Helen Zille & Hillary Clinton: PLEASE STOP DANCING IN PUBLIC! My brain. It cannot.
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Jacob Zuma (@Jacob_G_Zuma) August 09, 2012Oh, yes. She did. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton did a little bumping and grinding (oh, the horror of having to type those words) in South Africa.
RAW VIDEO: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton shows off her moves on the dance floor during South Africa trip: apne.ws/NcYLZ6 -DC—
The Associated Press (@AP) August 09, 2012
Dude. To complete the “no rhythm white man dance,” she should have borrowed that whole bite-lip thing from her husband!
Media are, of course, swooning over it.
File under HEADLINES I COULD NOT HAVE CONCEIVED OF IN 2008: "20 Photos That Prove Hillary Clinton Is A Total Badass" businessinsider.com/hillary-clinto…—
Rebecca Traister (@rtraister) August 09, 2012
Just like when they went into fits of Squee over her sunglasses and Mardi Gras beads at a swearing in ceremony. She’s so totally cool and hip and stuff! Leadership shmeadership! She’s got the moves … of Nancy “Elaine Benes” Pelosi.
Twitter users just can’t get enough of it.
How did I miss this yesterday? RT @TheFix Hillary Clinton dancing in South Africa. This does not disappoint. (VIDEO) ow.ly/cOX0a—
Christopher (@cenelson08) August 09, 2012
No worries! It’s continuing to make the rounds today; misery, and mocking, love company! Unlike the media, Twitter users are horrified. Yet can’t look away.
Awkward white men the world over now have a name for our particular style of dancing. Behold: The Hillary Clinton guardian.co.uk/world/video/20…—
Barry Malone (@malonebarry) August 08, 2012
Mommmmm! You're EMBARRASSING ME! businessinsider.com/hillary-clinto…—
John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) August 08, 2012
Pantsuity Dancing: dougpowers.com/2012/08/08/pan…—
Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) August 08, 2012
I saw Hillary Clinton's S. African dance clip. @ the next wedding reception don't say I dance like a dying fish, I dance like a world leader—
Mike Maxwell (@themikemaxwell) August 09, 2012
Just watched a video of Hillary Clinton dancing in South Africa. Did you ever wish you could #unsee something?—
IquestionDC (@iquestionDC) August 09, 2012
What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Sadly.
