Va. speech fail: Pastor prays for God to give him second term; Obama 'if you try something and it doesn't work, why would you try it again?'

Doh! The Smartest Man Alive ™ actually said that. With what we can only assume was a straight, yet smug, face.

President Obama’s campaign speech in Virginia today was full of fail, even right from the start.

Visionary! Oh, dear. Looks like that pastor had a sneak-peek viewing of the super creepy “The Obama Effect.” Of course, The One carried on along those same lines during the campaign speech today. Predictably, it was full of scorching narcissism. Journalist Mark Knoller tweeted all the hubris-y action.

He needs you! All about him, natch. Don’t disappoint him, or else.

Negativity. Like smearing someone as a felon, perhaps? Irony is hard. So is speaking.

A shout-out to his lapdogs at “lean forward” MSNBC!

If he had sons and daughters, they’d look like you. He’s not Barack: He’s you.

The State comes first; Obama and his fellow travelers in a nutshell.

Ah, the old “hostage” line. Welcome back!

And then he finished up with the remark referenced earlier.

Duh. Say so long to term two, buddy.

Indeed. Try again with a second term? We’ll pass.

  • Mackie72

    Well, they’ve tried Marxism in many countries and that’s been a “huge success” right, Barry? So why are you pushing it on us?

  • Jeffrey Harbin

    New Karl Rove commercial to debut in 3…2…1…

  • TugboatPhil

    He should stop trying to get the car out of the ditch and go get a Slurpee.

  • Simone Albanese

    Big Obama picture, then
    “if you try something and it doesn’t work, why would you try it again?”. The ultimate campaign ad for the GOP.

  • patrick quinn

    “I feel your pain?” Coulda’ borrowed it.

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    He’ll need his supporters after the election… got to sell that soylent green (New! Improved! Now contains 14% *more* lightly roasted Conservatives!) to someone!

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    So, let me see if I understand this:

    Some pastor prayed to The Obamasiah that Lord Stinky would grant pResident B-O another term…

    mmmm mmmmm mmmmmmm!

    Well, I’m on tenderhooks!

    What did The Won say? Is hE granting another term to BO?

    Besides, the current terms ? “Liar”, “Lie-Master”, “Liar-in-Chief”, ,”Anti-American”, “Failure”, “Teleprompter-Reader”, etc are all becoming shopworn. A new term would be most welcome!

    May I suggest, “Ex”?

  • Aine

    God bless @MarkKnoller. He listens to this crap (and tweets it) so we don’t have to.

  • Hiraghm

    “The State comes first; Obama and his fellow travelers in a nutshell.”
    You shouldn’t capitalize “state” in this instance. When capitalized, “State” refers to one of the sovereign members of the United States.

  • wallyintouch

    Look up liar, loser, wimp, usurper, bastard, narcissistic, psychopath in the dictionary & you’ll find a picture of bozObama next to each description.

  • tomtom1983

    Not going to happen, I will be working overtime to ensure my state of VA isn’t a win for a racist, radicalized left wing hypocrite.