Wanted: Twitter user to fly passport from New York City to Portland, Maine

Blogger and communications strategist Josh Spear — er, Josh Spear™ — really needs his passport. One problem: the passport is in New York and he isn’t.

What’s a passport-less “Young Global Leader” to do?

Any takers?

Tomorrow? Not good enough! But maybe if Spear sweetens the deal?

Good man. The lady comes first.

So, anyone want to help Josh Spear™ out? Doesn’t that trademark symbol after his name make you want to drop everything to do his bidding?

Bueller? Bueller?


  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Josh, I’m ready to comply! Tell me the location of the passport, where I can find a 2nd form of ID, your mother’s maiden name and possibly a credit card for gas. I’ll be there as fast as I possibly can!

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

    “Task rabbit”?
    “Task rabbit”? What a tool.

  • Rob Stevely

    I think he needs to hire an assistant, now hes looking for a pilot…… Josh Spear™ ‏@joshspear
    Anyone have a pilots license in or around the Boston area (Portland, Maine), wanna fly me to Yarmouth, NS tomorrow? I’ll rent the plane.

  • radjahshelduck

    Josh, where are you? I have your passport, I followed the directions you gave me, and yet you are nowhere to be seen! I mean what gives; it says right here on your directions… oh, crap! I was supposed to go to Portland MAINE?????

  • http://twitter.com/Retread03 Retread

    Has Josh never heard of FedEx Saturday delivery? #TechFail