#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC: Jimmy Carter at DNC Convention; Billy Beer for everyone!

Oh, dear! Our sides are aching already and the convention is still a month away! You see, as Twitchy reported this morning, Jimmy Carter will address the 2012 Democratic National Convention in Charlotte next month.

Twitter users could not help but imagine what will happen after his taped address; Even Jimmy Carter doesn’t want to actually attend the convention. Perhaps he doesn’t want to be there in person because he’s super ticked that President Obama has totally stolen his “worst president evah” thunder?


Maybe he will celebrate with some nice Billy Beer!

More predictions fly in from Twitter users, amused by this latest taking-on-water development in the ever-sinking Democrat ship.

Forgot one!

Heh. If a failed president addresses the DNC, and no one is there to see it, does he even make a malaise-y sound? Stay tuned!


    Jimma will hopefully seal the president’s loss in November as he should. What a loser convention it will be.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Maybe he can have them build a treehouse for Amy and they can discuss nuclear proliferation.

  • James Atkins

    The campaign slogan is “Forward”, so let’s have Jimmy and Bubba talk. How rich is that?