Roseanne Barr wishes cancer on Chick-fil-A customers; Update: Claims Chick-fil-A patrons are guilty of 'child abuse'; Update: Roseanne apologizes … sort of

All class.

(Hat tip: @tebuckey.)


Also classy? Roseanne believes parents who feed their kids food from Chick-fil-A are child abusers.

Update: Barr has posted an apology for her cancer comments, saying that while no one deserves cancer, they’re sure to get it from eating processed foods — such as those poisoned chicken anuses served by the Nazis at Shit-fil-A. Stay with us for a few tweets as the apology evolves, though.

For the help of her illiterate followers, Barr drops the references to “Christian liars” and “tortured chickens 4Christ” which seem to have distracted them from her message of healthy dietary choices.

Related: Roseanne Barr invites Chick-fil-A to sample her thighs

  • Alison

    Hate speech

    • jen longview

      hate speech tourted chickens?

  • TugboatPhil

    Correction. Roseanne was referring to something called “Shit Fil-A.” I’ve never heard of it, but it must be some restaurant, or recreational activity in San Fransisco.

    • $16575667

      It’s in Massachussets. Barney Frank is their spokesman and best customer.

    • Cherrelyn Mann Robinson

      Actually she failed at writing kids books- I hear it’s her new cooking show,

  • Jim Adams

    why is this fat, foul-mouthed cow even relevant???

    • Todd Toepfer

      She is not relevant, and she hopes that by making such statements she will be.

    • Madcat151

      the liberal left keeps her relevant as long as she keeps spewing hate and antisemite garbage all over the web! She is trash always was trash and always will be nothing but trash!

      • warriorgoddess

        One citation for her antisemitism, please…

    • mv74

      I literally never hear her name unless this site wants to use her to cast a blanket over the entire “Left”.

    • Carmen M Luczak

      She’s not

    • Leo Williams

      I”m with you Jim Roseanne is a has been,or better yet a never was.

  • linda

    does anyone take this idiot serious???

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      Only brain-dead liberals posting from their parent’s basements.

  • disqus_LASIg6epmj

    Stay classy Roseanne.

    • SDN

      Can’t stay what you never were…..

    • 1irishdell

      In her case, it’s Klassy. The ‘K’ applies to fully white trash situations such as these.

    • jen longview

      what late for 1980’s

  • Leroy Whitby

    I just read Roseanne Barr’s twitter stream. I don’t recommend it. She’s an angry lunatic. Poor lady.

    • Bridgett


      • Leroy Whitby

        Point well taken Bridgett. I didn’t mean to vitiate the meaning of “lady” and what that truly stands for by associating it with Roseanne Barr.

    • Flunking_retirement

      Pray for her,

  • BeeKaaay

    Roseanne is the typical leftwingwacko. Always wants evil to befall others.

  • nylon76

    Roseanne Bazaarr

  • Warren C. Bennett

    Ah. She knows comedy! Replacing Chick with S***. I mean, wow. I am glad she is showing all of us how to be funny! It isn’t like she is 10 years old or something. Nope, not at all.

  • Guest

    Judging from her McD’s figure, I imagine she doesn’t support Chick-fil-A’s message of “Eat Mor Chikin”.

    • DeadBuffalo Blog

      That’s her holding the sign.

    • Bridgett

      I like that “Mikey D’s figure”.. Hahahaha good one.

  • FGCU_James

    I’m going to send her a picture of me eating a Chick-Fil-A sandwich.

    Nothing else. Just a pic of me taking a big bite.

  • Scott Green

    Roseanne, with the body of a high school janitor, calling somebody else obese… What did her parents feed her? I’m left having to guess, and given her current demeanor (and apparent dietary habits), I’d guess it was other children.

    • lty83

      Bahahhahaha thats great stuff Scott

    • Cherrelyn Mann Robinson

      Yeh right- shes worried about chicken cancer and she puts massive amounts of botulinum in her face, go fiqure….lol

  • Romans 8:39

    Hateful and disgusting comments. If she’s trying to remain relevant Ms. Barr is going about it the wrong way.

  • DeadBuffalo Blog

    The closest one to me is in the next state, 80+ miles away. I may have to take a trip.

    • $1718659

      I wish we had one near me in New York. I visited one in Texas with a buddy while on vacation – best chicken I ever ate.

  • dannyp8262

    Roseanne who??

  • Rona Wallace

    Tons of class. All of it LOW.

