Fire alarm wakes DNC delegates at 3 a.m.; Republicans blamed, natch

DNC delegates staying at the Great Wolf Lodge were awoken at 3 a.m. when a fire alarm roused them from their sweet, sweet dreams of Sandra Fluke and Fauxcahontas powwowing in giant vagina costumes.

You know who’s to blame?

Is there no end to how far the tentacles of the Kochtopus extend? Will the Bush/Cheney cabal ever leave them in peace?

Dirty politicos! Or, you know, maybe a kitchen fire.

  • Love of Country

    Yanking the fire alarm at 3am? Since when are OWS’ers Republicans?

    YES I CAN – Have the slowest, worst recovery in history because I believe a crisis is a terrible thing to waste
    YES I CAN – Give thanks to the state run media for making all things possible
    YES I CAN – Give top military secrets to Hollywood if I think it makes me look good
    YES I CAN – Tell the world that George Bush is unpatriotic for adding 4 trillion dollars to the debt in 8 years
    YES I CAN – Call you a racist if you disagree with me
    YES I CAN – Make the largest number of BROKEN PROMISES ever
    YES I CAN – Enable the largest number of home forclosures ever
    YES I CAN – Promise a new era of civility and then deliberately rip the country in two with unseen fervor and resolve
    YES I CAN – Create the largest number of AGENDA-SETTING FAILURES ever
    YES I CAN – Make the largest number of SELF-SERVING SPEECHES ever
    YES I CAN – Have an incompetent, brown-nosing tax cheat for Secretary of Treasury
    YES I CAN – Finally admit Hope and Change was merely a calculated rouse for gullible , low information, racist trolls
    YES I CAN – KiII you, an American citizen, with a predator drone if I think you just might deserve it, especially if you’re overseas
    YES I CAN – Lie my way into two illegal wars while falsely accusing my predecessor of the same thing
    YES I CAN – Give ENTITLEMENT PROGRAMS for ILLEGAL ALIENS
    YES I CAN – Have sanctuary cities for illegals
    YES I CAN – Create the largest DEFICIT ever
    YES I CAN – Champion the life long slacker while publicly demonizing those who did everything by the book
    YES I CAN – Make ad hominem attacks against the GOP in evey single speech I ever make
    YES I CAN – Expand the powers of Eminent Domain to seize YOUR property …
    YES I CAN – Tell my Justice Dept not to prosecute bIack people if the accuser is white
    YES I CAN – Fail to punish the BIack Panthers who were on film intimidating voters at the voting station with weapons
    YES I CAN – Do nothing about the Gulf oil spill for two months to punish white Republicans
    YES I CAN – TAX, BORROW & SPEND 5 TRILLION dollars after promising PAY-GO
    YES I CAN – Tell Latinos that Republicans are their ENEMIES and fan the flames of racism for political gain
    YES I CAN – Spend millions in legal fees to keep my real birth certificate and college transcripts hidden
    YES I CAN – Run and ruin YOUR life
    YES I CAN – Increase the size of government to increase my base
    YES I CAN – Spend YOUR TAX DOLLARS on failed programs
    YES I CAN – Maliciously slander the Tea Party while praising OWS and union thugs
    YES I CAN – Put 15 million more people on the Govt dole to rob them of their drive and dignity for political gain
    YES I CAN – Continue all of Bush’s National Defense policies after tirelessly painting him as the Devil
    YES I CAN – Create more unnecessary, crippling regulations and wasteful spending
    YES I CAN – Be the first president to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party
    YES I CAN – Appear on MSNBC and say Fox News is not really a news organization
    YES I CAN – Tell congress to pass the Dream Act for illegal aliens
    YES I CAN – Sue Arizona for defending itself from ILLEGAL ALIENS
    YES I CAN – Increase Govt corruption by a factor of 25
    YES I CAN – Take over banks, auto manufacturers and the economy
    YES I CAN – Call any and all spending cuts pure evil when proposed by Republicans
    YES I CAN – Cause the credit rating in America to fall for the first time ever
