A big brave liberal harasses a teenage girl from the safety of his car. http://t.co/R4nMzstj His smugness won me over.— Political Math (@politicalmath) August 2, 2012
Behold, the blueprint for liberal douchebaggery.
King Douche is a real tough guy. All man, this one. Enveloped in a cloud of smug, he bravely rolled up on a young lady at Chick-fil-A to demand free water and berate her about gay marriage.
But that wasn’t enough.
This tolerance thug was so proud of his jerktastic performance that he recorded it and put it up on YouTube. Intentionally.
And then conservatives discovered it.
Winning hearts and minds one YouTube video at a time! We have a feeling he’d get along swimmingly with the tolerant liberals who hoped Christians would choke to death on their Chick-n-Strips on Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day.
The unhinged lib quickly pulled the video from YouTube. But he wasn’t fast enough.
Jim Treacher to the rescue:
Blogger Ace of Spades revised his Twitter bio and avatar to have a little fun at King Douche’s expense. Say hello to Johnny Douchechills:
While mocking this oh-so-tolerant lefty for showing his true unhinged colors, the conservative Twitterverse also celebrated how the Chick-fil-A employee handled the attack.
Get this woman a peach shake!
It looks like King Douche Adam Smith may have gotten the axe from his employer.
Vante, a medical supplies manufacturer, reportedly released this statement just a short while ago:
Vante regrets the unfortunate events that transpired yesterday in Tucson between our former CFO/Treasurer Adam Smith and an employee at Chick-fil-A. Effective immediately, Mr. Smith is no longer an employee of our company.
The actions of Mr. Smith do not reflect our corporate values in any manner. Vante is an equal opportunity company with a diverse workforce, which holds diverse opinions. We respect the right of our employees and all Americans to hold and express their personal opinions, however, we also expect our company officers to behave in a manner commensurate with their position and in a respectful fashion that conveys these values of civility with others.
We hope that the general population does not hold Mr. Smith’s actions against Vante and its employees.
He's still listed as CFO here: http://t.co/hM3KCK0E
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) August 2, 2012
Vante’s website has been down intermittently — King Douche has really piqued the public’s interest in Vante’s services — so it’s possible that they’re updating their staff information. We’ll keep you posted. In the meantime, Cuffé makes an interesting observation:
Listen, Adam. Now that you’re quite possibly unemployed, maybe you should give Chick-fil-A a call. We hear you’re a big fan of their free water.