Bada Zing! Gov. Christie reportedly will be GOP convention keynote speaker

Bada zing! Other media outlets are confirming that Governor Chris Christie (R-N.J.) will be the keynote speaker at the Republican national convention in Tampa, Fla. The bad news for some is that this is a sign that he is out of the Veepstakes running.

Or is it?

The good news: A Chris Christie fist-pump-worthy speech.

Oh, make it happen!

Heh. Indeed. One thing is certain, based on the governor’s history, this speech will kick arse. Of course, an Obama For America staffer is worried.

Anger management issues? We think he misspelled “awesome.” Not surprising, as truth is scary to the Left.

Hopefully, Governor Christie will end the speech with “Christie OUT,” while kicking over his microphone.

And there definitely won’t be a sexier speech; as Governor Christie said, he is “the definition of sexy.

  • Cynical Mike

    Was hoping for Rubio, but Christie would be my 2nd choice, and the good news is that maybe Rubio is still on the VP short list. Christie will definitely come loaded for bear (or donkey) and will no doubt kick some major ass.

    • Orangeone

      Boo, Rubio is Mr. Amnesty

      • Russell

        do a little research

        • Orangeone

          He came right out with his DREAM act.  That is amnesty!  Every single one that broke the law by entering or staying in the US is a criminal.  The vast majority of Americans want them returned to sender.

  • bepinwv

    If it IS Christie giving the keynote speech, he’s definitely going to fire up the crowd. I can’t wait!

  • rinodino

    lol, man your right wingers love you some RINO’s, lol.. Why is it you guys keep going after Rino’s to be your president and key speakers when you rip them all the time?…. I guess that Sarah Palin, Bachmann, you know ,REAL CONSERVATIVES, thing wasn’t working out too well, was it?

    • LightSabre

      Christie’s a RINO? YOU are a f**king idiot.

    • NCR Elite

      what in the hell are you talking about? we back these people despite the venom the media, the left, and RINOs spew at them. we can’t have everything we want like the Dhimmeroids, unfortunately.

      Besides, Christie took on the unions –what the hell more do you want?

  • lazypadawan

    *Looks forward to seeing Christie call any hecklers “jerks” and “morons” on national television.*