Oops! Obama tells supporters to get medical help from 'paralegals'

Words are tricky things, especially when the smartest president EVAH butchers them. We doubt, however, that Barack Obama would say he acted stupidly when he made his latest gaffe during a campaign stop today in Virginia. After all, he was probably weary from trying to visit the 57 states again on his whirlwind poorhouse tour, so he can match the overflowing contents of Mitt Romney’s coffers.

Lucky for Obama, the crowd laughed with him, though some Twitter users are laughing at him:


It’s a good thing that people feeling weak from his exalted presence didn’t need the services of a CORPSEman or a breathalyzer. But many supporters feeling woozy and faint weren’t doing fine, just like the economy isn’t.

Maybe next time, the president will remember to bring his teleprompter when he hits the road.

We doubt the mainstream media will make a big deal. (Zero coverage, so far.) Hey, everyone makes mistakes, right?  But can you imagine the uproar if Sarah Palin had made a gaffe like this?

  • 1savior1

    There should be a pair a legals handy to haul his butt off to prison for high crimes and misdemeanors.

    • http://twitter.com/USLibertine US Libertine

      Amen to that!

    • $1718659

      Agree completely, but to be realistic we all know that will never happen as long as the Demoncrats are in charge of the Senate, and a no-cahones weeper like Boehner controls the House. Folks – the Congressional vote is really more important than the Presidential vote this year. Bambi can do little without Senate stooges holding his hand and running interfearence for him.

      • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

        I think Boehner has a pretty big set of huevos, Podjo.

  • BLMBaH

    Wonder if they have medically trained paralegals in all 57 states? Or was it 58?

  • aggreen1

    ***Obozo needs to visit his proctologist!

    • Tig

      You bet! He needs a “Cranialrectalectomy” or in layman’s terms, to remove his head from his rectum!! What a loser…

  • Josiah Longknife

    Let’s call the para~normals

  • NWFL Conservative

    This guy gives village idiots a bad name. And the liberals still trip all over themselves for him. Unbelievable

    • http://twitter.com/USLibertine US Libertine

      Not unbelievable. Liberals have no clue what right and wrong is. They hate God, hate morality, and are jealous of success. They are the most dangerous insurgents.

  • TaterSalad

    He meant “Corpse-man” ! The guy is a full blown dimwit and the nut cases that support, follow and vote for him are even worse.

  • VHG1

    LIke I’ve always said, Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro Dunham, whatever, IS THEE dumbest man in any room he enters!

  • http://twitter.com/Rbclark Rbclark

    Careful of what you say. Obama may just send the CORPSMEN to raid your house.

    • http://twitter.com/USCITZN A. Gaines

      LOL, yes I remember. The foreign usurper can’t pronounce without the teleprompter.

  • kelly9107

    Amazing how people have covered for this historic dipchit.

  • Sho-Nuff

    And if anyone is considering a divorce they might want to contact a paramedic for advice before they file.

  • TooOldToBeCool

    My ex-wife, who is a paralegal AND a liberal Democrat, is smiling and doesn’t know why.

    • $1718659

      Glad you relieved yourself of that burden, bud:)

    • MSGran
  • Frustrated Teacher

    Any media not showing this with a laugh track owe Dan Quayle and George Bush apologies!!

  • buzzer7

    Well, hell, man, a “Marine Corpse” is just a dead fish! “Sir Faux Pas”, at it, again!

  • Carl Dennis

    This explains why his healthcare is so crazy ..

  • Snarky D

    Perhaps it wasn’t a slip, just part of passing ACA to find out what’s in it.

  • http://deadbuffaloblog.blogspot.com/ DeadBuffalo Blog

    When asking for paramedics, Obama looked up to the sky, expecting them to be jumping out of an airplane.

    • http://twitter.com/USCITZN A. Gaines

      No, he does it so you can look up to him…It makes him feel superior…the thug!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/DKD5YV3SEAX4UKT4ZKG4FTLSAQ DeeJay

    If there were a pair ‘a illegals Holder would give them assault rifles. bada bing! Thank you . . . I’ll be here all week.

  • http://www.facebook.com/aaron.k.wolfe Aaron K. Wolfe

    and if, God forbid, any of those poor people died from the heat, don’t worry. They can still vote.

    • Orangeone

      And Obama can choose who they vote for.

    • LANI

      Ain’t that the truth!!! Gotta have the dead people, Illegals, Disney characters etc to win OH & the BrainDead like him

  • Walter Savell

    He didn’t want to make his Corpse-man gaffe again!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=789862165 Dorothy Kettle

    Paralegals definently needed to understand the healthcare program he is cramming down our throat.

  • rwnutjob

    The legal remedy is his default response to any action.

  • Beers_Morgan

    I guess they can hand out” breathalyzers” to those who have trouble breathing.

  • Christine Potter James

    I thought BUSH was the only President who flubbed his words…oh wait a second, Has he said yet that this too was Bushes FAULT….. LOL His days are numbered….Thank God!!!!

    • $1718659

      Actually, the only word I’ve heard Bush mispronounce was “nulear – nuculer”. But then almost every person from Texas I know pronounces it exactly the same – including former President LBJ – who did it all the time. Funny how no Dems ever laughed at him, huh?

      • Tera Blair Kirk

        I think everyone pronounced that wrong until it was brought to light with Bush. I know that’s how I pronounced it! Plus there’s tons of words American’s mispronounce or misspell. That was the media “having a field day” when the opportunity presented itself. The “Holier than thou” media isn’t any better. I find typos and poor sentence structure in news papers all the time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jmcenanly James McEnanly

    When was the last time you heard someone yell, “Is there a lawyer in the house?”

