Some guy on Twitter with an unironic "™" after his name wants to pay someone to ferry him his passport from NYC. He's a Young Global Leader!— Felix Salmon (@felixsalmon) August 10, 2012
Blogger and communications strategist Josh Spear — er, Josh Spear™ — really needs his passport. One problem: the passport is in New York and he isn’t.
What’s a passport-less “Young Global Leader” to do?
Tomorrow? Not good enough! But maybe if Spear sweetens the deal?
Good man. The lady comes first.
So, anyone want to help Josh Spear™ out? Doesn’t that trademark symbol after his name make you want to drop everything to do his bidding?