#HowardKurtzTweets: 'Real Journalist' fails to keep up with 'just bloggers,' instant gold

Our sides can’t take much more aching! “Real journalist” CNN’s Howard Kurtz tweeted out a heck of a scoop regarding the Romney “Wawa-gate” video!¬†Only, you know,¬†an entire day late. D’oh! You see, “just a blogger” SooperMexican broke that story wide open yesterday.

What’s next, Howard? Will you take a closer look at that whole earth thing and determine it is, in fact, not flat? Breaking!

Kurtz’s staggering lack of awareness was prime fodder for hashtag mockery. Twitter users come to the rescue, offering more “scoops” for Mr. Kurtz, a “real reporter.” A “real reporter” like Andrea Mitchell, who shamefully refused to apologize for or denounce the deceptively edited video.




Happy warriors and “just bloggers” for the win, once again. More, please!

  • Chris Ar

    YES. Now directly featured on Twitchty. You’ve come a long way, man.

  • peteee363

    breaking news, dog bites man!! and in other news, banana attacks gorilla!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTlNSa6xNfY

  • DJ_Fisher

    And while all these people who make in a week what most people make in a year are busy putting each other down about tech they had nothing to do with creating, there are millions of people who might think about having them for dinner tonight. And I don’t mean as quests.

  • taternuggets

    Is he really that orange?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WZWKBMKRC4WW675Q6WXMOUWHCA NCR Elite

    Reminds me of the Slowpoke meme http://www.quickmeme.com/Slowpoke/

  • TonyMontana3

    Wow, Juan Williams really got under your skin, didn’t he Michelle? You really are just a blogger. Sorry.

    • Frustrated Teacher

      That all you got Tony? I saw that video. Wasn’t Michelle who was irritated. Juan was about to pop an artery. Get your story straight, plz.

    • http://home.comcast.net/~rfa3936 RFA

      And you are JUST A COMMENTER on a blog. A step down I’d say. Why should we be impressed with your BS

  • Randy Meier

    BREAKING! Apple releases paparazzi app for iPhone…Alec Baldwin hardest hit.

  • Frank DiSalle

    USS Maine an inside job ! #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5CSGV3B3DB6PTZQGMEBYL7QP6Y Arthur Vandalay

    After reviewing all the evidence it is now evident the Japanese did indeed attack Pearl Harbor. THIS WAS NO DRILL!