  • James Skevis

    Every once in awhile this irrelevant person misses seeing her name in the spot light so she tries to make herself relevant by writing garbage. Wishing Cancer on someone just shows to what lengths she will go to get some publicity. I have cancer and cannot waste precious moments thinking about irrelevant has beens.

  • William R Alford

    Chick-Fil-A’s COO is not saying what he is against; only what he is for. If McDonald’s said that they
    support “family diversity” or whatever euphemism is currently
    fashionable, they would be praised for it.

    Are we a nation that stands for freedom of conscience or not?

    • warriorgoddess

      Only when that “conscience” fits in your so narrow it squeaks box. Oh and Chick Spew A funds hate. But, that is okay with the fundies, as long as it is the RIGHT kind of hate.

  • WJGBalderama

    Too bad I can’t find anything worth boycotting about Roseanne Barr. She really needs to stick to singing the National Anth…no, forget that.

  • Laurel

    Roseanne would know all about obesity. She is an expert by the looks of her. Yeah I said it! She is so dumb she couldn’t even secure the Green Party nomination!!!

  • $31841709

    She went off on me because I called her out on it. I lost two brothers to cancer. It’s despicable and her hiding behind some sort of nutrition horse crap defense is flimsy and revolting.

    • $1718659

      Condolences on your loss. I lost my sister, mother and father in law, nearly my sister in law, and myself beat cancer. To wish such a vicious disease on anyone is the most dispicable thing one could do – but that’s left wing loons for you.

    • Cherrelyn Mann Robinson

      It’s says very little coming from someone with massive botulinum injected into their face!

  • ed.p

    a washed up,delusional asshole with the iq of a gerbil

    • $1718659

      Pretty much aced that, bud.

  • Nick Bolton

    Michelle Malkin is beyond annoying and a delusional opportunistic liar and her followers aren’t any better than the morons that followed Hitler. Roseanne Barr has a good heart…don’t attack her again in an attempt to gain recognition you toxic tart!

    • Rob Stevely

      Insult intelligence…check….Hitler reference…check. Only thing missing is the word racist.

    • Winghunter

      You poor, pathetic, little tool.

    • jen longview

      who are you?

      • Walt

        And more importantly, who cares?

    • gobnait

      Who are you to attempt to silence the free speech of anyone, hypocrite?

  • Nick Bolton

    Oh, I forgot, Michelle Malkin, no one is allowed to post an opinion that doesn’t line up with yours. Manipulative evil skank.

    • MohammedTheTeddyBear

      “Michelle Malkin, no one is allowed to post an opinion that doesn’t line up with yours.”

      Yeah, Michelle, how DARE you allow Nick Bolton to post his idiotic opinions that don’t line up with yours, even though he says you wouldn’t?

      In other news, the official lobotomizing of village idiot Nick Bolton went off without a hitch, and the Doctors who performed the operation expect Mr. Bolton to be healthy enough to vote “straight-ticket” for US Dhimmicrats, this coming November! Said one of the Doctors, “Well, even if, G_d forbid, Nicky had died on the operating-table, he’d still end up “voting” the same way as he’s going to, with the lobotomy……it’s just how Democrats roll…..”

    • gobnait

      Has Michelle Malkin threatened you with bodily harm if you post your opinion? Don’t worry, I’m sure you can probably take her should she come after you. Pffft.

  • Jacob

    I will piss on her grave

  • Thomas Day

    You mean Rosanne Barr is still around? What rock did she crawl out from under?

  • Albert

    I guess she of all was waiting for the opportunity to attack such a fine establishment, the still close in observance of the sabbath, and good people and good food. Roseanne Barr in the same sentence with them is a sin in-of-itself, puulllleeezzz, she has nothing of value to say, whatever it is she has said, ugly I’m sure

  • Mini14’sBlkStrat

    The ugly turd fits right in with the democrat party. The democrat party is the party of perverts, deviants & miscreants! They’re disgusting!

  • jen longview

    such a winner…! lol

  • jen longview

    Does DOJ know that chickens are being waterboared? antibiotic filled tortured chickens?

  • James

    Who rattled Rosanne Bizzarro’s cage? I didn’t think she’d have time to make a comment in between her food binging episodes.

  • will wrangle

    “warn ppl not 2 eat processed foods”
    Well that just smooths over all her real comments. Not. When you are as gross as she is who the heck would want her opinion, much less her advise.?OoooghDudeSeriously.Gross.

