While Breitbart.com vets Obama, lapdog media report on Al Gore's girlfriend

Think the lapdog media should spend more time vetting Obama and less time dishing on who’s releasing Al Gore’s chakras these days? Well, that’s just too darn bad.

[T]hings seem to have worked out for Al Gore. The Nobel Peace Prize laureate and former VP has a serious girlfriend, we’ve learned.

Her name is Elizabeth Keadle — better known as Liz — a well-heeled Democratic donor from Southern California in her 50s with a background in science and a devotion to environmental causes.

Seriously, WaPo? All out of poorly sourced stories about Mitt Romney’s teenage years? No rocks left unturned on a Texas ranch?

Meanwhile, the Washington Post website has just two sneering mentions of Breitbart.com’s bombshell report on the latest evidence that Obama’s biography evolves to fit the moment. Those brief references are near the end of link roundups by Greg Sargent and Erik Wemple.

Here’s how the New York Times reported on the Breitbart.com story:

Other Democrat lapdogs are pushing the absurd meme that exposing inconsistencies in how the president portrays himself are proof of widespread birtherism.

Lapdog media: Shut up, racist birthers. Al Gore totes has a new gal who hearts the environment! Squee!

Conservative new media: Americans deserve answers about why the president repeatedly promotes fictional accounts his past.

Thanks, WaPo, for illustrating the indispensability of conservative new media once again.

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    I just liked “Her name is Elizabeth… better known as Liz”. I smell a Pulitzer, …better known as Pliz

  • Bswanson

    Algore found love? awwwww

    • Tye

      Yes and he’s cereal this time.

  • Popeye3

    Liz Manbearpig has a certain poetic lilt.

  • http://twitter.com/HughAlleyn Hugh Alleyn

    What’s Tipper up to these days?

    • Tye

      I think Tipper is looking for a real man! I mean what do you expect from a pair shape fraud like Al The Sky Is Falling Gore I mean come on lets get real here.

  • http://twitter.com/stupid_republic Stupid Republic

    Huh. I figured it would be WomanBearPig.

  • Flagramma

    Oh wow such breaking news you should win a prize or something , amazing reporting
    outstanding work , wow wow . You wonder why we dub you the lame stream media .

  • joey

    I thought All Gore Was Married.

    • joey

      I Mean Al Gore

  • Rosewould

    Does Liz know the crazed sex poodle is a fraud who doesn’t drive.