#RejectedOlympicEvents Women's 400m Vacuum http://t.co/KKkvxFtU
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Aidan Disney (@aidandisney) July 31, 2012
Heh.
Due to the total #NBCFail coverage of the Olympics, Twitter users are coming up with their own ways to entertain themselves during the rotten coverage. First they came up with #MundaneOlympics. And now: #RejectedOlympicEvents. Even comedian/actor Patton Oswalt gets into the mix.
Turning Japanese #RejectedOlympicEvents—
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 31, 2012
Spelling "BOOBLESS" On A Calculator Relay #RejectedOlympicEvents—
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 31, 2012
Dancing With Tears In Your Eyes #RejectedOlympicEvents—
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 31, 2012
Working Dialogue From FLETCH Into Everyday Conversation #RejectedOlympicEvents—
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 31, 2012
As do actresses Elizabeth Banks and Jennifer Coolidge.
Wrestling with Inner Demons #RejectedOlympicEvents—
Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) July 31, 2012
Synchronized hair and makeup #RejectedOlympicEvents—
Jennifer Coolidge (@JENCOOLIDGE) July 31, 2012
Someecards writer Chase Mitchell brings the funny.
Starting Arguments With Strangers Just To Feel Alive Again #RejectedOlympicEvents—
Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 31, 2012
“Comedian” Rob Delaney goes for the unfunny.
Telling Strangers on the Street in Chicago They’re Fat #RejectedOlympicEvents—
rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 31, 2012
400 meter AIDS #RejectedOlympicEvents—
rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 31, 2012
Men’s Humor and Women’s Humor have their own competition:
If sleeping in was an Olympic event, I'd win the Gold. #RejectedOlympicEvents—
Men's Humor (@MensHumor) July 31, 2012
#RejectedOlympicEvents Menstrual Cycling—
Women's Humor (@WomensHumor) July 31, 2012
And Twitter users from across the spectrum add their own. Here are some of our favorites.
Skeet Belittling #rejectedolympicevents—
Megan McCoy (@GoTeamMegan) July 31, 2012
Pinning pinterest boards #RejectedOlympicEvents #pgp—
Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) July 31, 2012
#RejectedOlympicEvents Extreme Ironing – http://t.co/u5FbaGkh—
Ghetto Uberfacts (@GhettoUberfacts) July 31, 2012
#RejectedOlympicEvents slowly alienating everyone who loves you with your erratic turns between narcissism and needy self-loathing—
MattyTalks (@mattytalks) July 31, 2012
#RejectedOlympicEvents -The Bend & Snap. #MGP—
MeanGirlProblems (@MeanGirlProblem) July 31, 2012
#RejectedOlympicEvents quickest blunt roll—
Ted (@TedsAStoner) July 31, 2012
#rejectedolympicevents lightsabre fencing—
Leonard Hofstadter (@TheRealLeonardH) July 31, 2012
#RejectedOlympicEvents who can copy the most tweets on a trending topic—
RORY BUTLER (@R0ryButler) July 31, 2012
#RejectedOlympicEvents pin the emotion on the Kristen Stewart—
Alexander (@alexgrimwood) July 31, 2012
#RejectedOlympicEvents: who can run the fastest to the fridge and back before the tv show comes back on—
JAMES SEEKINGS ✞ (@JAMESSEEKINGS_) July 31, 2012
Tim Horton’s goes for the “always be closing” gold!
Coffee drinking? #RejectedOlympicEvents—
Tim Hortons (@TimHortons) July 31, 2012
Nice!
More entertaining than NBC’s coverage of the actual events? You decide! And keep them coming, Twitter.