  • $1718659

    It seems the only way these washed up so-called “celebrities” can remain relevant is to get on Twitter and make asses of themselves regularly. If not Barr it’s Cher. If not Cher it’s Moore. If not Moore it’s _____ (fill in the blank.). Scum, each and every one of them. Dems aborted the wrong babies.

  • gnubi

    Her apology has all the truthiness of her original comment. Who is following her and why?

  • slappy

    I like poisoned chicken anuses? you learn something new every day.
    wonder what else i like.

  • slappy

    help….i love poisoned chicken anuses.

  • $20852699

    I think Roseanne’s problem is that she DID remember to take her meds.
    Hey Roseanne! You should never tweet stoned!

  • JPT

    Sadly I know people who worked for Roseanne on her current show and her attitude and being a raging cunt drove em out of Hollywood. I used to like her show…Ya know…The funny one before she got up on her high horse and changed Beckys.

  • 19gundog43

    Please do not insult gerbils .We all know they are way smarter than this
    fat ugly cow… and far more cute to. She is a despicable low-life, never-was,
    doomed to be a boil on America’s ass.

  • $16575667

    If I had to go through life as an unattractive, unfunny comedian who was also bats**t crazy, I would be angry too.

  • Paul Berger

    Shes a gay vegan thats why she come out of her cage to make some noise. She will go back into hiding when obama is brought to his knees in november

    • warriorgoddess

      Oh, lookie at the names… but it’s only the liberals that call names right? Because fundies and conservatives don’t have to hide behind names? Because none of them are supporting hate like the killing of gays in Uganda or none of the supporters here are suggesting that gays should be run over? Hmm, tsk, tsk . Shouldn’t your god expect more out of you?

  • Mo86

    Isn’t it remarkable how Leftists not only preach about tolerance but demand it? And yet they themselves have proven over and over an over that they are some of the most intolerant, bigoted, hate-filled people on the planet?

    I am glad this is on the interwebs for all to see.

  • jcdisci

    “Roseanne Barr unleashed a series of profane tweets — hoping that Chick-fil-A customers got cancer.
    “Anyone who eats S**t fil A deserves to get the cancer that is sure to come from eating antibiotic filled tortured chickens 4 Christ,” she tweeted.” (
    HEY, STUPID BITCH!! Our 34-year-old son, a Marine and father of two adopted small girls, was given two months to live yesterday, after all regular and experimental treatments for his Stage IV Cholo-rectal cancer failed. TWO MONTHS!! HOW DARE YOU TOSS OUT THAT ANYONE “DESERVES TO GET…..CANCER”!! You USED to be funny. Now you are NOTHING but a bitter, sour, cheap, humorless OLD HAG!! KEEP YOUR IGNORANT, SMALL-MINDED, FOUL-MOUTHED DRIVEL TO YOURSELF!!! And you wonder WHY you are so totally irrelevant today and where your so-called “career” went to? Between your insulting rendition of the Star Spangled Banner, your bed-hopping between Tom Arnold and practically everything else in trousers, your complete disregard for ANYTHING traditional and good in our society, your openly displayed disdain for ANY TYPE OF TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES, your blatant contempt for ANYTHING “traditional” for that matter…… The sooner you are gone from the American Psyche, the better we will ALL be. You, Barry Soetoro (which I doubt YOU know is Obysmal’s REAL name), Eric Holder, Janet Napalitano, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid – ALL OF YOU AND YOUR WORTHLESS, TALENTLESS, BRAINLESS, UNAMERICANS NEED TO SIMPLY SHUT UP AND QUIETLY DISAPPEAR!!!!

  • SickofPoliticks

    Roseanne, like Rosie O’Donnell, Cher and the rest of their ilk, is one of the most hateful people to be called “celebrity.” But that’s OK. She’ll get what SHE deserves when she has to stand before God and revisit her hate.

  • Janice

    Roseanne perfectly represents the mindset of the Obamao kool aid slurpers

  • Jo

    Her nasty lips are similar to her sandwiches, loose..Take the hint already, your standards have dropped to a record low that when you speak no one listens and no one cares and your disrespect is breeding many disrespecting you. Maybe someone needs to eat some humble pie..Intolerant of intolerance make you just plain ignorant

  • Janice

    Roseanne Barr is a has-been, just like Cher, they are both afraid of growing old and are hanging on by a thread with thoughts of yesterday. They are trying to make a comeback with political hate speech. Ask what the people of Georgetown, CO think of her – not real pretty. With a mouth as big as her rear, her commentary is worth about as much as a tub of lard.

