Awkward: Joe Biden is photographed with a female biker in his lap

Here’s the photo:

Needless to say, Twitter is all over it.

What is it with strange photos of Joe Biden with women? Remember this one?

Anyone care to caption?

  • WingedBishop

    The guys sitting on the outsides don’t look to pleased with Biden’s friendliness… and the presence of cameras.

  • WingedBishop

    “Joe could you get your hand off my–”
    “That’s not my hand.”

    • DaveO

      funny, but I just threw up a little in my mouth….

  • mastadonarmy

    Biden snoodles Biker girl in front of her MAN. Awkward!

  • Mark O’Realius

    Oh. You call a Harley a crotch rocket. My mistake. I’m Joe Biden.

  • smorkingapple

    You guys wish Romney could relate to a lady biker like that….

    • Sheerie Knoll

      Mitt Romney has too much respect for his wife, to allow any woman sit on his lap.

      • Julie

        Amen! You can tell from those faces there are at least two vote Obama/Biden wonn’t be getting LOL!!!

        • James White

          It ispossible she just sat down and Biden is asking her to not do that.

    • ohYESiDID

      Yeah… he’s “relating” alright!

    • Jim Wafwot

      “You guys?” If a conservative said that, it would be racist.

    • VaughnandJanice Hansen

      Romney has respect for woman, not a nasty old perv!

    • brianmouland

      Avoiding a gal who likely got banged by the whole clubhouse is not being uppidity

      • Russell A

        Does the Secret Service vet bikers? I assume these guys have criminal records.

  • Alan Levesque

    Say hello to my little friend.

    • AlmaAlma

      I laughed and went Eeeew at the same time

  • Darth Vengeance

    Biden looks like he’s asking her if she wants to ride his Harley…heh-heh-heh

  • fivebyfive

    Let’s talk STIMULUS baby

    • Russell A

      and the politics of Seaman…

  • Tyler

    “I’ve got your Sons Of Anarchy right here”

  • MikeR

    Probably picked up some bad habits from Clinton at the convention

  • Un Known

    Curly and Moe are obviously not impressed.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      The guy on the left of Joe has a patch that says ‘Troll’, LOL. And on the other side, another that says “Ordained Minister”.

      Larry (guy in the middle) can’t be seen.

  • Buckshot LeFonque

    Er…uh is that a roll of Certs in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

  • chrisknitz

    Why do they all looked smashed into a corner. There is even someone behind Biden, not the random hand behind Biden’s left arm. The guy on the left seems to be gazing at the guy on the right, like a love sick kid, while the guy on the right seems to be ready to pounce on Biden for hittin’ on his woman.

    • just a girl

      I think the guy on the right is giving Joe the stink eye and the guy on the left is wondering how long his buddy is going to let Biden man-handle his woman.

      • Lillian Green

        LOL! Exactly!

  • Chase

    Caption: Man, Sons of Anarchy has really gone downhill this season

    • Barbara Long

      oh yes!

  • Postbackxp

    Dang Joe is going all Bill Clinton on that Biker Chick.
    LOL the faces on the two guys is priceless Its like WTH

    • Jeffrey Harbin

      I’m pretty good at reading facial expressions, and based on what I see on the biker on the right, the SS better have hands on guns right now, because Uncle Joe is about to start measuring his life expectancy with a stop watch.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    “Jilly, you sure do clean up nice!”

  • Corey Dennison

    Joe bringin’ the gravitas again!

    • Russell A

      Looks like Joe wins one vote…and loses two.

  • Guest

    Ummmm, Joe. Troll looks like he want’s to kick your ass. Good thing you have secret service.

  • JLC1914

    I love the look between the two men on either side. They need thought bubbles that read ‘Seriously?’ and ‘Really?’. LOL Does Biden KNOW this woman? I mean it’s not like she’s a hottie or anything.

  • sb36695

    He probably just wants to make sure she has birth control!

  • Junie3

    Whadda ya say we lose these two.

  • Linda Weinmunson

    You better check again. That is not Joe Biden. I would love it to be, but it isn’t

  • Scott

    So biker chick lets talk about the erection, erm I mean election

  • Tom

    the biker guy on the right looks like he is about to kick his ass

  • George Hardy

    Biden the idiot – everyone knows not to mess with another bikers woman ! I don`t even ride know as much.