    YES I CAN – Gladly add 15 million slackers to Food Stamps
    YES I CAN – Bow to other world leaders like a trained flea
    YES I CAN – Earnestly promote union card check strictly for purposes of intimidation to CONTROL who YOU vote for
    YES I CAN – Feign and scream racism when an Arizona Governor enforces immigration laws
    YES I CAN – Fill my cabinent with unelected czars like self avowed Communists Van Jones and Anita Dunn
    YES I CAN – Shut down oil drilling on Public lands and take credit for all the drilling done during the Bush Administration
    YES I CAN – Turn the highest office of the land into a laughingstock of the world at your expense …. your kids’, too
    YES I CAN – Take several vacations while millions of gallons of oil leak into the gulf and destroy whitey’s way of life
    YES I CAN – Force healthcare down America’s throat that 76 % opposed
    YES I CAN – Be the most non transparent president of all times
    YES I CAN – Take a 17 day vacation during the worst economy in decades
    YES I CAN – Make sure GE pays no taxes on 15 billion dollars worth of profits
    YES I CAN – Tell 1000 lies and FULLY EXPECT the State Run Media to completely ignore, spin, or bury all of them
    YES I CAN – By-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat
    YES I CAN – Give a great speech until the TELEPROMPTER goes down….
    YES I CAN – Divide the USA like never seen since the Civil war
    YES I CAN – Keep my main agenda to turn the USA into a SOCIALIST FAILURE
    YES I CAN – Blame anything that goes wrong on my watch on the last administration even after 4 years
    YES I CAN – Apply for college aid as a foreign student and then pretend it never happened
    YES I CAN – Create 450,000 new govt jobs and dozens of new bureaucracies …. all paid for with your taxes
    YES I CAN – Visit all 57 states
    YES I CAN – Forget how old my daughters are
    YES I CAN – Subvert the American people at every conceivable turn
    YES I CAN – Speak Austrian
    YES I CAN – Speak from a teleprompter at my kids’ birthday parties
    YES I CAN – Be the TROJAN HORSE that brings America to her knees
    YES I CAN – Promise to cut the deficit in half and then more than double it
    YES I CAN – File lawsuits against half a dozen states
    YES I CAN – Have a portrait of Mao Tse Tung on my Whitehouse Christmas Tree ornaments
    YES I CAN – Have the fastest dive in popularity ever for a President
    YES I CAN – Take dozens of uber lavish vacations at YOUR expense during the economic crisis of a lifetime
    YES I CAN – Destroy the oil and gas industry and blame the Republicans with the aid of the state-run-media
    YES I CAN – Count on LAZY, RACIST, FOOLS to vote for me AGAIN in 2012
    YES I CAN – Operate on infinite spin cycle and hope no one catches on
    YES I CAN – Have the FCC illegally take over the internet
    YES I CAN – Give the nuclear advantage to the Russians and give the nuke to Iran
    YES I CAN – Start a war in Libya and by-pass going to congress for approval
    YES I CAN – Say the Cambridge Police acted stupidly
    YES I CAN – Violate the War Powers Act
    YES I CAN – Have a hearty laugh with my henchmen over the lack of shovel ready jobs
    YES I CAN – Tell the Russians I will have much more flexibility after the elections
    YES I CAN – Turn the EPA into the fascist arm of my government
    YES I CAN – Have sanctuary cities for illegals
    YES I CAN – Provide guns for drug cartels to use against us and kiII our BORDER AGENTS
    YES I CAN – Support Palestine while throwing Israel under the bus
    YES I CAN – Be the most partisan president of all times inspite of my numerous campaign promises to the contrary
    YES I CAN – Create the largest DEFICIT ever …. we’re talking biblical proportions, people
    YES I CAN – Champion the life long slacker while publicly demonizing/castigating those who did everything by the book
    YES I CAN – Burn 9000 gallons of jet fuel on Earth Day
    YES I CAN – Kick Republicans in the teeth in EVERY single speech I ever make
