Some guy on Twitter with an unironic "™" after his name wants to pay someone to ferry him his passport from NYC. He's a Young Global Leader!
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felix salmon (@felixsalmon) August 10, 2012Blogger and communications strategist Josh Spear – er, Josh Spear™ — really needs his passport. One problem: the passport is in New York and he isn’t.
What’s a passport-less “Young Global Leader” to do?
Need a task rabbit (or willing soul with car) to drive from nyc to Portland Maine ASAP today. Bring me my passport.—
Josh Spear™ (@joshspear) August 10, 2012
If you're in NYC I will buy you a plane ticket to carry my passport here. Plane leaves in one hour 15 minutes. Round trip you're back.—
Josh Spear™ (@joshspear) August 10, 2012
Any takers?
@joshspear I'm driving to Portland tomorrow afternoon if you still need help—
Sam Chotiner-Gardner (@samchotiner) August 10, 2012
Tomorrow? Not good enough! But maybe if Spear sweetens the deal?
@joshspear the lady has to work today, unfortunately.—
Sam Chotiner-Gardner (@samchotiner) August 10, 2012
Good man. The lady comes first.
So, anyone want to help Josh Spear™ out? Doesn’t that trademark symbol after his name make you want to drop everything to do his bidding?
Bueller? Bueller?