  • Famous Internet Guy

    Ok, so does anyone else notice it says “Troll” on the bikers jacket?
    …Wait a minute!

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Yeah, I did. And the other patch says ‘Ordained Minister’.

  • Junie3

    Obama sure likes to hang out with pervets, Frank M. Davis and Joe Biden.

  • Bill Hill

    He gives us dirty old men a bad name. :)

  • Waxahachie

    Could “Dukakis in the tank” be replaced by “Biden’s spank bank”?

  • OtakuMom2

    Not to defend him, because the picture looks REALLY bad…and it should, and I hope it sinks him….but I don’t think she’s sitting on his lap. If she were I would be seeing his legs in the pic and her body would be higher than hers. It looks like to me she’s sitting in a chair in a very cozy position.

    • ns4853

      Ya, and that’s not his nose in her ear.

  • googily_moogily

    Ummmm, Joe. “Troll” wants to kick you ass. Good thing you have Secret Service.

  • Jason Dekker

    Relax everyone. She isn’t sitting on his lab, she is seated next to him and it just appears that way in this paticular photo. In another photo, I doubt it would look the same. It is just the shot and angle. Also, so what? He is a guy. That is what guys do, they hit on hot chicks. Especially hot chicks riding Harley’s and wearing leather. What guy wouldn’t? The other two don’t seem to care, and she is having a good time. This is just more pathetic attempts from the right to distract from the REAL issues and to make the Obama Admin look bad. Great, good for Biden. He got a sexy gal to get close to him, smile, laugh, and flirt. Lucky dog! So long as Jill doesn’t care, none of us should. And besides, nothing was happening anyway. This is 2012, not 1912! Why do all of you teatards insist on living in the past and support out dated ways of thinking? That is just what people do now. They drink, smoke weed, have sex, party, have a good time! It is normal, and everyone but you prudes on the right do it. You are too busy blaming the poor for all the problems, toting around your guns, waving your stupid flags, blaming Obama for problems YOUR GUY and YOUR PARTY created, and being disrespectful and racist to OUR President! Not one of you have a solution or answer to ANY problem. Your entire platform and agenda is just to get the “black guy” out of office! You teabaggers and Repukes are disgusting to me. You are the reason there are so many problems in this country, and you refuse to accept that or do a thing to fix it. And as if that wasn’t enough, you are constantly adding to them and standing in the way of Obama and Democrats who are trying to fix them. One of the reasons Obama got elected is because he is a fun, easy going dude. He is the type of guy you could sit down and have a beer and smoke a joint with and people LOVE that. That is what Americans wants. Intelligent and open-minded people generally do smoke weed. You wingnuts should try it and get off your self-rightous rants and raves all the time. If you just chilled out and enjoyed life, you’d be happer and not so full of angst and anger and the world would be a better, more peaceful place. There is nothing wrong with whatever was going on here. Biden was having fun, the chick was having fun. So long as the chick is using birth control…it is all good.

    • Pete Futz

      Dude, cool out on the anger…jeez…go smoke a joint or drink a beer and chill.

      • Guest

        No, most people work for a living and contribute to society. You and your pot smoking POTUS are dragging the country down. I’m a biker, and Joe Biden is a buffoon.

      • VaughnandJanice Hansen

        If this is what the left call normal, thank god im on the right! and not everyyone is a drug smoking ,drunk , party animal. some people have to work to pay taxes to support the lazy left who dont want to work! We have a man in office running the country in the ground , and all you can say is if we dont like it we are racist, you got a problem and you should be ashamed to trash your fellow americans like you just did,
        , and we have to keep our firearms to protect us from the crazys like you in the world!

    • Guest

      No, most Americans work for a living and contribute to society. Better known as being an adult. You and your pot smoking POTUS are dragging the country down. I’m a biker, and Joe Biden is a buffoon.

