DNC delegates staying at the Great Wolf Lodge were awoken at 3 a.m. when a fire alarm roused them from their sweet, sweet dreams of Sandra Fluke and Fauxcahontas powwowing in giant vagina costumes.
You know who’s to blame?
Is there no end to how far the tentacles of the Kochtopus extend? Will the Bush/Cheney cabal ever leave them in peace?
Dirty politicos! Or, you know, maybe a kitchen fire.