#obamas2ndterm learn to throw a baseball
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Dummé (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 17, 2012As the latest Gallup survey finds the presidential race in a near dead heat, people are giving serious thought to just what #Obamas2ndTerm might look like. Let’s take a look into the crystal ball.
#obamas2ndterm Re-open Gitmo and promptly re-close it. #waitaminute—
Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) August 17, 2012
Announce his exciting new Constitution doormats have arrived. #obamas2ndterm—
Sunny (@sunnyright) August 17, 2012
#obamas2ndterm Print 22 $1Trillion dollar bills. Pay off $21 Trillion debt. Keep extra bill as a souvenir—
wiserbud (@WiserMeany) August 17, 2012
#obamas2ndterm confess that Michelle's white house kitchen garden is actually a dog cemetery.—
(@Gunservatively) August 17, 2012
#obamas2ndterm Find a shovel and make it ready—
Andrews Dad (@Andrew_Dad) August 17, 2012
Might get around to looking into that whole economy/jobs thing when tee times full. #obamas2ndterm—
Michael Blum (@MichaelBlum3) August 17, 2012
#Obamas2ndterm Blame Obama's first term for the mess he inherited—
The H2 (@TheH2) August 17, 2012
#obamas2ndterm Pick a winning bracket.—
(@mrskorpio) August 17, 2012
#obamas2ndterm Appoint Bill Maher as Czar of Funny—
wiserbud (@WiserMeany) August 17, 2012
#obamas2ndterm Finish waffle/bowl above 100/ be his brother's keeper—
Delta Smelt (@Delta_Smelt) August 17, 2012
#obamas2ndterm Finally meet with my Jobs Council sometime within first 48 months—
Mainstream Media (@BaracksMedia) August 17, 2012
Tell us, people of the future… is Joe Biden really on the ticket?
#obamas2ndterm finally let Biden do that Al Jolson routine he's been yammering about since 2008.—
Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) August 17, 2012
#obamas2ndterm Put Joe Biden in chains—
wiserbud (@WiserMeany) August 17, 2012