    YES I CAN – Expand the powers of Eminent Domain to seize YOUR property …. my reasons are little of your business
    YES I CAN – Tell my Justice Dept not to prosecute bIack people if the accuser is white
    YES I CAN – Fail to punish the BIack Panthers who were on film intimidating voters at the voting station with weapons
    YES I CAN – Wait two months to start helping those white Repunlicans whose businesses were hurt by the gulf oil spill
    YES I CAN – TAX, BORROW & SPEND 5 TRILLION dollars after promising PAY-GO
    YES I CAN – Tell Latinos that Republicans are their ENEMIES and fan the flames of racism for political gain
    YES I CAN – Spend millions in legal fees to keep my real birth certificate hidden
    YES I CAN – Run and ruin YOUR life
    YES I CAN – Increase the size of government
    YES I CAN – Spend YOUR TAX DOLLARS on failed programs
    YES I CAN – Maliciously slander the Tea Party while PRAISING union thugs
    YES I CAN – Put more people on the Govt dole to rob them of their drive and dignity for political gain
    YES I CAN – Continue all of Bush’s National Defense policies after tirelessly painting him as the Devil
    YES I CAN – Create more unnecessary, crippling regulations
    YES I CAN – KiII NASA
    YES I CAN – Be against Chick-fil-A
    YES I CAN – Be against fracking
    YES I CAN – Be against farmers
    YES I CAN – Be against cattle ranchers
    YES I CAN – Be against budgets
    YES I CAN – Be against home Bible studies
    YES I CAN – Be against state’s rights
    YES I CAN – Be against the unborn
    YES I CAN – Be against gold miners in Alaska
    YES I CAN – Overturn Welfare Reform and make it 10x easier for lazy recipients to milk the system in return for votes
    YES I CAN – Have a father who was a radical revolutionary communist
    YES I CAN – Have a step father who was a radical revolutionary communist
    YES I CAN – Have a mother who was a radical revolutionary communist
    YES I CAN – Have a grandmother who was a radical revolutionary communist
    YES I CAN – Have a high school mentor who was a radical revolutionary communist
    YES I CAN – Start a race war
    YES I CAN – Start a class war
    YES I CAN – Start a gender war
    YES I CAN – Start a generational war
    YES I CAN – Praise State Run Media while bashing Fox, the very salvation of America and American values
    YES I CAN – Give waivers to all groups who supported Owebamacare in the most profoundly disturbing hypocrisy ever
    YES I CAN – Produce 1/2 of 1% of all the power we need as a nation with Green energy so let’s stop drilling now
    YES I CAN – Play golf and fill out brackets at the same time
    YES I CAN – Personify hypocrisy, racism, subversion and fascism all at the same time
    YES I CAN – Sue more states than anyone thought possible or certainly ever imagined
    YES I CAN – Shut down the Gulf while investing in Petrobras and other George Soros owned entities
    YES I CAN – Effectively put every American in the country at each others’ throats
    YES I CAN – Have a social security number from a state I never lived in
    YES I CAN – Destroy the human spirit on the Left with entitlement addiction in exchange for political power
    YES I CAN – Laugh at all the fools who believed me when I said I had shovel-ready jobs
    YES I CAN – Attack the constitution to such a degree that even my own Secret Service cannot respect me
    YES I CAN – Destroy the oil and gas industry while telling you I’m the only reason for their current success
    YES I CAN – Turn my back on the keystone pipeline cause I want 8 dollar a gallon gasoline
    YES I CAN – Get all of my talking points from Media Matters …. same goes for MSDNC
    YES I CAN – Aspire to 8 dollar gallons of gasoline and try my best to blame it on Republicans
    YES I CAN – Act like Solyndra and Fast and Furious were no big deal and deny justice for Brian Terry’s family
    YES I CAN – Abate and annul bankruptcy law and turn over control of companies to union supporters
    YES I CAN – Destroy the USA
    YES I CAN – Be from Kenya

