SO WHAT'S UP, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT. NO SERIOUSLY, IS THERE LIKE A WAY I CAN PLEASE EVERYONE AT ONCE?
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THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) June 11, 2012From now on, you might want to think twice before tweeting “Screw you, universe!” It’s likely to answer you.
The Universe has decided to connect with humanity via Twitter, and naturally, it’s an all-caps typing troll. Via Reddit:
I made a twitter account where all I do is respond to tweets that have the word “Universe” in them
Here’s a sample of what The Universe has to say to us puny humans.
@Jamesiewaymsie BUT WHAT ABOUT PAYING YOUR RENT—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) April 27, 2012
@MelanieCookie GOOD ONE. NO.—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) April 24, 2012
@Spice_Trini @dezbriscoe89 IS THAT A CHALLENGE—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) April 24, 2012
@alexjborja COME ON THOUGH, IT'S HILARIOUS—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) June 11, 2012
@NothingVulgar THAT'S REALLY SIMPLIFYING THINGS—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) July 13, 2012
@ryan_kovar HEY FUCK YOU, RYAN—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) July 13, 2012
@Kirstybearrr I DON'T FEEL HUMAN EMOTIONS. ALL I FEEL IS EXPANSION AND DIFFERENT KINDS OF HEAT.—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) July 13, 2012
@rushoffailure YOU'RE GAY—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) July 13, 2012
@JWILDS_xo I JUST LIKE TO BE SECRETIVE, THAT'S ALL—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) July 06, 2012
@liveityesterday STOP IT, I'M SHY—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) July 06, 2012
@eerrriiiccca HOPE YOU LIKE HAVING NO CLOTHES, ERICA—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) July 04, 2012
@sarahxavier AND SO FAR YOU'RE DOING POORLY ON THE TEST—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) June 25, 2012
@NinjaSwagJB I BELIEVE I AM—
THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) June 11, 2012
If you’d like to interact with The Universe on Twitter, note that its handle is @theunLverse, with an “L.” ‘Cause that’s just how The Universe rolls.
