Cher: I’d ‘kill myself after 1 verse of America the Beautiful!’

Cher has made it abundantly clear that she doesn’t even want to breathe the same Mormon-cootie air as “spineless racist” Mitt Romney  and his “racist homophobic women hating tea bagger masters.” A dream about Romney winning the election once brought her to tears.

Today the unhinged diva admitted she shares something in common with the “whitest man in magic underwear”  they’re both — gasp! — wealthy!

But please don’t take that to mean Cher is one of those icky patriots. The “bubble” she occupies doesn’t stand for that sort of nonsense. Cher would rather kill herself than suffer through a single verse of “America the Beautiful.”

Not that anyone was asking her to sing it.

If the outspoken Obama supporter would rather die than subject herself to a few lines of “America the Beautiful,” perhaps she should use some of those detestable 1% dollars to buy herself a ticket to a better country. Good luck finding one, Cher.


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  • John Hanover

    Without the studio tricks and robotic sounds what’s left of her natural voice would kill us. 1% ? Her and the other Limousine Liberals need to put their money towards the national debt and quit cheer leading those that break it.

  • FGCU_James

    I have to wonder:

    Is it really Cher typing these tweets out with her hands, or does she just bang her head against the keyboard until she likes the results?

  • radjahshelduck

    Do you believe in life after senility?
    I can feel some thing inside me say
    I really don’t think she’s sane enough…

  • Joel A. Edge

    “Im part of 1% like Mitt!”

    That can easily be corrected. A lot of charities are waiting and willing.

  • Mr. Grammar/SpellCkr

    That woman (and I use the term loosely) is seriously unhinged. It’s time to put her in a rubber room. But I will gladly sing “America the Beautiful” to her if she would follow through!

  • allenbarr

    cher has tirned herself into the no.1 reprobate in our nation. it’s an actual tie with rosanne barr.

  • Marty Thomas

    Oh Cher- you poor pathetic woman, was it something from your childhood that has left you so bitter and clueless, maybe its the thought that your success is not youurs, someone else did that for you, but that after aol is the Lib-Prog way.

  • weRbroke

    She has to be off her meds…

  • cospgsmark

    These wealthy entertainers are sort of like spoiled teenagers that hate their parents. My fantasy is to cut them off from their support and find out what the real world is like (even if they come from humble beginnings, they seem to forget).

  • pc325

    Wow, Cher…take a Xanax.

  • TugboatPhil

    Cher said, “… id kill myself after 1 verse of America the Beautiful!”

    Why didn’t you tell us sooner? Let me begin, “Oh beautiful, for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain! For purple mountains majesty, above the fruited plain!”…still with us, Cher?

  • Cary

    Would someone play two verses, please?…just in case.

    • Teresa Nelson

      America. America. God shed his grace on thee. And crowned they good with brotherhood from sea to shining sea! O beautiful for pilgrim feet, whose stern impassioned stress. A thoroughfare of freedom beat, across the wilderness!

      America. America. God mend thine every flaw. Confirm thy soul in self-control,

      Thy liberty in law!

  • Shirley Zielinski

    Cher sings? I’ve heard her howl before but never knew she could sing

  • Paul J. Citro

    I guess that’s all she’s got left is to RANT. Just in case she is telling the truth lets hear a couple of verses.

  • Angelfire4280

    How about you move to another country, Cher, and leave us alone? It’s weird that someone this ignorant can type.

  • Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Honest to God, she’s not even lucid.

  • bleufishcat

    Tweeting the diversity of tolerance. haha

  • $6539006

    Since she 1) hates that “bubble” she can share her wealth with me! (It’s only fair 😉 ) 2) Since she hates America soooooo much, maybe she should move to a country that would help her out more, say, Iran. Why do these idigits hate the country that made them so wealthy to begin with???

  • RIP

    Cher is off her rocker.

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    Everybody sing!
    (you know what song, correct?)

    Regardless of how you feel about causing the death of dumb critters, that’s the only response such a blinding stupid and vicious statement such as that deserves.

    She’s always been talentless, tin-voiced, unintelligent and uncouth. She seems compelled to continually remind everyone of those facts.

  • Kelly Babbit

    This is coming from a woman so *elite* even know how to order a pizza ..True story