"Wanna hear my imitation of a Mexican?" #BidenDebateLines
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Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) August 11, 2012A debate between Vice President Joe Biden and GOP VP candidate Paul Ryan? Yes, please.
What am I looking forward to the most? The Ryan/Biden Debate.—
Madeleine McAulay (@m_mcaulay) August 11, 2012
Sadly, we’ll have to wait until October to witness Biden’s inevitable debate missteps.
The Biden/Ryan VP Debate is set for October 11 at Centre College in Danville, Kentucky. 9-10:30pm/ET.—
Mark Knoller (@markknoller) August 11, 2012
Biden debate prep going full speed. Team has ordered all new Speak-and-Spells.—
Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) August 11, 2012
But fortunately, conservatives are offering a preview using the #BidenDebateLines hashtag.
#BidenDebateLines Sure, this Ryan guy is brilliant and experienced, but has anybody tested his mettle?—
The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) August 11, 2012
"You're from Wisconsin? Riiiiiiight, like that's even a real country." #BidenDebateLines—
Charly (@chuck_dizzle) August 11, 2012
I know you're from Wisconsin, but I can understand your accent just fine. At least you're not that Indian guy. #BidenDebateLines—
Loren Heal (@lheal) August 11, 2012
Okay Pauly, I'm done with my pudding. Now lose that shirt so we can get to wrasslin'. #BidenDebateLines—
Jon G. (@ExJon) August 11, 2012
#BidenDebateLines I'm Joe from Scranton Pee-Ay. Why am I here? Where is the big fucking beef? J-O-B-S. In conclusion, high speed rail.—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 11, 2012
I was told there'd be no math.
#BidenDebateLines—
Miss Stacia (@glockandpearls) August 11, 2012
#BidenDebateLines Can I phone a lifeline?—
(@kfcochran) August 11, 2012
I hate the Packers! They're the worst baseball team in the NBA! #BidenDebateLines—
Timothy Salters (@altofsalt) August 11, 2012
#BidenDebateLines "You can't even walk into a bank these days unless you have a slight Chinese accent!"—
Ian Essling (@ianessling) August 11, 2012
I colored in the lines on my kids menu today. #BidenDebateLines—
Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) August 11, 2012
Mister Whiskers is a funny name for a cat. I like pancakes. #BidenDebateLines—
Daniel Knauf (@Daniel_Knauf) August 11, 2012
"…but in all seriousness, I just wanted to say that you were terrific in Sleepless in Seattle." #BidenDebateLines—
Charly (@chuck_dizzle) August 11, 2012
The match-up is so unfair, we almost feel bad for Vice President Biden. Almost.
Oddly enough, a Ryan vs Biden debate would look a lot like Ryan pushing an old woman off a cliff.—
Jim J (@anthropocon) August 11, 2012