    • Bluwater

      Nah dude – you just can’t see past your corner of the bar. Which would also explain why you think this piece of hard road is a hot chick. ROFL! But now that you’ve made your obligatory DNC employee hate comment of the day, you can relax and light up another bong. Your gummint check and food stamps are on schedule and will be deposited as usual on the first of the month.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      We try and discuss the real issues… everytime, we get stonewalled with ‘It’s Bush’s fault”.

  • TedBurhenn

    Maybe it’s his – – – – niece?

  • ns4853

    Careful, Joe, take the advice of your buddy Bill. Don’t get any on her shirt!

  • Tom

    what’s the troll mean

    • Velma Rich Morris

      troll is the bikers “Handle” isnt that what all bikers have when they ride it sounds better than mike or Bill or Joe or harry I just heard that bikers have a biker handle

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        Joe’s handle is ‘Plugs’.

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  • grais

    He’s a creepy, creepy man.

  • Todd Melcher

    Yeah, and it looks like her ol man is about to whoop up on his ass.

  • freeinaz

    Joe: “Hey baby I’ve got a Vespa outside, wanna go for a ride on a real bike”. Girl: “Your just like they all have been saying, your an idiot”.

  • Keith Gerard

    The two biker guys are looking at each other and saying Joe is getting lapped and its a BFD.

  • sb36695

    Looks like Biden got some tips from Bill Clinton at the DNC!

    • DaveO

      And some Viagra.

  • Kathy Morgan

    Guy on left: I’ll take care of the security guys!

    Guy on right: I’m gonna kick this old man’s **s for hitting on my lady!!

  • John Suzadail

    They should of removed the extra hands behind Biden and on her shoulder before trying to slander our VP. Very bad job at photoshop.

    • Velma Rich Morris

      please see my post above guys get real it is an honest pic and not a photoshop it is real as can be, Guy on far left is on the end of the bench sideways next to him would be ? Obama with his arm stretched out along the back of the bench and his arm is the one you see just behind Biden. Biden is sitting forward some on the bench beside obama and guy sitting next to Biden with Troll on right side of vest on the left side is a patch that looks like it says Ordained Minister. Which may be the group called Bikers for Christ, they go around speading the gospel to ones they meet in diners on the road. The female is sitting in a chair with the back facing Biden. He is leaning in with his hand on her shoulder and whispering campaign lies in her ear i am sure but he is drunk off his ass. I think the person hidden from view is Obama because you look at the hand and it is rather tan and Obama is tall I am told so his shoulders would come up that high if he is sitting in a way to hide from the camera. It is a real photo not a photoshop job

  • littlegamcracke

    What’s all the concern for? We all know Biden has NO CLASS and at his age there’s not much he can do.

  • Just Another Guy

    Yeah, those two guys are cool with it…..Not So Much!

    If the Secret Service wasn’t there….I’m thinking there would be some “Sons of Anarchy” action on Biden..

  • Robustoman

    Joe Biden’s cameo in the Sons of Anarchy season premiere next Tuesday.

    • Just Another Guy

      LOL…probably hook them up with the DOJ for some gun runnin’

  • Jefferson Tea Party

    Hi! I’m Joe Bikeropolois!

    • waltzingmtilda

      Oh gosh….just laughed so hard at this comment…

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Hahaa, lol!

  • BigNanaUSA

    Biden getting a lap dance ….biker dudes look LESS than happy!

  • 455supreme

    Joe punking bikers, they are not saying anything. Biker hag getting her game on.

  • jerry

    Biden says hey girl I will take you home and put yall in chains (damn fool)

  • Ricky Spanish

    What’s with bikers and their faggy costumes?

  • TugboatPhil

    Is it just me, or is the name tape on one of the bikers read, “Troll?”

  • Tom

    there is a third guy in the back, crampt

  • Jasmine Clark

    obama had the chance to exchange this guy for a different vp candidate and he kept him?!! why!!!

    • BeeKaaay

      Because the other vp candidate had more brain cells.

    • Kathy Guymond

      To make himself look better !!!!

    • mhojai

      Who else can jugears stand next to, and look even slighly more intelligent?

    • Psalmist1972

      For the same reason Richard Nixon chose Gerald Ford to replace Spiro Agnew–he thinks it makes him secure from impeachment.

  • Cruz2016!!!

