever had brain cells to lose.

  • KateNE

    Coming from the same person who said on Election Day 2010 the Democrats were on track to keeping the House. Remind me how that turned out…

    • AlmaAlma

      Nancy Know Nothing

  • ZoriahShepard

    If she knows that, could she tell me the winning lottery numbers?

    • Brett McMicken

      even better: she can predict future terrorist attacks so we can prevent them

      • RJD

        Good one Brett!

  • Owen007

    She also thought that Congressional Democrats would increase their numbers in 2010. Heck, I’d be worried if she said Romney will win.

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    I’m sure President Dewey agrees w/her.

    • J. Cox

      That is the exact same thing that popped in my head when I saw that Maybe we can make some room here in the Truman library to post that.

  • Love of Country

    ‘Everybody knows’ Mitt Romney will not be the next president ….
    What Piglosi doesn’t say is that “Everybody” is the pet name she has given to one of her many foolish alter egos/voices in her head.

  • NWFL Conservative

    Nancy Pelosi: ‘Everybody Knows’ Mitt Romney Will Not Be the Next President

    That reminds me of the joke where a guy goes to a medium and she asks him if his parents are dead. He replies, “you’re the medium, you tell me”

    Here’s a tip for you San Fran Nan, he’ll be President long before you are ever Speaker of the House again you Botox deranged moonbat.

    Might I suggest you go check out Rasmussen and Gallup, ol’ crazy eyes? Do you ever bet on the ponies? Your horse “Chi-town Thug” is in second place in a two horse race.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      “Chi-Town Thug” broke down on the backstretch.

  • grais

    Yeah, and “Democrats have long fought for fiscal responsibility….”
    And I’m Napoleon Bonaparte.

  • nc

    The Crowley show was on a little early in the day to be dipping into your cups, don’t you think, Nancy?

  • TugboatPhil

    Hey now! Don’t discount Nancy’s paranormal powers. After all, she WAS able to hear the N slur being shouted by numerous TEA Party protestors on the Capitol steps. And to prove it she got the $100,000 reward that Breitbart offered by showing the video of the word being shouted….what’s that?

    Oh. Never mind.

  • Bonita Ledzius

    Even if Romney wins, I got a feeling a crisis is in the making for Obama to keep the White House. Why else would he have secret meetings with Islamic terrorist groups and stir up a hornets nest in the middle east? I’m wondering if he paid to have that film made, so he would have someone to blame it on. Never watch only what Obama does in front of us…it is behind the scenes that matters.

    • Maria

      I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he installs himself permanently in the White House.

  • Todd Hill

    The Romney campaign should have that clip in an advertisement with a caption beneath it that says something along the lines of “Don’t let the democrats continue to dictate your choices for you. On November 6th, be sure to tell Nancy that she’s wrong by voting for Mitt Romney.”