Libs support Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day … because ‘Bible thumpers’ might choke on their food

As Twitchy reported earlier, Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day has been a huge success. Supporters of free speech, tasty chicken and religious freedom are turning out in droves.

Even as many progressive tolerance tyrants cling bitterly to their failed Chick-fil-A boycott, some are actually encouraging conservatives to “eat mor chikin” … on the off-chance it might kill them.

Some loving, tolerant liberals hope they won’t have to wait long for the waffle fries and chicken to kill off Chick-fil-A supporters.

Aw, this one’s a real sweetheart. He doesn’t want Chick-fil-A patrons to die … as long as they suffer. A lot.

Others, like “Daily Show” co-creator Lizz Winstead, are more patient. They’re willing to wait for heart disease (or fatal diarrhea) to take out the “bigots,” aka freedom-loving chicken-eaters.

That’s an awful lot of hate from people who claim all they want is to “let love live.”

Keep it up, tolerance bullies. Keep wishing “Bible thumpers” would choke to death on their peach shakes and Chick-n-Strips and see how much that does for your cause.

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Update: it looks like at least one person just wasn’t patient enough for heart disease to do its work and instead called in a bomb threat to a Chick-fil-A in Martinsburg, W. Va.

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