Look everyone: #realreporter @HowardKurtz catches up to #justablogger @SooperMexican a day later==> is.gd/dzlD5a
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Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) June 19, 2012Our sides can’t take much more aching! “Real journalist” CNN’s Howard Kurtz tweeted out a heck of a scoop regarding the Romney “Wawa-gate” video! Only, you know, an entire day late. D’oh! You see, “just a blogger” SooperMexican broke that story wide open yesterday.
Looked at MSNBC video of Mitt saying "amazing" to Wawa touch-screen menu and the editing is misleading – he was making a different point—
(@HowardKurtz) June 19, 2012
What’s next, Howard? Will you take a closer look at that whole earth thing and determine it is, in fact, not flat? Breaking!
Kurtz’s staggering lack of awareness was prime fodder for hashtag mockery. Twitter users come to the rescue, offering more “scoops” for Mr. Kurtz, a “real reporter.” A “real reporter” like Andrea Mitchell, who shamefully refused to apologize for or denounce the deceptively edited video.
RT @michellemalkin: BREAKING: Took closer look at Rathergate documents. Turns out CBS faked them. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters
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ToniMarie (@Mrs_ESTMR) June 19, 2012
You know what happens when you pull grandpa's finger? #HowardKurtzTweets—
RefudiateObama2012 (@RefudiateObama) June 19, 2012
BREAKING: Took closer look at Watergate – I think Nixon knows more than he's saying. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters—
Me in Jersey (@njmoviefan) June 19, 2012
BREAKING: Took a look at those NYTimes Jayson Blair stories. Turns out they were all fake! #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters—
AL(…) Hogan (@ParadigmForce) June 19, 2012
@michellemalkin BREAKING: NBC News *may* have edited the Trayvon 911 call to make Zimmerman look racist. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporter—
Razor (@hale_razor) June 19, 2012
#HowardKurtzTweets Looking at the latest wire reports, I don't think the French Army can hold the Wermacht on the Meuese. Need cease-fire.—
Chris Ar (@LastBrainLeft) June 19, 2012
#HowardKurtzTweets I believe Anthony Weiner is lying #tcot—
Chris Ar (@LastBrainLeft) June 19, 2012
THIS JUST IN: Lindbergh has landed in Paris! #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters—
DesertEagle (@DesertEagle5) June 19, 2012
#HowardKurtzTweets Took a look at that watch I bought on 42nd yesterday. Turns out it's spelled "Rolex" and not "Rollecks."—
Dave Not Weigel (@NotDaveWeigel) June 19, 2012
BREAKING NEWS: Man discovers fire. "Heat good," says witness. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters—
DesertEagle (@DesertEagle5) June 19, 2012
@michellemalkin BREAKING: Dewey Defeats Truman headline FALSE! #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters—
Jack Hill (@CincyJack) June 19, 2012
It appears that the moon is not made of cheese. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters @michellemalkin—
Uncle Soros (@LeviathanLeap) June 19, 2012
BREAKING: Looked at NBC Dateline video of GM trucks. Turns out explosions rigged. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters—
Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) June 19, 2012
#HowardKurtzTweets Upon further reflection, this "water" substance seems rather wet.—
The Monster (@SumErgoMonstro) June 19, 2012
Happy warriors and “just bloggers” for the win, once again. More, please!