    Reminds me of a dirty, perverted uncle…ewww

    • Janice


  • Velma Rich Morris

    ok the female is sitting on a chair with the back Biden. Biden has his hand on her shoulder. The man on our right..on Bidens left with Troll on his vest is not too happy. I think I saw the words ordained minister so they may be bikers for Christ and was talking to the female when Biden came up drunk as a skunk. Next to Biden on the bench seat is another male..with his arm stretched on the back of the bench with his hand resting on it behind Biden. I am betting it is Obama because the hand looks kinda tan not white. The biker on the far left of the picture is sitting sideways on the end of the bench and looking at the man sitting there hidden from view…Obama did not want that photo op I bet bucks that its Obama and Biden is drunk off his ass AND making a bigger one out of himself. Nice democrats we have representing our white house hopefully not for long. What i want to know just what Biden is saying to the woman? Both guys are looking ready to clock him and knock him off his ass sure enough

  • Thom Harris

    I firmly believe that if Biden did not his Secret Service, Uncle Joe would have gotten his ass kicked.

  • Lewis Caldrone

    Really? Not! Photography is a wonderful thing, and so are the people who believe it!

    • Russell A

      That moon landing was done in Hollywood, Studio 51.

  • Michael Guay

    What’s the extra hand behind Joe’s shoulder on top of the couch?

    • Jasmine Clark

      there’s a person sitting directly behind biden and the woman XD you can barely see them. they are probably really glad their face is not in the picture!

  • J. Cox

    Dukakis tank moment!

  • Clay Slape

    Well, if you examine the picture more closely, She is not sitting in Biden’s lap. She is in a chair in front of him. Sorry to call out the person who suggested she was in his lap.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Still too close for my taste, if it were me. Thank God it wasn’t!

  • Chip

    Channeling Gary Hart much?

  • Claire Adams

    I think she’s in a chair and he pulled it back until it was right up against his seat. To do that, he has to spread his legs wide apart. So either scenario with Uncle Joe is pretty strange. He and Obama seem to be Close-Talkers.

  • BeeKaaay

    Time to play “bad to the bone”

  • Wulfheard

    What a douche waffle.

  • Rasmus

    I want my POTUS and VP to behave better. Neither represents this country with grace or class. Time for a change.

    • Elaine

      And they wonder why we “disrespect them?”

  • Sandra Young

    Biden gets a ‘boner’ …

  • Dads House Ed Center

    If she is sitting in his lap, than they are sitting on a weight lifter bench, and you can see the front of the chair she is sitting on between her legs. He is sitting in a chair behind her, and leaning forward, far from sitting in his lap.

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  • Cori J. Maner

    She’s not sitting in his lap, she’s sitting in one of the chairs at the table that is turned around so she is in the picture. There is another guy right behind her. Biden obviously leaned over say something funny. He always leans in close like that when he talks to people. There are pictures of him doing that with the President.

    • Russell A

      Clearly this picture was taken out of context.

  • Katherine Elizabeth Poulin

    And the problem is?

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Still, I would give $5 to know what those 2 guys on either side were thinking… I know, it’s not much, but it’s about all I can afford. Thanks Obama!

  • Burt Zerker

    Meanwhile back at the pizza parlor, Obama was busy being penetrated. What a team.

  • politicsisdirty

    Look at the faces of the male bikers? Priceless!

  • Russell A

    I like the new look of the VP’s Secret Service detail. Must have been a result of their recent training exercises in Colombia.

  • stillinthe60s

    Bill Clinton’s presence at the convention had a profound affect on the Vice President.

  • DavidRita Edelman

    Im sorry, this is not how the President and VPresident should be conducting themselves. Humerous at times yes acceptable, these photos absolutely not. These are the highest and most powerful offices/positions in the Nation/World. For us, as a nation to maintain respect, these individuals need to repect these representative positions we placed them in. They are not doing or accomplishing this
    responsibility. Time for a change.

  • stillinthe60s

    My Secret Service code name is Easy Rider baby.

    • Barbara Long

      love it!

  • $29520529

    So how will the MSM spin this one…

    • LisaG

      They won’t. They will completely ignore it.

  • Mickey Byrd

    Guy on the left: “I wonder if he’s going to ask me to sit on his lap.”
    Guy on the right: “He better not ask me to sit in his lap.”