    • hiway280z

      won’t be when Obama has you arrested, we won’t be able to have one, just held with no due process for as long as he wants.

  • Eric Johnson

    EVERYBODY KNOWS the Obama’s had their legal status revoked RIGHT?

  • Larry Morris

    I wonder if this service is covered in Obamataxcare

  • http://twitter.com/USLibertine US Libertine

    This is not the first time this idiot said something stupid. I guess he didn’t have his teleprompter available. Barry Soetoro makes me sick to my stomach.

    • MSGran

      He’s been around his VP too long.. foot-n-mouth must be rubbing off on him..

  • peteee363

    perhaps he meant paralegals, he must have had ambulances on scene, and the paralegals were there with the ambulance chasers.

  • Aeffesstoo

    Totally Freudian. He just slipped up and revealed what obamacare is all about.

  • avnrulz

    Well, people are still fainting at his speeches, but it’s from the heat, not his bumbling, stumbling oratory. You know if this had been President Bush, it would have been all over the news.

  • Brian McDougal

    Hey now, you guys are being kinda hard on Obamie, maybe that is what it says in his Obama care. With all they new people getting insurance somebody is going to have to pick up the slack! Kinda like we have to pass it to see whats in it don’t ya think.

    Got to go see my Paralegal my side hurts from laughter!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/stan.luban Stan Luban

    Well if the paralegals won’t help maybe we could rely on the Navy “Corpse” Men!

    • hiway280z

      I was thinking the same thing. LOL


    Obama: A colossal embarrassment at every level. Is he really that intellectually challenged? I’d love to play chess with him but I’m afraid we wouldn’t get passed ‘chutes and ladders.’

  • Cruz2016!!!

    Democrats have the nerve to talk about Bush?? Obama is a total moron. Can we see those college transcripts now??!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/butch.guell Butch Guell

    Yeah! We have para legals in all 59 states. Just ask Obummer!

  • http://www.facebook.com/cmd77084 Craig Matthew

    Its an obamanation.. This is the most messed up president I have ever seen. I bet George Washington is rolling in his grave right now..

  • http://www.facebook.com/butch.guell Butch Guell

    I know he said 57,but he has since added his state of mind and that of his ficticious girl friend in hius book!

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  • Charles Wesley

    You’re gonna NEED lawyers once Obama care hits the fan… It’s BS. No matter…He probably meant paramedics…said paralegals, and was thinking paranormals…:)

  • stuckinIL4now

    Problem here is Oblowhard really believes they were fainting over him as opposed to passing out from heat and dehydration.

  • zeusfiction

    Such a non-issue. How many malapropisms were we subjected to by Bush II?

    • Jeff Adamo

      The point is, the media latched onto every verbal mistake made by Bush, Quayle, Palin, or Bachmann, yet ignore all the ridiculous mistakes made by Obama. Everybody errs, but the media shows their incredible bias by only reporting Republicans’ gaffes.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NAXLBAJCU5BUZZCCCLFU67KK4I william jenkins

      Shure Nelson Davis , we all know Bush did it . Thanks for the reminder ….tool

    • $1718659

      Right, stooge – when Bush mispronounced a word (rarely) it was an onject of laughter and stupidity — when your Dear Leader does it (regularly) it’s just a “malapropism”. And this guy is supposed to be a genius, right? You libs are such morons.

  • http://twitter.com/Sailing_J Sailing J

    Michelle, this Twitchy website is genius! Thank you for being you!

  • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

    Whatever Biden’s got must be contagious. Call the Paramedics at the CDC to come to the aid of our peerless leader.

  • Dwayne P Theriot

    He’s been hanging around Biden too long. Although how can you tell which is “Dumb” and which is “Dumber”.

  • Ritchie White

    If you know what ANF means you are a paramedic and you know why so many people passed out.

  • http://twitter.com/mauredmond Maureen Edmond

    Hey, I think he’s finally topped Dan Quayle, for sure. Now he has to work on besting Biden. :)

  • Dave Meuchel

    get medical help from paralegals….well, now we know the kind of care we’ll receive under his Healthcare law. Beside, he really meant paralegals. In his liberal world, if you’re feeling dizzy from the heat, then someone has to be responsible for it & you need to sue someone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ Blarney Rose

    My Irish grandfather quoted, “What do you expect from a hog, but a grunt?” Listening to Obama mispronounce “corpsmen,” not once, but three times, was blatantly insulting to these people of valor! It gave center stage to the ineptitude of this “puppet” president! (It’s “Howdy Dopey” time!) Not even his treasured teleprompter could rescue his faux pas and make a “silk purse out of a sow’s ear!” Obama has belittled us, our nation and our Constitution! Obama, his czars, Cabinet and cronies have brought shame to the Presidency! Not only is he an embarrassment, he is dangerous! “Time to dump the “Chump” & “Frump!”

  • http://hotair.com/ Thomas Stewart
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  • marine37

    You notice that the moron didn’t correct himself and say, “oh I mean paramedics.” He is a moron and a stupid one at that!

  • OSW

    Obama can say WHATEVER he wants and openly be as stupid as he is- none of his supporters care at all. He could poop on the podium, it would be called “dramatic sculpture”; he could say that reversing the planet’s rotation is the only way out of recession and they would clap and cheer; he could outlaw the eating of breakfast, lunch, and dinner and they would go wild with praise. Obama supporters are reactive, empty-headed drones.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jeanne.b.williams.9 Jeanne Baker Williams

    i could not sit thru one of his talks i see him on tv and turn it off makes me sick to see his nose in the air and his voice yuk!