Team Obama on pitiful crowd sizes: No, really, we totally meant to do that!

That’s the latest desperately scared spin from Team Obama. First, they tried to call the huge crowds turning out for Romney and Ryan, “unhinged.”  The latest sad attempt? Oh, those pitiful crowds like the 600 people in N.C. who turned out to see Biden, when well over 10,000 came out to see Romney and Ryan? We meant to do that! No, really:

More from the always extraordinary Jammie Wearing Fool:

To better connect with people, by telling them they didn’t build that, or that they’re racist. Easier with a tiny crowd, we suppose. Four years ago a football stadium could hardly contain the awesome crows, Greek columns and his massive ego. Now he’s discovered frugality and intimacy.

The seas didn’t recede, but the swooning crowds sure did! Fed up citizens can’t get enough of the schadenfreud-eliciousness.

Those pathetic crowds, Obama? You did build that.

Take a gander at just the overflow crowd, stuck outside, at a Romney/Ryan event, champ.

And more here, just for Paul Ryan; DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s “seniors hate Paul Ryan” thing is a total fail, just like your crowd sizes.

Jealous much? It’s not us, Obama. It’s you.

See you in November!

  • Lloyd S

    I had the same problem as an awkward teenage geek…had to beat the girls off with a stick…

  • nc

    When I saw The Villages event yesterday I remember wondering, “Wow that’s a lot of seniors standing – not sitting – for a VERY long time. And they were as excited as teenagers.

    • Peter Robyn

      That’s what I was thinking too. Proof of who (smart, successful) seniors are excited to hear & for whom they will vote.

  • nc

    Re BHO’s crowd: Did anyone do a minority bean count?

  • Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Oh God, that is HYSTERICAL!!! I mean, that’s like North Korea caliber spin.

    • James Neal

      Exactly — we have more than enough to spend billions on armaments and every one of our people is healthy, happy and well-fed. Incredible how demigogs throughout history imitate each other time and again.

      • Penny Robinson Fan Club

        Wow, nice try to move irrelevantly off-topic, my friend who can’t spell “demagogue.”

        • mckalarose

          I am fairly certain he was actually agreeing with you and elaborating on your post.

          • godboldleslie

            Uh, yeah Icy, step back from defensive posture and enjoy life a little more, k?

          • Penny Robinson Fan Club

            Mm, perhaps. I read him as snarking off sarcastically about the defense budget while the inner cities starve or something. He does need to learn to spell better, though.

    • Peter Robyn

      hahaha!!! Sure is, that’s where Obeyme gets his ideas!

  • Dena Piraino

    Maybe the crowds followed Biden to Delaware.

  • Jeffrey Harbin

    This just in…the Obama campaign has sued in federal court to move the General Election date from Nov. 6, 2012, to an unspecified date in the year 3535. The change is necessary to allow President Obama the time needed to meet with each individual registered voter one-on-one in order to explain in a personal and intimate setting why he should be reelected.

    • Mark Hatfield

      ha ha..if he could he would that’s funny

  • Taxpayer1234

    I’m so glad Twitchy is here because I can keep up on the Twitter lolz from inside Twitter Jail. Help spring me! @Taxpayers1234

  • TLKensington

    There are different kind of events where you want different size crowds, but this is probably, especially with Biden rallies, due to low numbers showing up. I’m surprised that the Obama campaign isn’t seriously considering a new VP to fire up the Dem base.

    • SJ’s Dad

      Rumor has it Hilary was offered!

  • cscape

    My question is this…… How much are the “limited few” (in Obama’s “crowds”) being paid by the Obama Campaign?….. and (follow-up question) At what point (by definition) is it inappropriate to call a gathering of people, a “crowd”? (just asking)

  • radjahshelduck

    “We are intentionally limiting crowd size at rallies.” And in sports news, the Cubs management said they’re intentionally limiting their participation in World Series.

  • Love of Country

    Do liberals really think Americans are as stupid and gullible as they are?

    I mean these uber embarrassing lies from the POTUS are extremely offensive to me. As an American it’s just difficult to process and wrap my head around such condescension, desperation and lack of respect and integrity coming from this Whitehouse … unbelievable!

    • godboldleslie

      No, they think they’re brilliant and we be the rubes.

  • BeeKaaay

    “Obama campaign intentionally limiting crowd sizes of rallies” yes, limited to leftwingwackos and cronies and not regular people.

  • stillinthe60s

    No really, I love ears this big because it makes it so much easier to listen to the American people.

  • stillinthe60s

    I’m spending so much time building up everyone’s business, I don’t have time to build up my audiences.

  • stillinthe60s

    We are having such a hard time responding to so many people fainting when I speak, I thought it best to limit audience size to the number of first responders available.

    • godboldleslie

      Snnnncckk! (The sound of me snorting milk out my nose.)

  • Mini14’sBlkStrat

    Fact—If the dems could get 100,000 or more people to an event, they would do it Tomorrow! Not only do you get more bang for your buck, the msm would flock to it for Great PR. The dems can’t fill a large venue, they’re floundering, and its quite obvious.

  • Shannon Piper

    This lie would go over better if Obama hadn’t already displayed his massive ego innumerable times over the course of his term. We all know him well enough now to know he wants overflowing stadiums and fainting teenage girl fans, like the Beatles.

  • Mark B Hoover

    It’s not like they can’t leave their jobs…which they don’t have.

  • Conservativeanarchist

    Be aware if Obama’s wins re-election, hit motto will be, “No, really we are intentionally trying to reduce the white conservative population.”

  • Peter Robyn

    Obama intentionally keeping crowds small>>> hahahahaha!!!! Now I’ve heard ’em all!

  • mhojai

    They really DO think their sheep/parasites will believe ANYTHING!

  • Paul J. Citro

    Obama team is paying the crowds to stay home. RIGHT!

  • eltiare

    I love how just a few months ago the number of people that Ron Paul attracted to his rallies was “no big deal”. Good hell, I hate politics.

  • John Beam

    Wouldn’t it be precious if Charlotte became a ghost town during the DNC convention? Here’s hoping that the only excitement there is by OWS scumbags.