    Girl in his lap: “Seriously, what do you do for a living”

  • susan5042

    Don’t know a biker that’s voting for them. Photoshopped!



      • Guest

        You know many biker dudes?? Oh goody for you! Aren’t you special. Well if they’re voting for “Omama/Biden” then they have shit for brains. And what’s with you typing your entire message in caps?? Do you have a hearing problem yourself and feel the need to yell?

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Needs glasses.

  • bsum1

    I’m sure Joe and the biker chick aren’t talking about the first thing to come up. They are more likely talking about the Hair Club of America

  • Logan Jack Adams

    Troll the Unimpressed

  • Valjean

    Do you think the mainstream media would have made something of this if it was Paul Ryan? Nahhhhhh….. Double standard.

  • aubreyfarmer

    From the look on the woman’s face, Biden just propositioned her and the look on the faces of the two me tells me they overheard it.

  • Gina Smith

    Hows come she is on a chair in this picture and his chair is further back. Notice where the back of the chair is at. She is not on his lap and you don’t really see his face.

  • Keldog

    It looks like Biden is sitting on the booth seat while the chick is in a chair in front of him, not on his lap. Funny. The guy on the right has a name patch that reads ‘Troll’. Lol.

  • chocolateheart

    Bikers for Biden!

  • Jack Offelday

    Clinton had the blue dress, Biden has the black chaps… is that racist?

  • Robert Tharp

    So what we have here is a biker chick sitting on Biden’s lap talking the nasty. Her boyfriend is inches away thinking about how he will kill Biden by his gun or old fashioned strangulation. His biker buddy is looking over thinking, “Dude, you better do something right now and I’ll have your back before Biden humiliates you any further with the motorcycle gang…” The biker chick gets beat up that night by boyfriend to protect his honor. Biden never returns her phone call from the hospital. She has no health insurance. Another reason for Obamacare.

  • Brent Nielsen

    No sure what she is thinking, but fairly positive what the two bikers are considering.

  • txj0311

    You’d think those biker guys would be smiling since ol’ uncle Joe’s giving her free birth control and all! :)

  • HeftyJo

    I think I can hear Hillary Clinton cackling all the way here in Dallas.

  • lana ward

    Joe Biden is a perverted little old man. That doesn”t speak well of his wife


    that is clearly NOT Joe Biden. Are you blind?

  • Duffy

    Is Joe puttin the move on Trolls Mama?
    Oh that aint good.

  • Debbie Finch Sikes

    He looks like he is asking for a lap dance!

  • Psalmist1972

    And remember folks, JB is just a heartbeat away from being the most powerful man on the planet!

  • RaggedyAnn46

    Joe Biden is not only stupid, but apparently a disgusting pig, as well. I’m ashamed for our country that our VP would behave this way. He and Bill Clinton should get together and make a day of it!





    • Darth_Venomous

      Shouts the dumbass who can’t even figure out where the caps-lock key is.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        I know they offer typing classes in school…

    • stillinthe60s

      Gee, guess my local paper got fooled too since this was on page 3 yesterday. By the way, you wouldn’t have to shout if you took that chimp out your ear.

  • AlmaAlma

    Somebody needs to track down those bikers and interview them.

  • Randall Stokes

    So is Biden a want’na be Hells Angel….news flash he already is,and Obama is LEADING the pac….

  • Cosmo

    Classy. The other two bikers look like they want to beat up Biden.

  • edward cropper

    The biker gal was not sitting on Joe’s lap as the image of the chair under her butt makes clear. Here is the picture I saw which is drastically different.

  • Karen Croghan

    I know the lady. I’m a female friend of hers. I pick my friends very carefully and she is a good person. She is a hard working. Her life revolves around her family. She is not on his lap. SHE IS ON A CHAIR. They were on a pre-run for a charitable ride for Autism. Her Fiance’ was there (not on the same seats) and was laughing as they were all joking around. There was nothing inappropriate. They are a family oriented club. The club works to raise money for chariable events such as Autism, Cleft lip and Palate, Breat cancer and local animal shelters to name a few. It’s sad that even when out helping others that someone makes something out of nothing and that’s the story of the day. It’s never the good. Did anyone ask why they were riding? No, they just run with what they want to make up. A picture catches one second. The internet is full of pictures that look different than what they really are. I can say she would not put up with anything saying something inappropriate to her. It wouldn’t matter who it was. She knows we support her and “girl, I’ll see you on the Austism ride”. Love ya!

