Obama says 'all your wedding gifts belong to me,' sparks #Obamafundraisingideas

Just when you thought President Obama’s hubris level couldn’t get any higher, he proves you wrong. His latest fundraising idea? All your wedding gifts belong to him.

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Obama Asks People Getting Married To Forgo Gifts, Ask Their Guests To Donate To His Campaign Instead…

You can even register your wedding on his campaign website. Could he be any more pompous?

For reals! From BarackObama.com itself.

Your big day is his big day. Isn’t he all that really matters?

Suck it up, couples.

Twitter users, always at the ready to help, were there to offer the president some more fundraising ideas.

Oh, the humanity.


Keep them coming, Twitter. You should have lots of spare time to help him out. No need to bring those canned goods to shelters for the hungry; donate them to His Majesty instead!


Let them eat wedding cake, maybe: Mocking continues with #ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans

  • sgt_joe_rock


  • fuguewriter

    Oh, the epic epicness of ObamaFail!

  • DreadPirateStarbucks

    Can he be any tackier? GOOD GRIEF.

  • http://twitter.com/cfb26 CFBerndt

    #Obamafundraisingideas confiscate Star Wars merchandising rights from George Lucas

  • http://twitter.com/777TRUTH Warren Grisafi

    If I made this up no one would believe me.

  • mutnodjmet

    I was planning on doing some serious work today. But tweeting #Obamafundraisingideas has been too fun and distracting!

  • mutnodjmet

    #ObamaFundraisingIdeas: New #Romney ad – “Elect me and you can keep your wedding gifts.”

    • Cindy Gunter

      Love it! I cannot believe the audacity of this administration. You would think at least Michelle Obama would have enough snap to say “hon….this isn’t a great idea at all.” Men may not care about wedding gifts, but a new bride cares and in many cases actually NEEDS the items.

  • Jeffrey Harbin

    I have a couple dozen empty aluminum cans out on my porch. I’m seriously thinking of boxing them up and mailing them to the White House along with a list of nearby recycling centers. Hey, $.53 a pound is nothing to sneeze at.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/OKUOSWXNJBRI7GT5NPV5IJDICQ Brian

    He also believes in polygamy now. He wants donors to marry many times so he maximizes his haul.

  • rulierose

    omg these are really really funny, and we could all use some laughs right about now.

    the minute I heard about this I knew there’d be some great tweets. I mean, all those “attackwatch” commenters had to be somewhere, right?

    my favorite one here: “Did you know when you shop at NBC.com 100% of the profits go toward my reelection”!

    good work everyone! and btw, TebowFTW, don’t ever ask if Obama could be any tackier or sink any lower…the answer is always going to be “OH yeah”….

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/7O7FNN7W3G6Y5FTXG4YG7RS3GI Virginia

    Sell your dog to the exotic cuisine store and send proceeds to Obama.

    • petitefight


  • Chance Boudreaux

    $10,000 to #Obama2012 lets you put a name on the Drone Kill List (can be an American Citizen). #ObamaFundraisingIdeas #tcot #p2

  • http://spot.pcc.edu/~mtrigobo Michael Trigoboff

    Should have been: All your wedding gifts are belong to us. http://bit.ly/Z7ND

  • PresterJohn5

    Buy yourself a new toaster or coffee maker and send the old one to the White House.

  • gunsmithkat

    The best one is from Iowahawk: Breaking: President, film crew escorted from school bus after asking teenagers to taunt him #Obamafundraisingideas

  • EmoMom

    If you have any gold teeth, PLEASE, be very careful when smiling in the vicinity of Obama fundraisers!

    • Cindy Gunter


  • VanessaEsther

    Instead of spending cash on groceries, get food stamps, the cash can be donated to Obama 2012. #Obamafundraisingideas

  • Lizeau

    Four words: County Fair dunk tanks. #Obamafundraisingideas.

  • http://libertynews.com/author/velvethammer Velvet Hammer

    Obama 2007 Fundraising Pitch: “I Don’t Care How Poor You Are, Pony Up 5 Dollars” [Video] http://ironicsurrealism.com/2012/06/23/obama-2008-fundraising-pitch-i-dont-care-how-poor-you-are-pony-up-5-dollars-video/

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  • Guppymonster

    Is Obama that dumb as to think anyone getting married woud send anything to him. Look what he has done to America! He is the most pathetic individual ever to occupy the White House and he’s desecrated that.