Hey, girl: Breathless reports on pressing issue of shirtless Ryan’s abs … and Biden’s? Shudder

Paul Ryan’s abs, natch! And they were the talk, and leer, of the day!

Will there be breathless media reporting?

ABC does. The article talks about Ryan’s “physique” and how it has become an Internet sensation. Then, it ends with this hard-hitting bit of journalism:

Whether more recent shirtless pictures will emerge as the campaign continues remains to be seen.

Even Fox News’ Bret Baier couldn’t resist the siren call of the abs.

Twitter users had a blast discussing this most pressing issue. Is it a game changer?

Oh noes. Will there be an Abs-Off between VP candidates?

What’s the opposite of “pics or it never happened”? Our eyes!

Oh, the humanity. Click if you dare. The Onion was way ahead of them, though!


And a little eye candy for the geeks! Well, and a palate cleanser for anyone who clicked on the shirtless Biden link. Shudder!

  • disqus_LASIg6epmj

    Since Hillary is out of the running, at least she won’t feel pressured to release a shirtless pic of herself. lol

    • Angela Wheeler

      Yuck!…where’s the brain bleach

      • disqus_LASIg6epmj

        I apologize. Here ya go:

        • http://www.facebook.com/john.schaub.14 John Schaub

          funny hahahahaha!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/dgottschalk1 David Gottschalk

    Ryan is clearly a slave to the p90x powerful Washington lobby

  • Rob Stevely

    Ryan didnt work on those abs, someone did it for him

    • disqus_LASIg6epmj

      *snort* Seriously, though, my husband did P90X & Insanity last summer (I’ve done a little of both) and they are INTENSE!

  • waltzingmtilda

    I love how Janna is wearing the 40-something “mom” bathing suit…the one you wear when you’re not quite overweight but you’re not real happy with how you would look in a two piece or even a regular one piece. Now THAT is a woman I can totally relate to.

  • Nana Taylor

    Thank the heavens Rosanne Barr dropped out of the race.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      I would poke my eyes out if I saw HER topless. Ugh. It was already bad seeing the pic. of Barry holding in his gut and Biden who just gave up on his ages ago. Mitt & Ryan really are the HOT TICKET.