  • Jann Knight

    She’s not on his lap. She is sitting in a chair in front on his. Let’s not make something out of nothing.

    • Nell

      Make something out of nothing…. oh, like the Demoncrats do? Like all the lies they fabricate about Romney and Ryan that get tons of mileage on the web… or like Debbie WS lying every time she opens her stinking mouth? No, we wouldn’t want to make something out of nothing…. especially when there is a photograph which shows Joe Bidumb making an ass of himself. We don’t need to make something out of nothing – it’s there for the world to see. It shows how stupid the American people were to vote this criminal/idiot pair into office in 2008. And if the American people are stupid enough to vote them in again then they get what they deserve. The Republican party and the American people better be on their guard because the Demoncrats will do everything they can, legal and illegal, to steal this election to keep “dear leader” in power. If you’re worried about someone making “something out of nothing” then you should shift your focus to the Demoncrats – they are very good at that (dead people voting, illegal aliens voting, military votes not being counted) Americans need to wake up out of their stupor and guard what remains of their liberties.

  • Debra Hyde-Dalton

    uh..where are his hands…creepy.

  • Marty Luther

    Nice to see Biden taking a position.

  • Eric Parsons

    I have seen those looks before, the older guy is furious, the younger is watching him to either help, or hinder that rage and as usual the chick is oblivious, so is the bikers lady. LOL :) wait for it………

  • Emelie Zack

    What is he doing to help this country? Joe Biden advertised that the Navy Seals were the ones who killed Osama Ben Laden therefore jeopardizing their safety. Eventually they were shot down in their helicopter in retaliation. What an idiot the VP is!!!

  • Sam Howard

    “That thing hasn’t moved since the Carter administration…” – Biden

  • Elaine

    Those two biker dudes look like they want to rip his head off! hahaha I bet they are NOT Obama fans? How much?

  • TwitWit

    I have zero respect for Joe Biden.

  • Ellen Asleson

    How many “e”s are in “Eeeeeeew?”

  • porgiefirefighter

    Those other guys are mad because Joe cut in line.

  • elluke

    Hope Joe didn’t score any meth lest he go Howard Dean on us.

  • 101st Airborne

    And all I hear about is how the right mistreats, oppress and show little respect to women…..seems the left has quite a few freaks:(

  • Janice

    Looks like he’s having a lap dance. Very perverted if you ask me. Ick yuck

  • Janice

    Just showing how much they respect women. I sure don’t need that kind of respect.

  • Terry

    Caption: I told ya’ll a while back that Obama’s got a big stick, but mine’s bigger!

  • John Hanover

    Is that a rolled up jobs report in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

  • Col

    Neither of the guys looked happy about the situation. If this had been Paul Ryan, there would have been a break in the evening news to show the picture.

  • john

    A heartbeat away,,,,good god. BHO is a tool, but Biden is bat $hit.

  • Guest

    Would you like to take my poll so I can see how big a post convention bounce I’ll get?

  • Anna Pacheco

    America is going under and this crap is suppose to be news?? I dont think so. I think the news should say that “Obama forgave one billon in debt to Egypt and then sent them some Submarines. Egypt is not our ally anymore now that Mumbarack is no longer President. Lybia has murdered an American in our embassy and set the building on fire. This is news. Joe Biden holding a Biker Chick on his lap says a lot about his Character but is not news. News is that Obama refused to meet with Netanyahoo to discuss Irans Missels. Every time Obama talks about helping other nations to become democracies, look at the mess we get. Obama wants to cut our defenses by billions while our enemies are just laying in wait. Wake up America. This world is headed for Trouble and Obama wants to weaken America.

  • kenneth russell

    I love the expressions on both the guys faces, “are you going to pop him or shall I?”

  • kenneth russell

    I love the expressions on both the guys faces, “are you going to pop him or shall I?”