#FutureMittJokes trend is priceless
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Sharon Yang (@SharonBYang) August 24, 2012When you’ve been dealt a bad hand, you can still play the race card. At least that’s the strategy liberals subscribe to. After Mitt Romney cracked a birth certificate joke earlier today, the Left experienced nothing short of a major meltdown. Bereft of any rational thought, they decided to birth a ludicrous hashtag game, #FutureMittJokes.
A handful miraculously managed to keep race out of it:
Hey don't blame me for going birther. I was just getting back at Trump for stealing my, "You're fired" line #futuremittjokes—
J P (@histino) August 24, 2012
No one can accuse me of not knowing how to hide my money in the Cayman Islands or Swiss Banks to dodge paying taxes on it. #futuremittjokes—
emal (@emal29) August 24, 2012
"No one's ever asked to see the disclosure forms of that Cayman Islands trust fund in Rafalca's name… Oh shit." #futuremittjokes #p2 #p21—
Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 24, 2012
No one has ever held me down and cut my hair #futuremittjokes—
O.H. OriginalHanksta (@dahanksterF15) August 24, 2012
"You should vote for me, because I am the biggest tax cheat in America! Only the little people pay taxes." Mitt Romney #futuremittjokes—
(@georgiaguy8) August 24, 2012
LOADING HUMOR ROUTINE ERROR 404 NOT FOUND #futuremittjokes—
Quite Lowbrow (@droogie6655321) August 24, 2012
The 19th Amendment. Bwahahaha! #futuremittjokes—
Mittens The Great (@RomneyShambles) August 24, 2012
But most just couldn’t resist:
Barack Obama is only three-fifths the man I am. #futuremittjokes—
Paul Conrad (@Paul_Conrad) August 24, 2012
“No one complained that I ‘took their spot’ when I got into college.” #futuremittjokes—
Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) August 24, 2012
"It's called the *White* House for a reason!" #FutureMittJokes—
Jayelle (@GreenEyedLilo) August 24, 2012
Hello to all my hispanic landscapers in attendance #futuremittjokes—
J P (@histino) August 24, 2012
“The police don’t stop and arrest me when I walk into my nice home.” #futuremittjokes—
Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) August 24, 2012
"when I reach into my pocket to get my wallet out nobody shoots at me" #futuremittjokes—
Liam Liwanag Burke (@liamlburke) August 24, 2012
"No one asked me if my favorite food was watermelon." #futuremittjokes—
James Downie (@jamescdownie) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes No one ever asked me to play the banjo and eat watermelon.—
Cecil Thunder (@cecilthunder) August 24, 2012
"Now I've not had my opponent's supporters compare *my* wife to a monkey…" #futuremittjokes—
Oliver Willis (@owillis) August 24, 2012
No one's ever called me "uppity." #futuremittjokes—
(@utaustinliberal) August 24, 2012
"President Obama is black. I know plenty of black people working at my country club or as household help for rich friends." #futuremittjokes—
(@georgiaguy8) August 24, 2012
No one ever burnt a cross on *my* lawn. #futuremittjokes—
Imani ABL (@AngryBlackLady) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes "I just wear this robe and pointy hat with hood for sun protection." #gop #tcot #p2 #p2b #ctl #mittromney—
(@Badlifestyle) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes "That Nazi flag hanging on my living room wall in no way reflects my views." #mittromney #gop #tcot #p2 #p2b—
(@Badlifestyle) August 24, 2012
Get it? Because Mitt’s a closet Nazi!
Conservatives weren’t about to let lefties get away with their garbage-spewing, and they fought back with good old-fashioned hashtag-hijackage:
#BlessObamasHeart He thought he could spend money to make money #futuremittjokes—
Owain (@OwainPenllyn) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes Knock knock.Who's there? Obama. Sorry, u can't come in. This is Mitt's white house now!—
Laura (@lkkersten) August 24, 2012
@JustPlainBill #FutureMittJokes I hear now that Obama's out of office he's going to be on a sitcom "The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers".—
Mike Barr (@maxnrgmike) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes I was told I don't have experience for president because I never worked as a community organizer.—
Conservapedia (@jay_pe) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes Because I never asked a paraplegic (Chuck Graham) to stand up at a rally! goo.gl/F6mG—
Fisher_of_Men (@Fisher_of_Men09) August 24, 2012
@JonahNRO #futuremittjokes The President's career really "BLEW UP" when he met Bill Ayres and Bernadine Dohrn.#betterromneypunchlines—
Jeff Abfall (@jdftgadsden) August 24, 2012
I like dogs, but I don't think I could eat a whole one. #futuremittjokes #obamajokes—
Corr Comm (@corrcomm) August 24, 2012
A guy goes to Dr: "It hurts when I laugh." Dr: "You'll have to wait, but I'm glad yr laughing. #obamacare #ACA #futuremittjokes @virtualbri—
Charlet Faye (@CharletFaye1) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes "They want to put y'all back in chains!"
Oh, WAIT…—
CoolCzech (@CoolCzech1) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes Have you heard the one about Biden's latest racist comment? #rimshot—
Billy Jones (@masquer08er) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes Hey Obama, show us the #Israel stamp on your passport.—
Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes. Biden walks into a door…..—
Tool Seller (@Toolseller) August 24, 2012
"I saw the movie "Night of the Living Dead." It was full of Obama voters" #futuremittjokes—
Stuart (@Ringo6) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes Nobody ever accused me of wanting to "spread the wealth around." Except my own.—
Brian Jones (@FlashHeart59) August 24, 2012
That’s right. Romney spreads his wealth around of his own volition.
#futuremittjokes Nobody has asked me why my party can't pass a budget.—
Billy Jones (@masquer08er) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes Obama promises if reelected, he'll make sure to get at least 1 member of Congress to vote for his budget. 414-0 & 97-0—
Conservapedia (@jay_pe) August 24, 2012
#futuremittjokes i cant wait to Recieve Nobel Peace Prize—
dm (@danmoda) August 24, 2012
@aggedor_Hobbit #FutureMittJokes Guy came up to me & said he hadn't had a bite in 3 days, so I got him a dog costume and Obama bit him.—
(@JLThorpe) August 24, 2012
Did you hear the one about the autobiography with real people in it? #futuremittjokes—
Stuart (@Ringo6) August 24, 2012
Pretty sure that’s a win, right there.
The hashtag war’s still waging, but we’re feeling good about the eventual outcome.