#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC Carter and Obama merge, forming a 50-foot job-destroying malaise-bot called Omega Downgrade
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John Hayward (@Doc_0) August 07, 2012Oh, dear! Our sides are aching already and the convention is still a month away! You see, as Twitchy reported this morning, Jimmy Carter will address the 2012 Democratic National Convention in Charlotte next month.
Twitter users could not help but imagine what will happen after his taped address; Even Jimmy Carter doesn’t want to actually attend the convention. Perhaps he doesn’t want to be there in person because he’s super ticked that President Obama has totally stolen his “worst president evah” thunder?
@Doc_0 #AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC, the captain of the Titanic will speak about iceberg avoidance.—
Jorge Bonilla (@BonillaJL) August 07, 2012
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC he walks away smiling and whispering to himself "Suckas, I'm not the worst president anymore!" #ObamaIsntWorking—
Theresa Smith (@TeeDee1) August 07, 2012
Maybe he will celebrate with some nice Billy Beer!
More predictions fly in from Twitter users, amused by this latest taking-on-water development in the ever-sinking Democrat ship.
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC The guys from Jackass will give a chainsaw safety demonstration on unicycles.—
Jim Hunt (@JimEddieHunt) August 07, 2012
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC, Democrats will play telephone with Vladimir Putin whilst transmitting messages.—
Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) August 07, 2012
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC Speeches from George McGovern, Walter Mondale, Alan Grayson, Alvin Greene—
Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) August 07, 2012
Forgot one!
Where's Mike Dukakis? MT @nathanwurtzel: #AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC Speeches from George McGovern, Walter Mondale, Alan Grayson…—
Dean Clark (@earldean71) August 07, 2012
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC voters will be told to forget the last Democrat failure and re-elect the present one. #Forward—
Razor (@hale_razor) August 07, 2012
@Doc_0 What about cardigans for the chilly winter nights? Will there be a booth? #AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC—
Christine~Soccer Mom (@CatholicMomVA) August 07, 2012
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC He'll continue diplomatic talks with Iran on how to silence Israel.—
Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) August 07, 2012
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC the five guys in the Auditorium will wake up.—
Sue Ann (@Sue_Brown) August 07, 2012
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC the remaining audience members will go out and recruit enough people for a pick-up softball game.—
John Hayward (@Doc_0) August 07, 2012
Heh. If a failed president addresses the DNC, and no one is there to see it, does he even make a malaise-y sound? Stay tuned!