  • erickcartman

    Poor Roseanne. Her admitted poor choice of words- does that make her illiterate??? As a MM-follower I’d put up my intellect-vocabulary against hers any day of the week. She needs to go back to singing the national anthem. Oh, and I feel sorry for Tamara Holder. MM put a beat-down on her last night. I very rarely eat at Chik-Fil-A, but plan on going there more often just to support them.

  • Orangeone

    Barr, no restaurant can make enough food to satisfy your gigantic appetite!
    Your hate makes you the prime candidate for cancer.

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Ah, liberal compassion at its best.

  • bubak

    shut your mouth beef-man roseanne, it will help you in more ways than one

  • TexasTemplar

    Everyday another one of these Hollywood illiterates PROVES to WETHEPEOPLE they’re a petty, dictatorial, nasty piece of crap. Rose, you said it…we know it and no amount of backpeddling will correct it. I think you’ve just had your ‘you didn’t build that’ moment. Kiss what’s left of your waning career goodbye.

  • Charles R. Lawson

    um…and Roseanne is being cruel over someone’s weight? Um……yeah…

  • Cholera Cesium

    It’s funny how quickly she backtracked. She clearly said anyone who eats there deserves cancer.

  • MollyPitcher28

    Roseanne Barr is clearly deranged. Sadly, her money and quasi fame give her a platform to vent her distorted and perverse views.
    I did notice that she ultimately stepped back her comment. It doesn’t matter as it’s already out there in the twittisphere.

  • Ellen Riddle

    I used to think you were funny. Now I just think you’re pathetic.

  • Mr. Diggs

    LOL…my God it’s hilarious

  • Ashley

    She cracks me up seriously. She calls people illiterate. Has she re read what she writes?

  • Doralynn Whited

    Seriously – Barr is pointing her chubby finger at someone and calling them obese? Pot…. meet kettle….

  • Cherrelyn Mann Robinson

    That says alot coming from someone who has so much boutulinum in her face. I only see one chicken anus here!

  • Hollie

    Wasn’t Roseanne Barr the pig who grabbed her testicles after butchered the national anthem?

  • religionandhistory

    I cannot imagine Roseanne Barr ever tried pedaling anything but liberal tyranny . She backpedals without thought , reflection or grace .Showing no integrity , class, or intellectual honesty…..her hate and contempt is dished up for everyone not accepting and applauding everything perverse and destructive.

  • Toni Parker

    After reading Roseanne Barr’s comments I see someone who speaks before she thinks and what she thinks shows me that she has the same tendancies as most liberals and that is they are always right and what they say matters more than anyone or anything else… I was always told as a child that was judgemental and self-rightous. I was corrected as a child and grew up to realize that I was only in control of myself and it wasn’t my job to control others (unless it was my child and she needed correction as I did).

  • Paul

    I have cancer. It sure wasn’t from eating Chick Fil A. Be careful what you say Rose Ann. Now you have insulted all cancer survivors.

  • Frank P. Montenegro

    While I personally disagree with Ms. Barr on many things, I believe her apology to be of a sincere nature. She is to be commended. And forgiven.

    In Christ,

    Frank Montenegro

  • Frank P. Montenegro

    You are to be commended for your apology Ms. Barr

  • Mike Perry

    Yeah right, she meant it and she knows it, and she knows we know…..skank.

  • Frank P. Montenegro

    While I disagree with Ms. Barr on many things, I believe her
    apology to be sincere .

    She is to be commended. And forgiven.

    In Christ,

    Frank Montenegro

  • Flunking_retirement

    Knee jerk reaction, we all do it. Thing is though, this Chic Fi A thing hasn’t worked out the way it way s’posed to for liberals. Chic fil A was expected to knuckle under to the pc nonsense. When they didn’t, and we acted in support, that touched the liberal nerve.

  • Archie63

    Anyone wishing Cancer upon another should get the same only 10 fold

  • Jim Wahl

    She acts like a 4 year old trying to get attention. Hey Roseanne, how’s that acting career working out for you? How did you get so fat NOT eating processed foods?

  • David Tomei

    Dumb Dyke

  • Eric Davenport

    Roseanne get over yourself. You are just trying to get your name in thhe paper because you are a washed up hack who can’t act their way out of a paper bag. You wish people cancer….why don’t you try putting down the fork you could stand to drrop a few