    YES I CAN – Be One and Done!

    • Paul C.

      Great, simply great. Now don’t you hold back.

    • BarbiB

      Simply outstanding!

    • BarbiB

      Simply outstanding!

    • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

      No need to sugar coat it, man….

    • http://twitter.com/MoueLaMoue Moue La Moue (D)

      Tell us … how do you REALLY feel? That is one awesome list, man. Awesome!

      • Love of Country

        I appreciate that.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      My hero (or heroine, whichever the case my be)!

      • Love of Country

        Aw shucks, fellow patriot ….. that would be your blushing “hero”, lol.
        :)))

    • http://twitter.com/korea71 Karen Bradshaw

      Lovin it….

  • Cyborg0012

    Paranoid much? Our side is too busy handing out Kleenex and Legos.

  • weRbroke

    The tweets are just an indication of the shallow logic that plagues the Dems. Who on earth would crab about being woke up by a legit fire alarm? I would be glad that the place has them and they work.

    • conservativechick

      Ahh, but they questioned. WAS it a ‘legitimate’ alarm??

    • conservativechick

      Ahh, but they questioned. WAS it a ‘legitimate’ alarm??

  • Snarky D

    Democrats are usually accusing Republicans of trying to kill people, it’s refreshing they want to give them credit for trying to save a few for a change.

  • http://twitter.com/l4issez Conservative First

    I venture to guess none of them have been through any form of basic training, where the drill sgt wakes you up at 2am to get in uniform and in formation in 5 minutes, talk about crabby.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Ok. Was it just me, or did that hallway picture appear like it was taken inside one the dancing, pink vaginas?? That place looks like it’s too tacky for even a Pimp’s Convention….which now that I think about it, would probably be a step up from teh DNC.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Ok. Was it just me, or did that hallway picture appear like it was taken inside one the dancing, pink vaginas?? That place looks like it’s too tacky for even a Pimp’s Convention….which now that I think about it, would probably be a step up from teh DNC.

  • Elaine

    Umm maybe it was one of those VERY DRUNK delegates? Blame Blame Blame.

  • Elaine

    Umm maybe it was one of those VERY DRUNK delegates? Blame Blame Blame.

  • Linda

    Republicans are actually sleeing at 3am so they can get up and go to work in the morning.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Oh, bravo.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Oh, bravo.

  • Linda

    Republicans are actually sleeing at 3am so they can get up and go to work in the morning.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Oohh -wooooo look out DNC! Next time, Sarah Palin is gonna leave a burning paper bag with doggy poo in it on your doorstep!

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Oohh -wooooo look out DNC! Next time, Sarah Palin is gonna leave a burning paper bag with doggy poo in it on your doorstep!

  • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

    HA HA HA methinks there’s gonna be a lot more monkey wrenching at DNC…..

  • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

    Great Wolf Lodge is one of out better Damn Yankee Tourist Traps…LOL ROF…

  • Jer

    It’s Bush’s fault.

  • ntxokie

    Oh gee… Kitchen fire… Does Great Wolf hire illegals?

  • http://twitter.com/jasonsjca jason

    I think it was a prank on Obama’s supporters done by a Hillary supporter. The 3am call Ad, sound familiar.

  • http://twitter.com/MoueLaMoue Moue La Moue (D)

    It was a Republican! It was a Republic! It was a … What was that? Oh a fire you say? In the kitchen you say? Ah-ha! It was a Republican Fire!

  • CPTWilly

    Small kitchen fire? I would have thought it was the delegates smoking pot.

  • Owen007

    Blaming someone else for something that happened during their watch? Makes sense. They’re DNC delegates after all.

  • Postbackxp

    Guess you can’t blame a drunk naked Bill Clinton for every thing.