Little Boy Tool: Keith Olbermann crawls from under irrelevant rock to try to bash Michelle Malkin

The cuckoo pants is strong in this one. “Got her ass kicked” is cuckoo pants for “gave an ass kicking.

It’s funny that Keith Olbermann could “place her” a scant three months ago, when he sought to faux-apologize to her for calling her (someone he can’t place) a “mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick on it.” Why, pray tell, did he crawl out from under his gutter sludge covered rock today?

Ding ding ding! We have a winner. He must be trying to score sexist jackass points with his pitiful sycophant David Shuster, who took his sexist rants against Michelle Malkin to Twitter today.

Another one for whom word definitions are hard. And here comes the predictable dehumanizing attempts and bigotry from fan boys.

But, wait! Keith Olbermann is totally full of journalistic integrity and all. He would certainly never wish to be a big, old hypocrite by skewering others for being nasty jerks all while doing it himself, would he?

Oh, well. About the person. Of course, conservative women don’t count as people.

Flaying for me, but not for thee, says Keith. This paragon of virtue seeks to tell others how to behave. Naturally, flaying is totally fine if it is one of those icky conservative women like Michelle Malkin, S.E. Cupp or Sarah Palin.

No, do you know what is indefensible, sir?

You are.

Hey, how is your job hunt going? Snicker.

  • Marty Luther

    Keith just returned to sports announcing: His new gig>> “Peanuts, popcorn, cold beer!!”

  • traffic_robot

    You think these two Current TV Farm Team (MSNBC) flunkees are giving each other the “UP TOP!” high five over some brewskies? Gotta love the 1% d-bags.

  • Cyborg0012
  • small town dad

    He also decided to take a second job in journalism. On a street corner soon yelling “Extra, Extra, read all about it”

  • Sailing J

    You’re living in his head rent free Michelle. It must be confusing to those involved in conversation with him when he spouts off some irrational unrelated rant about you or other women. Imagine the filth and sewage that comes out of his mouth in private.

  • tingle007

    who uses the word “qualitative” ? It’s not very cromulent and it doesn’t embiggen the conversation.

  • DavidKramer

    I got into a little fracas on twitter with Loser, he made fun of my hat. It was devastating to my psyche let me tell you!

    • Michael Thompson

      I had the same thing done to me. Kept saying I am a Redneck, and more explitive type remarks. Has no shame. Hides behind his ignorance and curses the country if we disagree w him. He is a waste. Libs can only offend instead of debate the issue. Woman hater. Michelle is a hot looking vibrant woman. I dig her lots. :-)

  • BwBarrnone

    In this exhibit, you will see a kind, loving and tolerant liberal, Witness how they act and how they interact with others. They are a true testament of….Oh wait this is not supposed to happen, Folks I don’t know and I can’t tell you why these loving creatures are being so evil and vail. Oh my.

  • Jeffrey Harbin

    Give Keefus a break. He was just replaced by Joyless Behar. I can’t imagine a greater insult than that.

    • $18000740

      I had to laugh out loud at that one. That is the absolute truth. In what universe would anyone consider Joy Behar a coup?

    • NeoKong

      Uh hoh …snap!

  • $18000740

    Keith Keith Keith. The things that come out of that mouth of yours. And none of it is news worthy.

  • Joe Hilger

    Poor, Keith Obermann, he can not even garner an interview on the
    MSM in order to express his ‘opinion.’ LOL ! ! !

  • BigDogJunction

    Funny how easy it is for every-day schmoes like me, to get a rise out of idiots like Olbermann.

  • nilbud

    Malkin is a disease not a person.

  • Libertyship46

    Oscar Wilde once said, the only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about. Hey Keith, nobody is talking about you these days, got it? Soon he’s going to be sports casting high school basketball games for free beer. What a jerk.

  • regmgr

    Does anybody listen to this useless communist anyways. Can’t keep a job. Bet he has submitted for unemployment compensation. He likes taking government money.

  • Michael Thompson

    Ann Curry should donate a large sum of that ten million to charity. She is a concerned and caring person right? Elite libs as Curry are money grubbers in secret.